CHAPTER XIX.

ANECDOTES.

It is one of the unwritten laws of American civilization that the

public has a right to get off jokes on leading public servants, whether

they are clergymen, statesmen, business men or what not. Very often

this habit of caricaturing our ablest men by cartoons and jokes is

carried to extremes; but within proper limits, if it is possible to

define what is proper in such a matter, there seems to be no objection

to it among those who may be the victims. It is true that sometimes a

joke, if founded on facts, will go further in illustrating a man’s real

disposition than perhaps anything else. At any rate, it is customary to

include in every biography a chapter giving the anecdotal side of the

subject’s life. That rule will not be departed from in this case.

“THE BLACK STURGEON.”

On one occasion Dr. Walker was preaching before the Walker Baptist

Association down in Georgia. In the middle of his discourse, and at the

close of one of his most thrilling flights of eloquence, an old colored

man, in a frenzy of excitement, rose to his feet and exclaimed: “My

Gawd! No wonder dey call him de Black Sturgeon!”

The old man evidently had mistaken the word “Spurgeon” for the word

“Sturgeon.” In speaking of the matter afterwards, Dr. Walker said, with

a good-natured laugh, “Well, I’m glad he did not class me with the

small fish.”

READING AND COUNTING FOR NEGROES.

Once a Georgia Negro carried a letter to Dr. Walker and asked him to

read it for him. Dr. Walker complied with his request. Two or three

days later, the same man came back and said:

“Doc, you sho did read my letter all right. I took it to two white men

since, and dey read the same things dat you did.”

Somewhat later, another colored man came to Dr. Walker and asked him

how much was 9 x 70. Dr. Walker told him 630. A few days later the

colored man returned and said:

“Doc, you know de uddah day, I axt you how much was 9 x 70, an’ you

told me 630. Well, I axt Capt. Jones (a white man) about it and he

told me de same thing. I tell you, Doc, you sho knows how to count.”

In telling these stories, Dr. Walker always makes the point that it is

very difficult to get the average Negro to believe another Negro unless

some white man will endorse what the colored man says. It seems to be

an old and foolish way Negroes were taught during slavery.

PRAYING FOR MONEY.

Dr. Walker believes in praying for everything. In 1886, when in Boston

trying to raise money to assist him with his church work at Augusta,

he was rooming with Mr. Charles A. Dryscoll, who was at that time a

student in the New England Conservatory of Music. One Saturday night

Mr. Dryscoll noticed that several times during the night Dr. Walker got

out of the bed. He asked him if he was sick. Dr. Walker replied, “No.”

Once, while Mr. Dryscoll watched to see what called him from the bed

so often, he found him kneeling by a chair in prayer. He spent nearly

the whole night in prayer. The next morning (Sunday morning) he went to

the First Baptist Church, of which Dr. P. S. Moxom was then pastor, and

made an appeal to the congregation for help. He secured $109.00 in cash

and many pledges. Dr. Walker always referred to that contribution as

prayer money.

PRAYING FOR CONVERTS.

Once at Augusta he commenced his revival services by making a request

of the people that they would pray that the Lord would give them 200

converts during the meeting. At the close of six weeks’ work the number

of converts was found to be 325. But in a short while a large number of

these converts proved such miserable failures as Christians, Dr. Walker

said, if God would forgive him, he never would pray again for 200

converts, and he said that he did not want anybody else to pray that

prayer in Tabernacle Church. He thought that the best thing to do was

to pray for souls, and leave the number with God.

ABOUT JAY BIRDS.

Dr. Walker relates with great pleasure that, when he was a boy, he

made it his business to kill every jay bird he saw. He said that the

old folks had told him that he would never see any jay birds around on

Fridays, because on Fridays all the jay birds went to carry sand to

hell. So he made up his mind to kill every one he could, in order that

the number of jay birds engaged in the sand-carrying business would be

decreased. He was a man nearly grown before he found out that his ardor

in attempting to kill off all the jay birds was prompted by an “old

wife’s fable,” a myth, one of the many hundred superstitious notions

that prevailed among the old-time colored people.

[Illustration: REV. CHARLES T. WALKER AT FORTY YEARS OF AGE.]

EARLY RELIGIOUS IMPRESSIONS.

Dr. Walker’s first recollection of any religious emotions run back to

the period of his early childhood. He remembers how every Sunday night

all the servants would gather in the hall of the “Big House,” and hold

a prayer-meeting with the “old master,” a Dr. Samuel Clark, leading the

service. He used to go with his mother to these meetings. The first

hymn he ever heard “lined” and sung, _i. e._, the first hymn that he

remembers, was the good, old-fashioned hymn beginning,

“When I can read my title clear.”

He remembers well the edition then used had these words:

“And hellish darts be hurled,”

Instead of the present rendition, which has these words:

“And fiery darts be hurled.”

ELECTING A CHURCH TREASURER.

Dr. Walker and the late Rev. T. J. Hornsby were once invited by

a country church in Burke County, Ga., to conduct an election of

officers. Bro. Hornsby acted as moderator. The custom of the church,

as was true of many others, had been to elect two members to see after

the money. One man carried the key, and the other man kept the box.

As a rule, the money was counted and the box locked in the presence

of the deacons. As a further precaution, the man with the box was not

allowed to carry the key. When the time came to elect the treasurer,

Dr. Walker explained to the church that it would be best to elect one

man as treasurer and make him responsible for both box and key. He told

them that the time had passed for them to continue the old custom of

electing two men. Some at first were not inclined to favor this new

departure. One or two members made speeches against it and said that it

would never do, but the majority of those present voted to adopt the

suggestion, and accordingly one man was elected treasurer.

Rev. Hornsby, when he declared the election, thinking to add a humorous

touch to the situation, said:

“Now, Brother Jenkins is your treasurer. He will have both the box and

the key. He can open the box whenever he wants to, and take out what

he pleases.”

Quick as a flash, an old brother, one of the opposers, rose to his feet

and exclaimed: “Dar now; you hear dat! I knowed when we sont fer Brer

Hornsby and Dr. Walker dat dere was gwineter be de devil to play here

to-day! Dog my cat, I tol’ you so, and you wouldn’t listen at me, and

now hit’s too late!”

DR. WALKER’S COMPLEXION.

While in London, on his way to the Holy Land, Dr. Walker, in company

with Prof. M. J. Maddox, one of his traveling companions, went to a

barber shop to get a shave. Evidently the barber had never seen Negroes

before, and was very much astonished. He noticed that Mr. Maddox was

several shades lighter as to his color than Dr. Walker. Speaking to the

latter about this, the barber asked, “Why is it that you’ve got so much

more complexion than your friend?” He wanted to know, of course, why

Dr. Walker was so much darker than Mr. Maddox, and that is the way he

put it.

When the barber had nearly finished his work, he said to Dr. Walker,

“I’d like to shave you all the time, your hair is so curly.” Americans

would speak of Dr. Walker’s hair as woolly.

THE NEGRO A NOVELTY.

In Heidelberg, Mayence, Cologne and other places, Dr. Walker and Dr.

Carter were the observed of all observers. Hundreds of people would

gather about them and inspect their clothing and feel their skin.

In Brussels, in a few minutes after they left the station and reached

the streets, a crowd of nearly 500 people gathered around and plied

them with all sorts of questions. They were asked what was the cause

of their blackness; they were asked whether the devil made them black;

one man wanted to know if everybody where they came from was black;

some wanted to know if their color would wash off; another asked why

the palms of their hands were so much lighter than the backs of their

hands; and so on almost without limit. When they started down the

street, hundreds of children followed them the same as if they were

following a circus. The children gladly carried the traveling bags,

bundles, and walking canes, umbrellas, etc.--anything to keep up with

the strange men. Writing about this to his newspaper at Augusta, Ga.,

Dr. Walker said:

“In America the Negro is a problem; in Europe he is a novelty.”

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