"He left Flanders on leave at one o'clock yesterday morning
and was in London after fourteen months' fighting before
sundown."--_Daily News_.
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"Why can't we find machies for long-distance raids since Germans
can?"--_Evening News_.
Personally, if distance is required, we prefer a brassie. We can only
assume that the iron club is chosen in consequence of the number of
bad lies there are about.
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