"Of the 217 sheep sold at the Sunderland Mart, yesterday, there
was a very large percentage of heifers and bullocks."--_Newcastle
Daily Journal_.
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News from the Russian Front: Pop goes the Oesel.
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"Chauffeur Gardener wanted, titled gentleman."--_Glasgow Herald_.
We have often mistaken a taxi-driver for a lord.
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