THE BROOKLYN DIVINES.

* Brooklyn Union, 1883.

_Question_. The clergymen who have been interviewed, almost unanimously

have declared that the church is suffering very little from the

skepticism of the day, and that the influence of the scientific writers,

whose opinions are regarded as atheistic or infidel, is not great; and

that the books of such writers are not read as much as some people think

they are. What is your opinion with regard to that subject?

_Answer._ It is natural for a man to defend his business, to stand by

his class, his caste, his creed. And I suppose this accounts for

the ministers all saying that infidelity is not on the increase. By

comparing long periods of time, it is very easy to see the progress that

has been made. Only a few years ago men who are now considered quite

orthodox would have been imprisoned, or at least mobbed, for heresy.

Only a few years ago men like Huxley and Tyndall and Spencer and

Darwin and Humboldt would have been considered as the most infamous of

monsters.

Only a few years ago science was superstition's hired man. The

scientific men apologized for every fact they happened to find. With hat

in hand they begged pardon of the parson for finding a fossil, and asked

the forgiveness of God for making any discovery in nature. At that

time every scientific discovery was something to be pardoned. Moses was

authority in geology, and Joshua was considered the first astronomer of

the world. Now everything has changed, and everybody knows it except

the clergy. Now religion is taking off its hat to science. Religion is

finding out new meanings for old texts. We are told that God spoke in

the language of the common people; that he was not teaching any science;

that he allowed his children not only to remain in error, but kept them

there. It is now admitted that the Bible is no authority on any question

of natural fact; it is inspired only in morality, in a spiritual way.

All, except the Brooklyn ministers, see that the Bible has ceased to be

regarded as authority. Nobody appeals to a passage to settle a dispute

of fact. The most intellectual men of the world laugh at the idea of

inspiration. Men of the greatest reputations hold all supernaturalism in

contempt. Millions of people are reading the opinions of men who combat

and deny the foundation of orthodox Christianity. Humboldt stands higher

than all the apostles. Darwin has done more to change human thought

than all the priests who have existed. Where there was one infidel

twenty-five years ago, there are one hundred now. I can remember when I

would be the only infidel in the town. Now I meet them thick as autumn

leaves; they are everywhere. In all the professions, trades, and

employments, the orthodox creeds are despised. They are not simply

disbelieved; they are execrated. They are regarded, not with

indifference, but with passionate hatred. Thousands and hundreds of

thousands of mechanics in this country abhor orthodox Christianity.

Millions of educated men hold in immeasurable contempt the doctrine of

eternal punishment. The doctrine of atonement is regarded as absurd

by millions. So with the dogma of imputed guilt, vicarious virtue, and

vicarious vice. I see that the Rev. Dr. Eddy advises ministers not to

answer the arguments of infidels in the pulpit, and gives this wonderful

reason: That the hearers will get more doubts from the answer than from

reading the original arguments. So the Rev. Dr. Hawkins admits that he

cannot defend Christianity from infidel attacks without creating more

infidelity. So the Rev. Dr. Haynes admits that he cannot answer the

theories of Robertson Smith in popular addresses. The only minister who

feels absolutely safe on this subject, so far as his congregation is

concerned, seems to be the Rev. Joseph Pullman. He declares that the

young people in his church don't know enough to have intelligent doubts,

and that the old people are substantially in the same condition. Mr.

Pullman feels that he is behind a breastwork so strong that other

defence is unnecessary. So the Rev. Mr. Foote thinks that infidelity

should never be refuted in the pulpit. I admit that it never has been

successfully done, but I did not suppose so many ministers admitted the

impossibility. Mr. Foote is opposed to all public discussion. Dr. Wells

tells us that scientific atheism should be ignored; that it should not

be spoken of in the pulpit. The Rev, Dr. Van Dyke has the same feeling

of security enjoyed by Dr. Pullman, and he declares that the great

majority of the Christian people of to-day know nothing about current

infidel theories. His idea is to let them remain in ignorance; that it

would be dangerous for the Christian minister even to state the position

of the infidel; that, after stating it, he might not, even with the help

of God, successfully combat the theory. These ministers do not agree.

Dr. Carpenter accounts for infidelity by nicotine in the blood. It is

all smoke.

He thinks the blood of the human family has deteriorated. He thinks

that the church is safe because the Christians read. He differs with his

brothers Pullman and Van Dyke. So the Rev. George E. Reed believes that

infidelity should be discussed in the pulpit. He has more confidence in

his general and in the weapons of his warfare than some of his

brethren. His confidence may arise from the fact that he has never had a

discussion. The Rev. Dr. McClelland thinks the remedy is to stick by the

catechism; that there is not now enough of authority; not enough of the

brute force; thinks that the family, the church, and the state ought to

use the rod; that the rod is the salvation of the world; that the rod is

a divine institution; that fathers ought to have it for their children;

that mothers ought to use it. This is a part of the religion of

universal love. The man who cannot raise children without whipping them

ought not to have them. The man who would mar the flesh of a boy or girl

is unfit to have the control of a human being. The father who keeps

a rod in his house keeps a relic of barbarism in his heart. There

is nothing reformatory in punishment; nothing reformatory in fear.

Kindness, guided by intelligence, is the only reforming force. An appeal

to brute force is an abandonment of love and reason, and puts father and

child upon a savage equality; the savageness in the heart of the father

prompting the use of the rod or club, produces a like savageness in the

victim; The old idea that a child's spirit must be broken is infamous.

All this is passing away, however, with orthodox Christianity. That

children are treated better than formerly shows conclusively the

increase of what is called infidelity. Infidelity has always been a

protest against tyranny in the state, against intolerance in the church,

against barbarism in the family. It has always been an appeal for light,

for justice, for universal kindness and tenderness.

_Question_. The ministers say, I believe, Colonel, that worldliness is

the greatest foe to the church, and admit that it is on the increase?

_Answer._ I see that all the ministers you have interviewed regard

worldliness as the great enemy of the church. What is worldliness? I

suppose worldliness consists in paying attention to the affairs of this

world; getting enjoyment out of this life; gratifying the senses, giving

the ears music, the eyes painting and sculpture, the palate good food;

cultivating the imagination; playing games of chance; adorning the

person; developing the body; enriching the mind; investigating the facts

by which we are surrounded; building homes; rocking cradles; thinking;

working; inventing; buying; selling; hoping--all this, I suppose, is

worldliness. These "worldly" people have cleared the forests, plowed

the land, built the cities, the steamships, the telegraphs, and

have produced all there is of worth and wonder in the world. Yet the

preachers denounce them. Were it not for "worldly" people how would the

preachers get along? Who would build the churches? Who would fill the

contribution boxes and plates, and who (most serious of all questions)

would pay the salaries? It is the habit of the ministers to belittle men

who support them--to slander the spirit by which they live. "It is as

though the mouth should tear the hand that feeds it." The nobility of

the Old World hold the honest workingman in contempt, and yet are so

contemptible themselves that they are willing to live upon his labor.

And so the minister pretending to be spiritual--pretending to be a

spiritual guide--looks with contempt upon the men who make it possible

for him to live. It may be said by "worldliness" they only mean

enjoyment--that is, hearing music, going to the theater and the opera,

taking a Sunday excursion to the silvery margin of the sea. Of course,

ministers look upon theaters as rival attractions, and most of their

hatred is born of business views. They think people ought to be driven

to church by having all other places closed. In my judgment the theater

has done good, while the church has done harm. The drama never has

insisted upon burning anybody. Persecution is not born of the stage. On

the contrary, upon the stage have forever been found impersonations

of patriotism, heroism, courage, fortitude, and justice, and these

impersonations have always been applauded, and have been represented

that they might be applauded. In the pulpit, hypocrites have been

worshiped; upon the stage they have been held up to derision and

execration. Shakespeare has done far more for the world than the Bible.

The ministers keep talking about spirituality as opposed to worldliness.

Nothing can be more absurd than this talk of spirituality. As though

readers of the Bible, repeaters of texts, and sayers of prayers were

engaged in a higher work than honest industry. Is there anything higher

than human love? A man is in love with a girl, and he has determined to

work for her and to give his life that she may have a life of joy. Is

there anything more spiritual than that--anything higher? They marry. He

clears some land. He fences a field. He builds a cabin; and she, of this

hovel, makes a happy home. She plants flowers, puts a few simple things

of beauty upon the walls. This is what the preachers call "worldliness."

Is there anything more spiritual? In a little while, in this cabin, in

this home, is heard the drowsy rhythm of the cradle's rock, while

softly floats the lullaby upon the twilight air. Is there anything more

spiritual, is there anything more infinitely tender than to see husband

and wife bending, with clasped hands, over a cradle, gazing upon the

dimpled miracle of love? I say it is spiritual to work for those you

love; spiritual to improve the physical condition of mankind--for he who

improves the physical condition improves the mental. I believe in the

plowers instead of the prayers. I believe in the new firm of "Health &

Heresy" rather than the old partnership of "Disease & Divinity," doing

business at the old sign of the "Skull & Crossbones." Some of the

ministers that you have interviewed, or at least one of them, tells

us the cure for worldliness. He says that God is sending fires, and

cyclones, and things of that character for the purpose of making people

spiritual; of calling their attention to the fact that everything in

this world is of a transitory nature. The clergy have always had great

faith in famine, in affliction, in pestilence. They know that a man is

a thousand times more apt to thank God for a crust or a crumb than for

a banquet. They know that prosperity has the same effect on the average

Christian that thick soup has, according to Bumble, on the English

pauper: "It makes 'em impudent." The devil made a mistake in not

doubling Job's property instead of leaving him a pauper. In prosperity

the ministers think that we forget death and are too happy. In the arms

of those we love, the dogma of eternal fire is for the moment forgotten.

According to the ministers, God kills our children in order that we

may not forget him. They imagine that the man who goes into Dakota,

cultivates the soil and rears him a little home, is getting too

"worldly." And so God starts a cyclone to scatter his home and the limbs

of wife and children upon the desolate plains, and the ministers in

Brooklyn say this is done because we are getting too "worldly." They

think we should be more "spiritual;" that is to say, willing to live

upon the labor of others; willing to ask alms, saying, in the meantime,

"It is more blessed to give than to receive." If this is so, why not

give the money back? "Spiritual" people are those who eat oatmeal and

prunes, have great confidence in dried apples, read Cowper's "Task" and

Pollok's "Course of Time," laugh at the jokes in _Harper's Monthly_,

wear clothes shiny at the knees and elbows, and call all that has

elevated the world "beggarly elements."

_Question_. Some of the clergymen who have been interviewed admit

that the rich and poor no longer meet together, and deprecate the

establishment of mission chapels in connection with the large and

fashionable churches.

_Answer._ The early Christians supposed that the end of the world was

at hand. They were all sitting on the dock waiting for the ship. In the

presence of such a belief what are known as class distinctions could not

easily exist. Most of them were exceedingly poor, and poverty is a bond

of union. As a rule, people are hospitable in the proportion that they

lack wealth. In old times, in the West, a stranger was always welcome.

He took in part the place of the newspaper. He was a messenger from the

older parts of the country. Life was monotonous. The appearance of the

traveler gave variety. As people grow wealthy they grow exclusive. As

they become educated there is a tendency to pick their society. It is

the same in the church. The church no longer believes the creed, no

longer acts as though the creed were true. If the rich man regarded the

sermon as a means of grace, as a kind of rope thrown by the minister

to a man just above the falls; if he regarded it as a lifeboat, or as

a lighthouse, he would not allow his coachman to remain outside. If

he really believed that the coachman had an immortal soul, capable of

eternal joy, liable to everlasting pain, he would do his utmost to make

the calling and election of the said coachman sure. As a matter of fact

the rich man now cares but little for servants. They are not included

in the scheme of salvation, except as a kind of job lot. The church

has become a club. It is a social affair, and the rich do not care to

associate in the week days with the poor they may happen to meet at

church. As they expect to be in heaven together forever, they can afford

to be separated here. There will certainly be time enough there to

get acquainted. Another thing is the magnificence of the churches. The

church depends absolutely upon the rich. Poor people feel out of place

in such magnificent buildings. They drop into the nearest seat; like

poor relations, they sit on the extreme edge of the chair. At the table

of Christ they are below the salt.

They are constantly humiliated. When subscriptions are asked for they

feel ashamed to have their mite compared with the thousands given by the

millionaire. The pennies feel ashamed to mingle with the silver in the

contribution plate. The result is that most of them avoid the church.

It costs too much to worship God in public. Good clothes are necessary,

fashionably cut. The poor come in contact with too much silk, too

many jewels, too many evidences of what is generally assumed to be

superiority.

_Question_. Would this state of affairs be remedied if, instead of

churches, we had societies of ethical culture? Would not the rich there

predominate and the poor be just as much out of place?

_Answer._ I think the effect would be precisely the same, no matter what

the society is, what object it has, if composed of rich and poor. Class

distinctions, to a greater or less extent, will creep in--in fact, they

do not have to creep in. They are there at the commencement, and they

are born of the different conditions of the members.

These class distinctions are not always made by men of wealth. For

instance, some men obtain money, and are what we call snobs. Others

obtain it and retain their democratic principles, and meet men according

to the law of affinity, or general intelligence, on intellectual

grounds, for instance.

There is not only the distinction produced by wealth and power,

but there are the distinctions born of intelligence, of culture, of

character, of end, object, aim in life. No one can blame an honest

mechanic for holding a wealthy snob in utter contempt. Neither can any

one blame respectable poverty for declining to associate with arrogant

wealth. The right to make the distinction is with all classes, and with

the individuals of all classes. It is impossible to have any society

for any purpose--that is, where they meet together--without certain

embarrassments being produced by these distinctions. Nowt for instance,

suppose there should be a society simply of intelligent and cultured

people. There, wealth, to a great degree, would be disregarded. But,

after all, the distinction that intelligence draws between talent and

genius is as marked and cruel as was ever drawn between poverty and

wealth. Wherever the accomplishment of some object is deemed of such

vast importance that, for the moment, all minor distinctions are

forgotten, then it is possible for the rich and poor, the ignorant and

intelligent, to act in concert. This happens in political parties, in

time of war, and it has also happened whenever a new religion has been

founded. Whenever the rich wish the assistance of the poor, distinctions

are forgotten. It is upon the same principle that we gave liberty to the

slave during the Civil war, and clad him in the uniform of the nation;

we wanted him, we needed him; and, for the time, we were perfectly

willing to forget the distinction of color. Common peril produces pure

democracy. It is with societies as with individuals. A poor young man

coming to New York, bent upon making his fortune, begins to talk about

the old fogies; holds in contempt many of the rules and regulations of

the trade; is loud in his denunciation of monopoly; wants competition;

shouts for fair play, and is a real democrat. But let him succeed;

let him have a palace in Fifth Avenue, with his monogram on spoons and

coaches; then, instead of shouting for liberty, he will call for more

police. He will then say: "We want protection; the rabble must be put

down." We have an aristocracy of wealth. In some parts of our country an

aristocracy of literature--men and women who imagine themselves writers

and who hold in contempt all people who cannot express commonplaces in

the most elegant diction--people who look upon a mistake in grammar as

far worse than a crime. So, in some communities we have an aristocracy

of muscle. The only true aristocracy, probably, is that of kindness.

Intellect, without heart, is infinitely cruel; as cruel as wealth

without a sense of justice; as cruel as muscle without mercy. So that,

after all, the real aristocracy must be that of goodness where the

intellect is directed by the heart.

_Question_. You say that the aristocracy of intellect is quite as cruel

as the aristocracy of wealth--what do you mean by that?

_Answer._ By intellect, I mean simply intellect; that is to say, the

aristocracy of education--of simple brain--expressed in innumerable

ways--in invention, painting, sculpture, literature. And I meant to say

that that aristocracy was as cruel as that of simple arrogant wealth.

After all, why should a man be proud of something given him by

nature--something that he did not earn, did not produce--something that

he could not help? Is it not more reasonable to be proud of wealth which

you have accumulated than of brain which nature gave you? And, to carry

this idea clearly out, why should we be proud of anything? Is there any

proper occasion on which to crow? If you succeed, your success crows for

you; if you fail, certainly crowing is not in the best of taste. And why

should a man be proud of brain? Why should he be proud of disposition or

of good acts?

_Question_. You speak of the cruelty of the intellect, and yet, of

course, you must recognize the right of every one to select his own

companions. Would it be arrogant for the intellectual man to prefer the

companionship of people of his own class in preference to commonplace

and unintelligent persons?

_Answer._ All men should have the same rights, and one right that

every man should have is to associate with congenial people. There are

thousands of good men whose society I do not covet. They may be stupid,

or they may be stupid only in the direction in which I am interested,

and may be exceedingly intelligent as to matters about which I care

nothing. In either case they are not congenial. They have the right to

select congenial company; so have I. And while distinctions are thus

made, they are not cruel; they are not heartless. They are for the

good of all concerned, spring naturally from the circumstances, and

are consistent with the highest philanthropy. Why we notice these

distinctions in the church more than we do in the club is that the

church talks one way and acts another; because the church insists that a

certain line of conduct is essential to salvation, and that every human

being is in danger of eternal pain. If the creed were true, then, in

the presence of such an infinite verity, all earthly distinctions should

instantly vanish. Every Christian should exert himself for the salvation

of the soul of a beggar with the same degree of earnestness that he

would show to save a king. The accidents of wealth, education, social

position, should be esteemed as naught, and the richest should gladly

work side by side with the poorest. The churches will never reach the

poor as long as they sell pews; as long as the rich members wear their

best clothes on Sunday. As long as the fashions of the drawing-room

are taken to the table of the last supper, the poor will remain in the

highways and hedges. Present fashion is more powerful than faith. So

long as the ministers shut up their churches, and allow the poor to go

to hell in summer; as long as they leave the devil without a competitor

for three months in the year, the churches will not materially impede

the march of human progress. People often, unconsciously and without any

malice, say something or do something that throws an unexpected light

upon a question. The other day, in one of the New York comic papers,

there was a picture representing the foremost preachers of the country

at the seaside together. It was regarded as a joke that they could enjoy

each others society. These ministers are supposed to be the apostles of

the religion of kindness. They tell us to love even our enemies, and

yet the idea that they could associate happily together is regarded as

a joke! After all, churches are like other institutions, they have to

be managed, and they now rely upon music and upon elocution rather than

upon the gospel. They are becoming social affairs. They are giving up

the doctrine of eternal punishment, and have consequently lost their

hold. The orthodox churches used to tell us there was to be a fire,

and they offered to insure; and as long as the fire was expected

the premiums were paid and the policies were issued. Then came the

Universalist Church, saying that there would be no fire, and yet

asking the people to insure. For such a church there is no basis. It

undoubtedly did good by its influence upon other churches. So with the

Unitarian. That church has no basis for organization; no reason, because

no hell is threatened, and heaven is but faintly promised. Just as the

churches have lost their belief in eternal fire, they have lost their

influence, and the reason they have lost their belief is on account

of the diffusion of knowledge. That doctrine is becoming absurd and

infamous. Intelligent people are ashamed to broach it. Intelligent

people can no longer believe it. It is regarded with horror, and the

churches must finally abandon it, and when they do, that is the end of

the church militant.

_Question_. What do you say to the progress of the Roman Catholic

Church, in view of the fact that they have not changed their belief, in

any particular, in regard to future punishment?

_Answer._ Neither Catholicism nor Protestantism will ever win another

battle. The last victory of Protestantism was won in Holland. Nations

have not been converted since then. The time has passed to preach

with sword and gun, and for that reason Catholicism can win no

more victories. That church increases in this country mostly from

immigration. Catholicism does not belong to the New World. It is at war

with the idea of our Government, antagonistic to true republicanism, and

is in every sense anti-American. The Catholic Church does not control

its members. That church prevents no crime. It is not in favor of

education. It is not the friend of liberty. In Europe it is now used

as a political power, but here it dare not assert itself. There are

thousands of good Catholics. As a rule they probably believe the creed

of the church. That church has lost the power to anathematize. It can

no longer burn. It must now depend upon other forces--upon persuasion,

sophistry, ignorance, fear, and heredity.

_Question_. You have stated your objections to the churches, what would

you have to take their place?

_Answer._ There was a time when men had to meet together for the purpose

of being told the law. This was before printing, and for hundreds and

hundreds of years most people depended for their information on what

they heard. The ear was the avenue to the brain. There was a time, of

course, when Freemasonry was necessary, so that a man could carry, not

only all over his own country, but to another, a certificate that he

was a gentleman; that he was an honest man. There was a time, and it was

necessary, for the people to assemble. They had no books, no papers, no

way of reaching each other. But now all that is changed. The daily

press gives you the happenings of the world. The libraries give you

the thoughts of the greatest and best. Every man of moderate means can

command the principal sources of information. There is no necessity for

going to the church and hearing the same story forever. Let the minister

write what he wishes to say. Let him publish it. If it is worth buying,

people will read it. It is hardly fair to get them in a church in

the name of duty and there inflict upon them a sermon that under no

circumstances they would read. Of course, there will always be meetings,

occasions when people come together to exchange ideas, to hear what a

man has to say upon some questions, but the idea of going fifty-two days

in a year to hear anybody on the same subject is absurd.

_Question_. Would you include a man like Henry Ward Beecher in that

statement?

_Answer._ Beecher is interesting just in proportion that he is not

orthodox, and he is altogether more interesting when talking against his

creed. He delivered a sermon the other day in Chicago, in which he takes

the ground that Christianity is kindness, and that, consequently, no

one could be an infidel. Every one believes in kindness, at least

theoretically. In that sermon he throws away all creed, and comes to

the conclusion that Christianity is a life, not an aggregation of

intellectual convictions upon certain subjects. The more sermons like

that are preached, probably the better. What I intended was the eternal

repetition of the old story: That God made the world and a man, and

then allowed the devil to tempt him, and then thought of a scheme

of salvation, of vicarious atonement, 1500 years afterwards; drowned

everybody except Noah and his family, and afterward, when he failed

to civilize the Jewish people, came in person and suffered death, and

announced the doctrine that all who believed on him would be saved,

and those who did not, eternally lost. Now, this story, with occasional

references to the patriarchs and the New Jerusalem, and the exceeding

heat of perdition, and the wonderful joys of Paradise, is the average

sermon, and this story is told again, again, and again, by the same men,

listened to by the same people without any effect except to tire the

speaker and the hearer. If all the ministers would take their texts from

Shakespeare; if they would read every Sunday a selection from some of

the great plays, the result would be infinitely better. They would all

learn something; the mind would be enlarged, and the sermon would appear

short. Nothing has shown more clearly the intellectual barrenness of

the pulpit than baccalaureate sermons lately delivered. The dignified

dullness, the solemn stupidity of these addresses has never been

excelled. No question was met. The poor candidates for the ministry were

given no new weapons. Armed with the theological flintlock of a century

ago, they were ordered to do battle for doctrines older than their

weapons. They were told to rely on prayer, to answer all arguments by

keeping out of discussions, and to overwhelm the skeptic by ignoring

the facts. There was a time when the Protestant clergy were in favor

of education; that is to say, education enough to make a Catholic a

Protestant, but not enough to make a Protestant a philosopher. The

Catholics are also in favor of education enough to make a savage a

Catholic, and there they stop. The Christian should never unsettle his

belief. If he studies, if he reads, he is in danger. A new idea is a

doubt; a doubt is the threshold of infidelity. The young ministers are

warned against inquiry. They are educated like robins; they swallow

whatever is thrown in the mouth, worms or shingle-nails, it makes no

difference, and they are expected to get their revenge by treating

their flocks precisely as the professors treated them. The creeds of

the churches are being laughed at. Thousands of young men say nothing,

because they do not wish to hurt the feelings of mothers and maiden

aunts.

Thousands of business men say nothing, for fear it may interfere with

trade. Politicians keep quiet for fear of losing influence. But when you

get at the real opinions of people, a vast majority have outgrown the

doctrines of orthodox Christianity. Some people think these things good

for women and children, and use the Lord as an immense policeman to keep

order. Every day ministers are uttering a declaration of independence.

They are being examined by synods and committees of ministers, and they

are beginning everywhere to say that they do not regard this life as a

probationary stage; that the doctrine of eternal punishment is too bad;

that the Bible is, in many things, foolish, absurd, and infamous; that

it must have been written by men. And the people at large are beginning

to find that the ministers have kept back the facts; have not told the

history of the Bible; have not given to their congregations the latest

advices, and so the feeling is becoming almost general that orthodox

Christianity has outlived its usefulness. The church has a great deal

to contend with. The scientific men are not religious. Geology laughs at

Genesis, and astronomy has concluded that Joshua knew but very little of

the motions of heavenly bodies. Statesmen do not approve of the laws

of Moses; the intellect of the world is on the other side. There is

something besides preaching on Sunday. The newspaper is the rival of the

pulpit. Nearly all the cars are running on that blessed day. Steamers

take hundreds of thousands of excursionists. The man who has been at

work all the week seeks the sight of the sea, and this has become so

universal that the preacher is following his example. The flock has

ceased to be afraid of the wolf, and the shepherd deserts the sheep. In

a little while all the libraries will be open--all the museums. There

will be music in the public parks; the opera, the theater. And what

will churches do then? The cardinal points will be demonstrated to empty

pews, unless the church is wise enough to meet the intellectual demands

of the present.

_Question_. You speak as if the influences working against Christianity

to-day will tend to crush it out of existence. Do you think that

Christianity is any worse off now than it was during the French

Revolution, when the priests were banished from the country and

reason was worshiped; or in England, a hundred years ago, when Hume,

Bolingbroke, and others made their attacks upon it?

_Answer._ You must remember that the French Revolution was produced by

Catholicism; that it was a reaction; that it went to infinite extremes;

that it was a revolution seeking revenge. It is not hard to understand

those times, provided you know the history of the Catholic Church.

The seeds of the French Revolution were sown by priests and kings. The

people had suffered the miseries of slavery for a thousand years, and

the French Revolution came because human nature could bear the wrongs

no longer. It was something not reasoned; it was felt. Only a few acted

from intellectual convictions. The most were stung to madness, and were

carried away with the desire to destroy. They wanted to shed blood, to

tear down palaces, to cut throats, and in some way avenge the wrongs of

all the centuries. Catholicism has never recovered--it never will. The

dagger of Voltaire struck the heart; the wound was mortal. Catholicism

has staggered from that day to this.

It has been losing power every moment. At the death of Voltaire there

were twenty millions less Catholics than when he was born. In the French

Revolution muscle outran mind; revenge anticipated reason. There

was destruction without the genius of construction. They had to use

materials that had been rendered worthless by ages of Catholicism.

The French Revolution was a failure because the French people were a

failure, and the French people were a failure because Catholicism

had made them so. The ministers attack Voltaire without reading him.

Probably there are not a dozen orthodox ministers in the world who have

read the works of Voltaire. I know of no one who has. Only a little

while ago, a minister told me he had read Voltaire. I offered him one

hundred dollars to repeat a paragraph, or to give the title, even, of

one of Voltaire's volumes. Most ministers think he was an atheist. The

trouble with the infidels in England a hundred years ago was that they

did not go far enough. It may be that they could not have gone further

and been allowed to live. Most of them took the ground that there was

an infinite, all-wise, beneficent God, creator of the universe, and that

this all-wise, beneficent God certainly was too good to be the author of

the Bible. They, however, insisted that this good God was the author of

nature, and the theologians completely turned the tables by showing

that this god of nature was in the pestilence and plague business,

manufactured earthquakes, overwhelmed towns and cities, and was, of

necessity, the author of all pain and agony. In my judgment, the Deists

were all successfully answered. The god of nature is certainly as bad as

the God of the Old Testament. It is only when we discard the idea of a

deity, the idea of cruelty or goodness in nature, that we are able

ever to bear with patience the ills of life. I feel that I am neither

a favorite nor a victim. Nature neither loves nor hates me. I do not

believe in the existence of any personal god. I regard the universe as

the one fact, as the one existence--that is, as the absolute thing. I am

a part of this. I do not say that there is no God; I simply say that I

do not believe there is. There may be millions of them. Neither do I say

that man is not immortal. Upon that point I admit that I do not know,

and the declarations of all the priests in the world upon that subject

give me no light, and do not even tend to add to my information on

the subject, because I know that they know that they do not know. The

infidelity of a hundred years ago knew nothing, comparatively speaking,

of geology; nothing of astronomy; nothing of the ideas of Lamarck and

Darwin; nothing of evolution; nothing, comparatively speaking, of other

religions; nothing of India, that womb of metaphysics; in other

words, the infidels of a hundred years ago knew the creed of orthodox

Christianity to be false, but had not the facts to demonstrate it. The

infidels of to-day have the facts; that is the difference. A hundred

years ago it was a guessing prophecy; to-day it is the fact and

fulfillment. Everything in nature is working against superstition

to-day. Superstition is like a thorn in the flesh, and everything, from

dust to stars, is working together to destroy the false. The smallest

pebble answers the greatest parson. One blade of grass, rightly

understood, destroys the orthodox creed.

_Question_. You say that the pews will be empty in the future unless

the church meets the intellectual demands of the present. Are not the

ministers of to-day, generally speaking, much more intellectual than

those of a hundred years ago, and are not the "liberal" views in regard

to the inspiration of the Bible, the atonement, future punishment, the

fall of man, and the personal divinity of Christ which openly prevail in

many churches, an indication that the church is meeting the demands of

many people who do not care to be classed as out-and-out disbelievers in

Christianity, but who have advanced views on those and other questions?

_Answer._ As to the first part of this question, I do not think the

ministers of to-day are more intellectual than they were a hundred years

ago; that is, I do not think they have greater brain capacity, but

I think on the average, the congregations have a higher amount. The

amelioration of orthodox Christianity is not by the intelligence in the

pulpit, but by the brain in the pews. Another thing: One hundred years

ago the church had intellectual honors to bestow. The pulpit opened

a career. Not so now. There are too many avenues to distinction and

wealth--too much worldliness. The best minds do not go into the pulpit.

Martyrs had rather be burned than laughed at. Most ministers of to-day

are not naturally adapted to other professions promising eminence.

There are some great exceptions, but those exceptions are the ministers

nearest infidels. Theodore Parker was a great man. Henry Ward Beecher

is a great man--not the most consistent man in the world--but he is

certainly a man of mark, a remarkable genius. If he could only get rid

of the idea that Plymouth Church is necessary to him--after that time

he would not utter an orthodox word. Chapin was a man of mind. I might

mention some others, but, as a rule, the pulpit is not remarkable

for intelligence. The intelligent men of the world do not believe in

orthodox Christianity. It is to-day a symptom of intellectual decay. The

conservative ministers are the stupid ones. The conservative professors

are those upon whose ideas will be found the centuries' moss, old red

sandstone theories, pre-historic silurian. Now, as to the second part

of the question: The views of the church are changing, the clergy of

Brooklyn to the contrary, notwithstanding. Orthodox religion is a kind

of boa-constrictor; anything it can not dodge it will swallow. The

church is bound to have something for sale that somebody wants to buy.

According to the pew demand will be the pulpit supply. In old times the

pulpit dictated to the pews. Things have changed. Theology is now run on

business principles. The gentleman who pays for the theories insists

on having them suit him. Ministers are intellectual gardeners, and

they must supply the market with such religious vegetables as the

congregations desire. Thousands have given up belief in the inspiration

of the Bible, the divinity of Christ, the atonement idea and original

sin. Millions believe now, that this is not a state of probation; that

a man, provided he is well off and has given liberally to the church, or

whose wife has been a regular attendant, will, in the next world, have

another chance; that he will be permitted to file a motion for a new

trial. Others think that hell is not as warm as it used to be supposed;

that, while it is very hot in the middle of the day, the nights are

cool; and that, after all, there is not so much to fear from the future.

They regard the old religion as very good for the poor, and they give

them the old ideas on the same principle that they give them their old

clothes. These ideas, out at the elbows, out at the knees, buttons off,

somewhat raveled, will, after all, do very well for paupers. There is a

great trade of this kind going on now--selling old theological clothes

to the colored people in the South. All I have said applies to all

churches. The Catholic Church changes every day. It does not change its

ceremonies; but the spirit that begot the ceremonies, the spirit that

clothed the skeleton of ceremony with the flesh and blood and throb of

life and love, is gone. The spirit that built the cathedrals, the spirit

that emptied the wealth of the world into the lap of Rome, has turned in

another direction. Of course, the churches are all going to endeavor to

meet the demands of the hour. They will find new readings for old texts.

They will re-punctuate and re-parse the Old Testament. They will find

that "flat" meant "a little rounding;" that "six days" meant "six long

times;" that the word "flood" should have been translated "dampness,"

"dew," or "threatened rain;" that Daniel in the lion's den was an

historical myth; that Samson and his foxes had nothing to do with

this world. All these things will be gradually explained and made to

harmonize with the facts of modern science. They will not change the

words of the creed; they will simply give "new meanings and the highest

criticism to-day is that which confesses and avoids. In other words, the

churches will change as the people change. They will keep for sale that

which can be sold. Already the old goods are being "marked down." If,

however, the church should fail, why then it must go. I see no reason,

myself, for its existence. It apparently does no good; it devours

without producing; it eats without planting, and is a perpetual burden.

It teaches nothing of value. It misleads, mystifies, and misrepresents.

It threatens without knowledge and promises without power. In my

judgment, the quicker it goes the better for all mankind. But if it

does not go in name, it must go in fact, because it must change; and,

therefore, it is only a question of time when it ceases to divert from

useful channels the blood and muscle of the world.

_Question_. You say that in the baccalaureate sermons delivered lately

the theological students were told to answer arguments by keeping out

of discussion. Is it not the fact that ministers have of late years

preached very largely on scientific disbelief, agnosticism, and

infidelity, so much so as to lead to their being reprimanded by some of

their more conservative brethren?

_Answer._ Of course there are hundreds of thousands of ministers

perpetually endeavoring to answer infidelity. Their answers have done so

much harm that the more conservative among the clergy have advised them

to stop. Thousands have answered me, and their answers, for the most

part, are like this: Paine was a blackguard, therefore the geology of

Genesis is on a scientific basis. We know the doctrine of the atonement

is true, because in the French Revolution they worshiped reason. And

we know, too, all about the fall of man and the Garden of Eden because

Voltaire was nearly frightened to death when he came to die. These are

the usual arguments, supplemented by a few words concerning myself.

And, in my view, they are the best that can be made. Failing to answer

a man's argument, the next best thing is to attack his character. "You

have no case," said an attorney to the plaintiff. "No matter," said the

plaintiff, "I want you to give the defendant the devil."

_Question_. What have you to say to the Rev. Dr. Baker's statement that

he generally buys five or six tickets for your lectures and gives them

to young men, who are shocked at the flippant way in which you are said

to speak of the Bible?

_Answer._ Well, as to that, I have always wondered why I had such

immense audiences in Brooklyn and New York. This tends to clear away

the mystery. If all the clergy follow the example of Dr. Baker, that

accounts for the number seeking admission. Of course, Dr. Baker would

not misrepresent a thing like that, and I shall always feel greatly

indebted to him, shall hereafter regard him as one of my agents, and

take this occasion to return my thanks. He is certainly welcome to all

the converts to Christianity made by hearing me. Still, I hardly think

it honest in young men to play a game like that on the doctor.

_Question_. You speak of the eternal repetition of the old story of

Christianity and say that the more sermons like the one Mr. Beecher

preached lately the better. Is it not the fact that ministers, at the

present time, do preach very largely on questions of purely moral,

social, and humanitarian interest, so much so, indeed, as to provoke

criticism on the part of the secular newspaper press?

_Answer._ I admit that there is a general tendency in the pulpit to

preach about things happening in this world; in other words, that the

preachers themselves are beginning to be touched with worldliness.

They find that the New Jerusalem has no particular interest for persons

dealing in real estate in this world. And thousands of people are

losing interest in Abraham, in David, Haggai, and take more interest

in gentlemen who have the cheerful habit of living. They also find

that their readers do not wish to be reminded perpetually of death and

coffins; and worms and dust and gravestones and shrouds and epitaphs

and hearses, biers, and cheerful subjects of that character. That they

prefer to hear the minister speak about a topic in which they have a

present interest, and about which something cheerful can be said.

In fact, it is a relief to hear about politics, a little about art,

something about stocks or the crops, and most ministers find it

necessary to advertise that they are going to speak on something that

has happened within the last eighteen hundred years, and that, for

the time being, Shadrach, Meshech, and Abednego will be left in the

furnace. Of course, I think that most ministers are reasonably honest.

Maybe they don't tell all their doubts, but undoubtedly they are

endeavoring to make the world better, and most of the church members

think that they are doing the best that can be done. I am not

criticising their motives, but their methods. I am not attacking the

character or reputation of ministers, but simply giving my ideas,

avoiding anything personal. I do not pretend to be very good, nor very

bad---just fair to middling.

_Question_. You say that Christians will not read for fear that they

will unsettle their belief. Father Fransiola (Roman Catholic) said in

the interview I had with him: "If you do not allow man to reason you

crush his manhood. Therefore, he has to reason upon the credibility of

his faith, and through reason, guided by faith, he discovers the truth,

and so satisfies his wants."

_Answer._ Without calling in question the perfect sincerity of Father

Fransiola, I think his statement is exactly the wrong end to. I do not

think that reason should be guided by faith; I think that faith should

be guided by reason. After all, the highest possible conception of faith

would be the science of probabilities, and the probable must not be

based on what has not happened, but upon what has; not upon something

we know nothing about, but the nature of the things with which we are

acquainted. The foundation we must know something about, and whenever we

reason, we must have something as a basis, something secular, something

that we think we know. About these facts we reason, sometimes by

analogy, and we say thus and so has happened, therefore thus and so may

happen. We do not say thus and so _may_ happen, therefore something else

_has_ happened. We must reason from the known to the unknown, not from

the unknown to the known. This Father admits that if you do not allow a

man to reason you crush his manhood. At the same time he says faith must

govern reason. Who makes the faith? The church. And the church tells the

man that he must take the faith, reason or no reason, and that he

may afterward reason, taking the faith as a fact. This makes him an

intellectual slave, and the poor devil mistakes for liberty the right

to examine his own chains. These gentlemen endeavor to satisfy their

prisoners by insisting that there is nothing beyond the walls.

_Question_. You criticise the church for not encouring the poor to

mingle with the rich, and yet you defend the right of a man to choose

his own company. Are not these same distinctions made by non-confessing

Christians in real life, and will not there always be some greater,

richer, wiser, than the rest?

_Answer._ I do not blame the church because there are these distinctions

based on wealth, intelligence, and culture. What I blame the church for

is pretending to do away with these distinctions. These distinctions in

men are inherent; differences in brain, in race, in blood, in education,

and they are differences that will eternally exist--that is, as long as

the human race exists. Some will be fortunate, some unfortunate, some

generous, some stingy, some rich, some poor. What I wish to do away with

is the contempt and scorn and hatred existing between rich and poor. I

want the democracy of kindness--what you might call the republicanism of

justice. I do not have to associate with a man to keep from robbing him.

I can give him his rights without enjoying his company, and he can give

me my rights without inviting me to dinner. Why should not poverty have

rights? And has not honest poverty the right to hold dishonest wealth in

contempt, and will it not do it, whether it belongs to the same church

or not? We cannot judge men by their wealth, or by the position they

hold in society. I like every kind man; I hate every cruel one. I like

the generous, whether they are poor or rich, ignorant or cultivated. I

like men that love their families, that are kind to their wives,

gentle with their children, no matter whether they are millionaires or

mendicants. And to me the blossom of benevolence, of charity, is the

fairest flower, no matter whether it blooms by the side of a hovel, or

bursts from a vine climbing the marble pillar of a palace. I respect no

man because he is rich; I hold in contempt no man because he is poor.

_Question_. Some of the clergymen say that the spread of infidelity is

greatly exaggerated; that it makes more noise and creates more notice

than conservative Christianity simply on account of its being outside of

the accepted line of thought.

_Answer._ There was a time when an unbeliever, open and pronounced, was

a wonder. At that time the church had great power; it could retaliate;

it could destroy. The church abandoned the stake only when too many men

objected to being burned. At that time infidelity was clad not simply in

novelty, but often in fire. Of late years the thoughts of men have been

turned, by virtue of modern discoveries, as the result of countless

influences, to an investigation of the foundation of orthodox religion.

Other religions were put in the crucible of criticism, and nothing was

found but dross. At last it occurred to the intelligent to examine our

own religion, and this examination has excited great interest and great

comment. People want to hear, and they want to hear because they have

already about concluded themselves that the creeds are founded in error.

Thousands come to hear me because they are interested in the question,

because they want to hear a man say what they think. They want to hear

their own ideas from the lips of another. The tide has turned, and the

spirit of investigation, the intelligence, the intellectual courage

of the world is on the other side. A real good old-fashioned orthodox

minister who believes the Thirty-nine articles with all his might, is

regarded to-day as a theological mummy, a kind of corpse acted upon by

the galvanic battery of faith, making strange motions, almost like those

of life--not quite.

_Question_. How would you convey moral instruction from youth up, and

what kind of instruction would you give?

_Answer._ I regard Christianity as a failure. Now, then, what is

Christianity? I do not include in the word "Christianity" the average

morality of the world or the morality taught in all systems of religion;

that is, as distinctive Christianity. Christianity is this: A belief in

the inspiration of the Scriptures, the atonement, the life, death, and

resurrection of Christ, an eternal reward for the believers in Christ,

and eternal punishment for the rest of us. Now, take from Christianity

its miracles, its absurdities of the atonement and fall of man and

the inspiration of the Scriptures, and I have no objection to it as

I understand it. I believe, in the main, in the Christianity which I

suppose Christ taught, that is, in kindness, gentleness, forgiveness.

I do not believe in loving enemies; I have pretty hard work to love my

friends. Neither do I believe in revenge. No man can afford to keep

the viper of revenge in his heart. But I believe in justice, in

self-defence. Christianity--that is, the miraculous part--must be

abandoned. As to morality--morality is born, is born of the instinct of

self-preservation. If man could not suffer, the word "conscience" never

would have passed his lips. Self-preservation makes larceny a crime.

Murder will be regarded as a bad thing as long as a majority object to

being murdered. Morality does not come from the clouds; it is born of

human want and human experience. We need no inspiration, no inspired

work. The industrious man knows that the idle has no right to rob him of

the product of his labor, and the idle man knows that he has no right to

do it. It is not wrong because we find it in the Bible, but I presume

it was put in the Bible because it is wrong. Then, you find in the Bible

other things upheld that are infamous. And why? Because the writers of

the Bible were barbarians, in many things, and because that book is a

mixture of good and evil. I see no trouble in teaching morality without

miracle. I see no use of miracle. What can men do with it? Credulity is

not a virtue. The credulous are not necessarily charitable. Wonder

is not the mother of wisdom. I believe children should be taught to

investigate and to reason for themselves, and that there are facts

enough to furnish a foundation for all human virtue. We will take two

families; in the one, the father and mother are both Christians,

and they teach their children their creed; teach them that they are

naturally totally depraved; that they can only hope for happiness in

a future life by pleading the virtues of another, and that a certain

belief is necessary to salvation; that God punishes his children

forever. Such a home has a certain atmosphere. Take another family; the

father and mother teach their children that they should be kind to each

other because kindness produces happiness; that they should be gentle;

that they should be just, because justice is the mother of joy. And

suppose this father and mother say to their children: "If you are happy

it must be as a result of your own actions; if you do wrong you must

suffer the consequences. No Christ can redeem you; no savior can suffer

for you. You must suffer the consequences of your own misdeeds. If you

plant you must reap, and you must reap what you plant." And suppose

these parents also say: "You must find out the conditions of happiness.

You must investigate the circumstances by which you are surrounded. You

must ascertain the nature and relation of things so that you can act

in accordance with known facts, to the end that you may have health and

peace." In such a family, there would be a certain atmosphere, in my

judgment, a thousand times better and purer and sweeter than in the

other. The church generally teaches that rascality pays in this

world, but not in the next; that here virtue is a losing game, but the

dividends will be large in another world. They tell the people that they

must serve God on credit, but the devil pays cash here. That is not my

doctrine. My doctrine is that a thing is right because it pays, in the

highest sense. That is the reason it is right. The reason a thing is

wrong is because it is the mother of misery. Virtue has its reward here

and now. It means health; it means intelligence, contentment, success.

Vice means exactly the opposite. Most of us have more passion than

judgment, carry more sail than ballast, and by the tempest of passion

we are blown from port, we are wrecked and lost. We cannot be saved

by faith or by belief. It is a slower process: We must be saved by

knowledge, by intelligence--the only lever capable of raising mankind.

_Question_. The shorter catechism, Colonel, you may remember says "that

man's chief end is to glorify God and enjoy him forever." What is your

idea of the chief end of man?

_Answer._ It has always seemed a little curious to me that joy should

be held in such contempt here, and yet promised hereafter as an eternal

reward. Why not be happy here, as well as in heaven. Why not have joy

here? Why not go to heaven now--that is, to-day? Why not enjoy the

sunshine of this world, and all there is of good in it? It is bad

enough; so bad that I do not believe it was ever created by a beneficent

deity; but what little good there is in it, why not have it? Neither do

I believe that it is the end of man to glorify God. How can the

Infinite be glorified? Does he wish for reputation? He has no equals, no

superiors. How can he have what we call reputation? How can he achieve

what we call glory? Why should he wish the flattery of the average

Presbyterian? What good will it do him to know that his course has been

approved of by the Methodist Episcopal Church? What does he care, even,

for the religious weeklies, or the presidents of religious colleges?

I do not see how we can help God, or hurt him. If there be an infinite

Being, certainly nothing we can do can in any way affect him. We can

affect each other, and therefore man should be careful not to sin

against man. For that reason I have said a hundred times, injustice is

the only blasphemy. If there be a heaven I want to associate there with

the ones who have loved me here. I might not like the angels and the

angels might not like me. I want to find old friends. I do not care to

associate with the Infinite; there could be no freedom in such society.

I suppose I am not spiritual enough, and am somewhat touched with

worldliness. It seems to me that everybody ought to be honest enough

to say about the Infinite "I know nothing of eternal joy, I have no

conception about another world, I know nothing." At the same time, I am

not attacking anybody for believing in immortality. The more a man can

hope, and the less he can fear, the better. I have done what I could to

drive from the human heart the shadow of eternal pain. I want to put out

the fires of an ignorant and revengeful hell.

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