CHAPTER VI.

On the eventful Thursday, when Ida attired herself in the blue silk, she

quite fulfilled her little sister's expectations. The dress was made

simply, but was so becoming that Aunt Patty and Cynthia were profuse in

their expressions of admiration. But in spite of this--perhaps because

of it--Ida felt no elation, and started off to the lawn party with a

heavy heart. Mrs. Lennox had kindly sent a carriage for her, knowing

that the only vehicle Aunt Patty possessed was a light uncovered wagon,

and her only steed a heavy old horse used in the farm work.

"You are like a princess, going off in all this style," said Cynthia, as

she accompanied her sister to the gate, near which the pair of black

horses in their silver-mounted harness stood impatiently pawing the

ground, "and I hope you'll have the grandest kind of a time."

Ida's only reply was a heavy sigh.

Cynthia looked at her sister, loving anxiety in her soft brown eyes.

"Ida," she said, hesitatingly, "I'm afraid you're worrying about my not

going to the lawn party. But you needn't, for I'm all over my

disappointment now. And I expect to have a very nice time at home. Aunt

Patty says I can make some sugar jumbles, and we've asked old Mrs.

Hooper to tea."

Ida looked at her sister a moment, her face white and set, her dark eyes

full of pain; then opening the gate, she stepped into the carriage, the

footman closing the door with a slam. Another moment and the impatient

horses had started off, leaving little Cinderella to gaze after the

carriage until it disappeared around a bend in the road.

As was only natural, Ida soon forgot her troubles in her enjoyment of

the pleasures of the lawn party, though she was much embarrassed when,

on her arrival, Mrs. Lennox asked her why Cynthia had not accompanied

her. She was saved, however, from the necessity of making any reply by

the arrival of half a dozen guests at once, who immediately monopolized

their hostess, and began the most enthusiastic praises of the beautiful

decorations of the spacious grounds.

Ida, with a sense of relief, made her escape, and was at once seized

upon by Angela Leverton, who took her off to the croquet-ground, where a

game was already in progress. But in spite of all the distractions of

the occasion, Ida's mind reverted to Cynthia again and again, and she

felt a pang of remorse as she thought how ardently her little sister

would have enjoyed everything, from the music of the city band to the

frantic efforts of the special policeman, who was trying to keep the

curious villagers from sitting like blackbirds on the low stone wall

skirting the grounds.

Aunt Patty and Cynthia sat up to wait Ida's return, and listened with

eagerness to her glowing account of the events of the day.

"I am _so_ glad you had such a delightful time," Cynthia said, when at

last she and Ida were on their way up stairs to their bedrooms, each

carrying a lighted candle.

Ida paused a moment, looking down at her candle.

"I didn't deserve to have a good time," she rejoined, in a low voice;

and then, as Cynthia only kissed her with a simple "Good-night," she

sighed, and went into her room without further remark. One question from

her sister, and she would have thrown her arms around her and confessed

all.

[CONCLUDED IN NEXT NUMBER.]

THROUGH A CANDY-FACTORY.

BY BARNET PHILLIPS.

To begin at the beginning of a great candy and sugar-plum factory in New

York, there was one trait shown by its founder which established its

reputation. The man had the same characteristics as had Josiah Wedgwood.

In England one hundred years ago pottery was a rude and incomplete

business. Josiah Wedgwood made it one of the most classic and elegant of

the plastic arts. When Wedgwood went through his vast Burslem

work-shops, and noticed a piece of his ware--say a teapot--which was not

up to the mark, he took a stick, and he simply smashed it.

There was once a baker who made cakes. Occasionally there would be a

failure in his batch. The raising of the dough or the baking was

defective. That baker never would sell these poor cakes to his

customers. He might give them away. What he said was this, "These poor

cakes are not a fair equivalent for good money." In time his business

prospered because his cakes were the very best. Then he took to

candy-making in a small way--only molasses-candy. But what he made was

so super-fine that he could hardly meet the demand. Then he made other

kinds of candy, with the same success. So his business grew and grew,

until to-day this enterprise founded by this baker occupies a large

building with many stories in New York, and the motive power for making

chocolate, candy, and sugar-plums is a 300-horse steam-engine, and 350

people are employed.

To give some idea of the quantity of the prime material, sugar, used

every day in the year in this establishment, the total mass may be

fairly grasped at in this way: An acre of good ground in the West Indies

produces twenty tons of sugar-cane; the sweet juice expressed from the

cane represents some eighteen per cent. of this.

Before the sugar is turned out by evaporation the percentage of weight

is notably diminished. It takes then about three-quarters of an acre of

cane to supply this factory with the sugar necessary for its daily

consumption. It is not only candy and sugar-plums which this concern

makes, but chocolate in quantity, and sugar enters largely into the

composition of this last substance.

From top to bottom the floors of the factory are covered with tiles, and

I noticed that there were people engaged in all parts of the building

scrubbing and washing these tiled floors. For a candy-factory it was the

least sticky or smeary place I ever saw. Absolute cleanliness and

sweetness was the rule. There was a slight drift of sugar about, as in a

mill where wheat is being ground, and your coat might get a little

powdered, but there always was sweeping going on.

Chocolate-making I need not describe, only to state that everything was

done here by machinery, for the chocolate as produced enters for a large

percentage into the bonbons manufactured.

[Illustration: SUGARED ALMONDS.]

In the sugar-plum departments hand-work seemed to be constant.

Tidy-looking young women, all with caps on, were working away, each one

with a little saucepan before her full of sugar; the sugar was in a

pasty condition, the heat being derived from steam. In these saucepans

were colored sugars of all the lines of the rainbow. The work-women

would take up an almond or a pistache-nut, and drop it in the saucepan,

then fish it out with a bit of wire fashioned in loop form. The art was

to get just the proper coating. Then with a dexterous motion of the

wrist the sugar-plum would be placed in a tin pan, and with a deft

motion of the wire loop a nice finish would be given to the top of it.

There were some very small sugar-plums, and it would take two hundred of

them to make a pound. They were all exact in form. These little things,

so the foreman told me, had gone through ten processes before they had

arrived at their present condition. Some of the sugar-plums were made in

moulds. There was pure legerdemain about these. A man took a funnel, and

dropped the sugar, just at the crystallizing point, in moulds. They were

very small things, not more than an inch long by half an inch wide, but

the confectioner never poured a drop in the wrong place. Dear me! if I

tried to do that, I should make a precious mess of it.

Here were sugar-plums of many shades, every work-woman seeming to have a

specialty. It was something not alone requiring alertness of hand, but

constant watchfulness as to the condition of the material used. If it

had been too soft, the bonbon would have run and been out of shape. If

the sugar paste had been too hard, it would have been intractable. How

they managed not to burn anything was a wonder.

Behind all this was the care necessary in the make-up of the first

materials, and in the methods employed to give the colors and the

flavors. Then there was the element of time, or a succession of

processes. As soon as one batch of sugar-plums was finished, the

saucepans had to be filled up again.

For the coloration of the sugar-plums many vegetable substances are

used, and the utmost care was taken that nothing unwholesome should

enter into the manufacture. Then it is, too, a nice question of flavors,

for it is so easy to add too much of an essence and so spoil the

bonbons. When the sugar-plum is made it must have powers of resistance.

Sugar tends in some conditions to deliquescence, and so sugar-plums

might all run together, and their appearance would be ruined.

[Illustration: WRAPPING CARAMELS.]

There were some of the smaller candies which passed through rollers,

whereby the crystallized sugar was shaped into squares or lozenges. In

many of the rooms workmen were manipulating great masses of

amber-colored melted sugar, turning and turning them on slabs of marble

or iron. Here the skill was shown in getting the mass to exactly the

proper temperature so that it could be worked. A hundred or more pounds

of sweet stuff had to be of just such a consistency so as to shape it.

If there had been a mistake, just as likely as not the whole batch would

have been spoilt, for if heated over again its character would have been

changed.

There was one room entirely devoted to nut-cracking. A nut, as a walnut

or a pecan or a filbert, had to be cracked just so, and an old man

tapped and tapped the nuts with the regularity of a machine. Then there

was a corps of nut-pickers, who removed the shells and put aside the

meats. Then there were several women who did nothing else but police

these nuts, so as to remove the least possible fragment of shell. Just

think of the horror of breaking a tooth while in the act of biting an

inviting sugar-plum!

All day long almonds were being blanched. Almonds are too delicate to be

passed through any machine, and so have to be slivered with a knife.

Here were cocoanuts in quantity. They could be run through machines, and

there were great heaps of ground cocoanut looking like snow. Figs form

the basis of many sugar-plums, but these have to be all handled and

picked before they are ground up.

Just think of not less than one hundred and fifty varieties of candies

or sugar-plums, and you can appreciate how many differences there must

be in the manufacture of these.

When the sugar-plums leave the workman's or work-woman's hands they are

not yet ready for consumption. They must be nice enough when fresh, but

they have to be hard enough or of such a consistency as to stand travel.

If chocolate enters into their composition, they would be likely to run

if preventive measures were not used. The chocolate bonbons have to be

hardened in currents of cool air. If there is no chocolate, or if it is

in small quantity, the sugar-plums are dried by heat, but not at a high

temperature. Some sugar-plums are frosted, by means of crystallized

sugar, then a rich syrup is put on them, and slow drying gives them a

silvery appearance.

There is just as little touching of the sugar-plums as possible; not

that the hands of the working-people are not clean, but to finger a

bonbon before you help yourself to it is to take away something of its

pretty bloom. I saw trays full of moulded chocolate bonbons, almond

shaped, and some of them had a little rim of chocolate around them,

which had exuded from the mould. A girl with a pair of gloves on was

breaking off the excess of chocolate. Said the foreman: "Chocolate is so

sensitive, that if the workwoman did not use gloves there would be

thumb-marks, and a sugar-plum with a finger-mark on it is a spoilt

sugar-plum. We have those gloves washed everyday."

In the make-up of the ordinary one-pound box of mixed sugar-plums there

generally are some fifteen varieties. It would take a five-pound box,

probably, to hold the one hundred and fifty different kinds this

manufactory turns out.

[Illustration: PACKING CHOCOLATE.]

In filling the boxes, some hundreds of empty ones are placed on a big

table, and two or three women lay in the sugar-plums, one sort at a time

in each box. Strange to say, you cannot hurry up this packing business.

You cannot shoot sugar-plums into a box like coal into a bin. A bonbon

refuses rough treatment. Be the least rude with a sugar-plum, and it is

mashed. Gentle management does wonders with a great many things.

If the bonbons themselves are excellent, much of their saleability

depends on the way they are put up. The utmost nicety is used in the

construction of the box, with its frill of lace paper and the bit of

silver or gold cord or the ribbon used in fastening it.

[Illustration: CREAM WALNUTS.]

Some of the departments in this manufactory are noisy. Chocolate is a

troublesome material, and it won't work well, save at certain

temperatures. It has a decided disinclination to pack itself solid. A

vast quantity of small tablets of chocolate are used. To make them the

soft chocolate is placed in small tin moulds, and these are put on a

rocking table, and the tins dance and rattle until the chocolate assumes

the proper shape and consistency. Then sugared almonds in the act of

manufacture make quite a racket. The almonds are surrounded with a

sugar paste, and then put into revolving cylinders, and they roll and

roll, making a sound like theatrical thunder.

The word bonbon is French, and really means "good-good." When we study

early language, at the very beginning we find that primitive races had a

way of reduplicating the same syllable, so it was a smart child who must

have invented the word bonbon, which has about its equivalent in our

"goodies."

You may rest satisfied that when you are lucky enough to get a box of

these sugar-plums it is the result of an endless amount of painstaking

labor and exceeding niceness, but it is questionable whether that will

stop you for a moment in putting one of these pretty things into your

mouth. Maybe when the very last sugar-plum is eaten you may think about

the way they are made, and then you can ask for more, so as to be fully

impressed with the cleverness of the bonbon art.

SANTA CLAUS IN MOROCCO.

BY HESTER CALDWELL OAKLEY.

Queer old Santa took the steamer

Over from Gibraltar,

Mounted on a donkey-pack,

With a rope for halter.

Thought he'd do his duty by

All the little Arabs,

Fill their stockings up with coins,

Bellyunes, and scarebs.

But his jolly old face fell

When he reached a village--

Tiny huts just thatched with straw,

One yard square for tillage.

All around he gazed aghast,

Then he said, "By Jim'ny!

What a savage, heathen place.

Not a single chimney!"

Gasped again, and paler grew,

Muttered, feebly: "Shocking!

'Mong these little Moorish kids

Not a blessed stocking!"

[Illustration: THE CAMERA CLUB]

This Department is conducted in the interest of Amateur

Photographers, and the Editor will be pleased to answer any

question on the subject so far as possible. Correspondents should

address Editor Camera Club Department.

PAPERS FOR BEGINNERS, No. 16.

TRANSFERROTYPE BROMIDE PAPER.

Transferrotype paper is worked in the same way as bromide paper, the

difference in the papers being that prints made on this paper may be

transferred to glass, tiles, placques, lamp-shades, or made into

transparencies and lantern-slides.

Expose the paper, develop and finish in the same way directed for

bromide prints in last paper, taking care that no alum is allowed in any

of the solutions, as that prevents the picture being transferred.

After the print is washed lay it face down on the object to which it is

to be transferred, being particular that the surface is perfectly free

from any grease or dust. Squeegee the wet print into perfect contact

with the surface of the object, and see that no air blisters are left

between the print and the face of the support. When it adheres

perfectly, put over it a piece of blotting-paper, place a weight on it,

and set away to dry. When it is thoroughly dry, pour nearly boiling

water (180° Fahr.) on the back of the paper until it begins to blister,

or until one corner can be lifted with the point of a penknife, when the

paper can be pulled from the back of the picture. After the paper is

removed, rub the surface of the picture with a tuft of surgeon's cotton

dipped in warm water, as to remove any bits of paper that may be left on

the transfer, and put away to dry in a place free from dust.

If the picture has been transferred to a lamp-shade, as soon as it is

dry varnish it with a thin coat of dammar varnish, and heat in an

ordinary oven for a few minutes, when the shade may be washed without

injury to the picture.

Window-transparencies may be made with transferrotype paper, and if the

print is transferred to opal glass it will make a much more brilliant

picture than when made directly on the glass. For placques, tiles, etc.,

the paper may be bought in different sizes, according to the object for

which it is designed. Small squares of heavy plate-glass ornamented with

transferrotypes are pretty, and make timely Christmas gifts.

SIR KNIGHT W. H. TOBEY asks if animals could be included in the

prizes offered for figure studies, as there are no prizes offered

for animals this year, or if a picture of a boy and a dog would be

called a figure study. He also asks if the pictures for different

classes should be sent in separate packages, and how many figures

may be introduced into a figure study. Picture of animals alone

will not count in figure studies, but a boy and dog, a milkmaid and

cow, a boy or girl with horse, etc., etc., would come under the

head of figure studies. Pictures for different classes may all be

sent in one package, but each picture must be marked with the name

of the class to which it belongs. There in no limit to the number

of figures in a figure study, but the larger the number of persons

included the less chance of making a successful picture.

[Illustration: THE PUDDING STICK]

This Department is conducted in the interest of Girls and Young

Women, and the Editor will be pleased to answer any question on the

subject so far as possible. Correspondents should address Editor.

I heard a girl say the other day, and she frowned and looked quite

cross, and puckered up her pretty face as she said it: "Dear me, I'm so

nervous! I can't help fidgeting, and swinging my feet, and knocking over

things when I'm tired, and I _wish_ the children would keep still, and

that Rob would not rattle the paper when he reads it. I hate to hear the

rattling of paper. I'm just as nervous as a witch!"

Think of all this, from a girl fifteen years old. Why, her grandmother

might have spoken in that way, and it wouldn't have been remarkable. But

Dolly! I looked at her in surprise.

If there is anything among all the things you girls should cultivate, my

dears, it is repose. Simply do not allow your feet to swing and your

brows to pucker, but compel face and feet to mind your will, and will to

be calm and tranquil on the outside if not beneath the surface. A result

of this will be that the looking quiet, and moving gently, and holding

yourself in control, will bring about a restful condition of mind. You

will feel better and be less nervous if you put down the expression of

nervousness.

* * * * *

Indigestion is at the bottom of half of our maladies. School-girls

should eat plenty of good food at the right times, and should avoid too

many sweets. Many a headache and fit of the blues can be traced back to

a pound of candy, delicious candy, but too much for the stomach to

manage. Bonbons and caramels and all such tempting confections should be

eaten after a meal as dessert, not munched all day betweentimes.

* * * * *

One of the prettiest Christmas presents sent me last year was a box of

home-made candies, sent by a dear girl friend who has great skill in

this line. The candies were laid in a dainty birch-bark box lined with

paraffine paper. This box was in its turn fitted tightly into a little

silk-lined basket--rose-colored silk was used, and quilted into its

folds was some violet-scented sachet powder. The whole was tied with a

bow of rose-tinted satin ribbon, and on the very top, fastened down by

the ribbon, was a lovely long-stemmed Jacqueminot rose. After the

candies had disappeared I took the box for hair-pins and the basket to

hold my spools and needle-book, and it still keeps the giver in my mind

from day to day.

* * * * *

There is an old proverb which tells us that "All roads lead to Rome."

At this season "all roads lead to Christmas." Whatever else I begin to

say, I end by finding myself talking about Christmas. It is so pleasant

an occasion, so merry a day, that we think of and plan for it long

before it comes, and remember it gladly long after it is gone. One of

the most graceful things you can do, if you have not gifts to send, is

to write to your friends, near and far, a Christmas letter. A letter

never fails to give real pleasure to the one who receives it. There is

even a beautiful charity called "The Christmas Letter Mission," which

sends letters and cards and leaflets to people who are sick in

hospitals, or shut up in prisons. You may not have time to send this

sort of letter, but you can write to grandpapa, or Aunt Gertrude, or the

girl you met and liked so well, last summer, at Bar Harbor or Put In

Bay. If you can follow your letter in thought and hear the welcome word,

"Ah! Jennie, dear child, has not forgotten me!" from grandpapa, or

"Jennie's writing! Bless her heart!" from aunty, or, in fancy, see Elsie

flying over the farm-house to find her mother, and have her share her

pleasure, you will be repaid.

* * * * *

One more hint. Never put off writing a letter of thanks the very day you

receive a gift. No matter how small the courtesy shown you, return it in

a little graceful note.

* * * * *

In taking leave thank your entertainers for the pleasure they have given

you, and as soon as you reach home write a note to your hostess again

thanking her, and assuring her of your safe return.

[Illustration: Signature]

BOBBIE'S SUGGESTION.

I've read an awful lot of tales

About those lovely folks,

The Brownies, and their funny ways,

Their jolly larks and jokes.

But now I sort of wish some one

Would take his pen and see

If he could not write something up

'Bout Blueys once for me.

Or possibly some man could write

Of Greenies and their tricks;

Of Pinkies, Reddies, Mauvies, or

Of all a lovely mix.

It isn't that I've ceased to love

The Brownies--they entrance--

But seems to me some other hue

Had ought to have a chance.

GASTON V. DRAKE.

THE IMP OF THE TELEPHONE.

BY JOHN KENDRICK BANGS.

V.--THE CIRCUS.

The pictures that now followed one another across the canvas were better

than any circus Jimmieboy ever went to, for the reason that it was

entirely a water circus in which were the finest imaginable sea-monsters

doing all sorts of marvellous things; and then, too, the book the Imp

had turned on evidently had some reading matter in it, for as the

pictures passed before the little fellow's eyes he could hear verses

describing what was going on, repeating themselves from a shelf directly

back of him.

First of all in the circus was the grand parade. A great big gilded

band-wagon drawn by gayly caparisoned Sea-Horses went first, and then

Jimmieboy could judge how much better electric circus books were than

those he had in his nursery, for this book was able to do what his had

never done--it furnished music to go with the band--and such music as it

was! It had all the pleasant features of the hand-organ; was as soft and

sweet in parts as the music-box in the white-and-gold parlor, and once

in a while would play deliciously out of tune like a real circus band.

After the band-wagon there followed the most amusing things that

Jimmieboy ever saw, the Trick Oysters, twelve in number, and all on

foot. Next came the mounted Scallops, riding ten abreast on superbly

groomed Turtles, holding the bridle of each of which walked Lobsters

dressed as Clowns. Then came the menagerie, with great Sea-Lions

swimming in tanks on wheels; marine Giraffes standing up to their necks

in water forty feet deep; four-legged Whales, like the Oysters, on foot,

and hundreds of other queer fish, all doing things Jimmieboy had never

supposed they could do.

When the parade was over a great circus ring showed itself upon the

canvas, and as strains of lovely music came from the left of the tent

the book on the shelf began to recite:

"The Codfish walks around,

The Bass begins to sing;

The Whitebait 'round the Terrapin's cage

Would better get out of the ring.

The Gudgeon is the fish

That goes to all the shows,

He swims up to the Teredos

And tweaks him by the nose."

"That Gudgeon must have been a sort of Van Amberg," thought Jimmieboy.

"He did brave things like that."

Then the book went on again:

"The Oyster now will please come forth

And show the people here

Just how he stands upon his head

And then doth disappear."

This interested Jimmieboy very much, and he watched the canvas intently

as one of the Trick Oysters walked out into the ring, and after kissing

his hand to Jimmieboy and bowing to the rest of the audience--if there

were any to bow to, and Jimmieboy supposed there must be, for the Oyster

certainly bowed--he stood upon his head, and then without a word

vanished from sight.

"Hooray!" shouted Jimmieboy, whereupon the book resumed:

"Now watch the ring intently, for

The Sea-Giraffe now comes,

And without any effort turns

plum-cake into crumbs."

"Huh!" cried Jimmieboy, as he watched the Sea-Giraffe turn the plum-cake

into crumbs. "That isn't anything to do. I could do that myself, and

make the plum-cake and the crumbs disappear too."

The book, of course, could not reply to this criticism, and so went

right on.

"The Lobster and the Shark will now

Amuse the little folks

By making here, before their eyes,

Some rhymes and funny jokes."

When the book had said this there appeared on the canvas a really

handsome Shark clad in a dress suit and a tall hat on his head, followed

closely by a Lobster wearing a jester's coat and cap and bells, and

bearing in his hand the little stick with Punch's head on the end of it.

"How do you do?" the Lobster seemed to say, as he reached out his claw

and grabbed the Shark by his right fin.

"Sir," returned the Shark,

"If you would really like to know,

I'm very glad to say

That I am feeling pretty fine,

And think 'twill snow to-day."

[Illustration: "I'M VERY GLAD TO SEE YOU, SHARKEY," SAID THE LOBSTER.]

"I'm very glad to see you, Sharkey," said the Lobster. "It is

exceedingly pleasant to one who is always joking to meet a Fish like

you."

"I pray excuse me, Lobster dear,

If I should ask you why?

Pray come and whisper in my ear,

What your words signify."

"Certainly, my dear Shark," replied the Lobster. "It is always

exceedingly pleasant for a droll person to tell his jokes to a creature

with a mouth as large as yours, because your smile is necessarily a

tremendous one. I never like to tell my jokes to people with small

mouths, because their smiles are limited, while yours is as broad as the

boundless ocean."

"Thank you," returned the Shark. "That reminds me of a little song, and

as I see you have a bass-drum in your pocket, I will sing it, if you

will accompany me."

Here Jimmieboy had the wonderful experience of seeing a Lobster take a

bass-drum out of his pocket. I shall not attempt to describe how he did

it, because I know you are anxious to hear the Shark's song--as also was

Jimmieboy--which went as follows:--that is, the words did; the time I

cannot here reproduce, but any reader desirous of hearing it can do so

if he will purchase a bass-drum set in G-flat, and beat it forty times

to the second as hard as he knows how.

"I find it most convenient to

Possess a mouth like this,

Why, twenty babes at one fell swoop

I easily can kiss;

And sixty pounds of apple pie,

Plus ten of orange pulp,

And forty thousand macaroons

I swallow at a gulp.

"It's big enough for me without

Appearing like a dunce

To stand upon a platform and

Say forty things at once.

So large it is I have to wear

Of teeth a dozen sets,

And I can sing all in a bunch

Some twenty-nine duets.

"Once I was captured by some men,

Who put me in a lake,

Where sadly I did weep all day--

All night I kept awake:

And when the morning came at last,

So weary, sir, was I,

I yawned and swallowed up that pond,

Which left me high and dry.

"Then when my captors came to me,

I opened both my jaws,

And snapped each one of them right up

Without a moment's pause;

I swallowed every single man

In all that country round,

And as I had the lake inside,

They every one were drowned."

Here the Shark stopped, and Jimmieboy applauded.

"And what became of you?" asked the Lobster. "Did you die then?"

"Well," returned the Shark, with a puzzled expression on his face. "The

song stops there, and I don't know whether I died or not. I presume I

did, unless I swallowed myself and got into the lake again in that way.

But, see here, Lobby, you haven't got off any jokes for the children

yet."

"No, but I'm ready," returned Lobby. "What's the difference between me

and Christmas?"

"Perhaps I'm very stupid,

Sometimes I'm rather slow--

But why you're unlike Christmas

I'm sure I do not know,"

replied the Shark.

"Oh no, you aren't stupid," said the Lobster. "It would be far stupider

of you to guess the answer when it is my turn to make the little ones

laugh. The reason I am different from Christmas is just this--now don't

lose this, children--with Christmas comes Santa Claus, and with me comes

lobster claws. Now let me give you another. What is it that's brown like

a cent, is bigger than a cent, is worth less than a cent, yet costs a

cent?"

"Perhaps I do not know enough

To spell C-A-T, cat--

And yet I really must confess

I cannot answer that,"

returned the Shark.

"I am very glad of that," said the Lobster. "I should have felt very

badly if you could, because, you know, I want these children here to

observe that while there are some things you can do that I can't do,

there are also some things I can do that you can't do. Now the thing

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Terrapin will now pass around for sale, along with my photographs, for

the benefit of my family."

Then the Lobster bowed, the Shark and he locked fin and arm again, and

'mid the strains of music from the band marched out of the ring, and

Jimmieboy looking up from the canvas for a moment saw that the Imp had

returned.

[TO BE CONTINUED.]

[Illustration: INTERSCHOLASTIC SPORT]

The number of important games crowded into the last few weeks of the

season has delayed me in making as prompt comment as I could wish on

many interesting matches. Readers of this Department, however, may

always feel that sooner or later the whole field of sports will be

covered, and that eventually every branch that each one is interested in

will get its fair share of attention. And although the football season

of the Boston schools will be closed by the time this number of the

Round Table is published, I want to go back a few weeks and speak of the

games that have been played during the past month.

Boston Latin School lost its first championship game to Cambridge High

and Latin on the 11th. The score was 4-0, and is a just indication of

the closeness of the game. Cambridge excelled in offensive work, and

kept the ball in Boston's territory throughout the game; but Boston's

defense was so good that they held Cambridge for downs three times, with

Cambridge only five yards from a touch-down, and it was only with the

greatest difficulty that Watson managed to get through tackle for the

score. Boston's offense, however, was lamentably weak. The interference

rarely cut any figure, and the guard and tackle plays generally went

wrong. This made it appear that Cambridge's defense was strong; but it

was really weaker than in the Hopkinson game, although it prevented

Boston from advancing further than Cambridge's thirty-yard line.

Boston's best work was done by Captain Maguire and the ends. Maguire's

punting and rushing, which were entirely individual, were the only good

offensive work done by Boston. The whole eleven are to be commended for

the pluck they showed. They must have realized early in the game that

their offense was too weak to earn a victory, but nevertheless they

fought a beautiful losing battle to the last. Cambridge's best work was

done by Saul. He ran his team better than before, though he did not get

the most out of it by any means, and his defensive work was almost above

criticism. Beardsell played a strong defense at end. He let one

criss-cross go by him for twenty-five yards, but the next time it was

tried he nailed it for ten-yards loss. Watson excelled in rushing, and

Parker's punting was strong and reliable.

On the following day Hopkinson met its second defeat, at the hands of

English High. It was a hard-fought contest, and the better team won.

English High set a hot pace at the start, and played a steady, snappy

game throughout, while Hopkinson was decidedly sleepy at times.

Hopkinson scored first. A kick was blocked, and Hallowell picked up the

ball and scored. Then English High made two touch-downs and goals in

short order. In the second half, a third touch-down was added, from

which a goal was kicked. They were all made by plunges through the

centre, although English High's strongest play was around their right

end. For the last fifteen minutes Hopkinson tried desperately to score

again, but the English High's line was too strong, and although

Hopkinson forced the playing, and played in the High-School's territory,

they came no nearer than the fifteen-yard line.

For English High, Wittemore played the most brilliant game. His long

rushes around Hopkinson's left were responsible for the victory more

than anything else. He is, by a big margin, the best back of the year.

Eaton, at guard, was the best man in the line. He did some brilliant

work carrying the ball, and on defense he was impregnable. For

Hopkinson, Carleton and Hallowell seemed to be the whole defense.

Carleton stopped Whittemore in a clear field time after time, when he

had cleared the end. Hallowell is playing end in a way that has not been

seen for years. He is absolutely sure to head off any play coming his

way, and he follows the ball in a most aggressive manner. Martin at

right tackle was Hopkinson's surest ground-gainer, running from his

position with great effect.

English High expected that the game with Cambridge High and Latin would

be the hardest game of the year. Instead, it was the easiest. Cambridge

played a loose, discouraging game throughout. Only once did they brace

up. Then they took the ball half the length of the field on four rushes,

only to lose it on a fumble. English High scored two touch-downs in the

first five minutes, and two more in the last five. No goals were kicked.

Cambridge did not threaten their opponents' goal once. Parker's punting

and the fine defense of Saul, Warren, and Beardsell kept the score down

to sixteen points. Saul did the best tackling of the year. His passing

and interference were as near perfection as one could wish for. Warren

was the most valuable man in the line. He had opposite him, Eaton,

English High's best guard; it was a hard struggle, but Warren's

experience told. He prevented Eaton from running with the ball from his

position (English High's surest play) by giving him a hard push just as

he started. For English High, Whittemore showed a fine game in running

and dodging. He marred his reputation, however, by missing four easy

goals. Murphy, at end, showed up better than before. Calahan and Eaton

were impassable; and Purtell is developing into the best tackle of the

League. Sherlock, at quarter, passed and ran his team well, but he seems

to think that on the defense his only duty is to punch the other

fellows' heads.

Boston Latin scored a victory over Cambridge Manual Thursday, November

14th. Although they won by the small score of 6-0, they pushed Cambridge

all over the field, outplaying them everywhere. The umpire alone

prevented a large score. The game was thoroughly clean--a marked

contrast to the last game of Boston Latin. They won because they played

harder, faster, and surer football than Cambridge. Their defense was

again their strongest point, but their offense was much better than

before. The best work for them was done by Maguire. Both in rushing and

tackling he was the star of the game. The trick of hurdling an opponent

bent to tackle him he has learnt to perfection. He captains his team in

the most sportsmanlike manner. The Boston centre held extremely well,

and almost no gains were made there. For Cambridge, White did the best

work in carrying the ball, and Marshall at end played a reliable game.

On the whole, however, Cambridge played a loose, discouraging game. Her

defense was erratic, and her offense, though at times brilliant, and

productive of a few long gains, was generally unsteady. The men played

and acted as though they were badly overworked. As a team they lacked

the spirit and energy that characterized them last year.

Boston Latin had hard luck in their game with Hopkinson, Thursday. They

outplayed their opponents throughout, except in variety of plays. They

were beaten by the small score of 6-2, after having fairly earned a

touch-down, which was not allowed by the referee. They kept the ball in

Hopkinson's territory by far the greater part of the time, and Hopkinson

never once threatened their goal. Hopkinson scored from the centre of

the field, on a lucky break of Martin through a hole made by Jaynes.

This was in the middle of the second half. After it, Boston took a

wonderful brace, and had the ball inside of Hopkinson's thirty-yard line

until the end. They forced it to Hopkinson's one-yard line, but lost it

there for holding. Hopkinson tried to kick on the first down, but was

prevented, and was given ten yards for off-side play. Then Bartlett

kicked weakly, and Boston worked the ball down again to the one-yard

line. On the last play of the game they forced it over. Hallowell

snatched it away from the Boston man after he had called down. Most

officials would have ruled that a touch-down, but the referee declared

it a safety for Hopkinson. Just how it was a safety is hard to see, as

the impetus that sent the ball over the line was given by Boston.

Hopkinson's best work was done by Captain Heard. He played quarter-back,

and filled the position much better than he has filled his old place at

end. He backed up his centre in fine style, and ran his team better than

any team has been run this year. But he left his end very weak. It was

there that Boston made their surest gains. Besides Heard, Martin did

invaluable work for Hopkinson. He not only played his position

acceptably, but his running with the ball was Hopkinson's surest play.

Hallowell at end was again impassable. The watchful, earnest game he

plays is bound to earn him a place on the Harvard 'Varsity some day.

Maguire played Boston's best game, though he lost two good chances of

scoring in the first half by miserable fumbles. But his work for the

rest of the game was faultless. Daly played a good game at quarter, and

Teevens at full-back made steady gains through the centre. Boston's

interference got started more quickly than it ever did before, and the

whole team played with more vim.

Boston Latin surprised the other schools by defeating Brookline on the

21st. The score was 6-0. Boston played its best game of the season, and

Brookline its poorest. It was Brookline's first game for two weeks, and

in consequence they played carelessly and loosely, only getting together

in the last few minutes. Brookline's centre was lighter than Boston's,

and it was there that Boston made its steadiest gains. Brookline's ends

were very strong. Only once in a while did Boston force them for any

distance. On the offense, Cook, Aechtler, and Seaver did the most

effective work. Aechtler runs hard and low, and is a most difficult man

to stop. Seaver ran from his position for repeated gains. For once,

Boston Latin got together and started in to win when the game began. It

has been a favorite trick of theirs to wait until the game was lost

before showing any good offense work. But they beat Brookline in the

first five minutes by the aggressiveness they showed. They realized that

they might yet win the championship, for the game they lost to Cambridge

has been given to Boston on a protest.

[Illustration: Underwood. Schoenhut. White. Flavel. Pearson. Miles.

Tomison.

Patton. Brockie. Reany. Hurst. Hamilton.

Lear. McCarty. Wiseman (Capt.). Perkins. Newhall.

GERMANTOWN ACADEMY FOOTBALL TEAM.

Champions of the Inter-Academic League of Philadelphia, 1895.]

The championship of the Inter-Academic League of Philadelphia was

decided at Stenton a week ago Friday. As an exhibition of football the

game was a poor performance, although at times the players gathered

themselves together and showed signs of having been coached at some time

during the fall in the science of the game. I had been led to expect

better things of Penn Charter and Germantown, and was disappointed in

the slow and at times bungling way that they went about their business.

I feel confident now that if the proposed match between Penn Charter and

Berkeley is played on Saturday, the New-Yorkers ought to win easily, and

ought to score from 20 to 30 points. Berkeley will line up and be

half-way down the field before Penn Charter knows the ball is in play. I

have seldom seen such slow lining up, and such centre-labor to get the

leather started. In this respect the two teams were about equally bad,

but once the ball was started Germantown followed it closer, more

strongly, and with better system than the Philadelphia's did.

[Illustration: GERMANTOWN _VS._ PENN CHARTER,

Lear, Germantown, going around right end.]

Penn Charter was suffering slightly from the too frequent malady known

as "big head," and looked at the contest in slightly too rosy a light.

When they got on the field they found Germantown's line a little harder

to get through than they had anticipated. As for their own line, there

was a great big hole in it all the time, and Germantown showed they were

aware of the fact. Mott was responsible for this hole. He was

practically useless to his team, and often did not even try to follow

the ball. Captain Branson was so badly injured that he never should have

tried to go into the game. He did good work while he played, but had to

retire at the end of the first half. Marshall was a tower of strength

for Penn Charter. He plunged through the Germantown line, tackled hard,

and was in every play. He is a first-rate player, and will be heard from

when he gets to college.

Germantown's score was made by taking advantage of a fumble that might

have resulted disastrously for them otherwise. The fumble was made by

Hunsberger, the Penn Charter end, in a scrimmage. The leather sailed

straight up into the air out of the centre of the pile. It was anybody's

ball as it came down. Brockie saw his chance, jumped for it, got it, and

made for the goal-posts with good interference, and the two teams

straggling behind him. He was downed on the three-yard line, and the

next play resulted in a touch-down, from which an easy goal was kicked.

Penn Charter's touch-down was made by hard rushing, but the goal was

badly missed.

On several occasions, especially in the second half, Penn Charter had

the ball on Germantown's ten-yard line, but repeatedly lost it on four

downs. The worst possible judgment was used at these times in the choice

of plays. Penn Charter has not been taught how to score. Their

interference, most of the time, was bad too. The forwards interfered

with the runner a good deal more than they did for him. The play in the

second half was mostly in Germantown's territory, but as the ball was so

consistently lost on four downs this did not seem to make much

difference to Germantown, who remained consistently on the defensive.

Wllliston Academy closed a very successful football season two weeks ago

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During six seasons she has lost but twice, and in number of points has

scored 138 against 36. For this season Williston's points stand 213 to

her opponents' 16. This is an enviable record for eight games played.

_Comment on the Lawrenceville-High-School game, the Berkeley-Pratt

Institute game, the St. Mark's-Groton game, and the third contest

between Bridgeport and Hartford is deferred until next week._

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BICYCLING.

The Editor will be pleased to answer any question on the subject.

Our maps and tours contain much valuable data kindly supplied from

the official maps and road-books of the League of American

Wheelmen. Recognizing the value of the work being done by the

L. A. W. the Editor will be pleased to furnish subscribers with

membership blanks and information so far as possible.

Start from Copley Square. Go through Dartmouth; turn to left onto

Commonwealth Avenue, turn to right at Massachusetts Avenue, and cross

Harvard Bridge over the Charles River to Cambridgeport. Keep on direct

road, and at Windsor Street turn to the right, passing car tracks, and

continuing to Webster Avenue, there turn to left, and keep straight road

to Somerville. Turn to the right onto Prospect Street, go up small hill,

cross railroad. Turn to right onto Washington Street, and follow it to

Medford Street; there turn to left, and following Medford Street to

Central Square, there turn to right on Cross Street, and to the right

onto Mystic Avenue. At Middlesex Avenue turn to left, and follow direct

road through Wellington to Pleasant Street, Malden. (So far road very

good, macadam most of the distance, small hills, and good level

stretches.) Continue through Highland Avenue to Clifton Street, where

turn to right, and follow it until you come to tracks of the

B. & M. R. R. Then turn to right over the tracks onto Washington Street,

and take second turn on left. Then turn to left on to Main Street, and

follow direct way to Melrose. (Small hills, but good macadam road.) Keep

to right at Green Street, to the right at Franklin Street, bearing to

right into Saugus by Main Street. Turn to right, cross tracks of B. & M.,

then keep to left into East Saugus. At watering-trough, beyond which

keep to left out Boston Street over Tower Hill, and at horse-car station

turn to right to Common Street, there turn to left, and to right onto

Market Street. Turn to left at Broad Street, and to right at New

Washington Street, and cross the long narrow isthmus, with Lynn Beach on

the left and Lynn Harbor on the right. In passing through Lynn,

considerable paving has to be ridden over. This is more than

counterbalanced by the fine level road from Lynn to Nahant. It is one of

the very best in the State, a refreshing ride on a hot day, water either

side. Keep to left and follow main road, making a circuit of the end of

the peninsula, which is high and rocky. There are excellent views both

here and at Bass Point. Tri-Mountain House is a good place for a fish

dinner.

[Illustration: Copyright, 1895, by Harper & Brothers.]

A $50 Prize Puzzle.

There are twenty seven questions in the following. $50 in money will be

divided among the ten, all under eighteen years, who send the best

solutions. Correctness, spelling, and neatness count. Give answers by

numbers. Put your own name and address at the top of every sheet, and at

the top of the first sheet put the words "Round Table." Mail solutions

not later than December 31, 1895. Correct answers and names of

prize-winners will be given in HARPER'S ROUND TABLE for January 28,

1896. "Everything comes to those who try." Address the publishers, and

put "Puzzle Answer" in lower left-hand corner of your envelope.

A VOYAGE OF DISCOVERY.

There were three wise men of Gotham

Who went to sea in a bowl.

What did they find the earth around

Before they reached their goal?

They found a good many things. To enumerate a few:

A nail in North American land; (1)

A meat in the isles of the sea; (2)

A gale of wind in a city of Maine,

As you may plainly see; (3)

A yellow man in Asian heights; (4)

Delicious fruit in a bay; (5)

A friend to man in a Russian lake; (6)

A measure of oil in Cathay. (7)

At a hotel in France they were given a queer dish of food. Here is the

receipt for it:

Take poetry, music, and painting,

Already well combined,

And to make the dish we are wanting,

Add the first person you find.

Then stifle my first by my second,

And let all stand until cold,

When you have a delightful pickle

That our grandmothers made of old. (8)

Proceeding, they found

A town of Maine in a Floridian bay, (9)

A bit of wood in a sea; (10)

A little friend in an Alpine pass,

As travellers all agree; (11)

Convenient coin in a Russian mart; (12)

Bright light in an African isle; (13)

A part of a ship in a British town, (14)

A stag in a town of the Nile. (15)

In Egypt a landlord presented them with a bill that read:

When first you know that I am near,

You turn from me and flee;

Yet if I harm you, what seems queer

Is that you send for me;

And when my bad effects are gone,

You make me pay for what I've done. (16)

Their time getting short, the wise men left their bowl for a balloon,

and found

A writer's tool in a Danish port, (17)

French coin in a State of the West; (18)

A rodent fierce in a Grecian plain,

A dreaded household pest. (19)

A favorite toy in a burning mount, (20)

With a cutting tool they see; (21)

A statesman famed in a town of Maine; (22)

A snake in an inland sea. (23)

Being up in the air, they had to exist on light dinners. Here is the

receipt for one of their meals:

Take a conjunction and lay it near

Something that's fully equal.

The smallest article you can find

Follows this as a common sequel.

Add a substance of nature aerial,

And so make a food fit for palate imperial. (24)

Going back to their bowl again, they saw

An American stream in a city famed. (25)

French coin in an Italian town; (26)

A head of hair in an English isle,

A place of great renown.

All these they saw as they sailed afar,

Where'er their course they bent;

But never found 'neath the farthest star

The secret of content. (27)

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This Department is conducted in the interest of stamp and coin

collectors, and the Editor will be pleased to answer any question

on these subjects so far as possible. Correspondent should address

Editor Stamp Department.

Another great find has been made. A philatelist in a town in Illinois

applied to the postmaster for a 90c. stamp, expecting to receive the

current issue. Imagine his surprise when the postmaster handed him a

90c. 1869 issue (portrait of Lincoln) in fine condition. Of course he

immediately bought all the postmaster had, twenty-eight copies. One of

these is now in his collection, the other twenty-seven have been sold at

$30 each.

Doubtless there are many thousands of old issues still on sale in

country post-offices, and I would advise the purchase of any or all U.S.

stamps issued before 1887. Of the later issues dealers have a good

supply. Plate-number collecting is growing every day. As time goes on

the scarce plate numbers advance in price, and the commoner numbers

decrease. No. 89 2c. is still the scarcest, although some of the first

numbers are now almost unobtainable. All the unwatermarked sheets are

growing scarce; the $1 has already advanced fifty per cent. since the

change to watermark. The $2 and $5 will doubtless soon do the same.

M. HESS.--The stamps mentioned are sold by dealers at 1c. or 2c.

each.

WATROUS.--I do not recognize the coin by your description.

N. D. HENDERSON, 135 West Eighty-ninth Street, New York, wants to

exchange stamps with ROUND TABLE collectors.--As the same rare

stamp may be cheap or dear according to its condition, the only

absolute test of its value is to sell it at auction.

E. FRANCE.--No addresses of dealers are given in this column.

LESTER HICKS.--The 1858 flying-eagle cent is quoted by dealers at

5c.

H. E. P.--The half-cent 1809 is worth 10c.

L. E. S.--The _ore_ coin is Swedish. The other coins are worth face

only.

E. RING.--Half-dollars of any date from 1817 to 1836 can be bought

of dealers at 75c. each.

S. B. N. AND A. C. H.--See answer to R. Baker in No. 837.

F. JAMES.--The Antoninus Pius is an old Roman coin. The cent and

gold piece have no premium value.

O. FURHMAN.--All the stamps are revenues, not postage.

PHILATUS.

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[Illustration: THE REMARKABLE ADVENTURE OF A JOLLY OLD SALT AND AN

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NOT THAT KIND OF A RUDDER.

Although a sailor can "jockey" a yard-arm gracefully, he is anything but

impressive in that sense on horseback. Yet one of the first things that

a man-o'-war Jack steers for when he gets on shore with liberty-money in

his pocket is a livery-stable, where he can mount the hurricane deck of

an animal.

During the time that one of our vessels was at anchor off Newport

liberty was given, and two of the seamen agreed to spend their limited

amount of money on horse-flesh. One of them negotiated with the

liveryman, and soon appeared on the street perched in the saddle. When

out of sight of the stable-keeper, Jack's companion hove alongside and

mounted behind his mate. In this fashion they sailed down Main Street

until the square was reached where Commodore Perry's statue is placed.

"I say, Bill," cried the sailor in the saddle, "put your helm aport, and

let's go up and have a look at the stattoo."

"All right, my boy," answered Bill. Then he reached back of him, caught

the horse's tail, pulled it hard around on his left, and awaited

developments. After a minute he sung out:

"Something's the matter with the steering-gear, Jack; she won't mind her

helm!"

* * * * *

TWO OF THEM.

FRED. "Did you know that Captain Thribble had two left legs?"

UNCLE NED. "Nonsense!"

FRED. "But it's not nonsense. His right leg was left at Gettysburg,

wasn't it? And he has a left leg still, hasn't he?"

* * * * *

LONG MEASURE.

PROFESSOR PROBLEM. "It takes a yard and a half of muslin to make a boy's

shirt. How many shirts can be got out of six yards?"

TOBY TOOQUICK. "Four, sir; but I know of a man that got more than that

out of _one_. He got five of my big brother's and three of mine from our

back yard one night last week."

* * * * *

A DILIGENT STUDENT.

"Come out and play," cried Willie, from the yard.

"Can't. I'm studying," shouted Robbie.

"Whatcher studying?" called Willie.

"Reading," returned Robbie. "I want to learn it, so's I can read the

telephone book and find out what Santa Claus's number is. I've got

something to say to him about some things for somebody some time."

* * * * *

HE SPELT IT T-E-A-S-E.

MAMMA. "Bobby, stop making your little brother scream! What are you

doing? We have this same noise about every afternoon at this time, and I

want it stopped."

BOBBY. "Well, mamma, you have your afternoon teas, and I don't see why

we can't have ours."

* * * * *

ACCOUNTED FOR.

"I know why girls likes dolls," observed Wilbur, sagely, to his aunt.

"It's because dolls don't say a woyd, and lets the girls do all the

talkin'."

* * * * *

INTO THE HOLE IN ONE SHOT.

"I made a great golf shot the other day," said Harold. "It was in the

house, and I drove one of papa's golf balls right into a hole it made in

the looking-glass."

* * * * *

WHAT WAS NEEDED.

"Mamma, can I play ogre?"

"Yes, my dear, if you wish."

"All right. Give me a piece of cake."

"Cake?"

"Yes; you have to have a piece of cake to play ogre. You see, I'm to be

the ogre, and the cake is the boy that gets ate up."

* * * * *

PROOF TO THE CONTRARY.

"I don't believe the world is going round all the time," said Jack.

"Fact, I know it isn't. If it was, when I jumped up in the air it would

have slid right away from under me."

* * * * *

A WONDERFUL ANIMAL.

"Willie Robbins has got an invisible monkey," said Tommy.

"How do you know?" asked his mamma.

"I went home with him to see it, and when he brought it out you couldn't

see it at all," said Tommy.

* * * * *

ALL HE NEEDED.

"Are you head of your class, Hal?" asked the visitor.

"No, sir," replied Hal. "I would be if we had a big earthquake that'd

turn everything upside down, though."

* * * * *

FREDDY. "What is Mr. Slippens running so fast for?"

JAMES. "Why, don't you know? He's trying to catch his breath."

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