CHAPTER VIII.

MR. CURRAN LEAVES PARLIAMENT.

Major Sirr's ill-timed mirth rankled in Robert's bosom. He was not

worth taking, then! Yet Lord Clare had deemed him dangerous enough to

justify expulsion from Alma Mater. Lord Clare. What did he intend

doing with this last haul of the net? That document which Sirr had

picked up so carefully would provide him with such a list of country

members as would satisfy for awhile even his rapacious gullet.

Would he hang them all, or be content, for the present, to cage them

as he did before? No. Times were changed since then. He was

deliberately scourging the land with scorpions. No mercy might be

expected at his hands. Was Tom Emmett to be hanged? Was he to suffer

an ignominious death before he had had time to strike a blow for

motherland? That would be too hard. It must be prevented somehow. It

was providential that the younger brother should not have been

kidnapped too. It was a miraculous intervention, for duty shone clear

before him. He must obtain the release of the patriots, even if to do

so he should have to kneel at King George's feet. Intercession must be

made. At the thought the lad's courage rose. He would go and consult

Curran on the subject.

As he hurried on down Dame Street, he strove to comb his tangled

thoughts into some symmetry. Who could the Judas be who wore his mask

so deftly? Sirr's Battalion of Testimony was spreading to huge

proportions; the Staghouse by Kilmainham, where the wolves dwelt,

could scarcely hold them now. Doubtless there was a secret service as

well as this public one so insolently flaunted.

'Of whom does it consist?' Robert kept asking himself. 'Of whom? The

friends of our hearts--the wives of our bosoms. It is awful to think

how, when a country is well stirred up, the mud will rise to the

surface!' Then, ruminating as he went, he thought of Terence, and

murmured mournfully, 'Could it be he? I pray not, for I love him as a

brother!'

A shadow lay stretched before him. With a shudder he turned aside to

avoid the effigy of a good man, who by a singular caprice of history

has been elected high-priest of a mean purblindness, which he above

all others would himself have most abhorred. William III.'s effigy, in

its incongruous classical costume, is no whit more contemptible than

some of his admirers have tried to make his character. But such is the

way of the world. We set up a pole, and drape it with our own

sentiments, then kneel down to worship, crying, 'How perfect is our

idol!' Of course it is; for the drapery is woven, as a spider's web

is, from out of our own bowels; what can be so perfect as that we have

ourselves created, however loosely it may hang on the support we have

selected to bear it?

Turning away from the Juggernaut of Orangeism, Robert beheld the

subject of his thoughts, and the man of whom he was in search. Mr.

Curran and his ex-junior were standing in earnest talk under the

colonnade of the senate-house. The rush of events had changed both

men even in their externals. The older one seemed shrunken and

grey-skinned. His unkempt elf-locks were more wild, his uncleanly

linen more disordered, his eye more bright and restless, than of yore.

Those who knew him well perceived that he was torn in sunder by two

antagonistic selves. He yearned in secret for the success of the

popular movement; he peered out anxiously for the first glimmering

white sail in the offing; his soul bled for his country's misery; he

longed to know precisely the patriot leaders' plan, that his keen

brain might advise upon it--yet he railed at and derided those very

leaders to their faces, spoke scoffingly of France, declared that all

was hopeless; snapped up any incautious delegate who spoke to him too

openly of the society.

The reason for his odd conduct is obvious. His judicial mind--expert

in weighing evidence--had seen long ago that the combatants were

ill-matched--that it was Honesty fighting against Guile. It was

possible--just possible--that Heaven for once would change its usual

tactics, and permit Honesty to come off the conqueror. It was

possible--but oh, how improbable! Curran saw that so soon as Honesty

had tumbled into the Slough of Despond, the firm grasp of a friend who

was a paradox would be needed to pull him out; of one who should be

protected by the glamour of his own virtue against the dagger of the

murderer, even as medieval saints are mythically supposed to have been

protected against the torments of the caldron and the wheel. Such a

peculiar and delicate position Curran actually occupied.

As we have seen, he remained in close friendship with Emmett and the

rest, and also with such important people in the opposite camp as the

Glandores, without the faintest suspicion of treachery falling on him.

He fearlessly rose and poured forth such denunciations against the

executive in parliament, as would have brought any other man to

Kilmainham and its minuet. But for all that, the informer dared not

point his finger at him; even Lord Clare was convinced that he must be

endured or bought--not browbeaten.

Once or twice he had been hustled in the street, but had curbed his

peppery nature by a sublime effort. His life was of more value to his

country than that of many drunken rufflers. He quietly refused to

fight now with any such paltry ruffians.

Councillor Crosbie was more altered than his chief; the expression of

his face was changed. As Robert surveyed it he endured the compunction

of remorse, in that for an instant he had doubted him. If Doreen had

not been perversely haughty, she could not have accepted her aunt's

garbled tale so readily. But then her spirit was wrung awry by

long-continued crooning over wrongs; and being unhealthily sensitive,

was predisposed to look out for evil. She had seen so much trouble

that she had come to believe there could be nothing else in store.

Terence's face had lost the open laugh of careless _bonhomie_ which

had vexed her--which was so well suited to its Irish cast of

features--by which I do not mean the confined forehead and coarsely

gaping mouth, which make many of our countrymen so uncomely--but the

highly-coloured, cheery face, with ruddy lips, which when they are

parted display a row of dazzling teeth. His eye, whose unruly dancing

defied fate, was strangely at variance now with the moody brow, till

lately so unwrinkled; while a reckless swagger, which was a new

characteristic, spoke of a bitterness and chafing defiance which a

green tabinet necktie, with bows ostentatively displayed, served but

further to accentuate. He stood in earnest converse with Mr. Curran,

who sourly shook his head. Just out of earshot faithful Phil leaned

against the wall, firing-iron in hand, watching his master in his

dog-like fashion--sporting also, in humble imitation, a rag of green

about his neck.

Rapidly Robert unfolded his budget. The visitation at Trinity was mere

child's play; not so this wholesale arrest. Even Curran forgot his

customary caution, and put quick sharp questions as his face grew

greyer. Emmett, Russell, Bond, were in prison, then. They would be

tried--how? The law courts were closed and silent. By court-martial?

Hardly. Lord Clare was too clever for that. Given the heads of a

conspiracy who had grievously compromised themselves, he would of

course get up a pompous series of mock state trials, with 'juries of

the right sort' to bring the pageant to a predetermined end, and so

justify and whitewash his arbitrary acts in the world's eyes. This was

what he would do.

'The patriots should be defended!' Curran swore. He would defend them

himself, no matter at what personal risk; in spite of any amount of

threatening. The bursts of eloquence which before now had startled his

audience to conviction, should be nothing to the burning words by

which he would wring these unselfish lives from the jaws of death.

It was for this that he had rested on his oars so long. He had

defended many of the proscribed with varying success. But these were

the chiefs, the head and front of the offending. He felt that the

power was there, a precious gift direct from God. He would blast the

witness, whoever he might be, as he sat upon the table, till even a

jury of the right sort would not dare to convict upon his evidence; he

would paint in vivid colours what he and his fellows were--wretches

who, buried as men, had slept in the tomb till their hearts festered

and dissolved--to be dug up thereafter as informers.

He bade Robert be of good cheer, and listened, with a kindly arm about

the lad's neck, to his project of going to England. He would go to the

fountain-head, vowed Robert, for no mercy could be expected here; he

would waylay Mr. Pitt himself--would force himself into the Royal

presence--would compel England to listen to a recital of her sister's

tribulations. The English could not know what was going forward--the

King, whom people dubbed good King George, could not know of it. If he

did, he was a hypocrite who ought to be unmasked--but of course he did

not. The ardent lad quivered with excitement and noble fervour, while

the little lawyer felt himself invaded by pity. The poor boy persisted

in believing that Right was sure to triumph. He believed that his

story would rouse the English to interference--Mr. Pitt to contrition

for excessive sinfulness--that it would melt like snow the prejudices

of the most ignorant and pigheaded monarch who ever occupied a throne.

Poor lad! In spite of all he saw, his illusions had not yet been taken

from him. Some people require an operation with pincers. The dreadful

moment had yet to come when he would wake up and know with certainty

that his doll's inside was bran.

'My boy,' the lawyer said, 'the impulse is excellent. Go, and prosper,

if the Fates will it so. To tell the truth, I believe more in my

powers of oratory here than yours over yonder. I ought to have special

interest in you,' he pursued, with a sad smile, 'though it's to the

lowering of my own conceit. I made the discovery this morning--what

owls we old fogies are!--that it is not for the sake of my brilliant

conversation that you young butterflies choose to flutter about the

Priory. Upon my word, I used to think it was, and that your taste was

vastly fine.'

Robert's face assumed a guilty hue, and he lowered his eyes.

'Nay--don't blush, man!' returned the elder, whilst Terence looked

from one to the other curiously. 'When the spring comes, birds will

mate even on battle-fields! The perseverance of nature, despite

obstacles, is incorrigible! Would ye believe it, Terence? A girl to

whom I'm a bit partial flung herself into my arms this very morning

with shrieks, declaring that if all a foolish servant told her was

true, and Ireland doomed to be a slaughter-house, one crathur at least

must be saved--who was not her papa! She expects me, I suppose, to

build an ark for this new deluge, and take in of every animal two

after his kind.'

'Oh, sir!' Robert murmured timidly. 'If things go well----'

'No, sir,' returned Curran, with sudden roughness. 'Things aren't like

to go well. Do not deceive yourself or her. You, for one, are nearer

to the gallows than the bridal bed! When Ireland is free, when my lord

chancellor is higher even than he is--as high as Haman--then maybe

we'll talk of such follies, but not till then. Meanwhile, mark you,

the gates of the Priory open to you no more. There shall be no more

dangling after my Primrose till the crisis is over, for better or for

worse. Get ye gone, now, and good luck betide ye! There must be a

power of it somewhere, for here we've got ne'er a scrap.'

Young Robert did as he determined; and so for awhile we shall not look

on him. In London he was kept dallying by a judicious diet of delusive

hopes in accordance with a suggestion from the Irish chancellor, who

wished him kept well in tow, lest haply he might turn out useful

later. Amuse this baby brand, he wrote; manage him cleverly, and lull

him for a few months to sleep.

Sara saw him no more. He came no more to the Priory, and she was glad

of it. The child was dazed and bewildered by the reports which reached

her through the servants. She made no pretence of comprehending

politics. She only knew that so long as Robert remained away, he would

be kept safe out of the perilous vortex. She had faith in her father's

genius, and in his power, if need were, to protect both himself and

her; yet woke she up sometimes in the night with a cry, having dreamed

that misfortune had befallen Robert. She could not shake off a

foreboding that, young and excitable as he was, he would entangle

himself in the toils; and so it was with a whimsical thankfulness that

she heard that he whom she worshipped was gone, and joyfully counted

the months of his absence.

When Robert broke in upon the converse under the colonnade, Master

Phil did not at first take heed of him, for that worthy, who was

always ready to touch his hunting-cap with good-humour to any of his

master's friends, was in rueful contemplation of a fact which had

lately come to his knowledge--namely, that red-haired Biddy was not

true to him--that the colleen who had enthralled his affections was

sadly misbehaving herself among the soldiery. Honest Phil was not

specially quick-witted, yet he could put two and two together after a

clumsy fashion, and he saw darkly with sorrow that the carroty-polled

virgin could scarcely have been ever true if she could thus brazenly

go over to the enemy. He revolved the facts in his mind that she it

was who had been Miss Wolfe's post-office--that it was she who with

him had carried out the pike-packing in the armoury, which had so

oddly been discovered; that she it was who had wormed secrets out of

him--the honest but incautious youth--which she might or might not

hold _in terrorem_ now over the heads of those whom he loved best.

There was but too much proof of the frail fair one's delinquency. When

the Irish Slave was sacked, she had rushed yelping to the Little

House, giving tongue with such vociferous howls that two soldiers

speedily pursued and brought her back, and finally carried her off

kicking--a special prize. For a long while her disconsolate adorer

(when not on duty in surveillance over his master) searched high and

low for her. Had anybody beheld a beautiful creature with ruddy locks

of gold?--to see which would be to adore for ever--and so forth.

But as time went on, his master's self-appointed duties became so

engrossing and erratic that the servant was fain to sacrifice his

private interests altogether for the nonce, trusting that some day the

fair creature would turn up entrancingly spotless--constant to her

swain. It was with no slight pang, then, that on that very morning he

had recognised a well-known back and followed it--a broad square back

covered now with purple velvet, surmounted by the well-known locks,

which were shaded by a wondrous hat and feathers. The apparition led

him to the riding-school!--the dreadful hall of torment which people

shuddered at as they went by. Too much amazed to realise what he did,

he followed still. She entered--so did he. Noisily she was embraced at

once by a dozen half-drunken men in uniform, and returned their

salutes with strict impartiality. He was thunderstruck! Then with

terror, from his sheltered nook, he surveyed the scene.

Screams for mercy made his blood run cold. Two men lay panting on a

heap of straw; one quite old and feeble, released but recently from

the lash. The elder would evidently soon be quit of his destroyers,

for his lips were blue and his eyes glazed. The other, roused by a

shout of laughter, stirred his head to curse his tormentors. This was

enough for them. What a fine opportunity for a newly-developed joke!

Quick--some gunpowder! Biddy poured some into two outstretched, palms.

Rub it well into his hair--with a will now, Biddy--for it's shock, and

will hold a prime dose. Now, stand well aside while we fire it with a

long match. Horror-stricken, Phil escaped--his slow brains chaotic in

unaccustomed whirl. What should he do? His charmer had developed into

a fiend. Was she who had enthralled his affections the one who was at

the bottom of all the mischief--the arch-betrayer of secrets? She had

been in everybody's confidence--Miss Wolfe's (God bless her!), Mr.

Cassidy's, Master Terence's--all! The snake in the grass, whose

existence puzzled the gentry so. Could it be she? Had he not better

speak out and tell them? No. They were conversing so earnestly. It was

not his place to interrupt his betters. The intelligence would keep.

He would make a clean breast of all he suspected to his master in

private.

And his betters had good cause for the earnestness of their talk. When

Mr. Grattan threw up his parliamentary seat, Curran had twitted him

for loss of temper. But now his turn was come. He had spoken out

rashly in the debate, which was still droning on--had distributed

rhetorical slaps in the face, which caused the friends of Government

to wince. Then one, bolder than the rest, interrupted the flow of his

eloquence by saying:

'We're growing warm. Will any gintleman tell us an anecdote to bring

us into a better temper?' And then Curran, flying in a rage, declared

that he was wasting the energies which would serve him better in

another place, and proceeded to abdicate with scorn his seat as

member.

Terence, when he heard of it, doubted the wisdom of the move, and

begged leave to know, as nearly as he might, what the orator had said.

'I charged them openly,' was the simple reply, 'with their corrupt

practices. I charged them with a systematic endeavour to undermine the

constitution in violation of the law of the land. I charged them with

being public malefactors, public criminals. Then I was called to

order, and I repeated the charge even yet more strongly, bawling out:

"Why not expel me now? Why not send me to the bar of the Lords? Going

out, I will repeat the accusation, and the winds shall carry it--that

the ministers are traitors, who should be publicly impeached--and,

advancing to the bar of the Lords, I will repeat it there. If I am to

suffer in the public cause, I will go further than my prosecutors in

virtue as in danger."'

'That wasn't wise, for nothing could come of it but noise,' Terence

said, shaking his head at his old mentor. 'This is the time not for

talk, but action.'

'It may happen,' returned the other gently, 'that the boys of action

may come to need the help of a silver tongue--after all! I know not

for certain how far ye're in it, Terence; and it's best I shouldn't

know. Any way, I'm glad ye're not like your brother, who's a

half-caste in character, more than half Englishman. You, at any rate,

are not ashamed,' he continued slily, 'of going to _tay_ with your

mammy, or of perambulating by the _say_ with a colleen asthore! I wish

ye'd keep clear of this, though.'

'Would you have had me stand by--a _man_--a cold spectator of events?

Would you have me show the white feather now, when so many have been

kidnapped? No--I know you would not,' Terence said, looking in the

little lawyer's eyes (into which the tears started) with a hand placed

on either shoulder.

Curran said nothing for a few moments, then, blowing his nose,

whispered rapidly:

'If there's naught to be gained by noise, my boy, still less will

foolhardiness avail us. Why will you wear that gorgeous scarf of

green? If you are to do man's work, do not act like a baby. There's

only you and Cassidy left now to give directions to the country

delegates. I don't know much, and it's not my business; but I can see

now the tail of the Erin-go-bragh order sparkling within your vest.

Two hands fraternally gripped. How lamentably childish, when so much

may depend on you! Erin's cause will be none the less well served, I

warrant, for fewer gewgaws on the persons of her sons. Too much green

ribbon, Terence! Every man among you sports a green ribbon, and has

some compromising paper in his pocket! Why, here's a roll in yours.

For shame!'

'That's the military plan,' Terence returned, 'which I was to have

shown to-day to our friends. It was a mercy, certainly, that you

detained me here, or else----'

'You would have fallen a sacrifice to overweening prudence! Therein

lies Erin's curse. Her sons are faithful enough, and earnest enough;

but they're all impractical and scatter-brained.'

'Faithful, are they?' echoed Terence, mournfully. 'So many traitors

walk among us, that no one can swear any day whether he's like to

sleep or hang at night!'

'Traitors!' repeated Curran between his teeth, as he turned his head.

'Yes. Traitors galore! There walks the arch-traitor. Lucifer among his

cohorts.'

Lord Clare was coming up the steps towards the lobby of the House of

Commons, surrounded by a bevy of obsequious gentlemen who had rushed

round to the 'Lords' entrance,' in Westmoreland Street, to warn the

chancellor that dreadful things were happening. His hatchet face wore

an evil expression which, melting away, gave place to beaming looks

when he perceived before him his hated enemy.

'Ah! Mr. Curran. Taking the air? You're looking well, Terence,' he

cried in his rasping voice, holding out a hand to each. 'Anything

doing in the Commons? Not much to do, eh? Dull times. Sad--sad times,

my friends! Dangerous, too; very dangerous.'

'You are right there, my lord,' returned the lawyer, curtly. 'Tyrants

should remember that secret murder is the special weapon of the weak

against the strong.'

The chancellor bit his lip, then showed his teeth again. He would not

lose his temper. But it was singularly ill-mannered of this demagogue

to try and make a scene in the public colonnade!

'I have warned you solemnly before, my lord, of what you are doing!'

went on the sturdy little man. 'You play with awkward weapons. Take

care they don't slip and cut you. The Staghouse overflows with guests,

I know. Yet more than one has lately disappeared.'

'Consigned to Moiley?' laughed Lord Clare. 'Well, they weigh, I

suppose, like wise men, the risks of their position against its

advantages. We are quits. For I have warned you too. You'll get

nothing by your present attitude, I do assure you. It is lamentable to

see a clever man so waste his opportunity. I am sure if Terence's

mother was here she would say the same. You believe in her, I think,

though you've always done me the injury to mistrust me.'

Here he gave a friendly nod to Terence, who took no heed of it.

'Would you have me tie my countrymen in bundles?' inquired Curran, 'to

raise myself to wealth and to remorse? The envy of fools--the contempt

of the wise. No! Come what may, I will mourn over and console them;

aye, and rebuke them too when they act against themselves.'

'Which is pretty frequently the case!' returned Lord Clare. 'I assure

you I weep quite as much as you can over my country's misfortunes!'

Mr. Curran waxed peppery, for he hated humbug.

'And yet, my lord,' he sneered, 'your glittering optic is so dry that

the finest gunpowder might be dried on it!'

This was uphill work; but the chancellor still smiled, though a hectic

spot showed upon his cheekbone; for the squireens around were

beginning to hee-haw, and he felt he was playing _le role ridicule_.

'It is a sad thing, when the interests of millions are placed at the

mercy of one man's selfish ambition--or error, if you prefer it--for

what is individual ambition but error?'

'Selfish ambition!' echoed Lord Clare, grandly. 'I have the honour to

be a chosen servant of the King, and as such I humbly strive to do my

duty--nothing more.'

'You owe no allegiance to the land that gave you birth? I tell you, my

lord, here before these gentlemen, that as chancellor you are

betraying those rights which you have sworn to maintain; that you are

involving Government in disgrace--a kingdom in consternation; that

you are sacrificing to your own avarice and vanity every sacred duty,

every solemn engagement which binds you to yourself, your country, and

your God!'

'Mr. Curran!' cried the chancellor, drawing back.

But the little man was not to be stopped now; his blood was up, and

his eyes flashed fire.

'You are too arrogant to learn a lesson from history. Think why the

royal ship of France went down. That of England labours now. "Throw

the people overboard," say you, and such as you, "and ballast with

abuses." Blind pilot! Throw your abuses overboard, say I, and ballast

with your people!'

Lord Clare was getting very much the worst of it. He could not

prematurely broach the question of a Union before all these people. He

scarce knew how to act.

'You are bent on tieing Ireland to England--I can see through you.

What is the price to be?'

'You are forcing a quarrel on me!' stammered the chancellor, who was

scarlet. 'I call these gentlemen to witness that it is so; why, I know

not, for I never injured you!'

'You are stabbing your mother and mine to death! Is that no injury?'

returned the other, sternly crossing his arms. 'If it were possible to

collect the innocent blood which you have shed and are shedding into

one great reservoir, your lordship might have a good long swim in it.

As wicked a game as it is short-sighted. When you guillotine a man you

get rid of an individual, it's true, but you make all his friends and

relations your enemies for ever.'

Things had gone too far to remain as they were. The wily chancellor,

much as he deprecated appearing in open antagonism to the popular

demagogue, was obliged for his own sake--for that of the Government

which he represented--to take up the gauntlet which was tossed to him.

If Lord Glandore, King of Cherokees, had only been present, he would

have had the satisfaction of at last superintending the duel, the

compromise of which, on a previous occasion, had so mortified him.

All agreed that the trifling matter had better be settled off-hand

with as little delay as possible, for the shades of evening were

closing in, and it is a pity that pretty bullet-practice should be

spoiled by darkness. Terence of course offered himself as second to

his ex-chief, while my lord beckoned to our old friend Cassidy, who

happened to come upon the scene, and was only too delighted at the

honour which was thus conferred by a chancellor of Ireland upon one

who, however useful and fascinating, was no better socially than a

'half-mounted.'

Lord Clare proposed an immediate adjournment to Leinster Lawn, where

the affair might be quietly concluded without witnesses; but his

second would not hear of it. No, indeed! It was not often that he

would have the opportunity of showing himself off as best man to so

high a dignitary, and was by no means inclined to hide his light under

a bushel. Stephen's Green was the place, quite close and handy. Among

the trees there was a splendid spot for sport. In his delight he

clapped his brother second on the back, vowing that it would be only

right for them to have a tilt upon their own account!

To this Terence demurred, however, marvelling why the friendly giant

should show such an itching to have a shot at him. That worthy seemed

singularly aggrieved at his offer being refused, but consoled himself

by grumbling:

'I thought you were more game! No mather--when the principals have

done, we might have a turn. I remember when Lord Mountgarret was

winged at the first fire, that his son tuk his place, not to

disappoint the audience. And we all thought it mighty polite and

proper in the gintleman.'

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