"Will during the said term keep and at its expiration leave the
premises in good repair (reasonable wear and tear and accidents by fire
or tempest expected)."
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"Gentleman single letterarian sportsman 5 linguages tennant pretty
little cottage charmingly situated between Montreux Vevey, complete
sanitary accommodations vicinity boat, seabaths, golf-grounds
excursions receives
PAYING GUEST
moderate terms, Prussians and Austro-Germans, alcoholists undesired."--
_Swiss Paper._
We do not quite know what a single letterarian is, but he seems to be a
person of discriminating taste.
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"AVIARIES, POULTRY AND PETS.
Lady ----'s Teeth Society, Ltd.--Gas 2s., teeth at hospital prices,
weekly if desired."--_Daily Paper_.
We are not told under which category Lady ----'s dentures come, but venture
to point out that in these days no one should make a pet of them.
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