CHAPTER IX--"THE BEST LAID PLANS--"

Mr. Sheridan, turning about, suppressing a vast sigh, beheld Jane,

standing and smiling at him with her most benevolent expression.

"Why--so there you are again! How glad I am to see you! Why haven't you

ever come to call on me? I've missed you," he said, taking her hand. His

pleasure was too sincere not to be extremely flattering.

"I _would_ have come, only I've been pretty busy," she explained; then

her eyes twinkled. "That was Paul," she said. "You remember I told you

that he was coming. Isn't he a nice boy?"

It was only the mischievous sparkle in her eyes that told Mr. Sheridan

that she had a double meaning.

"A _charming_ boy!" he declared with fervor; and then he laughed

guiltily.

"That was mean of Dolly," said Jane.

"What was mean?"

"To tie you up with Amelia Hartshorn."

"Why, on the contrary, I--I thought Miss Hartshorn very agreeable,"

replied Mr. Sheridan, fibbing like a gentleman.

Jane shrugged her shoulders.

"I was afraid that Dolly might have forgotten that you were a stranger,

and leave you with one partner for the rest of the dance. And then you'd

have been bored, and--and would have wanted solitude worse than ever."

This remark brought first a puzzled expression and then a burst of

half-shamefaced amusement from Mr. Sheridan.

"You evidently remember our conversation very clearly," he remarked.

"Oh, yes, I do. I've thought about it quite often--that is, about some

of the things you said."

"And I must add that you seem to take great interest in your friends."

"I suppose," replied Jane with a sigh, "that _you_ think I'm an awful

busybody, too. Well, if I am I can't help it. I mean well."

Mr. Sheridan chuckled again. He had never before met any youngster who

amused him quite as much as Jane did.

"Was it because you brought some pressure to bear on--er--Paul that he

interrupted my dance with Miss Hartshorn?"

"Yes," answered Jane absently.

"You seem to find it easy to make people do what you want."

"No, not really--not at all. I had an awful time with Paul." Then after

a short pause, she added, "I'm awfully glad you came to-night. It seems

to have cheered you up."

"Why do you think I needed cheering up?"

"Because you were so gloomy."

With a smile Mr. Sheridan changed the topic by suggesting that he get

some refreshments, and to this proposition Jane assented

enthusiastically.

"Do you remember that Miss Lily I told you about?" she inquired

casually, when she had finished her ice. "There she is."

"The very pretty young lady in the Spanish costume?"

"Yes. She's horribly pretty, isn't she? Would you like to dance with

her?"

"Very much. Only I haven't had the pleasure----"

"Oh, _I'll_ introduce you to her, if you like," interrupted Jane,

putting her plate on the window sill.

Mr. Sheridan raised his head, and looked at Jane with a touch of

wariness. But her face was innocence itself, utterly disarming in its

childlike simplicity.

Enormously amused, he gravely followed her across the room, to where

Lily was sitting, chatting gaily to the two Webster boys; and Jane

sedately performed the ceremony of introduction. Then, well-satisfied

with her accomplishment, and feeling that she could do no more at

present for these two, she retired to her eyrie in the hayloft, entirely

forgetful of the unhappy Paul.

It is just possible that, as, out of the corner of her eyes she saw Mr.

Sheridan approaching, Lily pretended to be enjoying the conversation of

the Webster boys a little more than she really was. She felt the color

burning in her cheeks, and was angry with herself.

"He'll think I'm just a--a silly village girl," she thought. Her natural

shyness was greatly increased by the presence of this young man with his

indescribable air of self-confidence; he was not at all like the two

simple hearty, countrified Webster boys. There was something about him

that marked him unmistakably as a product of city life, of ease, and

rather varied worldly experience, and for some reason this made her a

little bit afraid of him; or, perhaps afraid of herself. Usually the

least self-conscious person in the world, she now found herself filled

with misgivings about herself. She was afraid that there were numberless

shortcomings about her of which she was unaware, but which he would not

fail to notice; and this thought stung her pride. Furthermore, she was a

trifle piqued at his attentiveness to Amelia, though not for worlds

would she have admitted that any such silly vanity existed in her. Added

to all this, was the sting that Amelia had left in her sensitive mind.

Perhaps he had thought it undignified of her to have chatted with him so

informally that day in the field--and then he had seen her peeping at

him from the window.

All these doubts excited in her a desire to snub him a little. He was

_not_ to think her just a "silly village girl." Perhaps her gay, dashing

costume made her feel unlike herself, and gave her some of the

self-confidence that she lacked by nature. Indeed, the pretty senorita

was altogether quite a different person, from the simple, artless girl

that Timothy Sheridan remembered so vividly. He was himself a thoroughly

simple young man, and he was puzzled by the change in her.

Fluttering her fan nervously, she chatted with him, asked him questions,

laughed,--all with a little air of frivolity, and carelessness. She felt

a sort of resentment toward him, and this lead her once or twice to make

a remark designed "to take him down off the high horse" that she

imagined (on no grounds whatever) that he had mounted. His expression of

bewilderment and polite surprise gave her a satisfaction that was not

unmixed with regret and displeasure at herself. At length, when the

music started up again, he asked her to dance. By this time, his manner

had grown a little cold and formal, and Lily was piqued. So, with a

little shake of her head, she told him that she had promised this one to

Mr. Webster. There was something in her slight hesitation before she

answered that made him feel that this was not quite true; and, hurt and

puzzled, he bowed, expressed his regret, and the hope that he might have

the pleasure later, and withdrew. On the whole, Jane's diplomacy had

been anything but successful.

Mr. Sheridan slipped out to smoke a cigar in the fresh, cold air, and to

meditate on the irritating vagaries of the feminine gender. Lily's

reception had hurt him more than he liked to admit even to himself.

"What was the matter with her? She wasn't a bit like that before--she

seemed so gentle and unspoiled and kind. Hang it, there's no way of

understanding what a girl really is like, anyhow. I've just been an

idiot."

After a moment or two, he told himself fiercely,

"Well, if she doesn't want to dance with me, I certainly shan't bother

her."

A little later, he threw away his cigar, and went in again. But he did

not dance. He sat and talked pleasantly to Mrs. Webster for twenty

minutes or so, and then joined his host by the fire, with whom he

discussed agriculture and politics for the rest of the evening.

In the meantime, Paul, deserted by Jane, had managed to extricate

himself from the toils of the fair Amelia, and possessed by a deep sense

of injury, had climbed up again to the hayloft, with the double purpose

of expressing his indignant feelings to Jane, and getting well out of

the reach of his recent partner.

"Well, I must say--if that's the way you keep a bargain--" he began.

Jane looked around at him with an abstracted expression, and then unable

to control herself at the sight of his aggrieved face, burst into the

most unsympathetic laughter.

"Oh, you poor creature! I _am_ sorry! I forgot all about you!"

"Do you think you're giving me fresh information?" inquired Paul, in

tones of bitterest sarcasm.

"How _did_ you get away?"

"Much you care!"

"There, don't be angry. Tell me how you _did_ get away?"

"If you must know--I just bolted."

"Paul!"

"Couldn't help it. Just had to. Sorry if it was uncouth and all

that--but there are limits to human endurance!"

"Now who's hard on Amelia?"

Paul grinned unwillingly.

"I guess you were about right. The whole time I was with her, she was

picking on things about people--all the other girls who were the least

bit pretty. Not plain, straight-forward out-and-out wallops, mind you,

but all sorts of sweet and sly--"

"Oh, I know her way. And did you just up and leave her?"

"No. We pranced around a while, and then she sat down, and made me fan

her. And then we pranced around some more--until I thought I was going

to die, and she kept talking--first about what she thought about girls

nowadays, and then about poetry--you can imagine about how much I had to

say to that sort of stuff. And then we pranced around some more, and by

that time I'd concluded that I had only myself to rely on"--this with

renewed bitterness, "so I told the woman that I had a--a weak heart, and

guessed I'd better get a little air--"

"Paul, you didn't!" cried Jane, horrified.

"Yes, I did," said Paul, grimly. "I'd gotten to the point where I'd have

flopped down, and played dead if necessary. She seemed to swallow the

story, bait, line and hook, and was quite sympathetic--and here I am,

and the next time you try to get me into a fix like that--"

"I say," interrupted Jane, "Mr. Sheridan hasn't danced with Lily at all!

He's gone and plopped himself down with all those old fogies around the

fire!"

At this Paul took his turn to chuckle.

"Serves you right! _Now_ will you keep your fingers out of other

people's pies? I told you you were too young to be meddling with such

things. But I guess you're just like all women--jump at conclusions, and

then start trying to run things--"

"You think you're awfully clever, don't you?" retorted Jane acidly.

"Not clever--just humanly intelligent. Intuition may be all right for

women, but plain horse-sense is good enough for me."

"What's intuition?" demanded Jane.

"The thing that makes girls think they know more than men do," replied

Paul, scornfully. "Your friend Amelia says she's got a lot of it. Ask

her what it is." Then he turned to her with an exasperating grin; he was

getting immeasurable satisfaction out of her discomfiture. "Practice

what you preach, old lady. I guess it's about time that _you_ left a

thing or two to Providence."

Jane felt that it was time to change the subject.

"People are queer," she remarked.

"I've heard that before," said Paul, rubbing his nose, "I've observed

it, and I know it."

"I think you're sort of detestable to-night."

"It's your fault, then. I think you've ruined my disposition for life.

The next thing you'll be trying to make me be sweet to that fat old

dowager with the moustaches!"

"_Hush_, Paul! That's Mrs. Deacon."

"Nobody could hear me in all this noise. She seems in an awful stew

about something, doesn't she?"

Jane did not answer. Paul stared at her.

"What's the matter with you? You look as if you were going to have a

fit." Still Jane did not answer. There was indeed a frozen look on her

face.

"Well," said Paul, eyeing her, "what have you been up to now?"

"N-nothing," said Jane.

"That won't go with me, old salt. What have you done to that poor,

defenseless old widow?"

"I--I'm afraid I've made rather a mess," Jane confessed, faintly.

"Oh, I'm quite sure of that. And you won't catch me coming to the rescue

again. Here I am and here I stay until I go home under Uncle Peter's

sheltering wing. Well, what have you done?"

"I--I didn't mean--"

"Of course not. Your kind never do. They'll have a revolution in this

town, if they keep you here until you've grown up--which I doubt very

much." Then, seeing that she was really distressed, he patted her hand,

and said, consolingly, "There, tell your Aunt Rebecca what you've

done--I'll help you out, if I must."

"No one can help me," said Jane, darkly.

"Is it murder this time? Well, tell me anyhow. I'm always prepared for

the worst with you."

"Don't tease, Paul. I sent her sleigh away," said Jane, with the calm of

deep trouble.

"You--_what_?"

"I said--I sent Mrs. Deacon's sleigh away."

There was a pause, during which Paul made every effort to guess what

earthly designs Jane had had in perpetrating such a peculiar deed. Then

he gave up.

"You have something against Mrs. Deacon?" he suggested, delicately. "You

don't like her moustaches, perhaps? Or perhaps you think that a five

mile walk would be good for her health?"

Jane was not listening.

"I--you see, I thought it would be nice if Mr. Sheridan took Lily home.

And a little while ago I was talking to Mr. Buchanan who brought the

Deacons here. He was sitting outside, and he seemed awfully tired and

sleepy, and kept saying that late hours were bad for young and old; and

then I said that--that the Deacons weren't going back with him. And he

didn't wait a minute. He just got into his sleigh, and went off like

Santa Claus. And now, it looks as if Mr. Sheridan and Lily were mad at

each other--and if Mrs. Deacon finds out that I told Mr. Buchanan to

go--I don't know _what_ to do!"

"Well!" said Paul, "I suppose you're about the _coolest_--rascal I ever

met in my life. I don't think I've ever even heard of anyone like you."

"What shall I do?"

"Do? Why, to be perfectly consistent with your kind, after having gotten

everything into a sweet kettle-of-fish, just wash your hands of it.

Leave it to Providence--and hike for the tall timber." Then he began to

chuckle, hugging himself, and shaking up and down, in a rapture of

mirth.

"Oh, don't bother about it. They'll get home all right--"

"I'm not bothering about that. I'm thinking about what'll happen if Mrs.

Deacon finds out that I sent Mr. Buchanan away."

"Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof. She hasn't found out yet."

"I wonder why Mr. Sheridan and Lily are mad at each other." Then she

jumped up.

"What are you going to do now?" demanded Paul.

"I'm going down."

"Take my advice and stay where you are." But Jane was already on her way

down the ladder.

The party was beginning to break up. The wild tooting of horns, the

shrill notes of whistles, and showers of confetti announced the New

Year. Jane made her way through the tangles of colored streamers, and

the knots of merry-makers toward the huge chimney-place where a group of

older people were standing, watching the picturesque scene.

"Ah-ha, here's my girl again!" cried Mr. Webster. "Come here and watch

the fun with your old god-father."

With his big hands on her shoulders, Jane leant against him, and looked

on as placidly as if there were not a care in the world troubling her

peace of mind. When the noise had subsided a little, she looked round

and up at Mr. Webster's face, and raising her voice a little so that it

was impossible for Mr. Sheridan not to hear what she said, remarked,

"Mr. Buchanan has gone home, and left the Deacons here."

"What? What is that?" said Mr. Webster hastily. Jane repeated her

remark, glancing furtively at Mr. Sheridan, whose face had suddenly

grown rather red. But he stared straight ahead and pretended not to have

heard her.

"Ah, well, Sam can hitch up our sleigh in a moment," said Mr. Webster.

"I daresay he'll be only too glad to take Lily home." And he chuckled

slyly.

For some reason, Mr. Sheridan was able to hear _this_ remark quite

distinctly. He looked around, and after a momentary hesitation said,

"There is no reason for that. Mrs. Deacon and her daughter are near

neighbors of mine, and I--I'd be delighted to take them home." And

without giving his host a chance to argue the point, strode off hastily

in the direction of the majestic dowager.

By this time the old lady, undergoing the process of being wrapped up in

a dense cocoon of furs and mantles, while the two Webster boys clamored

for the pleasure of putting on her carriage boots, was quite besieged by

young men begging to be allowed to drive her home. Lily stood behind her

chair, smiling, but a little tired-looking.

Mr. Sheridan worked his way deftly and determinedly through the group.

"Will you let me drive you home, Mrs. Deacon?" He did not look at Lily,

and Lily dropped her eyes.

"I am taking Miss--Mrs. Deacon home," said Sam Webster firmly,

unconsciously grasping that dignified lady's plump foot more tightly, as

if he intended to hold her by it, should she attempt to evade him.

Now Mr. Sheridan _did_ look, at Lily. Would she or would she not prefer

to go with him?

"Why, if Mr. Sheridan has--has room for us, we needn't trouble Sam,

mamma," said Lily, demurely. "That is--"

"It's no trouble," interrupted Sam,--which was quite true--"and I've got

the sleigh already hitched up"--which was not true. He sent an almost

belligerent glance at Mr. Sheridan, who ignored it.

Mr. Sheridan felt extraordinarily jubilant. Nothing should prevent his

taking Lily home--not if he had to slaughter this mob of impertinent

young men in cold blood.

Then Mrs. Deacon, extricating her foot from Sam's convulsive grip, rose

up. There was a warm light in her eye, the peculiar, benevolent beam

which enlivens the glance of the far-sighted mamma as it rests upon an

eligible young man.

"Mr. Sheridan, I thank you. I accept your pusillanimous offer," she

said, in the full, bell-like tone of a public official. "Samuel, we

shall not emburden you."

In vain did Sam assure her that he would be only too happy, that there

was nothing he would like to do more; meanwhile sending at Lily

reproachful looks fit to melt a heart of stone. Lily simply did not see

them. In cool triumph, Mr. Sheridan escorted the two ladies to his

sleigh.

An hour later,--it was after one o'clock--he entered his library, where

Peterson had kept the fire burning, threw off his coat, and sat down to

try to work out the puzzle of Lily's conduct. On the way home, they had

exchanged hardly six words. But if Lily had been silent, the same could

not be said for her mamma. Even now he seemed to hear the incessant,

rich tones of Mrs. Deacon's voice ringing in his ear, as they say the

booming of the sea echoes in certain shells. He could not remember

whether he had ever answered her or not. But Lily? It seemed evident to

him that she had not wanted to talk with him or to dance with him during

the party. It seemed equally evident that she _had_ wanted to drive home

in his sleigh. Now what was the meaning of behavior like that?

By two o'clock he had come to the conclusion that she was a coquette,

that he was a donkey, and that the best thing he could do was to tell

Peterson to pack up and be ready to pull up their stakes the day after

to-morrow. He had been acting like an awful fool anyway. He was

twenty-five years old; too old to be acting like a schoolboy. How in the

world had Mary Abbott been able to--

By three o'clock he had come to another conclusion. He wasn't going to

go away at all. He'd be hanged if he'd be chased around the earth by

_women_. He was going to stay where he was. He was going to go in for

farming. He liked the quaint old town, he liked the solid, intelligent,

industrious, practical people. He liked Mr. Webster for instance, and

Mrs. Webster, and Dolly, and old Mr. Pyncheon, and he quite loved that

little Janey Lambert, and he liked--well, already the list had grown to

a fairly respectable length for a confirmed misanthrope.

At half past six, Peterson coming into the library to see that

everything was in order, discovered his master sleeping placidly in the

huge armchair, surrounded by, almost buried under books, pamphlets and

almanacs which had never been taken down from their shelves since the

late Major had been a young and hopeful devotee of farming. He picked

one up, and holding it at arm's length read the title, "Fertilizers and

Fertilization." The old man drew a deep, long-suffering sigh.

"Lord, it was bad enough before," he thought despondently, looking down

at Mr. Tim, and shaking his head slowly. "It can't be that he's goin' in

to be a useful citizen. Whatever would the Major say to that?"

Then he suddenly remembered the old Major's invariable reply to such

propositions. Quite undisturbed, and in the most astounding French, he

used to say, "Searchez le Femme."

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