THE KING'S SPEECH IN 993.

Sharon Turner, in his "History of the Anglo-Saxons," vol. iv. says, "The

King presided at the witena-gemots, and sometimes, perhaps, always

addressed them." In 993, we have this account of a royal speech. The King

says, in a charter which recites what had passed at one of their meetings,

"I benignantly addressed to them salutary and pacific words. I admonished

all--that those things which were worthy of the Creator, and serviceable

to the health of my soul, or to my royal dignity, and which should prevail

as proper for the English people, they might, with the Lord's assistance,

discuss in common." P.T.W.

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A very common excuse set up by economists for being too late for dinner is,

"There was not a coach to be found."--Uncalculating and improvident

selfish idiot, not to send for one till the very last moment; you save

nothing by it, and spoil your friend's dinner, in order to save yourself

sixpence. Suppose you have a mile and a half to go, the fare is one

shilling and sixpence; you will be about eighteen minutes going that

distance, and for that sum you may detain the coach forty-four minutes.

Always call a coach a quarter of an hour before you want it--i.e. if you

do not wish to be too late.

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