CHAPTER IV

FLARE OF THE FOOTLIGHTS

I

Times change. When Lola returned to London a passage through the

divorce court was not regarded as a necessary qualification for stage

aspirants. Also, being well aware that, to ensure a good reception, a

foreign-sounding name was desirable, this one decided to adopt that of

Lola Montez. This, she felt, would, among other advantages,

effectively mask her identity with that of Mrs. Thomas James, an

identity she was anxious to shed.

Her plans were soon made. On the morning after her arrival, she

presented her letter of introduction to the impressario of Her

Majesty's Theatre, in the Haymarket. This position was held by an

affable Hebrew, one Benjamin Lumley, an ex-solicitor, who had

abandoned his parchments and bills of costs and acquired a lease of

Her Majesty's. The house had long been looked upon as something of a

white elephant in the theatrical jungle; but Lumley, being pushful and

knowledgeable, soon built up a valuable following and set the

establishment on its legs.

As luck would have it, Lola's interview with him came at just the

right moment, for he was alternating ballet with opera and was in want

of a fresh attraction. Convinced that he recognised it in his caller

(or, perhaps, anxious to please Lord Malmesbury), he offered her an

engagement there and then to dance a _pas seul_ between the acts of

_Il Barbiere di Seviglia_.

"If you make a hit," he said, "you shall have a contract for the rest

of the season. It all depends on yourself."

Lola, wanting nothing better, left the managerial office, treading on

air.

As was his custom, Lumley cultivated the critics, and would receive

them in his sanctum whenever he had a novel attraction to submit.

"I have a surprise for you in my next programme," he said, when the

champagne and cigars had been discussed. "This is that I have secured

Donna Lola, a Spanish dancer, direct from Seville. She is, I assure

you, deliciously beautiful and remarkably accomplished. I pledge you

my word, gentlemen, she will create a positive _furore_ here."

In 1843 dramatic critics had the privilege of attending rehearsals and

penetrating behind the scenes. One of their number, adopting the

pseudonym "Q," has left an account of the manner in which he first met

Lola Montez. He had called on Lumley for a gossip, and was invited by

that authority to descend to the stage and watch his new acquisition

practising a dance there.

"At that period," he says, "her figure was even more attractive than

her face, lovely as the latter was. Lithe and graceful as a young

fawn, every movement she made was instinct with melody. Her dark eyes

were blazing and flashing with excitement, for she felt that I was

willing to admire her.... As she swept round the stage, her slender

waist swayed to the music, and her graceful head and neck bent with it

like a flower that bends with the impulse given to its stem by the

fitful temper of the wind."

Lumley was tactful enough to leave the pressman alone with the star.

As the latter promised to "give her a good puff in his paper," Lola,

who never missed an opportunity, made herself specially agreeable to

him. Her bright eyes did their work. "When we separated," says "Q" in

his reminiscences, "I found myself tumbled heels over head into the

profound depths of that which the French call a _grande passion_."

Lumley's next step was to draw up an announcement of the promised

novelty for inclusion in the programme:

HER MAJESTY'S THEATRE

June 3, 1843

SPECIAL ATTRACTION!

Mr. Benjamin Lumley begs to announce that, between the acts

of the Opera, DONNA LOLA MONTEZ, of the Teatro Real,

Seville, will have the honour to make her first appearance

in England in the Original Spanish dance El Oleano.

After the cast list had been set out the rest of the reading matter on

the programme was given up to advertisements. Some of them would

appear to have been selected rather at haphazard. At any rate, their

special appeal to music lovers was a little difficult to follow. Thus,

one was of "Jackson's patent enema machines, as patronised by the

nobility (either sex) when travelling"; another of "Mrs. Rodd's

anatomical ladies' stays (which ensure the wearer a figure of

astonishing symmetry";) and another of a "Brilliant burlesque ballad,

'Get along, Rosey,' sung with the most positive triumph every evening

by Madame Vestris."

With much satisfaction, Manager Lumley, taking a preliminary peep at

the crowded house, saw that a particularly "smart" audience was

assembled on the night of June 3. The list of "fashionables" he handed

to the reporters resembled an extract from the pages of Messrs. Burke

and Debrett. Thus, the Royal Box was graced by the Queen Dowager, with

the King of Hanover and Prince Edward of Saxe-Weimar for her guests;

and, dotted about the pit tier (then the fashionable part of the

house) were the Duke and Duchess of Wellington, the Marquess and

Marchioness of Granby, Lord and Lady Brougham, and the Baroness de

Rothschild, with the Belgian Minister, Count Esterhazy, and Baron

Talleyrand. Even the occupants of the pit had to accept an official

intimation that "only black trousers will be allowed." Her Majesty's

had a standard, and Lumley insisted on its observance.

That long familiar feature, "Fops' Alley," having disappeared from the

auditorium, the modish thing for unattached men was to make up a party

and hire an omnibus-box; and from that position to pronounce judgment

upon the legs of the dancers pirouetting in wispy gauze on the stage.

Then, when the curtain fell, they would be privileged to go behind the

scenes and chat with the coryphées.

On the evening of Lola's début one of the omnibus-boxes was occupied

by Lord Ranelagh, a raffish mid-Victorian roué, who had brought with

him a select party of "Corinthians" in frilled shirts and flowered

waistcoats. It was observed that he paid but languid attention to the

opera. As soon, however, as the promised novelty, _El Oleano_, was

reached, he exhibited a sudden interest and pushed his chair forward.

"We shall see some fun in a moment," he whispered. "Mind you fellows

keep quiet until I give the word."

II

A little ominous, perhaps, that the Haymarket entrepreneur should bear

the same name as the Calcutta judge who had unsuccessfully sought her

hand. But Lola experienced no qualms. As she stood at the wings, in a

black satin bodice and much flounced pink silk skirt, waiting for her

cue, Lumley passed her with a nod of encouragement.

"Capital," he said, rubbing his whiskers. "Most attractive. You'll be

a big success, my dear."

As he moved off, a bell tinkled in the prompt corner. In response, the

conductor lifted his baton; the heavy curtains were drawn aside; and,

under a cross-fire of opera glasses, Lola bounded on to the stage and

executed her initial piroutte. There was a sudden hush, as, at the

finish of the number, she stepped up to the footlights and awaited the

verdict. Had she made good, or not? In a moment, however, she knew

that all was well, for a storm of applause and clapping of hands

filled the air. Lumley, from his place in the wings, beamed approval.

His enterprise was to be rewarded. The débutante was a success. No

doubt about it. She should have a contract from him before any other

manager should step in and snap her up.

We do not believe (scribbled a critic, hurriedly jotting

down his impressions, to be expanded when he got back to his

office) that Donna Lola smiled once throughout her

performance. As she withdrew, numbers of bouquets fell on to

the stage. But the proud one of Seville did not deign to

return to pick them up, and one of the gentlemen in livery

was deputed for that purpose. When, however, her measure was

encored, she stepped down from her pinnacle and actually

condescended to accept an additional bouquet that had been

tossed by a fair one from a box.

Her Majesty's Theatre (added a colleague) may now be said to

be in its full zenith of grandeur and perfection of beauty

and splendour, and variety and fame of the ballet. A new

Spanish Donna has been introduced. Although the visitation

was unheralded by the customary flourish of trumpeting _on

dits_, it was extremely successful. The young lady came and

saw and conquered. Many floral offerings were shot at her as

a compliment, and the useful M. Coulos--ever at hand in such

an emergency--assisted very industriously in picking them

up. As for _El Oleano_, this is a sort of cachucha; and it

certainly gives Donna Lola Montez an opportunity of

introducing herself to the public under a very captivating

aspect.... A lovely picture she is to contemplate. There is

before you the very perfection of Spanish beauty--the tall

handsome figure, the full lustrous eye, the joyous animated

countenance, and the dark raven tresses. You gaze upon the

Donna with delight and admiration.

It was just after the third item on her programme and while she stood

before the curtain, bowing and smiling her acknowledgments, that there

was an unexpected interruption. An ominous hiss suddenly split the

air. The sound came from the occupants of the stage box in which Lord

Ranelagh and his party had ensconced themselves. As at a prearranged

signal, the occupants of the opposite box took it up and repeated it.

The audience gasped in astonishment, and looked to Lord Ranelagh for a

solution. He supplied one promptly. "Egad!" he exclaimed in a loud

voice, "that's not Lola Montez at all. It's Betsy James, an Irish

girl. Ladies and gentlemen, we're being properly swindled!"

"Swindled" was an ugly word. The pit and gallery, feeling that they

were in some mysterious fashion being defrauded, followed the cue thus

given them, and a volume of hisses and cat-calls sprang from the

throats that, a moment earlier, had bellowed vociferous cheers. The

great Michael Costa, who was conducting, dropped his baton in

astonishment, and, refusing to pick it up again, left his desk. There

is a theory that it was this untoward incident that led him to

transfer himself from the Haymarket to Covent Garden. Quite possible.

Musicians are temperamental folk.

It was left for Lumley to deal with the situation. He did so by

ringing down the curtain, while Lola, in tears and fury, rushed off to

her dressing-room.

III

Perhaps they left early, but none of the critics saw anything of this

_dénouement_. What, however, they did see they described in rapturous,

not to say, florid terms:

We saw, as in a dream (declared one of them), an Elssler or

a Taglioni descend from the clouds, under the traits of a

new dancer, whose fervent admirers lavished on her all the

enthusiasm and applause with which the rare perfection of

her predecessors has been rewarded.

On Saturday last, between the acts of the opera, Donna Lola

Montez was announced to appear on the programme at Her

Majesty's. A thousand ardent spectators were in feverish

anxiety to see her. Donna Lola enchanted everyone. There was

throughout a graceful flowing of the arms--not an angle

discernible--an indescribable softness in her attitude and

suppleness in her limbs which, developed in a thousand

positions (without infringing on the Opera laws), were the

most intoxicating and womanly that can be imagined. We never

remember seeing the _habitués_--both young and old--taken by

more agreeable surprise than the bewitching lady excited.

She was rapturously encored, and the stage strewn with

bouquets.

Lord Ranelagh and his friends must have grinned when they read this

gush.

"I saw Lumley immediately after the fall of the curtain," says a

reporter who was admitted behind the scenes. "He was surrounded by the

professors of morality from the omnibus-box, who said that Donna Lola

was positively not to reappear. They pointed out to him that it was

absolutely essential to have none but exemplary characters in the

ballet; but they did not tell him where he would procure females who

would have no objection to exhibiting their legs in pink silk

fleshings. As Lumley could not afford to offend his patrons, he was

compelled to accept the _fiat_ of these virtuous scions of a moral and

ultra-scrupulous aristocracy. Carlotta Grisi might have had a score of

lovers; but, then, she had never turned up her charming little nose at

my Lord Ranelagh."

It was an age when the theatre had to kow-tow to the patron. Unless My

Lord approved, Mr. Crummles had no choice but to ring down the

curtain. As the Ranelagh faction very emphatically disapproved, Lumley

was compelled to give the recruit her marching-orders.

Lola's _première_ had thus become her _dernière_.

By the way, a Sunday paper, writing some time afterwards, was guilty

of a serious slip in its account of the episode, and mistook Lord

Ranelagh for the Duke of Cambridge. "The newcomer," says this critic,

"was recognised as Mrs. James by a Prince of the Blood and his

companions in the omnibus-box. Her beauty could not save her from

insult; and, to avenge themselves on Mr. Lumley, for some pique, these

chivalrous English gentlemen of the upper classes hooted a woman from

the stage."

What was behind Lord Ranelagh's cowardly attack on the débutante?

There was a simple explanation, and not one that redounded to his

credit in any way. It was that, during her "Bohemian" period, he had

endeavoured to fill the empty niche left in her affections by the

departure of that light-o'-love, Captain Lennox, and had been repulsed

for his pains. A bad loser, my Lord nursed resentment. He would teach

a mere ballet-dancer to snap her fingers at him. His opportunity came

sooner than he imagined. He made the most of it.

Fond as he was of biting, Lord Ranelagh was, some years afterwards,

himself bitten. He took a prominent part in an unsavoury scandal that

fluttered mid-Victorian dovecotes, when a Bond Street "beauty

specialist," known as Madame Rachel, was clapped into prison for

swindling a wealthy and amorous widow. This was a Mrs. Borrodaile,

whom "Madame" had gulled by declaring that Lord Ranelagh's one desire

was to share his coronet with her. Although the raffish peer denied

all complicity, he did not come out of the business too well.

"The peculiar prominence he has attained," remarked an obituarist,

"has not always been of an enviable description. There are probably

few men who have had so many charges of the most varied and

disagreeable nature made against them. The resultant obloquy to which

he had thus been exposed is great, nor has it vanished, as it properly

should have done, with the charges themselves."

This, however, was looking ahead. The comments of 1843 came first. "In

the clubs that night," we read, "the bucks and bloods laughed heartily

when they discussed the mishap of the proud beauty who had scorned the

advances of my Lord." Lola Montez, however, did not regard it as

anything at which to laugh. She may, as she boasted, have had a dash

of Spanish blood in her veins, but she certainly had none of George

Washington's, for she immediately sat down and wrote a circular letter

to all the London papers. In this she sought to correct what she

described as a "false impression." Swallowing it as gospel, a number

of them printed it in full:

_To the Editor_.

SIR:

Since I had the honour of dancing at Her Majesty's Theatre,

on Saturday, the 3rd inst. (when I was received by the

English public in so kind and flattering a manner) I have

been cruelly annoyed by reports that I am not really the

person I pretend to be, but that I have long been known in

London as a woman of disreputable character. I entreat you,

Sir, to allow me, through the medium of your respected

journal, to assure you and the public, in the most positive

and unqualified manner, that there is not a word of truth in

such a statement.

I am a native of Seville; and in the year 1833, when ten

years old, was sent to a Catholic lady at Bath, where I

remained seven months, and was then taken back to my parents

in Spain. From that period, until the 14th of April, when I

landed in England, _I have never set foot in this country,

and I never saw London before in my life_.

In apologising for the favour I ask you, I feel sure that

you will kindly consider the anxiety of myself and my

friends to remove from the public any impression to my

disadvantage. My lawyer has received instructions to proceed

against all the parties who have calumniated me.

Believe me to be your obedient and humble servant,

LOLA MONTEZ.

_June 13, 1843._

Ballet-dancers cannot, when making their débuts, be expected to

remember everything; and this one had obviously forgotten her sojourn

in India, just as she had forgotten her marriage to Thomas James (and

the subsequent Consistory Court action), as well as her amorous

dalliance with Captain Lennox during the previous year.

"In spite of the encouraging reception accorded Donna Lola Montez, she

has not danced again," remarked a critic in the _Examiner_. "What is

the reason?"

Lumley could have supplied the information. He did so, some years

afterwards, in his book, _Reminiscences of the Opera_:

It is not my intention to rake up the world-wide stories of

this strange and fascinating woman. Perhaps it will be

sufficient to say frankly that I was, in this instance,

fairly "taken in." A Noble Lord (afterwards closely

connected with the Foreign Office) had introduced the lady

to my notice as the daughter of a celebrated _Spanish_

Patriot and martyr, representing her merits as a dancer in

so strong a light that her "appearance" was granted.

... But this spurious Spanish lady had no real knowledge of

that which she professed. The whole affair was an imposture;

and on the very night of her first appearance the truth

exploded. On the discovery of the truth, I declined to allow

the English adventuress, for such she was, another

appearance on my boards. In spite of the expostulations of

the "friends" of the lady--in spite of the deprecatory

letters in which she earnestly denied her English

origin--in spite even of the desire expressed in high places

to witness her strange performance--I remained inflexible.

The "Noble Lord" thus referred to in this pompous disclaimer was Lord

Malmesbury.

[Illustration: _Viscount Ranelagh, who organised a cabal against Lola

Montez_]

IV

If she had a quick temper, Lola Montez had a good heart, and was

always ready to lend a helping hand to others. In this connection

Edward Fitzball, a hack dramatist with whom things were not going

well, has a story of how she volunteered to assist in a benefit

performance that was being got up to set him on his legs. It was

difficult to secure attractions; and the beneficiare, realising that,

as was the custom in such cases, he would have to make good any

deficit himself, was feeling depressed.

"This benefit," he says, "which I fully expected would prove to be a

decided loss, annoyed me sadly. I was sauntering along Regent Street

when I met Stretton, the popular singer, whose own benefit was just

coming off. He said that he had secured every attraction worthy of the

public, and that there was no hope for me, 'unless,' he added, 'you

could secure Lola Montez.'

"'Pray, who is that?' I said in my ignorance.

"'Lola Montez is a lady who appeared the other night at Her Majesty's

Theatre as a dancer, but, due to some aristocratic disturbance, has

left in disgust. The papers were full of it. I offered her £50 to

dance for me, and met with a decided refusal. Hence, I see no hope for

you.'"

Fitzball, however, thinking it worth while taking a chance, hurried to

Lola's lodgings and begged her to contribute to the programme he was

offering. He had not expected to be successful, since he knew that she

was smarting under a sense of injury. To his surprise and delight,

however, she promised her services, and refused to accept any

payment.

Overjoyed at the success of his embassy, Fitzball rushed off to the

printers and had the hoardings plastered with bills, directing special

attention to the novelty:

THEATRE ROYAL, COVENT GARDEN

Monday, July 10, 1843.

COLOSSAL ATTRACTION!

(For the Benefit of Mr. Fitzball)

EXTRAORDINARY COMBINATION OF TALENT!

During the evening the celebrated DONNA LOLA MONTEZ (whose

recent performance created so pronounced a sensation at Her

Majesty's Theatre) will execute, by special request, her

remarkable dance, "El Oleano."

N.B.--This will positively be the Donna's only appearance in

London, as she departs on Thursday next for St. Petersburg.

"The theatre," says Fitzball, in his account of the evening, "was

crammed. Lola Montez arrived in a splendid carriage, accompanied by

her maid. When she was dressed, she enquired if I thought her costume

would be approved. I have seen sylphs and female forms of the most

dazzling beauty in ballets and fairy dramas, but the most dazzling and

perfect form I ever did gaze upon was that of Lola Montez in her white

and gold attire studded with diamonds. Her bounding before the public

was the signal for general applause and admiration. On the conclusion

of her performance, there was a rapturous and universal call for her

reappearance."

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