_Miss Dolly_ (_to her fiance_). "Oh, Jack, this _is_ delightful! If you'll
only keep up the pace, I'm sure I shall soon gain confidence!"
[_Poor Jack has already run a mile or more, and is very short of
condition._
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Illustration: TU QUOQUE.--_Cyclist_ (_a beginner who has just collided
with freshly-painted fence_). "Confound your filthy paint! Now, just
look at my coat!" _Painter._ "'Ang yer bloomin' coat! _'Ow about my
paint?_"
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