_Cottager._ "What's wrong, Biker? Have you had a spill?"
_Biker._ "Oh, no. I'm having a rest!"
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Illustration: WHATS IN A NAME?
_Old Gent_ (_lately bitten with the craze_). "And that confounded man
sold me the thing for a safety!"
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_Motoring Illustrated_ suggests the institution of a Motor Museum. If we
were sure that most of the motor omnibuses at present in our streets
would find their way there, we would gladly subscribe.
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