_Donald_ (_who has picked up fair cyclist's handkerchief_). "Hi! Woman!
Woman!"
_Fair Cyclist_ (_indignantly_). "'Woman'! How _dare_ you----"
_Donald_ (_out of breath_). "I beg your pardon, sir! I thought you was a
woman. I didna see your _trews_."
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Automobile dust-carts, says the _Matin_, are to be used in Paris
henceforth. We had thought every motor-car was this.
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Illustration: ENGLISH DICTIONARY ILLUSTRATED.--"Coincidence." The
falling or meeting of two or more lines or bodies at the same point.
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