_Motorist_ (_whose motor has thrown elderly villager into horse-pond_).
"Come along, my man, I'll take you home to get dry."
_Elderly Villager._ "No, yer don't. I've got yer number, and 'ere I
stays till a hindependent witness comes along!"
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Illustration: _Pedestrian._ "I hear Brown has taken to cycling, and is
very enthusiastic about it!"
_Cyclist._ "Enthusiastic! Not a bit of it. Why, he never rides before
breakfast!"
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