_Fair Cyclist._ "Is that the incumbent of this parish?"
_Parishioner._ "Well, 'e's the _Vicar_. But, wotever some of us thinks,
we never calls 'im a _hencumbrance_!"
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Illustration:
_Gipsy Fortune-teller_ (_seriously_). "Let me warn you. Somebody's going
to cross your path."
_Motorist._ "Don't you think you'd better warn the other chap?"
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