Illustration: DESCENSUS!"

_The same_ (_very much down_). "Never again with _you_, my bikey!"

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Should Motors Carry Maxims?--Under the title "Murderous Magistrate," the

_Daily Mail_ printed some observations made by a barrister who reproves

Canon Greenwell for remarking from the Durham County Bench that if a few

motorists were shot no great harm would be done. The same paper

subsequently published an article headed, "Maxims for Motorists."

Retaliation in kind is natural, and a maxim is an excellent retort to a

canon. But why abuse the canon first?

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So many accidents have occurred lately through the ignition of petrol

that a wealthy motorist, we hear, is making arrangements for his car to

be followed, wherever it may go, by a fully-equipped fire-engine, and,

if this example be followed widely, our roads will become more

interesting than ever.

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Are there motor-cars in the celestial regions? Professor Schaer, of

Geneva, has discovered what _he_ describes as a new comet plunging due

south at a rate of almost 8 degrees a day, and careering across the

Milky Way regardless of all other traffic.

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