_Motorist._ "How the dickens could I when I didn't know!"
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Illustration: _Middle-aged Novice._ "I'm just off for a tour in the
country--'biking' all the way. It'll be four weeks before I'm back in my
flat again."
_Candid Friend._ "Ah! Bet it won't be four hours before you're flat on
your back again!"
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