_First Villager._ "What's up, Bill?"
_Second Villager._ "Oh, only a gent awashin' the dust off his bike."
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It is a bad workman who complains of his tools, yet even the best of
them may be justly annoyed when his spanner goes completely off its nut.
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"Motor cycle for sale, 2-3/4 h.-p., equal to 3-1/4 h.-p."
_--Provincial Paper._
Discount of 1/2 h.-p. for cash?
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