Young man wants collecting."--_Advt. in Provincial Paper._

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Illustration: _Old Farmer Jones_ (_who has been to a local cattle-show,

and seen a horseless carriage for the first time_). "Mosher carsh may be

all very well--(_hic!_)--but they can't find 'er way home by

'emshelves!"

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