CHAPTER VIII.

The marriage before the mayor had taken place on the Thursday. On the

Saturday morning, as early as a quarter past ten, some ladies were

already waiting in the Josserands’ drawing-room, the religious ceremony

being fixed for eleven o’clock, at Saint-Roch. There were Madame

Juzeur, always in black silk; Madame Dambreville, tightly laced in a

costume of the color of dead leaves; and Madame Duveyrier, dressed very

simply in pale blue. All three were conversing in low tones amongst the

scattered chairs; whilst Madame Josserand was finishing dressing Berthe

in the adjoining room, assisted by the servant and the two bridesmaids,

Hortense and little Campardon.

“Oh! it is not that,” murmured Madame Duveyrier; “the family is

honorable. But, I admit, I rather dreaded on my brother Auguste’s

account the mother’s domineering spirit. One cannot be too careful, can

one?”

“No doubt,” said Madame Juzeur; “one not only marries the daughter, one

often marries the mother as well, and it is very unpleasant when the

latter interferes in the home.”

This time Angèle and Hortense opened the folding doors wide so that the

bride should not catch her dress in anything; and Berthe appeared in a

white silk dress, all gay with white flowers, with a white wreath, a

white bouquet, and a white garland, which crossed the skirt, and was

lost in the train in a shower of little white buds. She looked charming

amidst all this whiteness, with her fresh complexion, her golden hair,

her laughing eyes, and her candid mouth of an already enlightened girl.

“Oh! delicious!” exclaimed the ladies.

They all embraced her with an air of ecstasy. The Josserands, at their

wits’ end, not knowing where to obtain the two thousand francs which

the wedding would cost them, five hundred francs for dress, and fifteen

hundred francs for their share of the dinner and ball, had been obliged

to send Berthe to Doctor Chassagne’s to see Saturnin, to whom an aunt

had just left three thousand francs; and Berthe, having obtained

permission to take her brother out for a drive, by way of amusing him,

had smothered him with caresses in the cab, and had then gone with him

for a minute to the notary, who was unaware of the poor creature’s

condition, and who had everything ready for his signature. The silk

dress and the abundance of flowers surprised the ladies, who were

reckoning up the cost whilst giving vent to their admiration.

“Perfect! in most exquisite taste!”

Madame Josserand appeared, beaming, in a mauve dress of an unpleasant

hue, which made her look taller and rounder than ever, with the majesty

of a tower. She fumed about Monsieur Josserand, called to Hortense to

find her shawl, and vehemently forbade Berthe to sit down.

“Take care, you will crush your flowers!”

“Do not worry yourself,” said Clothilde, in her calm voice. “We have

plenty of time. Auguste is coming for us.”

They were all waiting in the drawing-room, when Théophile abruptly

burst in, his dress-coat askew, his white cravat tied like a piece of

cord, and without his hat. His face, with its few hairs and bad teeth,

was livid; his limbs, like an ailing child’s, were trembling with fury.

“What is the matter with you?” asked his sister, in amazement.

“The matter is—the matter is——”

But a fit of coughing interrupted him, and he stood there for a minute,

choking, spitting in his handkerchief, and enraged at being unable to

give vent to his anger. Valérie looked at him, confused, and warned by

a sort of instinct. At length, he shook his fist at her, without even

noticing the bride and the other ladies around him.

“Yes, whilst looking everywhere for my necktie, I found a letter in

front of the wardrobe.”

He crumpled a piece of paper between his febrile fingers. His wife had

turned pale. She realized the situation; and, to avoid the scandal of a

public explanation, she passed into the room that Berthe had just left.

“Ah! well,” said she, simply, “I prefer to leave if he is going mad.”

“Let me alone!” cried Théophile to Madame Duveyrier, who was trying to

quiet him. “I intend to confound her. This time I have proof, and there

is no doubt, oh, no! It shall not pass off like that, for I know him——”

His sister had seized him by the arm, and squeezing it, shook him

authoritatively.

“Hold your tongue! don’t you see where you are? This is not the proper

time, understand!”

But he started off again:

“It is the proper time! I don’t care a hang for the others. So much the

worse that it happens to-day! It will serve as a lesson to every one.”

However, he lowered his voice, his strength failing him, he had dropped

onto a chair, ready to burst into tears. An uncomfortable feeling had

invaded the drawing-room. Madame Dambreville and Madame Juzeur had

politely gone to the other end of the apartment, and pretended not to

understand. Madame Josserand, greatly annoyed at an adventure, the

scandal of which would cast a gloom over the wedding, had passed into

the bed-room to cheer up Valérie. As for Berthe, who was studying her

wreath before the looking-glass, she had not heard anything. Therefore,

she questioned Hortense in a low voice. They whispered together; the

latter indicated Théophile with a glance, and added some explanations,

while pretending to arrange the fall of the veil.

“Ah!” simply said the bride, with a chaste and amused look, her eyes

fixed on the husband, without the least sign of confusion in her halo

of white flowers.

Clotilde softly asked her brother for particulars. Madame Josserand

reappeared, exchanged a few words with her, and then returned to the

adjoining room. It was an exchange of diplomatic notes. The husband

accused Octave, that counter-jumper, whom he would chastise in church,

if he dared to come there. He swore he had seen him the previous day

with his wife on the steps of Saint-Roch; he had had a doubt before,

but now he was sure of it—everything tallied, the height, the walk.

Yes, madame invented luncheons with lady friends, or else she went

inside Saint-Roch with Camille, through the same door as every one, as

though to say her prayers; then leaving the child with the woman who

let out the chairs, she would make off with her gentleman by the old

way, a dirty passage, where no one would have gone to look for her.

However, Valérie had smiled on hearing Octave’s name mentioned; never

with that one, she pledged her oath to Madame Josserand, with nobody at

all for the matter of that, she added, but less with him than with any

one else; and, this time, with truth on her side, she, in her turn,

talked of confounding her husband, by proving to him that the note was

no more in Octave’s handwriting than that Octave was the gentleman of

Saint-Roch. Madame Josserand listened to her, studying her with her

experienced glance, and solely preoccupied with finding some means of

helping her to deceive Théophile. And she gave her the very best

advice.

“Leave all to me, don’t move in the matter. As he chooses, it shall he

Monsieur Mouret, well! it shall be Monsieur Mouret. There is no harm in

being seen on the steps of a church with Monsieur Mouret, is there? The

letter alone is compromising. You will triumph when our young friend

shows him a couple of lines of his own handwriting. Above all, say just

the same as I say. You understand, I don’t intend to let him spoil such

a day as this.”

When she returned into the room with Valérie, who was greatly affected,

Théophile, on his side, was saying to his sister in a choking voice:

“I will do so for you, I promise not to disfigure her here, as you

assure me it would scarcely be proper, on account of this wedding. But

I cannot be answerable for what may take place at church. If the

counter-jumper comes and beards me there, in the midst of my own

family, I will exterminate them one after the other.”

Auguste, looking very correct in his black dress-coat, his left eye

shrunk up, suffering from a headache which he had been dreading for

three days past, arrived at this moment, accompanied by his father and

his brother-in-law, both looking very solemn, to fetch his bride. There

was a little jostling, for they had ended by being late.

At Saint-Roch the big double doors were opened wide. A red carpet

covered the steps down to the pavement. It was raining; the May morning

was very cold.

“Thirteen steps,” said Madame Juzeur in a low voice to Valérie, when

they had passed through the doorway. “It is not a good sign.”

“Are you sure you have the ring?” inquired Madame Josserand of Auguste,

who was seating himself with Berthe on the arm-chairs placed before the

altar.

He had a fright, fancying he had forgotten it, then felt it in his

waistcoat pocket. She had, however, not waited for his answer. Ever

since she entered, she had been standing on tip-toe, searching the

company with her glance. There were Trublot and Gueulin, both best men;

Uncle Bachelard and Campardon, the bride’s witnesses; Duveyrier and

Doctor Juillerat, the bridegroom’s witnesses, and all the crowd of

acquaintances of whom she was proud. But she had just caught sight of

Octave, who was assiduously opening a passage for Madame Hédouin, and

she drew him behind a pillar, where she spoke to him in low and rapid

tones. The young man, a look of bewilderment on his face, did not

appear to understand. However, he bowed with an air of amiable

obedience.

“It is settled,” whispered Madame Josserand in Valérie’s ear, returning

and seating herself in one of the arm-chairs placed for the members of

the family, behind those of Berthe and Auguste. Monsieur Josserand, the

Vabres, and the Duveyriers were also there.

The organs were now giving forth scales of clear little notes, broken

by big pants. There was quite a crush; the choir was filling up, and

men remained standing in the aisles. The Abbé Mauduit had reserved to

himself the joy of blessing the union of one of his dear penitents.

When he appeared in his surplice, he exchanged a friendly smile with

the congregation, every face there being familiar to him. Some voices

commenced the _Veni Creator_, the organs resumed their song of triumph,

and it was at this moment that Théophile discovered Octave, to the left

of the chancel, standing before the chapel of Saint-Joseph.

His sister Clotilde tried to detain him.

“I cannot,” stammered he; “I will never submit to it.”

And he made Duveyrier follow him, to represent the family. The _Veni

Creator_ continued. A few persons looked round.

Théophile, who had talked of blows, was in such a state of agitation,

when planting himself before Octave, that he was unable at first to say

a word, vexed at being short, and raising himself up on tiptoe.

“Sir,” said he at length, “I saw you yesterday with my wife——”

But the _Veni Creator_ was just coming to an end, and he was quite

scared on hearing the sound of his own voice. Moreover, Duveyrier, very

much annoyed by the incident, tried to make him understand that the

time was badly chosen for an explanation. The ceremony had now begun

before the altar. After addressing an affecting exhortation to the

bride and bridegroom, the priest took the wedding-ring to bless it.

“_Benedic, Domine Deus noster, annulum nuptialem hunc, quem nos in tuo

nomine benedieimus_——”

Then Théophile plucked up courage to repeat his words in a low voice:

“Sir, you were in this church yesterday with my wife.”

Octave, still bewildered by what Madame Josserand had said to him, and

without having thoroughly understood her, related the little story,

however, in an easy sort of way.

“Yes, I did indeed meet Madame Vabre, and we went and looked at the

repairing of the Calvary which my friend Campardon is directing.”

“You admit it,” stammered the husband, again overcome with fury, “you

admit it——”

Duveyrier was obliged to slap him on the shoulder to calm him. The

shrill voice of one of the boy choristers was responding:

“_Amen_.”

“And you no doubt recognize this letter,” continued Théophile, offering

a piece of paper to Octave.

“Come, not here!” said the counselor, thoroughly scandalized. “You are

going out of your mind, my dear fellow.”

Octave unfolded the letter. The emotion had increased amongst the

congregation. There were whisperings, and nudgings of elbows, and

glancing over the tops of prayer-books; no one was now paying the least

attention to the ceremony. The bride and bridegroom alone remained

grave and stiff before the priest. Then Berthe, turning her head,

caught sight of Théophile getting whiter and whiter as he addressed

Octave; and, from that moment, her mind was absent—she kept casting

bright side glances in the direction of the chapel of Saint-Joseph.

Meanwhile, the young man was reading in a low voice:

“My duck, what bliss yesterday! Tuesday next, in the confessional of

the chapel of the Holy Angels.”

The priest, after having obtained from the bridegroom the “yes” of a

serious man who signs nothing without reading it, had turned toward the

bride.

“You promise and swear to be faithful to Monsieur Auguste Vabre in all

things, like a true wife should be to her husband, in accordance with

God’s commandment?”

But Berthe, having seen the letter, and full of the thought of the

blows she was expecting would be given, was not listening, but was

following the scene from beneath her veil. There was an awkward

silence. At length she became aware that they were waiting for her.

“Yes, yes,” she hastily replied, in a happen-what-may manner.

The abbé followed the direction of her glance with surprise; and,

guessing that something unusual was taking place in one of the aisles,

he in turn became singularly absent-minded. The story had now

circulated; every one knew it. The ladies, pale and grave, did not

withdraw their eyes from Octave. The men smiled in a discreetly waggish

way. And, whilst Madame Josserand reassured Madame Duveyrier, with

slight shrugs of her shoulders, Valérie alone seemed to give all her

attention to the wedding, beholding nothing else, as though overcome by

emotion.

“My duck, what bliss yesterday—” Octave read again, affecting intense

surprise.

Then, returning the letter to the husband, he said:

“I do not understand it, sir. The writing is not mine. See for

yourself.”

And taking from his pocket a note-book in which he wrote down his

expenses, like the careful fellow he was, he showed it to Théophile.

“What! not your writing!” stammered the latter. “You are making a fool

of me; it must be your writing.”

The priest had to make the sign of the cross on Berthe’s left hand. His

eyes elsewhere, he mistook the hand and made it on the right one.

“_In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti_.”

“_Amen_,” responded the boy chorister, also raising himself up to see.

In short, the scandal was prevented. Duveyrier proved to poor,

bewildered Théophile that the letter could not have been written by

Monsieur Mouret. It was almost a disappointment for the congregation.

There were sighs, and a few hasty words exchanged. And when every one,

still in a state of excitement, turned again toward the altar, Berthe

and Auguste were man and wife, she without appearing to have been aware

of what was going on, he not having missed a word the priest had

uttered, giving his whole attention to the matter, only disturbed by

his headache, which closed his left eye.

“The dear children!” said Monsieur Josserand, absorbed in mind and his

voice trembling, to Monsieur Vabre, who ever since the commencement of

the ceremony had been busy counting the lighted tapers, always making a

mistake, and beginning his calculations over again.

“Admit nothing,” said Madame Josserand to Valérie, as the family moved

toward the vestry after the mass.

In the vestry the married couple and their witnesses first of all wrote

their signatures. They were kept waiting, however, by Campardon, who

had taken some ladies to inspect the works at the Calvary, at the end

of the choir, behind a wooden hoarding. He at length arrived, and,

apologizing, proceeded to cover the register with a big flourish. The

Abbé Mauduit had wished to honor the two families by handing round the

pen himself, and pointing out with his finger the place where each one

was to sign; and he smiled with his air of amiable, worldly tolerance

in the center of the grave apartment, the woodwork of which retained a

continual odor of incense.

“Well! mademoiselle,” said Campardon to Hortense, “does not all this

make you long to do the same?”

Then he regretted his want of tact. Hortense, who was the elder sister,

bit her lips. She was expecting to have a decisive answer from Verdier

that evening at the ball, for she had been pressing him to choose

between her and his creature. Therefore she replied in an unpleasant

tone of voice:

“I have plenty of time. Whenever I think proper.”

And, turning her back on the architect, she attacked her brother Léon,

who had only just arrived, late as usual.

“You are nice! papa and mamma are very pleased. Not even able to be in

time when one of your sisters is being married! We were expecting you

at least with Madame Dambreville.”

“Madame Dambreville does what she pleases,” said the young man curtly,

“and I do what I can.”

A coolness had arisen between them. Léon considered that she was

keeping him too long for her own use, and was weary of a connection the

burden of which he had accepted in the sole hope of its leading to some

grand marriage; and for a fortnight past he had been requesting her to

keep her promises. Madame Dambreville, carried away by a passion of

love, had even complained to Madame Josserand of what she termed her

son’s crotchets.

“Yet a marriage is so soon settled!” said Madame Dambreville, without

thinking of her words, and bestowing on him an imploring look to soften

him.

“Not always!” retorted he, harshly.

And he went and kissed Berthe, then shook his new brother-inlaw’s hand,

whilst Madame Dambreville turned pale with anguish, drawing herself up

in her costume of the color of dead leaves, and smiling vaguely toward

the persons who entered.

It was the procession of friends, of simple acquaintances, of all the

guests gathered together in the church, which now passed through the

vestry. The newly married couple, standing up, were continually

distributing hand-shakes, and invariably with the same embarrassed and

delighted air. The Josserands and the Duveyriers were not always able

to go through the introductions. At times they looked at each other in

surprise, for Bachelard had brought persons whom nobody knew, and who

talked too loud. Little by little everything gave way to confusion;

there was quite a crush, hands were held out over the heads, young

girls squeezed between pot-bellied gentlemen, left pieces of their

white skirts on the legs of these fathers, these brothers, these

uncles, still sweating with some vice, enfranchised in a quiet

neighborhood. Away from the crowd, Gueulin and Trublot were relating to

Octave how Clarisse had almost been caught by Duveyrier the night

before, and had now resigned herself to smothering him with caresses,

so as to shut his eyes.

“Hallo!” murmured Gueulin, “he is kissing the bride; it must smell

nice.”

Valérie, who kept Madame Juzeur near her to help her to keep her

countenance, listened with emotion to the conciliatory words which the

Abbé Mauduit also considered it his duty to address to her. Then, as

they were at length leaving the church, she paused before the two

fathers, to allow Berthe to pass on her husband’s arm.

“You ought to be satisfied,” said she to Monsieur Josserand, wishing to

show how free her mind was. “I congratulate you.”

“Yes, yes,” declared Monsieur Vabre in his clammy voice, “it is a very

great responsibility the less.”

And, whilst Trublot and Gueulin rushed about seeing all the ladies to

the carriages, Madame Josserand, whose shawl attracted quite a crowd,

obstinately insisted on remaining the last on the pavement, publicly to

display her maternal triumph.

The repast that evening at the Hôtel du Louvre was likewise marred by

Théophile’s unlucky affair. The latter was quite a plague, it had been

the topic of conversation all the afternoon in the carriages during the

drive in the Bois de Boulogne; and the ladies always came to this

conclusion, that the husband ought at least to have waited until the

morrow before finding the letter. None but the most intimate friends of

both families sat down to table. The only lively episode was a speech

from uncle Bachelard, whom the Josserands could not very well avoid

inviting, in spite of their terror. He was drunk, indeed, as early as

the roast: he raised his glass, and commenced with these words: “I am

happy in the joy I feel,” which he kept repeating, unable to say

anything further. The other guests smiled complacently. Auguste and

Berthe, already worn out, looked at each other every now and then, with

an air of surprise at seeing themselves opposite one another; and, when

they remembered how this was, they gazed in their plates in a confused

way.

Nearly two hundred invitations had been issued for the ball. The guests

began to arrive as early as half-past nine. Three chandeliers lit up

the large red drawing-room, in which only some seats along the wall had

been left, whilst at one end, in front of the fireplace, the little

orchestra was installed; moreover, a bar had been placed at the

farthest end of an adjoining room, and the two families also had a

small apartment into which they could retire.

As Madame Duveyrier and Madame Josserand were receiving the first

arrivals, that poor Théophile, who had been watched ever since the

morning, was guilty of a most regrettable piece of brutality. Campardon

was asking Valérie to grant him the first waltz. She laughed, and the

husband took it as a provocation.

“You laugh! you laugh!” stammered he. “Tell me who the letter is from?

it must be from somebody, that letter must.”

He had taken the entire afternoon to disengage that one idea from the

confusion into which Octave’s answers had plunged him. Now, he stuck to

it: if it was not Monsieur Mouret, it was then some one else, and he

demanded a name. As Valerie was walking off without answering him, he

seized hold of her arm and twisted it spitefully, with the rage of an

exasperated child, repeating the while:

“I’ll break it. Tell me, who is the letter from?”

The young woman, frightened, and stifling a cry of pain, had become

quite white. Campardon felt her abandoning herself against his

shoulder, succumbing to one of those nervous attacks which would shake

her for hours together. He had scarcely time to lead her into the

apartment reserved for the two families, where he laid her on a sofa.

Some ladies had followed him—Madame Juzeur, Madame Dambreville—who

unlaced her, whilst he discreetly retired.

“Sir, I beg your pardon,” said Théophile, going up to Octave, whose

eyes he had encountered when twisting his wife’s arm. “Every one in my

place would have suspected you; is it not so? But I wish to shake hands

with you, to prove to you that I admit myself to have been in the

wrong.”

He shook hands with him, and led him one side, tortured by a necessity

to unbosom himself, to find a confidant for the outpourings of his

heart.

“Ah! sir, if I were to tell you——”

And he talked for a long while of his wife. When a young girl, she was

delicate, it was said jokingly that marriage would set her right. She

had not sufficient air in her parents’ shop, where, every evening for

three months, she had appeared to him very nice, obedient, of a rather

sad disposition, but charming.

“Well! sir, marriage did not set her right—far from it. After a few

weeks she became terrible; we could no longer agree together. There

were quarrels about nothing at all. Changes of temper at every

minute—laughing, crying, without my knowing why. And absurd sentiments,

ideas that would knock a person down, a perpetual mania for making

people wild. In short, sir, my home has become a hell.”

“It is very remarkable,” murmured Octave, who felt a necessity for

saying something.

Then, the husband, ghastly pale, and drawing himself up on his short

legs, to override the ridiculous, came to what he called the wretched

woman’s bad behavior. Twice he had suspected her; but he was too

honorable; he could not retain such an idea in his head. This time,

though, he was obliged to yield to evidence. It was not possible to

doubt, was it? And, with his trembling fingers, he felt the pocket of

his waistcoat which contained the letter.

“If she did it for money, I might understand it,” added he. “But they

never gave her any; I am sure of that; I should know it. Then, tell me

what it can be that she has in her skin? I am very nice myself; she has

everything at home. I cannot understand it. If you can understand it,

sir, explain it to me, I beg of you.”

“It is very curious, very curious,” repeated Octave, embarrassed by all

these disclosures, and trying to make his escape.

But the husband, in a state of fever, and tormented by a want of

certitude, would not let him go. At this moment, Madame Juzeur,

reappearing, went and whispered a word to Madame Josserand, who was

greeting the arrival of a big jeweler of the Palais-Royal with a grand

curtesy; and she, quite upset, hastened to follow her.

“I think that your wife has a very violent attack,” observed Octave to

Théophile.

“Never mind her!” replied the latter in a fury, vexed at not being ill,

so as to be coddled up also; “she is only to pleased to have an attack!

It always puts every one on her side. My health is no better than hers,

yet I have never deceived her!”

Madame Josserand did not return. The rumor circulated among the

intimate friends that Valérie was struggling in frightful convulsions.

There should have been men present to hold her down; but, as they had

been obliged to half undress her, they declined Trublot’s and Gueulin’s

offers of assistance.

“Doctor Juillerat! where is Doctor Juillerat?” asked Madame Josserand,

rushing back into the room.

The doctor had been invited, but no one had as yet seen him. Then she

no longer strove to hide the slumbering rage which had been collecting

within her since the morning. She spoke out before Octave and

Campardon, without mincing her words.

“I am beginning to have enough of it. It is not very pleasant for my

daughter, all this cuckoldom paraded before us!”

She looked about for Hortense, and at length caught sight of her

talking to a gentleman, of whom she could only see the back, but whom

she recognized by its breadth. It was Verdier. This increased her

ill-humor. She sharply called the young girl to her, and, lowering her

voice, told her that she would do better to remain at her mother’s

disposal on such a day as that. Hortense did not listen to the

reprimand. She was triumphant; Verdier had just fixed their marriage at

two months from then, in June.

“Shut up!” said the mother.

“I assure you, mamma. He already sleeps out three nights a week so as

to accustom the other to it, and in a fortnight he will stop away

altogether. Then it will be all over, and I shall have him.”

“Shut up! I have already had more than enough of your romance! You will

just oblige me by waiting near the door for Doctor Juillerat, and by

sending him to me the moment he arrives. And, above all, not a word of

all this to your sister!”

She returned to the adjoining room, leaving Hortense muttering that,

thank goodness! she required no one’s approbation, and that they would

all be nicely caught one day, when they saw her make a better marriage

than the others. Yet, she went to the door, and watched for the

doctor’s arrival.

The orchestra was now playing a waltz. Berthe was dancing with one of

her husband’s young cousins, so as to dispose of the relations in turn.

All the guests had an air of amusing themselves immensely, and

expatiated before them on the liveliness of the ball. It was, according

to Campardon, a liveliness of a good standard.

The architect, with an effusion of gallantry, concerned himself a great

deal about Valérie’s condition, without, however, missing a dance. He

had the idea to send his daughter Angèle for news in his name. The

child, whose fourteen years had been burning with curiosity since the

morning around the lady that every one was talking about, was delighted

at being able to penetrate into the little room. And, as she did not

return, the architect was obliged to take the liberty of slightly

opening the door and thrusting his head in. He beheld his daughter

standing up beside the sofa, deeply absorbed by the sight of Valérie,

whose bosom, shaken by spasms, had escaped from the unhooked bodice.

Protestations arose, the ladies called to him not to come in; and he

withdrew, assuring them that he merely wished to know how she was

getting on.

“She is no better, she is no better,” said he, in a melancholy way to

the persons who happened to be near the door. “There are four of them

holding her. How strong a woman must be, to be able to bound about like

that without hurting herself!”

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But Doctor Juillerat quickly crossed the ball-room, accompanied by

Hortense, who was explaining matters to him. Madame Duveyrier followed

them. Some persons showed their surprise, more rumors circulated.

Scarcely had the doctor disappeared than Madame Josserand left the

little room with Madame Dambreville. Her rage was increasing; she had

just emptied two water bottles over Valerie’s head; never before had

she seen a woman as nervous as that. Then she had decided to make the

round of the ball-room, so as to stop all remarks by her presence.

Only, she walked with such a terrible step, she distributed such sour

smiles, that every one behind her was let into the secret.

Madame Dambreville did not leave her. Ever since the morning she had

been speaking to her of Léon, making vague complaints, trying to bring

her to speak to her son, so as to patch up their connection. She drew

her attention to him, as he was conducting a tall, scraggy girl back to

her place, and to whom he made a show of being very assiduous.

“He abandons us,” said she, with a slight laugh, trembling with

suppressed tears. “Scold him now, for not so much as looking at us.”

“Léon!” called Madame Josserand.

When he came to her, she added roughly, not being in the temper to

choose her words:

“Why are you angry with madame? She bears you no ill-will. Make it up

with her. It does no good to be ill-tempered.”

And she left them embarrassed before each other. Madame Dambreville

took Léon’s arm, and they went and conversed in the recess of a window;

then they tenderly left the ball-room together. She had sworn to

arrange his marriage in the autumn.

Madame Josserand, who continued to distribute smiles, was overcome by

emotion when she found herself before Berthe, who was out of breath at

having danced so much, and looked quite rosy in her white dress, which

was becoming rumpled. She clasped her in her arms, and almost fainted

away at a vague association of ideas, recalling, no doubt, the other

one, whose face was so frightfully convulsed:

“My poor darling, my poor darling!” murmured she, giving her two big

kisses.

Then Berthe calmly asked:

“How is she?”

At this, Madame Josserand at once became very sour again. What! Berthe

knew it! Why of course she knew it, every one knew it. Her husband

alone, whom she pointed out conducting an old lady to the refreshment

bar, was still ignorant of the story. She even intended to get some one

to tell him everything, for it made him appear too stupid to be always

behind every one else, and never to know anything.

“And I, who have been slaving to hide the catastrophe” said Madame

Josserand, beside herself. “Ah, well! I shall not put myself out any

more, it must be put a stop to. I will not tolerate their making you

ridiculous.”

Every one did indeed know it. Only, so as not to cast a gloom over the

ball, it was not talked about.

“She is better,” Campardon, who had taken another peep, hastened to

say. “One can go in.”

A few male friends ventured to enter. Valerie was still lying down,

only the attack was passing off; and, out of decency, they had covered

her bosom with a napkin, found lying on a sideboard. Madame Juzeur and

Madame Duveyrier were standing before the window listening to Doctor

Juillerat, who was explaining that the attacks sometimes yielded to hot

water applications to the neck.

But the invalid, having seen Octave enter with Campardon, called him to

her by a sign, and spoke a few incoherent words to him in a final

hallucination. He had to sit down beside her, at the doctor’s express

order, who was desirous above all not to thwart her; and thus the young

man listened to her disclosures, he who, during the evening, had

already heard the husband’s. She trembled with fright, she took him for

her lover, and implored him to hide her. Then she recognized him, and

burst into tears, thanking him for his lie of the morning during mass.

Octave thought of that other attack, of which he had wished to take

advantage, with the greedy desire of a school-boy. Now, he was her

friend, and she would tell him everything, perhaps it would be better.

At this moment, Théophile, who had continued to wander up and down

before the door, wished to enter. Other men were there, so he could

very well be there himself. But his appearance created a regular panic.

On hearing his voice, Valérie was again seized with a fit of trembling,

every one thought she was about to have another attack. He, imploring,

and struggling amongst the ladies, whose arms thrust him back, kept

obstinately repeating:

“I only ask her for the name. Let her tell me the name.”

Then, Madame Josserand, arriving, gave vent to her wrath. She drew

Théophile into the little room, to hide the scandal; and said to him

furiously:

“Look here! will you shut up? Ever since this morning you have been

badgering us with your stupidities. You have no tact, sir; yes, you

have absolutely no tact at all! One should not harp on such things on a

wedding day.”

“Excuse me, madame,” murmured he, “this is my business, and does not

concern you!”

“What! it does not concern me? but I form part of your family now, sir,

and do you think your affair amuses me on account of my daughter? Ah!

you have given her a pretty wedding! Not another word, sir, you are

deficient in tact!”

This cry closed his mouth. He was so scared, so feeble looking, with

his slender limbs, and his face like a girl’s, that the ladies smiled

slightly. When one had not the facilities for making a woman happy, one

ought not to marry. Hortense weighed him with a disdainful glance;

little Angèle, whom they had forgotten, hovered round him, with her sly

air, as though she had been looking for something; and he drew back

embarrassed, and blushed when he saw them all, so big and plump,

hemming him in with their sturdy hips. But they felt the necessity of

patching up the matter. Valérie had started off sobbing again, whilst

the doctor continued to bathe her temples. Then they understood one

another with a glance, a common feeling of defense drew them together.

They puzzled their brains, trying to explain the letter to the husband.

“Pooh!” murmured Trublot, who had just rejoined Octave, “it is easy

enough; they have only to say the letter was addressed to the servant.”

Madame Josserand heard him. She turned round and looked at him with a

glance full of admiration. Then, turning toward Théophile:

“Does an innocent woman lower herself to give explanations, when

accused with such brutality? Still, I may speak. The letter was dropped

by Françoise, that maid whom your wife had to pack off on account of

her bad conduct. There, are you satisfied? do you not blush with

shame?”

At first the husband shrugged his shoulders. But the ladies all

remained serious, answering his objections with very strong reasoning.

He was shaken, when, to complete his discomfiture, Madame Duveyrier got

angry, telling him that his conduct had been abominable, and that she

disowned him. Then, vanquished, and feeling a longing to be kissed, he

threw his arms round Valérie’s neck, and begged her pardon. It was most

touching. Even Madame Josserand was deeply affected.

“It is always best to come to an understanding,” said she, with relief.

“The day will not end so badly, after all.”

When they had dressed Valérie again, and she appeared in the ball-room

on Theophile’s arm, the joy seemed to be redoubled. It was close upon

three o’clock, the guests were beginning to leave; but the orchestra

continued to get through the quadrilles with great gusto. Some of the

men smiled behind the backs of the reconciled couple. A medical remark

of Campardon’s, respecting that poor Théophile, quite delighted Madame

Juzeur. The young girls hastened to stare at Valérie; then they put on

their stupid looks before their mothers’ scandalized glances. Berthe,

who was at length dancing with her husband, must have whispered a word

or two in his ear; for Auguste, made aware of what had been taking

place, turned his head round, and, without getting out of step, looked

at his brother Théophile with the surprise and the superiority of a man

to whom such things cannot happen. There was a final galop, the guests

were getting more free in the stifling heat and the reddish light of

the candles, the vacillating flames of which caused the pendants of the

chandeliers to sparkle.

“You are very intimate with her?” asked Madame Hédouin, as she whirled

round on Octave’s arm, having accepted his invitation to dance.

The young man fancied he felt a slight quiver in her frame, so erect

and so calm.

“Not at all,” said he. “They mixed me up in the matter, which annoys me

immensely. The poor devil swallowed everything.”

“It is very wrong,” declared she, in her grave voice.

No doubt Octave was mistaken. When he withdrew his arm from her waist,

Madame Hédouin was not even panting, her eyes were clear, and her hair

not the least disarranged. But a scandal upset the end of the ball.

Uncle Bachelard, who had finished himself off at the refreshment bar,

ventured on a lively idea. He had suddenly been seen dancing, a most

indecent step before Gueulin. Some napkins rolled round and stuffed in

front of his buttoned-up coat, gave him the bosom of a wet-nurse, and

two big oranges placed on the napkins, behind the lapels, displayed

their roundness, in the sanguineous redness of an excoriated skin. This

time every one protested: though one may earn heaps of money, yet there

are limits which a man who respects himself should never go beyond,

especially before young persons. Monsieur Josserand, ashamed and in

despair, drew his brother-in-law away. Duveyrier displayed the greatest

disgust.

At four o’clock the newly married couple returned to the Rue de

Choiseul. They brought Théophile and Valérie back in their carriage. As

they went up to the second floor, where an apartment had been prepared

for them, they came across Octave, who was also retiring to rest. The

young man wished to draw politely on one side, but Berthe made a

similar movement, and they knocked up against each other.

“Oh! excuse me, mademoiselle,” said he.

The word “mademoiselle” amused them immensely. She looked at him, and

he recalled the first glance exchanged between them on that same

staircase, a glance of gayety and daring, the charming welcome of which

he again beheld. They understood each other perhaps; she blushed,

whilst he went up alone to his room, in the midst of the death-like

peacefulness of the upper floors.

Auguste, with his left eye closed up, half mad with the headache which

had been clinging to him since the morning, was already in the

apartment, where the other members of the family were arriving. Then,

at the moment of quitting Berthe, Valérie yielded to a sudden fit of

emotion, and pressing her in her arms, and completing the rumpling of

her white dress, she kissed her, saying, in a low voice:

“Ah! my dear, I wish you better luck than I have had!”

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