WHEREIN UNCLE HENRY SPEAKS HIS MIND--AS USUAL
It was high noon, two days later. Gilbert again had been about the ranch
looking things over. He had his dreamy moments, but he was far too
practical to let the poet in him rule his life. One sensed, by the most
cursory glance, that here was a type of virile young American who could not
only dream, but make his dreams come true. No idler he! And he had no use
for idlers. He had dared to come to this far country, establish himself on
a ranch, and seek to win out in the face of overwhelming odds.
How many other young men had staked all on a single game--and lost. That
was one of the finest qualities of the Americans who migrated to this vast
section of the country. They were always good losers, as well as modest
winners. The land was rich in possibilities, as Sturgis had told Pell; and
though the hot season lasted interminably and caused one's spirits, as well
as one's hopes, to droop, there were enchanting spring days and bright,
colorful, dwindling autumns when the air was keen and clear, and life was a
song with youth for its eternal theme.
Men with families bore the hardest burdens in their early struggle for
success. Gilbert, being single, had less to worry about than many another;
but his Uncle Henry was a handicap. For Uncle Henry used his invalid's
chair much as a king might use his throne--a vantage place from which to
hurl his tyrannous speeches. And there was no come-back. Uncle Henry had
reigned too long to be fearful of any retort from any mere subject who
walked about on two firm legs. For ten years he had held court, moving his
little throne about with sudden jerks. When things did not go entirely his
way, he could always withdraw--expertly, swiftly, cleverly. Doorsills were
nothing to him. He skimmed them dexterously, as a regiment might storm a
hill. Fortunately, he suffered no pain, though sometimes, in a frenzy, he
affected a twinge in his body, and caused a helpless look to sweep over his
countenance. As a rule, this trick worked beautifully; for who could be
cruel to an invalid in pain? Being a bachelor, and having no relative
closer than Gilbert, the latter took him under his roof. He really liked
the old boy, despite his querulousness.
To-day, Uncle Henry was in one of his temperamental moods. Gilbert, sitting
calmly at the little table, writing, in the low main room of the adobe,
could hear the chair whirling about, each wheel vocal, and revealing the
state of mind of the occupant.
"Gosh! ain't it hot!" finally came from Uncle Henry, his voice a drawl.
Gilbert said nothing. There was nothing to say. Of course it was hot; and
he knew Uncle Henry could be depended upon to continue any conversation
once begun. Sure enough, it wasn't the weather at all that he was deeply
interested in, but the forthcoming midday meal. "Say, ain't we never goin'
to eat? I'm as hungry as a bear."
"Dinner ought to be ready now," Gilbert answered patiently, never looking
up from his paper.
Uncle Henry was not satisfied. "Then why ain't it," he rasped, giving his
chair a twist, "I ain't had nothin' but a rotten cup of coffee since five
o'clock this mornin'."
His nephew rose, and went over to the mantel-piece. How often he had heard
just that remark! He didn't bother to reply to it. Instead, he merely
silenced his uncle with a gesture. Uncle Henry didn't like being silenced.
He looked around, as peevish as a spoiled child, and picked at the cloth
that rested on his knees. Then he switched his chair within reach of the
table, and snatched up a newspaper, much as a boy might grab the brass ring
at a merry-go-round. He would read, if he couldn't make his nephew talk;
and he buried himself in the printed page. Gilbert, having lighted his
pipe, went back to his writing. "Well, what do you know about that!"
exclaimed Uncle Henry, his face aglow.
"About what, Uncle?"
"Why, Ezry Pringle's dead."
"Who's Ezry Pringle?" Gilbert asked, feigning an interest he did not feel.
"A friend o' mine. Only seventy years old, too. He was right in the prime
of life."
Gilbert smiled. "What's that paper you're reading?"
"The _Bangor Daily Commercial_, printed at Bangor, Maine. An' that's the
only decent town in the whole gol darn world. Wisht I was there now!" He
glanced at the alcove that led to another room, as if conscious that Morgan
Pell might have heard him. He wanted to say something more to Gilbert, but
something told him he had better keep silent. Instead, he read an item from
the paper aloud to him. "Listen to this, Gilbert," he said: "'The Elite
Fish Market has just received five barrels of soft clams from Eastport. Get
there early, feller citizens! They won't last long.' Think o' that,
Gilbert? Clams!" He smacked his lips, and even forgot how warm it was.
"Clams! An' I ain't even seen one in five long years! Not even a clam!" He
turned his chair suddenly, and looked out of the open door, where the
country meandered away. "This is a hell of a hole! Why did we ever come
down here?" he whined. He swung about again, and faced his nephew. "Say,
Gil, do they have clams in France?"
"No; only mussels. Good ones, too."
Uncle Henry looked amazed. "They eat mussels?" he cried.
Gilbert looked up, smiled, and nodded.
"An' I hear they eat frogs, an' hosses, an' cheese with worms in it, too.
Say," the old man wanted to know, "what don't they eat over there?... An'
speakin' of eatin', ain't we never goin' to have no dinner?"
"I think it'll be ready soon, Uncle. Do be patient. I want to write."
Uncle Henry settled back in his chair, and for a brief interval became
absorbed in his newspaper. But not for long could he remain silent.
"Where's that Mr. Pell?" he asked.
"Inside, I think, lying down," Gilbert replied, nodding toward the alcove,
his pen rushing across the page.
Uncle Henry made a grimace. "He makes me sick, that feller."
"Oh, cut that out, Uncle," Gilbert implored; but there was a little note of
irritation in his voice. "That's no way to talk of a guest under our roof."
"I won't neither cut nothin' out! An' you make me sick too, you gol darn
fool!"
"For the love of Mike, quit your babbling! Sssh!"
"Don't you shush me, gol darn it!" cried Uncle Henry, crumpling the
newspaper in his hand and throwing it on the floor. The heat was affecting
him. "I've kep' still long enough, an'--"
"Oh, have you?" Gilbert smiled.
"--an' I'm goin' to find out what's what!" Uncle Henry went on, as though
he had not been interrupted.
"You act as though I were to blame for what's happened," his nephew said.
He saw it would do no good to lose his temper.
"Well, ain't you? Why did you want to go to war in the first place? Why,
why?" He pounded the arm of his chair. "That's what started it."
"Well, somebody had to go," Gilbert answered, smiling. "If some of us
hadn't taken things in our hands, I don't know what would have become of
Democracy!"
Uncle Henry pondered a moment. "Mebbe so. But you didn't have to go."
Gilbert had risen to get a match, and his uncle's eye followed him to the
mantel-piece. He spoke to the back of his head. "You could have claimed
exemption if you'd wanted to, an' you know it."
"Exemption?" Gilbert repeated the word, a little angry at its utterance.
This wasn't like Uncle Henry who, with all his peculiarities, had always
been a patriot.
"Absolutely! You were the sole support of an invalid uncle." He waited for
the truth of this remark to sink in; but Gilbert said nothing. "And on top
of that," Uncle Henry went on, rapidly, when his nephew did not speak,
"you were engaged in an essential industry--if you can call these rotten
steaks you feed us on essential. The bones is softer than the meat." He
gave a curious little laugh, thin and high.
Gilbert went back to the table, leaned over, and put one hand
affectionately on the old man's shoulder. "Now, Uncle," he said, kindly,
"what's the use of going over all this again? You know how I dislike it."
He sat down and began to write again. But Uncle Henry had not finished--he
had just started.
"What's the _use_?" he wheezed. "There's lots of use. Here you go an'
persuade me to sell the old home and buy this rotten ranch 'way down here
in this God-forsaken country. An' just when I, like a darned old fool, take
an' do it, along comes the war an' you enlist and leave me here with
nothin' but a lot of rotten cows!"
"But I left the foreman and the cook," Gilbert reminded him.
A look of scorn came over Uncle Henry's face, "Yes, 'Red' Giddings--playin'
the harmonicky until I go almost crazy! An' a Mexican cook that can't cook
nothin' but firecrackers! An' not even them when you want 'em!" He waited
for this crowning touch to sink in. Infuriated by Gilbert's indifference,
he swung around again in his chair. "Say, ain't we _never_ goin' to have no
dinner? I'm hungry!"
"I'm sorry," was all Gilbert said.
Uncle Henry almost resorted to tears--they were in his voice, at any rate.
"First you rob me an' then you starve me!" he all but screamed. "An' the
best you got to say is you're sorry!"
Jones never looked up, as he continued to write. "I did the best I could,
Uncle. You know that, of course."
A remark like that always exasperates the hearer. "If that's yer best, I'd
hate to see what yer worst is like," the other flamed. "An' now we're
broke, an' they're goin' to foreclose to-day!" he added. "By golly, mebbe
they've foreclosed already!"
"No, not till eight o'clock," Gilbert's passionless manner was maddening.
"Eight o'clock to-night?" his uncle cried, and leaned so far out of his
chair that he was in danger of falling to the floor.
"Yes," Gilbert said, calmly.
"You're crazy! Don't you know yet that courts don't stay open at night?" He
swung about in his frenzy and disgust.
"This court does. Somebody told the judge where he could get a bottle of
liquor for eighteen dollars," Gilbert added, and smiled.
"So if we don't get ten thousand dollars there by eight o'clock to-night,
we're set out on the bricks without no more home than a prairie dog--not as
much!" almost screamed Uncle Henry. "An' yet you say why talk about it?"
"But it isn't getting us anywhere--just to sit around and complain," his
nephew tried to pacify him, rising, and starting toward him again; but
Uncle Henry didn't want to be so near him, knowing what he was going to say
next. Therefore he switched adroitly to the door, and let out, "No, it
ain't gettin' us anywhere; but it would if you'd marry Angela Hardy, like I
want you to!" He was a little frightened now that he had uttered the words,
and he looked anxiously at Gilbert to see their effect. The latter remained
as calm as ever. "But I don't love her," was all he said.
Uncle Henry was exasperated now. "What's that got to do with it?" he
yelled. "Her father's rich, an' not even he, mean as he is, would foreclose
on his own son-in-law. Mebbe he'd even lend you somethin' besides," he
added, slyly. He had great faith in these neighbors down the valley.
"I can't do it," Gilbert stated, as if he were discussing going to the
nearest town.
"Won't, you mean."
"No. I mean can't--just what I said. It wouldn't be fair to her. I can't
pretend to love her when I don't."
"You don't have to," his uncle urged. "She's so crazy about you, she'd
marry you anyway." Triumphant knowledge was in his tone.
"What makes you think so?" Gilbert asked, coming close to the old man.
"She told me she would." He got it out bravely.
Young Jones was nearly bowled over. "She told you!" he repeated; and as he
said it, passion for the first time came into his voice. There was the
sound of hoof beats down the road. But neither of them paid any attention.
"Absolutely," the old man affirmed.
"Absolutely?"
"Absogoshdarnlutely!" Uncle Henry relieved the tension by saying.
Gilbert came over and peered into his uncle's face. "You don't mean you
spoke to her about it?" he said.
"Why not?" rather impudently. "Somebody had to do it." And he chuckled. "I
know what would become of Hypocricy if a few of you youngsters would be as
brave as us old boys!"
"Good Lord!" was all young Jones could say, and he put his hand to his
head.
"John Alden spoke for Miles Standish, an' they wasn't even related," Uncle
Henry tried to placate the other.
The horse on the road, unknown to the men, had reached the adobe. Lucia
Pell, radiant as a prairie flower, appeared at the door. She wore a
riding-habit that fit her to perfection, and her hair, tumbled a bit by the
soft breeze, fell around her face in a cascade of golden loveliness. Her
eyes sparkled. She was the picture of glorious health and youth--a woman
born for love and loving. She brought fragrance into the room.
"Hello, Gil!" she said, beating her riding-crop on her boot, and smiling
that entrancing smile of hers. She was glad to see her handsome host again
after her brisk ride.
"Good morning, Lucia," Gilbert said, hardly daring to look at her.
Uncle Henry didn't mean to be overlooked. "Good afternoon, Mrs. Pell," he
said, meaningly.
"Why, it _is_ afternoon, isn't it?" she laughed.
"It's darn near night," Uncle Henry rasped.
"And I'm simply famished. Who wouldn't be, after such a glorious ride!"
Lucia said.
"The cook's getting dinner now. Have a good canter, you say?" young Jones
inquired.
"I missed you," Lucia answered, unashamed.
Uncle Henry looked disgusted.
"I'm sorry, I had a lot of things to attend to. I'm glad you're back, for I
was beginning to be worried about you, Lucia. Bandits! They're around
again."
Lucia didn't take him seriously. She hardly remembered that they were so
close to the border of Mexico. "Bandits?" she scoffed. "Oh, but they just
steal cows and things, don't they?"
"Worse than that." Gilbert was serious, and gave her an appraising glance.
"Human life means little in Mexico. They even kill their prisoners in cold
blood."
But still Lucia was not alarmed. "If that's true," she smiled, "I won't go
without you, if you wish it that way." She looked knowingly at him.
"It isn't what I wish," Jones answered. "Nothing is what I wish."
"Well," Uncle Henry put in, "you're going to get your wish all right." As
he spoke, Morgan Pell came through the alcove from his room, and the old
invalid steered his chair so that he faced him. Pell looked anything but
engaging to-day. There was something about him that repelled--people could
never say what it was; but one sensed a latent cruelty in the man. His eyes
were shifty, and there were little lines about his mouth that spoke of his
days of dissipation. It was hard to associate him with the flower-like
Lucia. Here were a man and woman never meant for each other--that was
evident immediately; yet he had that old power that seemed to hypnotize
her. And she was not the only woman who had fallen beneath his spell. But
now, apparently, he did not see her.
"Good afternoon, Mr. Pell," said old Smith to the newcomer.
"How are you?" the latter answered, with no show of interest.
"Have a good nap?" Gilbert inquired; but he really didn't care at all.
Pell, however, took his question seriously.
"Couldn't sleep a wink," he said. "This cursed heat, you know. Glad I don't
have to live in this part of the world all the time."
Uncle Henry leaned forward in his chair, and his eyes followed Pell
expectantly as the latter moved across the low room, a small satchel in
his hands. "You ain't leaving, are you?" he asked.
"No," was the laconic reply.
"I was afraid you wasn't," ventured Uncle Henry; and there was an awkward
pause. Then, "It's pretty hot," the invalid remarked, delighted that no one
had called him to account for his obvious insult. He knew he had all the
advantage of a weak woman. His little throne was immune from attack.
"It's always pretty hot till night--then it's pretty cold," Pell said.
"What've you got that bag for?" Uncle Henry pursued. No one was ever more
frankly curious than Uncle Henry.
"Company, my dear sir," Pell quickly retorted, not a little annoyed at the
question; and he glared at the old man. He had had two days of him, and was
getting used to him. Lucia, who had remained silent by the door, saw the
cloud on her husband's face, and gave a little, startled "Oh!" It was
hardly more than a whisper, but Pell was swift to catch it. He turned on
her, and took in her radiant figure.
"So there you are!" he half sneered. "Been riding?"
"Yes; just a little canter."
"Alone?" Pell followed up.
"Yes; why?"
"Oh, nothing--nothing at all." There was a nasal tone in his voice
always--a twang that grated on sensitive ears. He turned on Gilbert. "How
about dinner?" he asked, almost as though the young fellow were a hotel
clerk.
"It isn't ready yet," Jones answered. He disliked the other's tone. After
all, he was a guest in his, Gilbert's, house. He hoped their wretched
business would soon be settled, and Pell return to New York. He had had his
fill of him.
Pell, seemingly oblivious of the bad impression he had made, started toward
the door. He had not put the bag down. "Well, call me when dinner _is_
ready, will you? I won't be far away."
"Where are you going?" Lucia ventured.
"Out," was Pell's curt reply; and he almost knocked Uncle Henry's chair
aside as he hurried into the yard.
There was an awkward silence at his departure. Everyone felt a little
ashamed for him; but Gilbert was determined that Lucia should not read his
thoughts. So he said, nonchalantly, "Well, Lucia, how did the pony
behave?" just as though Pell had never been in the room.
"Splendidly!" the young wife replied, glad that the atmosphere was cleared
once more. "Oh, Gil, it's wonderful here--nothing but sky and the golden
desert! What a miracle place!"
"You like it here?" Jones asked, knowing that she did. She had told him so
every hour of her visit.
Lucia gave him a rapt look. "Like it, Gil? Um! I love it!" She clasped her
hands to her breast; and Jones thought she had never looked lovelier, more
desirable. How pink her cheeks were! Yet underneath her beauty there was a
wistful sadness. Anyone could see that she was not happy.
"You really love it?" Uncle Henry asked, as though he could not believe he
had heard what she said.
Lucia had forgotten his presence for a moment. Now she turned to him and
smiled. "Of course. Don't you?"
"It makes me sick!" was the unexpected reply.
Lucia was horrified; and she looked from Smith to Gilbert in utter
confusion. "Why, it's beautiful!" she exclaimed.
"Beautiful!" Uncle Henry went on, repeating the word in derision. "What's
beautiful about it? That's what I'd like to know."
"The desert," Lucia answered.
"A lot of gol darn sand!" the invalid whined.
"The sky, then!" Lucia affirmed.
But Uncle Henry merely repeated "The sky!" in whole-hearted disgust.
Lucia refused to be downed. "But think of the glorious colors--blue and
gold and purple!"
"And no grass nor nothin'," the invalid retorted. "Not even a place to go
fishin'. And you call it beau--Say, was you ever in Bangor?"
Gilbert roared with laughter; but Lucia took the old boy seriously.
"Bangor?" she repeated, wonderingly.
"Yes. Bangor, Maine. Now there's a place as is beau--Take the town hall,
for instance. And the Soldiers' Monument. And the cemetery. They got the
swellest cemetery in Bangor you ever--." Gilbert was almost doubling up
with laughter; but Uncle Henry went right on: "As for this gol darn place,
I wish it was in--An' it wouldn't have fur to go, neither!" he added,
emphatically, smiling at his own humor. "I wisht I was back in Maine!
There's where I was always so happy!"
By this time Lucia was smiling too. She went over and shook her finger
gently in the invalid's face. "You're cross just because you're hungry!"
"I ain't neither!" Smith replied, like a little boy.
"Yes, you are!" Lucia kept on.
"I ain't!"
"Uh, uh!" she teased him, as though she were playing with a baby.
Smith grew peevish. "Gol darn it, I tell you I ain't!" And he gave his
chair a rapid twirl.
"Boo!" came from Lucia softly. She laughed, and ran up the tiny stone
stairs that led to her room.
"Boo, yourself!" called out Uncle Henry, determined to have the last word,
as Lucia disappeared. Then he turned querulously on his nephew, as soon as
he was certain she was out of hearing. "Why did you ever invite 'em to stay
here in the first place?" he wanted to know. The sound of "Red's" harmonica
was heard outside.
"Because there was no decent hotel anywhere near. I couldn't do less than
offer them what little hospitality I had, could I, when Sturgis suggested
it?"
But his uncle didn't agree with him at all. "You could have done a whole
lot less," he decided. "You could have invited 'em to keep on going. Comin'
here at a time like this, and not only eatin' us out of house and home, but
drinkin' up the last bottle of liquor in the world!" This seemed to him the
culminating tragedy. When his nephew said nothing at all, he asked,
petulantly, "Well, what are you going to do? That's what I want to know."
"What can I do?"
"Do you mean to say you're going to set here and get throwed out into the
street and not even try to do something?"
Gilbert merely shrugged his shoulders.
"Well, of all the--" his Uncle Henry went on. "It's a darn good thing for
you that I'm an invalid! That's all I got to say!" He wheeled about, and
aimed at the door that led to the open air. At that instant "Red" Giddings,
the husky young foreman, appeared directly in his path, his shock of fiery
hair like an aureole about his head. "Git out o' my way!" Uncle Henry
yelled. "Gol darn the gol darn luck, anyhow!"
And through years of practice he shot into the yard as straight as an
arrow.