CHAPTER XXIII.

OTHER ENTERPRISES.

ANOTHER VENTURE--“BARNUM’S GREAT ASIATIC CARAVAN, MUSEUM AND

MENAGERIE”--HUNTING ELEPHANTS--GENERAL TOM THUMB--ELEPHANT PLOWING

IN CONNECTICUT--CURIOUS QUESTIONS FROM ALL QUARTERS--THE PUBLIC

INTEREST IN MY NOVEL FARMING--HOW MUCH AN ELEPHANT CAN REALLY

“DRAW”--COMMODORE VANDERBILT--DAN DREW--SIDE SHOWS AND VARIOUS

ENTERPRISES--OBSEQUIES OF NAPOLEON--THE CRYSTAL

PALACE--CAMPANALOGIANS--AMERICAN INDIANS IN LONDON--AUTOMATON

SPEAKER--THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON--ATTEMPT TO BUY SHAKESPEARE’S

HOUSE--DISSOLVING VIEWS--THE CHINESE COLLECTION--WONDERFUL SCOTCH

BOYS--SOLVING THE MYSTERY OF DOUBLE SIGHT--THE BATEMAN

CHILDREN--CATHERINE HAYES--IRANISTAN ON FIRE--MY ELDEST DAUGHTER’S

MARRIAGE--BENEFITS FOR THE BRIDGEPORT LIBRARY AND THE MOUNTAIN

GROVE CEMETERY.

While I was managing the Lind concerts, in addition to the American

Museum I had other business matters in operation which were more than

enough to engross my entire attention and which, of course, I was

compelled to commit to the hands of associates and agents.

In 1849 I had projected a great travelling museum and menagerie, and, as

I had neither time nor inclination to manage such a concern, I induced

Mr. Seth B. Howes, justly celebrated as a “showman,” to join me, and

take the sole charge. Mr. Sherwood E. Stratton, father of General Tom

Thumb, was also admitted to partnership, the interest being in thirds.

In carrying out a portion of the plan, we chartered the ship “Regatta,”

Captain Pratt, and despatched her, together with our agents, Messrs.

June and Nutter, to Ceylon. The ship left New York in May, 1850, and was

absent one year. Their mission was to procure, either by capture or

purchase, twelve or more living elephants, besides such other wild

animals as they could secure. In order to provide sufficient drink and

provender for a cargo of these huge animals, we purchased a large

quantity of hay in New York. Five hundred tons were left at the Island

of St. Helena, to be taken on the return trip of the ship, and staves

and hoops of water-casks were also left at the same place.

As our agents were unable to purchase the required number of elephants,

either in Columbo or Kandy, the principal towns of the island, (Ceylon,)

they took one hundred and sixty native assistants, and plunged into the

jungles, where, after many most exciting adventures, they succeeded in

securing thirteen elephants of a suitable size for their purpose, with a

female and her calf, or “baby” elephant, only six months old. In the

course of the expedition, Messrs. Nutter and June killed large numbers

of the huge beasts, and had numerous encounters of the most terrific

description with the formidable animals, one of the most fearful of

which took place near Anarajah Poora, while they were endeavoring, by

the aid of the natives and trained elephants, to drive the wild herd of

beasts into an Indian kraal.

They arrived in New York in 1851 with ten of the elephants, and these,

harnessed in pairs to a chariot, paraded up Broadway past the Irving

House, while Jenny Lind was staying at that hotel, on the occasion of

her second visit to New York. Messrs. Nutter and June also brought with

the elephants a native who was competent to manage and control them. We

added a caravan of wild animals and many museum curiosities, the entire

outfit, including horses, vans, carriages, tent, etc., costing $109,000,

and commenced operations, with the presence and under the “patronage” of

General Tom Thumb, who travelled nearly four years as one of the

attractions of “Barnum’s Great Asiatic Caravan, Museum and Menagerie,”

returning us immense profits.

At the end of that time, after exhibiting in all sections of the

country, we sold out the entire establishment--animals, cages, chariots

and paraphernalia, excepting one elephant, which I retained in my own

possession two months for agricultural purposes. It occurred to me that

if I could put an elephant to plowing for a while on my farm at

Bridgeport, it would be a capital advertisement for the American Museum,

which was then, and always during my proprietorship of that

establishment, foremost in my thoughts.

So I sent him to Connecticut in charge of his keeper, whom I dressed in

Oriental costume, and keeper and elephant were stationed on a six-acre

lot which lay close beside the track of the New York and New Haven

Railroad. The keeper was furnished with a time-table of the road, with

special instructions to be busily engaged in his work whenever passenger

trains from either way were passing through. Of course, the matter soon

appeared in the papers and went the entire rounds of the press in this

country and even in Europe, and it was everywhere announced that P. T.

Barnum, “Proprietor of the celebrated American Museum in New York”--and

here is where the advertisement came in--had introduced elephants upon

his farm, to do his plowing and heavy draft work. Hundreds of people

came many miles to witness the novel spectacle. Letters poured in upon

me from the secretaries of hundreds of State and County agricultural

societies throughout the Union, stating that the presidents and

directors of such societies had requested them to propound to me a

series of questions in regard to the new power I had put in operation on

my farm. These questions were greatly diversified, but the “general run”

of them were something like the following:

1. “Is the elephant a profitable agricultural animal?”

2. “How much can an elephant plow in a day?”

3. “How much can he draw?”

4. “How much does he eat?”--this question was invariably asked, and was

a very important one.

5. “Will elephants make themselves generally useful on a farm?” I

suppose some of my inquirers thought the elephant would pick up chips,

or even pins as they have been taught to do, and would rock the baby and

do all the chores, including the occasional carrying of a trunk, other

than his own, to the depot.

6. “What is the price of an elephant?”

7. “Where can elephants be purchased?”

Then would follow a score of other inquiries, such as, whether elephants

were easily managed; if they would quarrel with cattle; if it was

possible to breed them; how old calf elephants must be before they would

earn their own living; and so on indefinitely. I began to be alarmed

lest some one should buy an elephant, and so share the fate of the man

who drew one in a lottery, and did not know what to do with him. I

accordingly had a general letter printed, which I mailed to all my

anxious inquirers. It was headed “strictly confidential,” and I then

stated, begging my correspondents “not to mention it,” that to me the

elephant was a valuable agricultural animal, because he was an

excellent

[Illustration: _ELEPHANTINE AGRICULTURE._]

advertisement to my Museum; but that to other farmers he would prove

very unprofitable for many reasons. In the first place, such an animal

would cost from $3,000 to $10,000; in cold weather he could not work at

all; in any weather he could not earn even half his living; he would eat

up the value of his own head, trunk, and body every year; and I begged

my correspondents not to do so foolish a thing as to undertake elephant

farming.

Newspaper reporters came from far and near, and wrote glowing accounts

of the elephantine performances. One of them, taking a political view of

the matter, stated that the elephant’s sagacity showed that he knew more

than did any laborer on the farm, and yet, shameful to say, he was not

allowed to vote. Another said that Barnum’s elephant built all the stone

wall on the farm; made all the rail fences; planted corn with his trunk,

and covered it with his foot; washed my windows and sprinkled the walks

and lawns, by taking water from the fountain-basin with his trunk;

carried all the children to school, and put them to bed at night,

tucking them up with his trunk; fed the pigs; picked fruit from branches

that could not otherwise be reached; turned the fanning mill and

corn-sheller; drew the mowing machine, and turned and cocked the hay

with his trunk; carried and brought my letters to and from the

post-office (it was a male elephant); and did all the chores about the

house, including milking the cows, and bringing in eggs. Pictures of

Barnum’s plowing elephant appeared in illustrated papers at home and

abroad, and as the cars passed the scene of the performance, passengers’

heads were out of every window, and among many and varied exclamations,

I heard of one man’s saying:

“Well, I declare! That is certainly a real elephant and any man who has

so many elephants that he can afford to work them on his farm, must have

lots of wild animals and curious ‘critters’ in his Museum, and I am

bound to go there the first thing after my arrival in New York.”

The six acres were plowed over at least sixty times before I thought the

advertisement sufficiently circulated, and I then sold the elephant to

Van Amburgh’s Menagerie.

A substantial farmer friend of mine, Mr. Gideon Thompson, called at

Iranistan during the elephant excitement and asked me to accompany him

to the field to let him see “how the big animal worked.” I knew him to

be a shrewd, sharp man and a good farmer, and I tried to excuse myself,

as I did not wish to be too closely questioned. Indeed, for the same

reason, I made it a point at all times to avoid being present when the

plowing was going on. But the old farmer was a particular friend and he

refused to take “no” for an answer; so I went with him “to see the

elephant.”

Arriving at the field, Mr. Thompson said nothing, but stood with folded

arms and sedately watched the elephant for at least fifteen minutes.

Then he walked out on to the plowed ground, and found it so mellow that

he sank nearly up to his knees; for it had already been plowed over and

over many times. As usual, several spectators were present. Mr. Thompson

walked up to where I was standing, and, looking me squarely in the eyes,

he asked with much earnestness:

“What is your object, sir, in bringing that great Asiatic animal on to a

New England farm?”

“To plow,” I replied very demurely.

“To plow!” said Thompson; “don’t talk to me about plowing! I have been

out where he has plowed, and the ground is so soft I thought I should go

through and come out in China. No, sir! You can’t humbug me. You have

got some other object in bringing that elephant up here; now what is

it?”

“Don’t you see for yourself that I am plowing with him?” I asked.

“Nonsense,” said Thompson “that would never pay; I have no doubt he eats

more than he earns every day; you have some other purpose in view, I am

sure you have.”

“Perhaps he does not eat so much as you think,” I replied; “and you see

he draws nobly--in fact, I expect he will be just the animal by and by,

to draw saw logs to mill, and do other heavy work.”

But Uncle Gid., was not to be put aside so easily so he asked very

sharply:

“How much does he eat in a day?”

“Oh,” I replied carelessly, “not more than a quarter of a ton of hay and

three or four bushels of oats.”

“Exactly,” said Thompson, his eyes glistening with delight; “that is

just about what I expected. He can’t draw so much as two pair of my oxen

can, and he costs more than a dozen pair.”

“You are mistaken, friend Thompson,” I replied with much gravity; “that

elephant is a powerful animal; he can draw more than forty yoke of oxen,

and he pays me well for bringing him here.”

“Forty yoke of oxen!” contemptuously replied the old farmer; “I don’t

want to tell you I doubt your word, but I would just like to know what

he can draw.”

“He can draw the attention of twenty millions of American citizens to

Barnum’s Museum,” I replied.

“Oh, you can make him pay in that way, of course,” responded the old

farmer.

“None but a greenhorn could ever have expected he would pay in any other

way,” I replied.

The old man gave a hearty laugh, and said, “Well, I give it up. I have

been a farmer thirty-five years, and I have only just discovered that an

elephant is a very useful and profitable animal on a farm--provided the

farmer also owns a museum.”

In 1851 I became a part owner of the steamship “North America.” Our

intention in buying it was to run it to Ireland as a passenger and

freight ship. The project was, however, abandoned, and Commodore

Cornelius Vanderbilt bought one half of the steamer, while the other

half was owned by three persons, of whom I was one. The steamer was sent

around Cape Horn to San Francisco, and was put into the Vanderbilt line.

After she had made several trips I called upon Mr. Vanderbilt, at his

office, and introduced myself, as this was the first time we had met.

“Is it possible you are Barnum?” exclaimed the Commodore, in surprise,

“why, I expected to see a monster, part lion, part elephant, and a

mixture of rhinoceros and tiger! Is it possible,” he continued, “that

you are the showman who has made so much noise in the world?”

I laughingly replied that I was, and added that if I too had been

governed in my anticipation of his personal appearance by the fame he

had achieved in his line, I should have expected to have been saluted by

a steam whistle, and to have seen him dressed in a pea jacket, blowing

off steam, and crying out “all aboard that’s going.”

“Instead of which,” replied Mr. Vanderbilt, “I suppose you have come to

ask me, ‘to walk up to the Captain’s office and settle.’”

After this interchange of civilities, we talked about the success of the

“North America” in having got safely around the Horn, and of the

acceptable manner in which she was doing her duty on the Pacific side.

“We have received no statement of her earnings yet,” said the Commodore,

“but if you want money, give your receipt to our treasurer, and take

some.”

A few months subsequent to this, I sold out my share in the steamship to

Mr. Daniel Drew. The day after closing with Mr. Drew, I discovered an

error of several hundred dollars (a matter of interest on some portion

of the purchase money, which had been overlooked). I called on Mr. Drew,

and asked him to correct it, but could get no satisfaction. I then wrote

him a threatening letter, but received no response. I was on the eve of

suing him for the amount due me, when the news came that the steamship

“North America” was lying at the bottom of the Pacific. It turned out

that she was sunk several days before I sold out, and as the owners were

mulcted in the sum of many thousands of dollars damages by their

passengers, besides suffering a great loss in their steamship, I said no

more to the millionnaire Drew about the few hundreds which he had

withheld from the showman.

Some reference to the various enterprises and “side shows” connected

with and disconnected from my Museum, is necessary to show how

industriously I have catered for the public’s amusement, not only in

America but abroad. When I was in Paris in 1844, in addition to the

purchase of Robert Houdin’s ingenious automaton writer, and many other

costly curiosities for the Museum, I ordered, at an expense of $3,000, a

panoramic diorama of the obsequies of Napoleon. Every event of that

grand pageant, from the embarkation of the body at St. Helena, to its

entombment at the Hotel des Invalides, amid the most gorgeous parade

ever witnessed in France, was wonderfully depicted. This exhibition,

after having had its day at the American Museum, was sold, and

extensively and profitably exhibited elsewhere. While I was in London,

during the same year, I engaged a company of “Campanalogians, or

Lancashire Bell Ringers,” then performing in Ireland, to make an

American tour. They were really admirable performers, and by means of

their numerous bells, of various sizes, they produced the most

delightful music. They attracted much attention in various parts of the

United States, in Canada, and in Cuba.

As a compensation to England for the loss of the Bell Ringers, I

despatched an agent to America for a party of Indians, including squaws.

He proceeded to Iowa, and returned to London with a company of sixteen.

They were exhibited by Mr. Catlin on our joint account, and were finally

left in his sole charge.

On my first return visit to America from Europe, I engaged Mr. Faber, an

elderly and ingenious German, who had constructed an automaton speaker.

It was of life-size, and when worked with keys similar to those of a

piano, it really articulated words and sentences with surprising

distinctness. My agent exhibited it for several months in Egyptian Hall,

London, and also in the provinces. This was a marvellous piece of

mechanism, though for some unaccountable reason it did not prove a

success. The Duke of Wellington visited it several times, and at first

he thought that the “voice” proceeded from the exhibitor, whom he

assumed to be a skillful ventriloquist. He was asked to touch the keys

with his own fingers, and after some instruction in the method of

operating, he was able to make the machine speak, not only in English

but also in German, with which language the Duke seemed familiar.

Thereafter, he entered his name on the exhibitor’s autograph book, and

certified that the “Automaton Speaker” was an extraordinary production

of mechanical genius.

During my first visit to England I obtained, verbally, through a friend,

the refusal of the house in which Shakespeare was born, designing to

remove it in sections to my Museum in New York; but the project leaked

out, British pride was touched, and several English gentlemen interfered

and purchased the premises for a Shakespearian Association. Had they

slept a few days longer, I should have made a rare speculation, for I

was subsequently assured that the British people, rather than suffer

that house to be removed to America, would have bought me off with

twenty thousand pounds. I did not hesitate to engage, or attempt to

secure anything, at any expense, to please my patrons in the United

States, and I made an effort to transfer Madame Tussaud’s world-wide

celebrated wax-work collection entire to New York. The papers were

actually drawn up for this engagement, but the enterprise finally fell

through.

The models of machinery exhibited in the Royal Polytechnic Institution

in London, pleased me so well that I procured a duplicate; also

duplicates of the “Dissolving Views,” the Chromatrope and Physioscope,

including many American scenes painted expressly to my order, at an

aggregate cost of $7,000. After they had been exhibited in my Museum,

they were sold to itinerant showmen, and some of them were afterwards on

exhibition in various parts of the United States.

In June 1850, I added the celebrated Chinese Collection to the

attractions of the American Museum. I also engaged the Chinese Family,

consisting of two men, two “small-footed” women and two children. My

agent exhibited them in London during the World’s Fair. It may be stated

here, that I subsequently sent to London the celebrated artist De Lamano

to paint a panorama of the Crystal Palace, in which the World’s Fair was

held, and Colonel John S. Dusolle, an able and accomplished editor, whom

I sent with De Lamano, wrote an accompanying descriptive lecture. Like

most panoramas, however, the exhibition proved a failure.

The giants whom I sent to America were not the greatest of my

curiosities, though the dwarfs might have been the least. The “Scotch

Boys” were interesting, not so much on account of their weight, as for

the mysterious method by which one of them, though blindfolded, answered

questions put by the other respecting objects presented by persons who

attended the surprising exhibition. The mystery, which was merely the

result of patient practice, consisted wholly in the manner in which the

question was propounded; in fact, the question invariably carried its

own answer; for instance:

“What is this?” meant gold; “Now what is this?” silver; “Say what is

this?” copper; “Tell me what this is,” iron; “What is the shape?” long;

“Now what shape?” round; “Say what shape,” square; “Please say what this

is,” a watch; “Can you tell what is in this lady’s hand?” a purse; “Now

please say what this is?” a key; “Come now, what is this?” money; “How

much?” a penny; “Now how much?” sixpence; “Say how much,” a quarter of a

dollar; “What color is this?” black; “Now what color is this?” red; “Say

what color,” green; and so on, ad infinitum. To such perfection was this

brought that it was almost impossible to present any object that could

not be quite closely described by the blindfolded boy. This is the key

to all exhibitions of what is called “second sight.”

In 1850, the celebrated Bateman children acted for several weeks at the

American Museum and in June of that year I sent them to London with

their father and Mr. Le Grand Smith, where they played in the St. James

Theatre, and afterwards in the principal provincial theatres. The elder

of these children, Miss Kate Bateman, subsequently attained the highest

histrionic distinction in America and abroad, and reached the very head

of her profession.

In October, 1852, having stipulated with Mr. George A. Wells and Mr.

Bushnell that they should share in the enterprise and take the entire

charge, I engaged Miss Catherine Hayes and Herr Begnis to give a series

of sixty concerts in California, and the engagement was fulfilled to our

entire satisfaction. Mr. Bushnell afterwards went to Australia with Miss

Hayes and they were subsequently married. Both of them are dead.

Before setting out for California, Miss Catherine Hayes, her mother and

sister spent several days at Iranistan and were present at the marriage

of my eldest daughter, Caroline, to Mr. David W. Thompson. The wedding

was to take place in the evening, and in the afternoon I was getting

shaved in a barber-shop in Bridgeport, when Mr. Thompson drove up to

the door in great haste and exclaimed:

“Mr. Barnum, Iranistan is in flames!”

I ran out half-shaved, with the lather on my face, jumped into his wagon

and bade him drive home with all speed. I was greatly alarmed, for the

house was full of visitors who had come from a distance to attend the

wedding, and all the costly presents, dresses, refreshments, and

everything prepared for a marriage celebration to which nearly a

thousand guests had been invited, were already in my house. Mr. Thompson

told me that he had seen the flames bursting from the roof and it seemed

to me that there was little hope of saving the building.

My mind was distressed, not so much at the great pecuniary loss which

the destruction of Iranistan would involve as at the possibility that

some of my family or visitors would be killed or seriously injured in

attempting to save something from the fire. Then I thought of the sore

disappointment this calamity would cause to the young couple, as well as

to those who were invited to the wedding. I saw that Mr. Thompson looked

pale and anxious.

“Never mind!” said I; “we can’t help these things; the house will

probably be burned; but if no one is killed or injured, you shall be

married to-night, if we are obliged to perform the ceremony in the

coach-house.”

On our way, we overtook a fire-company and I implored them to “hurry up

their machine.” Arriving in sight of Iranistan we saw huge volumes of

smoke rolling out from the roof and many men on the top of the house

were passing buckets of water to pour

[Illustration: _MOUNTAIN GROVE CEMETERY._]

upon the fire. Fortunately, several men had been engaged during the day

in repairing the roof, and their ladders were against the house. By

these means and with the assistance of the men employed upon my grounds,

water was passed very rapidly and the flames were soon subdued without

serious damage. The inmates of Iranistan were thoroughly frightened;

Catherine Hayes and other visitors packed their trunks and had them

carried out on the lawn; and the house came as near destruction as it

well could, and escape.

While Miss Hayes was in Bridgeport I induced her to give a concert for

the benefit of the “Mountain Grove Cemetery,” and the large proceeds

were devoted to the erection of the beautiful stone tower and gateway at

the entrance of that charming ground. The land for this cemetery, about

eighty acres, had been bought by me, years before, from several farmers.

I had often shot over the ground while hunting a year or two before, and

had then seen its admirable capabilities for the purpose to which it was

eventually devoted. After deeds for the property were secured, it was

offered for a cemetery, and at a meeting of citizens several lots were

subscribed for, enough, indeed, to cover the amount of the purchase

money. Thus was begun the “Mountain Grove Cemetery,” which is now

beautifully laid out and adorned with many tasteful and costly

monuments. Among these are my own substantial granite monument, the

family monuments of Harral, Bishop, Hubbell, Lyon, Wood, Loomis, Wordin,

Hyde, and others, and General Tom Thumb has erected a tall marble shaft

which is surmounted by a life-size statue of himself. There is no more

charming burial ground in the whole country; yet when the project was

suggested, many persons preferred an intermural cemetery to this rural

resting-place for their departed friends; though now, all concur in

considering it fortunate that this adjunct was secured to Bridgeport

before the land could be permanently devoted to other purposes.

Some time afterwards, when Mr. Dion Boucicault visited me at Bridgeport,

at my solicitation he gave a lecture for the benefit of this cemetery. I

may add that on several occasions I have secured the services of General

Tom Thumb and others for this and equally worthy objects in Bridgeport.

When the General first returned with me from England, he gave

exhibitions for the benefit of the Bridgeport Charitable Society.

September 28, 1867, I induced him and his wife, with Commodore Nutt and

Minnie Warren to give their entertainment for the benefit of the

Bridgeport Library, thus adding $475 to the funds of that institution;

and on one occasion I lectured to a full house in the Methodist Church,

and the entire receipts were given to the library, of which I was

already a life member, on account of previous subscriptions and

contributions.

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