CHAPTER X.

ANOTHER SUCCESSFUL SPECULATION.

PEALE’S MUSEUM--MYSTERIOUS MESMERISM--YANKEE HILL--HENRY

BENNETT--THE RIVAL MUSEUMS--THE ORPHEAN AND ORPHAN FAMILIES--THE

FUDGEE MERMAID--BUYING OUT MY RIVAL--RUNNING OPPOSITION TO

MYSELF--ABOLISHING THEATRICAL NUISANCES--NO CHECKS AND NO BAR--THE

MUSEUM MY MANIA--MY FIRST INTERVIEW WITH CHARLES S.

STRATTON--GENERAL TOM THUMB IN NEW YORK--RE-ENGAGEMENT--AN APT

PUPIL--FREE FROM DEBT--THE PROFITS OF TWO YEARS--IN SEARCH OF A NEW

FIELD--STARTING FOR LIVERPOOL--THE GOOD SHIP “YORKSHIRE”--MY

PARTY--ESCORT TO SANDY HOOK--THE VOYAGE--A TOBACCO TRICK--A

BRAGGING JOHN BULL OUTWITTED--ARRIVAL AT LIVERPOOL--A GENTLEMAN

BEGGAR--MADAME CELESTE--CHEAP DWARFS--TWO-PENNY SHOWS--EXHIBITION

OF GENERAL TOM THUMB IN LIVERPOOL--FIRST-CLASS ENGAGEMENT FOR

LONDON.

The president and directors of the “New York Museum Company” not only

failed to buy the American Museum as they confidently expected to do,

but, after my newspaper squib war and my purchase of the Museum, they

found it utterly impossible to sell their stock. By some arrangement,

the particulars of which I do not remember, if, indeed, I ever cared to

know them, Mr. Peale was conducting Peale’s Museum which he claimed was

a more “scientific” establishment than mine, and he pretended to appeal

to a higher class of patrons. Mesmerism was one of his scientific

attractions, and he had a subject upon whom he operated at times with

the greatest seeming success, and fairly astonished his audiences. But

there were times when the subject was wholly unimpressible and then

those who had paid their money to see the woman put into the mesmeric

state cried out “humbug,” and the reputation of the establishment

seriously suffered.

It devolved upon me to open a rival mesmeric performance, and

accordingly I engaged a bright little girl who was exceedingly

susceptible to such mesmeric influences as I could induce. That is, she

learned her lesson thoroughly, and when I had apparently put her to

sleep with a few passes and stood behind her, she seemed to be duly

“impressed” as I desired; raised her hands as I willed; fell from her

chair to the floor; and if I put candy or tobacco into my mouth, she was

duly delighted or disgusted. She never failed in these routine

performances. Strange to say, believers in mesmerism used to witness her

performances with the greatest pleasure and adduce them as positive

proofs that there was something in mesmerism, and they applauded

tremendously--up to a certain point.

That point was reached, when leaving the girl “asleep,” I called up some

one in the audience, promising to put him “in the same state” within

five minutes, or forfeit fifty dollars. Of course, all my “passes” would

not put any man in the mesmeric state; at the end of three minutes he

was as wide awake as ever.

“Never mind,” I would say, looking at my watch; “I have two minutes

more, and meantime, to show that a person in this state is utterly

insensible to pain, I propose to cut off one of the fingers of the

little girl who is still asleep.” I would then take out my knife and

feel of the edge, and when I turned around to the girl whom I left on

the chair she had fled behind the scenes to the intense amusement of the

greater part of the audience and to the amazement of the mesmerists who

were present.

“Why! where’s my little girl?” I asked with feigned astonishment.

“Oh! she ran away when you began to talk about cutting off fingers.”

“Then she was wide awake, was she?”

“Of course she was, all the time.”

“I suppose so; and, my dear sir, I promised that you should be ‘in the

same state’ at the end of five minutes, and as I believe you are so, I

do not forfeit fifty dollars.”

I kept up this performance for several weeks, till I quite killed

Peale’s “genuine” mesmerism in the rival establishment. After Peale,

“Yankee” Hill undertook the management of that Museum, but in a little

while he failed. It was then let to Henry Bennett, who reduced the

entrance price to one shilling,--a half price which led me to

characterize his concern as “cheap and nasty,”--and he began a serious

rivalry with my Museum. His main reliances were burlesques and

caricatures of whatever novelties I was exhibiting; thus, when I

advertised an able company of vocalists, well-known as the Orphean

Family, Bennett announced the “Orphan Family;” my Fejee Mermaid he

offset with a figure made of a monkey and codfish joined together and

called the “Fudg-ee Mermaid.” These things created some laughter at my

expense, but they also served to advertise my Museum.

When the novelty of this opposition died away, Bennett did a decidedly

losing business. I used to send a man with a shilling to his place every

night and I knew exactly how much he was doing and what were his

receipts. The holidays were coming and might tide him over a day or two,

but he was at the very bottom and I said to him, one day:

“Bennett, if you can keep open one week after New Year’s I will give you

a hundred dollars.”

He made every effort to win the money, and even went to the landlord and

offered him the entire receipts for a week if he would only let him stay

there; but he would not do it, and the day after New Year’s, January 2,

1843, Bennett shut up shop, having lost his last dollar and even failing

to secure the handsome premium I offered him.

The entire collection fell into the hands of the landlord for arrearages

of rent, and I privately purchased it for $7,000 cash, hired the

building, and secretly engaged Bennett as my agent. We ran a very

spirited opposition for a long time and abused each other terribly in

public. It was very amusing when actors and performers failed to make

terms with one of us and went to the other, carrying from one to the

other the price each was willing to pay for an engagement. We thus used

to hear extraordinary stories about each other’s “liberal terms,” but

between the two we managed to secure such persons as we wanted at about

the rates at which their services were really worth. While these people

were thus running from one manager to the other, supposing we were

rivals, Bennett said to me one day:

“You and I are like a pair of shears; we seem to cut each other, but we

only cut what comes between.”

I ran my opposition long enough to beat myself. It answered every

purpose, however, in awakening public attention to my Museum, and was an

advantage in preventing others from starting a genuine opposition. At

the end of six months, the whole establishment, including the splendid

gallery of American portraits, was removed to the American Museum and I

immediately advertised the great card of a “Double attraction” and “Two

Museums in One,” without extra charge.

A Museum proper obviously depends for patronage largely upon country

people who visit the city with a worthy curiosity to see the novelties

of the town. As I had opened a dramatic entertainment in connection with

my curiosities, it was clear that I must adapt my stage to the wants of

my country customers. While I was disposed to amuse my provincial

patrons, I was determined that there should be nothing in my

establishment, where many of my visitors would derive their first

impressions of city life, that could contaminate or corrupt them. At

this period, it was customary to tolerate very considerable license on

the stage. Things were said and done and permitted in theatres that

elsewhere would have been pronounced highly improper. The public seemed

to demand these things, and it is an axiom in political economy, that

the demand must regulate the supply. But I determined, at the start,

that, let the demand be what it might, the Museum dramatic

entertainments should be unexceptionable on the score of morality.

I have already mentioned some of the immediate reforms I made in the

abuses of the stage. I went farther, and, at the risk of some pecuniary

sacrifice, I abolished what was common enough in other theatres, even

the most “respectable,” and was generally known as the “third tier.” Nor

was a bar permitted on my premises. To be sure, I had no power to

prevent my patrons from going out between the acts and getting liquor if

they chose to do so, and I gave checks, as is done in other theatres,

and some of my city customers availed themselves of the opportunity to

go out for drinks and return again. Practically, then, it was much the

same as if I had kept a bar in the Museum, and so I abolished the check

business. There was great reason to apprehend that such a course would

rob me of the patronage of a considerable class of play-goers, but I

rigidly adhered to the new rule, and what I may have lost in money, I

more than gained in the greater decorum which characterized my

audiences.

The Museum became a mania with me and I made everything possible

subservient to it. On the eve of elections, rival politicians would ask

me for whom I was going to vote, and my answer invariably was, “I vote

for the American Museum.” In fact, at that time, I cared very little

about politics, and a great deal about my business. Meanwhile the Museum

prospered wonderfully, and everything I attempted or engaged in seemed

at the outset an assured success.

The giants whom I exhibited from time to time were always literally

great features in my establishment, and they oftentimes afforded me, as

well as my patrons, food for much amusement as well as wonder. The

Quaker giant, Hales, was quite a wag in his way. He went once to see the

new house of an acquaintance who had suddenly become rich, but who was a

very ignorant man. When he came back he described the wonders of the

mansion and said that the proud proprietor showed him everything from

basement to attic; “parlors, bed-rooms, dining room, and,” said Hales,

“what he called his ‘study’--meaning, I suppose, the place where he

intends to study his spelling-book!”

I had at one time two famous men, the French giant, M. Bihin, a very

slim man, and the Arabian giant, Colonel Goshen. These men generally got

on together very well, though, of course, each was jealous of the

other, and of the attention the rival received, or the notice he

attracted. One day they quarrelled, and a lively interchange of

compliments ensued, the Arabian calling the Frenchman a “Shanghai,” and

receiving in return the epithet of “Nigger.” From words both were eager

to proceed to blows, and both ran to my collection of arms, one seizing

the club with which Captain Cook or any other man might have been

killed, if it were judiciously wielded, and the other laying hands on a

sword of the terrific size which is supposed to have been conventional

in the days of the Crusades. The preparations for a deadly encounter,

and the high words of the contending parties brought a dozen of the

Museum _attaches_ to the spot, and these men threw themselves between

the gigantic combatants. Hearing the disturbance, I ran from my private

office to the duelling ground, and said:

“Look here! This is all right; if you want to fight each other, maiming

and perhaps killing one or both of you, that is your affair; but my

interest lies here--you are both under engagement to me, and if this

duel is to come off, I and the public have a right to participate. It

must be duly advertised, and must take place on the stage of the Lecture

Room. No performance of yours would be a greater attraction, and if you

kill each other, our engagement can end with your duel.”

This proposition, made in apparent earnest, so delighted the giants that

they at once burst into a laugh, shook hands, and quarrelled no more.

I now come to the details of one of the most interesting, as well as

successful, of all the show enterprises in which I have engaged--one

which not only taxed all my ingenuity and industry, but which gave

unqualified

[Illustration: _BATTLE OF THE GIANTS._]

delight to thousands of people on two continents and put enormous sums

of money into many pockets besides my own.

In November, 1842, I was in Albany on business, and as the Hudson River

was frozen over, I returned to New York by the Housatonic Railroad,

stopping one night at Bridgeport, Connecticut, with my brother, Philo F.

Barnum, who at that time kept the Franklin Hotel. I had heard of a

remarkably small child in Bridgeport, and, at my request, my brother

brought him to the hotel. He was not two feet high; he weighed less than

sixteen pounds, and was the smallest child I ever saw that could walk

alone; but he was a perfectly formed, bright-eyed little fellow, with

light hair and ruddy cheeks and he enjoyed the best of health. He was

exceedingly bashful, but after some coaxing he was induced to talk with

me, and he told me that he was the son of Sherwood E. Stratton, and that

his own name was Charles S. Stratton. After seeing him and talking with

him, I at once determined to secure his services from his parents and to

exhibit him in public.

But as he was only five years of age, to exhibit him as a “dwarf” might

provoke the inquiry “How do you know he is a dwarf?” Some liberty might

be taken with the facts, but even with this license, I felt that the

venture was only an experiment, and I engaged him for four weeks at

three dollars a week, with all travelling and boarding charges for

himself and his mother at my expense. They came to New York,

Thanksgiving day, December 8, 1842, and Mrs. Stratton was greatly

surprised to see her son announced on my Museum bills as “General Tom

Thumb.”

I took the greatest pains to educate and train my diminutive prodigy,

devoting many hours to the task by day and by night, and I was very

successful, for he was an apt pupil with a great deal of native talent,

and a keen sense of the ludicrous. He made rapid progress in preparing

himself for such performances as I wished him to undertake and he became

very much attached to his teacher.

When the four weeks expired, I re-engaged him for one year at seven

dollars a week, with a gratuity of fifty dollars at the end of the

engagement, and the privilege of exhibiting him anywhere in the United

States, in which event his parents were to accompany him and I was to

pay all travelling expenses. He speedily became a public favorite, and,

long before the year was out, I voluntarily increased his weekly salary

to twenty-five dollars, and he fairly earned it. Sometimes I exhibited

him for several weeks in succession at the Museum, and when I wished to

introduce other novelties I sent him to different towns and cities,

accompanied by my friend, Mr. Fordyce Hitchcock, and the fame of General

Tom Thumb soon spread throughout the country.

Two years had now elapsed since I bought the Museum and I had long since

paid for the entire establishment from the profits; I had bought out my

only rival; I was free from debt, and had a handsome surplus in the

treasury. The business had long ceased to be an experiment; it was an

established success and was in such perfect running order, that it could

safely be committed to the management of trustworthy and tried agents.

Accordingly, looking for a new field for my individual efforts, I

entered into an agreement for General Tom Thumb’s services for another

year, at fifty dollars a week and all expenses, with the privilege of

exhibiting him in Europe. I proposed to test the curiosity of men and

women on the other side of the Atlantic. Much as I hoped for success, in

my most sanguine moods, I could not anticipate the half of what was in

store for me; I did not foresee nor dream that I was shortly to be

brought in close contact with kings, queens, lords and illustrious

commoners, and that such association, by means of my exhibition, would

afterwards introduce me to the great public and the public’s money,

which was to fill my coffers. Or, if I saw some such future, it was

dreamily, dimly, and with half-opened eyes, as the man saw the “trees

walking.”

After arranging my business affairs for a long absence, and making every

preparation for an extended foreign tour, on Thursday, January 18, 1844,

I went on board the new and fine sailing ship “Yorkshire,” Captain D. G.

Bailey, bound for Liverpool. Our party included General Tom Thumb, his

parents, his tutor, and Professor Guillaudeu, the French naturalist. We

were accompanied by several personal friends, and the City Brass Band

kindly volunteered to escort us to Sandy Hook.

My name has been so long associated with mirthful incidents that I

presume many persons do not suppose I am susceptible of sorrowful, or

even sentimental emotions; but when the bell of the steamer that towed

our ship down the bay announced the hour of separation, and then

followed the hastily-spoken words of farewell, and the parting grasp of

friendly hands, I confess that I was very much in the “melting mood,”

and when the band played “Home, Sweet Home,” I was moved to tears.

A voyage to Liverpool is now an old, familiar story, and I abstain from

entering into details, though I have abundant material respecting my own

experiences of my first sea-voyage in the first two of a series of one

hundred letters which I wrote in Europe as correspondent of the New York

_Atlas_. But some of the incidents and adventures of my voyage on the

“Yorkshire” are worth transcribing in these pages of my personal

history.

Occasional calms and adverse winds protracted our passage to nineteen

days, but a better ship and a more competent captain never sailed. I was

entirely exempt from sea-sickness, and enjoyed the voyage very much.

Good fellowship prevailed among the passengers, the time passed rapidly,

and we had a good deal of fun on board.

Several of the passengers were English merchants from Canada and one of

the number, who reckoned himself “A, No. 1,” and often hinted that he

was too ‘cute for any Yankee, boasted so much of his shrewdness that a

Yankee friend of mine confederated with me to test it. I thought of an

old trick and arranged with my friend to try it on the boastful John

Bull. Coming out of my state-room, with my hand to my face, and

apparently in great pain, I asked my fellow passengers what was good for

the tooth-ache. My friend and confederate recommended heating tobacco,

and holding it to my face. I therefore borrowed a little tobacco, and

putting it in a paper of a peculiar color, placed it on the stove to

warm. I then retired for a few minutes, during which time the Yankee

proposed playing a trick on me by emptying the tobacco, and filling the

paper with ashes, which our smart Englishman thought would be a very

fine joke, and he himself made the substitution, putting ashes into the

paper and throwing the tobacco into the fire.

I soon reappeared and gravely placed the paper to my face to the great

amusement of the passengers and walked up and down the cabin as if I was

suffering terribly. At the further end of the cabin I slyly exchanged

the paper for another in my pocket of the same color and containing

tobacco and then walked back again a picture of misery. Whereupon, the

Merry Englishman cried out:

“Mr. Barnum, what have you got in that paper?”

“Tobacco,” I replied.

“What will you bet it is tobacco?” said the Englishman.

“Oh, don’t bother me,” said I; “my tooth pains me sadly; I know it is

tobacco, for I put it there myself.”

“I’ll bet you a dozen of champagne that it is not tobacco,” said the

Englishman.

“Nonsense,” I replied, “I will not bet, for it would not be fair; I know

it is tobacco.”

“I’ll bet you fifty dollars it is not,” said John Bull, and he counted

ten sovereigns upon the table.

“I’ll not bet the money,” I replied, “for I tell you I know it is

tobacco; I placed it there myself.”

“You dare not bet!” he rejoined.

At last, merely to accommodate him, I bet a dozen of champagne. The

Englishman fairly jumped with delight, and roared out:

“Open the paper! open the paper!”

The passengers crowded round the table in great glee to see me open the

paper, for all but the Yankee thought I was taken in. I quietly opened

the paper, and remarked:

“There, I told you it was tobacco--how foolish you were to suppose it

was not--for, as I told you, I put it there myself.”

The passengers, my confederate excepted, were amazed and the Englishman

was absolutely astounded. It was the biter bitten. But he told the

steward to bring the champagne, and turning to my confederate who had so

effectually assisted in “selling” him, he pronounced the affair “a

contemptible Yankee trick.” It was several days before he recovered his

good humor, but he joined at last with the rest of us in laughing at the

joke, and we heard no more about his extraordinary shrewdness.

On our arrival at Liverpool, quite a crowd had assembled at the dock to

see Tom Thumb, for it had been previously announced that he would arrive

in the “Yorkshire,” but his mother managed to smuggle him ashore

unnoticed, for she carried him, as if he was an infant, in her arms. We

went to the Waterloo Hotel, and, after an excellent dinner, walked out

to take a look at the town. While I was viewing the Nelson monument a

venerable looking, well-dressed old gentleman volunteered to explain to

me the different devices and inscriptions. I looked upon him as a

disinterested and attentive man of means who was anxious to assist a

stranger and to show his courtesy; but when I gave him a parting bow of

thanks, half ashamed that I had so trespassed on his kindness, he put

out the hand of a beggar and said that he would be thankful for any

remuneration I saw fit to bestow upon him for his trouble. I was

certainly astonished, and I thrust a shilling into his hand and walked

rapidly away.

In the evening of the same day, a tall, raw-boned man came to the hotel

and introduced himself to me as a brother Yankee, who would be happy in

pointing out the many wonders in Liverpool that a stranger would be

pleased to see.

I asked him how long he had been in Liverpool, and he replied, “Nearly a

week.” I declined his proffered services abruptly, remarking that if he

had been there only a week, I probably knew as much about England as he

did.

“Oh,” said he, “you are mistaken. I have been in England before, though

never till recently in Liverpool.”

“What part of England?” I inquired.

“Opposite Niagara Falls,” he replied; “I spent several days there with

the British soldiers.”

I laughed in his face, and reminded him that England did not lie

opposite Niagara Falls. The impudent fellow was confused for a moment,

and then triumphantly exclaimed:

“I didn’t mean England. I know what country it is as well as you do.”

“Well, what country is it?” I asked, quite assured that he did not know.

“Great Britain, of course,” he replied.

It is needless to add that the honor of his company as a guide in

Liverpool was declined, and he went off apparently in a huff because his

abilities were not appreciated.

Later in the evening, the proprietor of a cheap wax-works show, at three

ha’ pence admission, called upon me. He had heard of the arrival of the

great American curiosity, and he seized the earliest opportunity to make

the General and myself the magnificent offer of ten dollars a week if

we would join ourselves to his already remarkable and attractive

exhibition. I could not but think, that dwarfs must be literally at a

“low figure” in England, and my prospects were gloomy indeed. I was a

stranger in the land; my letters of introduction had not been delivered;

beyond my own little circle, I had not seen a friendly face, nor heard a

familiar voice. I was “blue,” homesick, almost in despair. Next morning,

there came a ray of sunshine in the following note:

“Madame CELESTE presents her compliments to Mr. Barnum, and begs to

say that her private box is quite at his service, any night, for

himself and friends.

“Theatre Royal, Williamson Square.”

This polite invitation was thankfully accepted, and we went to the

theatre that evening. Our party, including the General, who was partly

concealed by his tutor’s cloak, occupied Celeste’s box, and in the box

adjoining sat an English lady and gentleman whose appearance indicated

respectability, intelligence and wealth. The General’s interest in the

performance attracted their attention, and the lady remarked to me:

“What an intelligent-looking child you have! He appears to take quite an

interest in the stage.”

“Pardon me, madam,” said I, “this is not a child. This is General Tom

Thumb.”

“Indeed!” they exclaimed. They had seen the announcements of our visit

and were greatly gratified at an interview with the pigmy prodigy. They

at once advised me in the most complimentary and urgent manner to take

the General to Manchester, where they resided, assuring me that an

exhibition in that place would be highly remunerative. I thanked my new

friends for their counsel and encouragement, and ventured to ask them

what price they would recommend me to charge for admission.

“The General is so decidedly a curiosity,” said the lady, “that I think

you might put it as high as tuppence!” (two-pence.)

She was, however, promptly interrupted by her husband, who was evidently

the economist of the family: “I am sure you would not succeed at that

price,” said he; “you should put admission at one penny, for that is the

usual price for seeing giants and dwarfs in England.”

This was worse than the ten dollars a week offer of the wax-works

proprietor, but I promptly answered “Never shall the price be less than

one shilling sterling and some of the nobility and gentry of England

will yet pay gold to see General Tom Thumb.”

My letters of introduction speedily brought me into friendly relations

with many excellent families and I was induced to hire a hall and

present the General to the public, for a short season, in Liverpool. I

had intended to proceed directly to London and begin operations at

“head-quarters,” that is, in Buckingham Palace, if possible; but I had

been advised that the royal family was in mourning for the death of

Prince Albert’s father, and would not permit the approach of any

entertainments.

Meanwhile confidential letters from London informed me that Mr. Maddox,

Manager of Princess’s Theatre, was coming down to witness my exhibition,

with a view to making an engagement. He came privately, but I was fully

informed as to his presence and object. A friend pointed him out to me

in the hall, and when I stepped up to him, and called him by name, he

was “taken all aback,” and avowed his purpose in visiting Liverpool. An

interview resulted in an engagement of the General for three nights at

Princess’s Theatre. I was unwilling to contract for a longer period, and

even this short engagement, though on liberal terms, was acceded to only

as a means of advertisement. So soon, therefore, as I could bring my

short, but highly successful season in Liverpool to a close, we went to

London.

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