CHAPTER VI.

_The Person and Character of Albert J. Tirrell._

Early on the morning of the awful tragedy which filled the whole country

with amazement and dread, and before the newspapers blazed with its

horrible details, there was great excitement in the horse-stables and

the gambling-shops of Boston. The sucker-sharps, who always, in every

part of the world, keep up a telegraphic communication with the frail

sisterhood, were on this occasion elated with an event which so absorbed

their inquisitive cunning, that they forgot, for a few hours, the game

of filching green-horns. Spagnoletto, with all the power of his pencil,

would fail in a delineation of those groups of human cormorants, as they

surfeited their murderous appetites upon the fresh intelligence. They

were jolly-serious--upsetting chairs, swallowing brandy, breaking

glasses, and uttering fearful oaths. In one place a sucker preached a

tirade to the riotous auditory, himself standing on a large Bible. A

murder, of unexampled atrocity, had just been committed by one of the

most notorious of their gang.

[Illustration: “=Plume’s=”

Daguerreotype of Tirrell.]

The name of the murderer was Albert J. Tirrell, a young man whose

improvidence had, in less than one year, scattered to the winds a

patrimony of more than twenty-seven thousand dollars--the life’s

earnings of an indulgent parent, whose grey hairs had but lately gone

down in sorrow to the grave. His flushed cheeks, his beak-like, pimpled

nose, his gallynipper lips, rendered his demeanor the beau ideal of a

sucker-sharp. His tongue could rattle off more lies and oaths in a

minute than that of any other sucker in Boston, excepting one. These

characteristics, accompanied by the most lavish expenditure of his

wealth, won for him the appellation of “good fellow,” all about the

horse-stables, at least. Whenever he hired a horse and buggy, he

carelessly and suavitously tossed a five dollar gold piece, by way of

perquisite, to the ostler. Then would the literature of horse-flies load

him with slimy phrases. “Liberal-hearted fine gentleman,”--“noble

fellow,”--“there’s nothing mean about him,”--“good fellow,” etc., often

reverberated through the horse-stalls, and the same learned and pithy

remarks were nightly circulating through the upper rooms of a celebrated

gambling-house in Sudbury street, for many years the sucker-sharp head

quarters, and the devil’s den in Boston. But, as the enterprising

Dickinson once remarked to a clan of rebellious compositors, “There is

an end to all things,” so the greatnesses of Tirrell’s life were on that

morning hurried into a grand tableau. He had slashed open Maria

Bickford’s throat with a razor, most valiantly, from ear to ear, and, to

slip the noose of the gallows, ran away!

There is no doubt of his INSANITY.

[Illustration: Tirrell’s Flight.]

* * * * *

But we cannot dismiss the subject matter of this history until we inform

the world of one of Tirrell’s exploits in a business way. No sooner had

he tumbled into the possession of his patrimony, than he took up

quarters in the city of New York, with the intention of founding a

publishing house, on a magnificent scale. After beating about the trade

for two or three weeks, without knowing where or how to begin a business

of which he was utterly ignorant, and which his rattle-headedness

rendered him incapable of comprehending under any circumstances, he made

up his mind to commence the publication of a periodical, of some kind or

other. Our information runs, that, with this object before his eyes, he

called on Mr. Edgar A. Poe, of that city, and tendered him the exclusive

editorship and control of the concern, without ceremony or condition.

Poe, after a cautious and analytical survey of the gentleman, propounded

divers queries which Tirrell had not the capacity to answer. He seemed

to be possessed of a belief that if he brought some doubled sheets of

printed paper before the people, and the ladies in particular, an

illumination as wonderful as the aurora borealis would be the

consequence. “The people,” said he, “want knowledge; they thirst for it

as the heart panteth for the water brooks.” “Yes, sir, precisely,” said

the other, “but engagements compel me to decline your generous offers; I

have already promised to do much more than I can possibly accomplish. I

think, however, there is a compositor of my acquaintance whose talents

are so nearly like your own, that he would prove the very person you are

seeking. I will give you his name--it is Silas Estabrook. Explain your

plans to that individual, sir, and there will be no lack of projects, I

assure you.”

Tirrell was elated with this advice, and forthwith made search for and

found the obscure and shrivelled compositor. With the same mountebank

bluffness, he made known his wants. “They say you sometimes work in the

editing line, sir. Now, sir, I’m about to start a great publishing

establishment, like that of the Harpers, and I want to engage you to

edit it! If you’ll go into it strong with me, we’ll make Astors of

ourselves. I will furnish all the money to begin with.”

Estabrook rubbed his eyes and looked at the man through a spy-glass.

“Can it be possible,” thought he, “that good luck has found me at last,

and that I am about to realize the Actual from my splendid ideas? This

must be the very man whom I have wanted so much to find.” A long and

earnest confab took place. Perhaps two persons never before met, whose

brains rattled with more incoherence, than did those of Tirrell and

Estabrook. If the first was ignorant, impudent and stupid, the other

greatly transcended him by a fanatical adherence to his own visionary

fooleries. His plans and projects for astonishing the world were as

numerous as the phases of a kaleidescope, and his explanations thereof

were as voluminous and intelligible as a colloquial parody from that

useful bird, the goose.

“I will tell you what it is, Mr. Tirrell,” said he, “we have a fortune

within our grasp. I have the mind and you the means. We must get up

something which has never been dreamed of before. It’s of no use to

think of starting a common newspaper; the very idea of it is vulgar--yet

it must be a publication of some kind. Now, I propose that we issue a

journal in the shape and style of a LETTER; print it in the smallest

type--cram a large amount of racy matter into a small space--and then

fold it up and seal it. Let the price be six cents a copy, and a figure

indicating this sum can be stamped with red ink on the outside, as

though it were the postage by mail. Then let us send a copy to every

man, woman, and child, in this great city, under a written direction. In

this guise and shape every body will jump after it, and the result will

be, that we shall sell at least two hundred thousand copies a day. You

see they will be so pleased with the contents, that after they receive

the first letter they will be still more and more greedy to get the

succeeding ones. Now, just reckon up how much 200,000 letters a day, at

six cents each, will amount to in a year.”

Tirrell drew from his pocket a ponderous gold pencil and began to

cypher. After scratching his head for a half hour he suddenly leaped

from his chair in a perfect phrenzy of exultation. The amount was

enormous. The golden egg was discovered. Nobody else had found it out.

It was the most wonderful idea of the age! He patted Estabrook on the

shoulder as fondly as a cat would play with a philosopher’s stone, and

immediately invited him to partake of a supper of oysters.

The oysters were devoured. During their mastication, Tirrell was

overflowing with so much joy that he was unable to sustain a decent

composure. His horse-laughs so annoyed the other patrons of the

restorateur, that the host politely ordered him to quit the premises.

Tirrell observed the mandate with the most indifferent contempt, and

spatting a ten dollar bill on the counter, bawled out for _Wine!_ at the

full blast of his lungs.

The preliminaries for publishing the great unexpected were soon

arranged. Estabrook manufactured the “copy” with the rapacity and zeal

of a starving lunatic. The flow of ideas imparted to his eyes an

unnatural stare; his brows were knit; and his teeth chattered as if he

were undergoing an attack of the delirium-tremens in a wintry blast. But

he heeded not himself nor the movements around him, though Tirrell was

constantly peeping over his shoulder and mouthing every sentence as it

fell from the pen. In two days the “copy” was completed, and placed in

the hands of the printer, who was required by written contract to

produce the whole edition in five days. Tirrell launched out his money

like water in the purchase of fine letter-sized paper; “the trade”

greatly marvelled at what was “in the wind;” and the power of steam was

brought into full requisition night and day. At the end of the time

specified, the immense job was finished, at a cost of $2,500. Tirrell

cashed the bill with readiness and delight. One hundred and twenty-five

girls were then hired to double and seal them, and thirty-three clerks

were at the same time employed in writing the inscriptions. Every name

in Doggett’s octavo directory, of something like 400 closely printed

pages, was transcribed to a “letter.” Estabrook, with becoming dignity,

reserved to himself the privilege of giving the finishing touch to the

whole, by stamping, after the manner of a post mark, the figure “6” on

one corner, which was intended as the price of the article. When this

was completed, “all hands” were set about arranging them; and let me say

to the reader that this feature was no trifling one. It required the

machinery of a great post office to assort and arrange that mass of

letters, number by number and street by street. The whole being at

length completed at an expense of over $700 more, the day at length came

when the edition was to be placed into the hands of two hundred

efficient carriers, who were to sally forth at the same moment in all

parts of the city. Below we give the inner heading of this singular

publication, with some extracts, to convey to the reader of these pages

a more correct idea of its character and purpose:

[Illustration: The Unexpected Letter

_A Truthful Journal of News and Miscellany.... Edited by an Invalid._]

EDITOR’S SALUTATORY--TO THE READER.

We (myself and thee) are twin-links in that grand chain, which hung

out from the primeval chaos that was ere the golden sun shone on a

virgin world, and hath come down through the juttings of fifty-nine

epochs of time, to this hour. Onward to the future goeth its

silvery trail, weaving everlasting issues.... But myself and thee

move not. Here stand we--links in the grand chain of human

destiny--as watchers on a storm beaten rock, whereon also millions

are. We hear the sound of voices and of footsteps. Hammers clink

and dollars jingle. It is the din of a city. Out in the fields

there, the lillies grow and the bee sings. Far away and high in the

mountains, where the eaglet’s eyrie is, graze the flocks of the

humble shepherd. Let us bow to the harmony of nature and the

majesty of God! But--but I am astray already. This is not the

strain with which I meant to open up to you.... Life, you know, is

tumultuous; at least, I know it. Half-wrecked already. I am an

invalid, seeking through the Race-stubble around me--sympathy!

Forasmuch as my departure to the Great Homestead draweth near, I am

panting for those pure vestments of mortality which shall grace its

heaven-wide halls. Thus far, how hard to discover! All my methods

are thread-bare and fruitless. But sympathy is a law of the

Universe, plentifully abounding, and without its strengthening

influences this world were an ungladdened waste. Wherefore I have

wrought a new manner to commune with thee--this present.... I had a

dream lately. A frame of dilapidated bones stood by the side of a

stream. The rains pelted and the winds whistled through it. In the

place where, in flesh-time, the breath case had been, was a machine

of wonderful handiwork--now not less silent and awful than the

frame that held it--which might be sacrilegiously likened unto a

spinning-jenny. There were its gearings yet; and I named it

Mystery. There were its charmed threads--thousands,

millions--issuing in all directions, so that the Race were

supplied, each with one. And I was amazed to behold how reluctantly

Age yielded them up to the eager grasp of Youth. I cried out for

the history and the name of his Boneniness. And they said “Fame!

Fame!” And when I heard of the great number who were struggling in

their might to rear unto themselves their own frame, with a like

appendage--lavishing thereon, with an idol-worship, the genius of

the head, of the heart, of the hand--I marvelled much the more....

Cogitate severally, while you contemplate the

REFLECTIONS OF A TAILOR-POET.

Day hath put on his jacket, and around

His burning bosom buttoned it with stars.

Here will I lay me on the velvet moss,

That is like padding to earth’s meagre ribs,

And hold communion with the things about me.

Ah me! how lovely is the golden braid

That binds the skirt of night’s descending robe;

The twin-leaves quivering on their silken threads,

Do make a music like the rustling satin,

As the light breezes smoothe their downy nap.

Ha! what is this that rises to my touch,

So like a cushion? Can it be a cabbage?

It is, it is, the deeply injured flower,

Which boys do flout with; but yet I love thee,

Thou giant rose, wrapped in a green surtout;

Doubtless in Eden thou didst blush as bright

As these thy puny brethren; and thy breath

Sweetened the fragrance of the spicy air;

But now thou seemest like a bankrupt beau

Stript of his gaudy hues and essence,

And growing portly in his sober clothes.

Is that a swan that rides upon the water?

Oh no! it is that other gentle bird

Which is the patron of our noble calling.

I well remember, in my boyhood’s time,

When these young hands first closed upon a goose.

I have a scar upon my thimble finger

Which chronicles the hour of young ambition.

My father was a tailor, and his father,

And my great grandsire: all of them were tailors.

They had an ancient goose; it was an heir-loom

From some remoter tailor of our race.

I am not certain, but I think ’twas he

Who through misfortune was unfortunate.

No matter; ’tis a joy to straighten out

One’s limb’s, and leap elastic from the counter,

Leaving the petty grievances of earth,

The breaking thread, the din of clashing shears

And all the needles that do wound the spirit.

* * * * *

People on whom the hand of disease permanently mayhap to rest, as

in my own case, are not unapt to be cloudy. However this may be as

a general thing with others, I am not so. I heartily despise

serious confabs. You may reckon it strange, my friend, but the

nearer death am I, the more cheerful are my feelings. God is

good.... But what have we here?

* * * * *

Set me down as one of small knowledge in things matrimonial. When I

happen to stumble over any difficulty in that line, enacting by man

and wife, down goes the cap before two crossed-eyes, my heels

imitating, at the same instant, a pair of crane’s wings. When very

young a picture of “Washing Day,” in the toy book, where the wife

laid her good man sprawling by a well-directed blow from a

water-ladle, was to me a source of much amusement; but bachelorship

and sad health, have contributed to render the reality of that

picture painful.

* * * * *

Here allow me to take breath and remark, that if perchance any good

individuals, having eyed our peregrinations thus far, should happen

to begrudge the expenditure of this purchase, and sigh for the

luxury of repossessing it again, let them forthwith repair to my

sick-room, at No.--Dey street, and the talismanic sixpence shall be

refunded. But, my good friends, and my evil friends, be sure of

this much; that however kindly or reprovingly you may view the

present visionary intrusion of my little thought-messenger, this is

the only time it will trouble you, without your own especial

command.... And now, peradventure, if “The Letter” be so fortunate

as to meet with one welcoming smile, I pray the sainted lady or

gentleman to drop in a line at the Post Office, directed “Editor of

the Letter,” commanding its regular visits. And I do also earnestly

entreat of such, to enclose me any effusion of their’s which they

deem worthy of publication, and if worthy it be, I promise that

“The Letter” shall go out to the wavy multitude, freighted and

enriched with their own ideas. Lend me your countenance and your

mind’s treasures, and I will hold up to human gaze a casket more

sparkling than eye hath yet beheld, and it shall gladden and

glorify you.... Turn from this to the attractive narration of the

Pig-Stealer, commencing the next page.

* * * * *

It is high time that this mind-monotony be tied to a post, and the

eddy-whirl of community accidents and interests attacked with a

skimmer. Perforce, to chouse government out of letter-postage, we

sail in the wake of the common newspapers. And if any avaricious

limb of the post-office undertake to extort the postage of a letter

for the mail-carriage of “The Unexpected Letter,” pay it not, my

friend, but expostulate with him that we are a newspaper, regularly

published and miscellaneous not only, but news-mongering in

particular. None of his business what our guise may be.

* * * * *

Wanted immediately--Five active, able-bodied jokers. Apply to me.

None need come without a bag full. Fat folks preferred.... Large

newspapers are on the decline. Old fashioned murders are getting

scarce. Letters are merchandise--a quantity for sale at this

office--only six cents a-piece! Something makes me spiteful. Trade

fluctuates once in a while!... Short farewells are ominous. I can’t

be with you all the time, my dear one, but, if we meet no more the

fault will be your own! I will write to you periodically, with the

patent assistance of types and steam--never forgetting your

important aid--sixpence! Very Cheap! isn’t it. If you would say

anything to me, write it down, mark “The Unexpected Letter,” on the

back, and then cram it into that “hole in the wall” at the post

office. Send me a pile of rich jokes, or if you have nothing

original in that line, cheese and hoe-cake will not be refused....

All things must have an end--even I! Adieu! Number Two will pass

along in about ten days--not voluntarily though--but if you want it

send word! Rare dough in the bake. Don’t miss it.

THE INVALID.

* * * * *

By this time the reader may be a little curious to hear the upshot of

this magnificent and fair-promising scheme. At a given moment the whole

corps of robust carriers was set in motion by command of Tirrell. Then

what a ringing of bells and thumping of knockers was there, in that

mighty city! How many fond expectations leaped in the bosoms of the

fairest, as letters were announced to their pretty names! For about an

hour all went off like a charm. Tirrell was in his element--passing

hurriedly from street to street--advising, cheering, animating all. And

as for Estabrook, he was so overcome with joy that he went up garret and

stowed himself away among the old furniture, to reflect upon the

question whether human nature was mutable, or not?

But the sport was soon over. Several worthy citizens lodged information

with the Police, that a great gang of petty swindlers were taking the

city by storm, infringing alike upon the post office laws and the

finances of the community. Justice Parker, alarmed by this startling

news, promptly issued orders commanding all constables and officers to

seize the depredators and bring them before the bar of the Court. A

scene now took place which beggars description. In all directions there

was pulling and hauling and bawling. The people gaped in amazement from

door and window and street-corner. Excitement rose to so high a pitch

that some of the “fathers of the city” were really terrified with the

idea that every body was about to blow up. Some cried out, “The Vandals

are in the city!” The boys shouted “fire!” and the women screamed

“murder!” Tirrell, watching the great commotion with intense interest,

began to clench his teeth and mutter revenge; but he soon became seized

of the conviction that nothing of a joke but Sing Sing would be likely

to come out of the “flare up.” Then his heels cut the atmosphere with as

much celerity as when he was making his escape from the vicinity of the

spot where poor Maria Bickford lay weltering in gore.

Violent hands were laid on Estabrook, while in the very heart of his

golden reveries; and when they explained to him the cause of his arrest,

he doubted his own senses, and declared the whole to be “a spell.” But

it was a wakeful one, for Mr. Justice Parker consigned him to an

apartment in the “Egyptian Tombs.”

Immured within the walls of a dungeon, for the only time during his

previous and hitherto crimeless life, he threw his lank form upon a

flea-infected couch and gave vent to an insupportable grief. When this

subsided, he began to review the matter stoically. A thought struck him,

that the only relief from the horrors of his present situation lay in a

full and frank explanation of all the circumstances connected with the

affair, demonstrating most clearly his innocence of any intention to

commit a fraud; winding up with an affecting appeal to public sympathy;

and publishing the document in the penny papers of the following

morning. This he did; and the device was successful. The city folks,

after learning the facts, laughed at the singularity of the project, and

freely bestowed their sympathy upon the dupe of Tirrell. More than

twenty thousand individuals on that morning gathered around the “Tombs”

and demanded the liberation of Estabrook. Justice P. trembled in his

ermine when he looked upon that mob. In former times he had been a

raving politician, and a desciple of the mob spirit; he now thought it

prudent to grant the demand of that funny populace, by stipulating a

trifling bail for the release of the prisoner. This was instantly given,

and Estabrook soon made his appearance amidst thunders of applause. He

stood on the massive granite steps of the “Tombs,” and, after gracefully

bowing to the multitude, made a thrilling harangue about the magic

influence of the pennypress, and on human rights in general. When he

concluded the multitude gave him three times three.

These occurrences so wrought upon the curiosity of the people of that

city, that they were now even more eager to obtain the Unexpected

Letter than had been to suppress it the day previous. It was thrown

into the hands of a gallant band of newsboys, who cried it by its name

for a week, when the edition became exhausted, and Estabrook had

“bettered his fortunes” very materially.

Tirrell returned to Boston about five thousand dollars poorer than he

left it a month before. If he ever visited the city of New York after

this, it was in disguise.

POSTSCRIPT.

_ARREST OF TIRRELL THE MURDERER!_

ON BOARD THE SHIP SULTANA.

Off New Orleans, December 6th, 1845.

[Illustration]

This individual has at last been arrested, and after all hopes had

been given up, as it was supposed he had left the country. Captain

Youenness, of the First Municipality police, received information

last Sunday, by a private letter from New York, that Tirrell had

shipped for New Orleans in one of the regular packet ships under

the name of William Dennis. He immediately laid the facts before

the Recorder, and obtaining the assistance of officers Trescazes,

chartered a pilot boat and set sail for the Gulf. They boarded

several vessels, but could not find the name of William Dennis

among the list of passengers, and began to think their information

was incorrect.

At last a vessel hove in sight, on Friday morning last, and on

nearing her she proved to be the ship Sultana from New York. They

boarded her, and upon inquiring of the captain whether he had a

passenger named Dennis, received an affirmative reply--but neither

he, the mate, nor any one else, could tell which of the passengers

was Dennis. Mr. Bowditch, a custom house officer, being aboard,

called the roll of the passengers; when the name of William Dennis

was called, a good looking man, in a rough blue pilot-cloth suit,

with a glazed cap on his head, stepped out. Youenness said, “Sir, I

want you.” “What for?” inquired Dennis. “There is no occasion for

any conversation; I suspect you know,” replied Youenness. “Have you

got a warrant?” inquired Dennis. “Yes!” was the reply. “Let me see

it.” “Here it is,” said Y., producing it and handing it to him;

“are you satisfied?” “Yes.”

The handcuffs were then placed upon his wrists, and when the tow

boat Porpoise came along side the officers transferred him to her,

and yesterday about twelve o’clock, arrived in this city and took

him before Recorder Genois.

He was called up to the Recorder’s desk about two o’clock, and Mr.

Jarius Vinney, of No. 3 Magazine street, was sworn, and identified

the accused as Albert J. Tirrell, from having known him for many

years and being brought up in the same village with him. “What is

your name?” said the Recorder, looking at the prisoner. There was a

pause of a second, in which all eyes were turned upon the suspected

man, expecting of course that he would deny his identity; but to

the surprise of every one, he said in a soft, mild voice--“Albert

J. Tirrell!”

Mr. Bates, of the firm of Bates & Tirrell, also identified the

accused as Albert J. Tirrell. The Recorder then informed him that

he should commit him, without bail, upon the charge of having

murdered Maria A. Bickford, in Boston, until a requisition could be

obtained from the Governor of Massachusetts. The prisoner bowed his

head and was removed.

There was nothing found upon his person but a revolving pistol,

with every barrel loaded and capped. His trunk contained nothing at

all. On the way up he endeavored to jump overboard, but was

prevented by the officers.

Since his arrival in the city he has maintained the most gloomy

silence, scarcely answering the officers who have occasion to

address him, and passing the whole of the day in a lethargic state.

There is no little doubt, from his conduct since his arrest, that

he will snatch the very first opportunity to commit suicide, that

the officers are continually compelled to watch him, or to put him

under such restraint that it would be impossible for him to destroy

himself.--_New Orleans Picayune._

APPENDIX.

THE LATEST HISTORY OF MRS. BICKFORD AND TIRRELL.

So many and conflicting accounts of these persons, and of their

characters and deeds, have appeared in the newspapers, of late,

that there is little or no reliance to be placed upon them. We

cannot see, for the life of us, what gain or credit will accrue to

the press by the wholesale coinage of falsehood and

misrepresentation respecting these individuals. An indignant public

may yet hold them responsible for these heartless impositions on

their credulity. The following, from the Boston Post, though full

of errors, contains some particulars, additional to those stated in

the preceding pages:

Mrs. B. was born in Bath, Me., but her parents removed to Bangor

when she was quite young. At the age of fifteen she was employed in

a family as a domestic, and about this period received the

addresses of a young seafaring man, named Sandford. Her mother did

not think favorably of him, and caused the connection to be

promptly broken off. Subsequently Mary became acquainted with Mr.

Bickford, and they were married in 1839. Her maiden name was Mary

Ann Dunn. Her father has been dead several years, and her mother

now resides in Guilford, Me.

The husband and wife lived happily together for about three years.

She had one child, which died young. At this time, several female

friends of the family, who were about visiting Boston, extended an

invitation to Mrs. B. to accompany them; she accepted it, and the

party accordingly came here. While in this city she appeared

delighted with every thing she saw--completely captivated--and, on

her return home, expressed a desire to reside permanently in

Boston. Henceforth, Mr. B. states, she apparently became

dissatisfied with her humble condition. She was passionately fond

of dressing extravagantly; but the limited means of the husband

prevented her from making that gay appearance she so much desired

to do. She now became less affectionate than formerly towards him,

and often courted the attentions of a young man who visited their

boarding-house.

Business often called Mr. B. from home for several days together,

when, it was subsequently ascertained, the individual would make

himself agreeable to the wife. His prepossessing appearance and

winning address soon had the desired effect upon a mind already ill

at ease. He won her confidence, and, of course, had her completely

in his power. He offered to take her to Boston, and promised that

she should do as she pleased. Her beauty was her ruin. From this

date, (October 1842) commences her downward career.

They now planned an elopement. The young man, ascertaining that the

schooner Florence, Capt. Fowler, was lying in the stream, just

ready for sea, accordingly secured passage in her for himself and

victim. Mrs. B.’s husband arriving home at this juncture, it was

necessary that herself and seducer should manage with a great

degree of shrewdness, in order to lull suspicion. She therefore

expressed a desire to Mr. B. to go and reside with her mother at

Guilford, during the coming winter. He acquiesed] in the

proposition; she commenced packing up her wardrobe, &c., and the

unsuspecting husband engaged a carriage to convey her to Guilford

on the following day.

In the meantime, by previous arrangements with her paramour, her

trunks were placed on board of the schooner, and he subsequently

conveyed Mrs. B. on board. The parties were strangers to Capt. F.

The vessel immediately put to sea, and in a day or two they arrived

at Newburyport and took lodgings at one of the hotels, but shortly

afterwards procured private board. Thus matters remained for nearly

three months. During this period the forsaken husband could

discover no trace of the interesting runaways; but shortly

afterwards he received a letter from his delinquent wife, dated at

Newburyport, in which she stated that she should immediately

proceed to Boston. In a few days he received a second letter,

mailed at B., in which she stated that she was sick and destitute,

and wished to see him very much. The inference is that her paramour

had exhausted his _funds_, and then left her.

In February, 1843, Mr. Bickford came to Boston, and, after

searching for his wife nearly a fortnight, at length found her at

a house of ill fame in North Margin street. She appeared glad to

see him, but positively refused again to return to Bangor--upon

which he left her, and she continued in the city till July 1st,

1844, when she left for New Bedford.

There she first became acquainted with Albert J. Tirrell, and was

soon afterwards his acknowledged mistress. They resided together in

that place until the first of February, ’45, when they went to New

York, stopped at the Astor House a short time, and then proceeded

to Philadelphia and various other places.

About the last of February they returned to Boston and stopped at

the Pemberton House. From thence they went to the North American

House, where they resided three weeks and then left for Albany,

Saratoga Springs, &c. After a short absence they again returned and

put up at the Hanover House, he always assuming a fictitious name.

At this time Tirrell hired a house in London street, elegantly

furnished it, and they removed there. They had two or three female

boarders. Upon the front door was placed the name of “Maria

Welch,”--Tirrell fearing to use his own name, as the police

officers were then in pursuit of him for the crime of adultery.

* * * * *

At this time Mr. Bickford resided in this city. After Mrs. B. had

found the lost trunk, she called on her husband and requested him

to take charge of all her baggage, and immediately hastened to New

Bedford. Now affairs between Tirrell and Mrs. B. began to assume a

somewhat mysterious aspect.

Tirrell soon ascertained that she had not been home, and he hurried

back to Boston in quest of her, and put up at the Shawmut house,

where he learned that she had also stopped the day previous, but

had now gone to New Bedford.

Mr. B. received a letter from her immediately after her arrival,

dated June 18, in which she says, “I am here in New Bedford, but I

want to come back. * * * * * Albert is not here. _I expect to get

killed when he does come!_ I must not stay here long.”

Tirrell immediately followed her; and the first information Mr. B.

received of their doings was contained in letters from Newport, R.

I.; one from Tirrell, in which he requested to have Mrs. B.’s trunk

sent to him, signing his name to the same, and that of “Maria,”

evidently intending to make it appear that the latter was her

signature. The other letter came from Mrs. B. by the same mail,

instructing Mr. B. not to let the trunk go out of his possession at

any rate. This is the last time he heard from them until he got a

letter dated Albany, July 2, 1844, in which she says, “I am here in

Albany, and shall go to the Springs tomorrow. We stopped in New

York at the Astor House two days.” They also stopped at the

Lorillard House, from which they were ejected, owing to their

misbehavior there.

The next letter that Mr. B. received was dated Boston, July 19, in

which she requests him to bring at the United States Hotel, some

clothing and her accordeon, and adds, “call for Mr. Hale, room No.

28. Come as soon as you get this--do not say to any one that we are

here.”

Mr B. called as requested, and in the course of conversation

informed her that some friends whom they had known at Bangor

resided at South Boston; she expressing a wish to see them; he

consented to accompany her thither. On the way she informed him

that Tirrell abused her, that she was afraid of him, and was

determined to get clear from him. It would seem that Tirrell

suspected her design, for in a short time he came with a carriage

to bring her back. The husband used every effort but force to get

her to go home. The following letter is the last communication Mr

B. received from this unfortunate woman:

BOSTON, Oct. 1845.

JAMES--I have just received your letter that you wrote so long ago.

You want to know all, of course. I left New Bedford and went to

Concord, N. H. and from there to Niagara Falls and Vermont State,

and back to New York, and now I am in Boston. They have got Albert;

they caught him in New Bedford; he got bailed out and will have his

trial next Monday; I expect he will be sent to Charlestown. They

found him with me, but said it was not me they wanted--but I know

they want me for a witness. I am secreted in Boston, and no one

knows where except those I stay with. He directed a letter to the

Boston post office for me, and says they are trying so find out my

name. I have not got one cent; if I had I would come home. I wish

you would write to me as soon as you receive this--direct your

letter to Mary Jackson.

Your MARIA.

FINIS.

* * * * *

Letters, &c. exhibited to the Coroner’s Jury.

DECEMBER 10th, 1844.

MY DEAR MARIA:--I shall have to depart for New Bedford by the first

train to-morrow, to be absent 8 or 9 days. I much regret not being

able to see you, but hope you will be reconciled to my absence,

though I am not to yours. But perhaps the following lines will

better express my sentiments of regard for you, than I could have

done verbally. You know you often say I shall forget you:

PARTING WORDS TO MARIA.

FORGET THEE?--If to dream by night and muse on thee by day,

If all the worship deep and wild a loving heart can pay--

If prayers in absence, breathed for thee to heaven’s protecting power--

If winged thoughts that flit to thee, a thousand in an hour--

If busy fancy, blending thee with all thy future lot,--

If this thou call’st FORGETTING, thou Indeed shalt be forgot.

FORGET THEE?--Bid the forest birds forget their sweetest tune!

Forgot thee! Bid the sea forget to swell beneath the moon!

Bid the thirsty flowers forget to drink the eve’s refreshing dew;

Thyself forget thine own dear Maine, its mountains wild and blue--

Forget each old familiar face, each long-remembered spot:

--When these things are forgot by thee, then thou shalt be forgot!

P. S.--Write to me Sunday. Send your letters to the Parker House,

where I shall stay. Be true to me, my love, since all others are

false.

A. J. T.

* * * * *

BRATTLE SQUARE, Jan. 3.

LOVELY MARIA:--If you are willing, we will take a sleigh ride out

to Brighton to-night, and put up at Clarke’s. I gave hint the wink

this morning. He says all is right. Enclosed you will find an order

for a shawl, on the establishment of J. & P. These girls cost me a

trifle, that’s a fact. Never mind, it is’nt as though I was poor,

like S. Don’t allow him any liberties.--He brags that he can come

it over you at any time. If you get into any trouble with the

Police, send right down for me, and I’ll clear you in ten minutes.

The Judges and all the officers want their horses shod, on credit.

That Miss Honeycomb is a blasted tooth, and nothing else. I’m clear

of her forever.

Good bye, ----- -----

* * * * *

CAMBRIDGE, Feb. 1.

Our mutual friend, F. D. has broken one of his legs. Good news! The

doctor caught him getting down from Henrietta’s window, on a long

board. In a tremendous rage he dashed it to the ground, and hence

the sad mishap. D. may thank his stars at being even so lucky.

Jenkins, you know, was shot in the hip for the same offence. They

don’t manage these things as I do. You see I always come off Scot

free. I shall soon graduate, and then I want to take a trip with

you up to the White Mountains. It will save trouble to go as though

we were married. Adieu--but remember.

H. L.

* * * * *

EAST BOSTON, Aug. 28, ’44.

SWEET QUEEN:--Be on the Charlestown Bridge at precisely half past

two o’clock this afternoon, if you want to go on an excursion down

to the Islands. Arrangements have been made for a grand chowder and

break-down. Old Smite is to play the banjo. Virginia, the

“lioness,” will be in the boat. You are to be my partner, and V. is

to mate with Jim. We will stay over night, and have an

old-fashioned time. That’s the way to go it. Now do not fail, Mary;

we shall have every thing aboard by half past two. Look out for

that jockey who wears the slouched hat. He’s laid up, under the

doctor’s care, just now. I would’nt be in his boots for a picayune.

H. B.

P. S.--I left a set of dead props with you last evening. Have them

along, as I calculate to gaff some of the green-horns. Moral: This

is a brave world.

* * * * *

NO. -- STATE STREET, May 20, 1844.

DEAR MARY: I shall not be with you next Tuesday night, as my

promise runs. Circumstances, entirely beyond my control, will

prevent me. Expect me in a few days. In the mean time, do not meet

with that graceless simpleton, Tirrell. He will degrade you to the

lowest pitch. I have a small affair to arrange with him that you

are not aware of. He will have to bite the dust, or lose his life.

Your own, love, C. H. B.

FOOTNOTES:

[1] In almost every town and village in New England may be found a

coterie or “fraternity” of old women and elderly spinsters, who seem

to have retained all the characteristics of the early Puritans, and

who cling pertinaciously to the superstitious notions and puritanical

bigotry which distinguished the early settlers of the country. They

are firm and sincere believers in all the hobgoblin stories and

supernatural omens which have been handed down by a former generation.

They give full credence to tales of prophetic warnings given to mortals

in dreams, and profess to interpret the meaning of remarkable visions,

whether for good or for evil. This sisterhood also keep a general

supervision of the conduct of the good people of their immediate

neighborhood. They can inform you of the age, personal appearance,

present circumstances, and future prospects of every male and female

within their circuit. No stranger can remain in the place twenty-four

hours without having his character, and the nature of his business,

thoroughly investigated, and duly reported to the people of the

neighborhood. They are the constant attendants of protracted religious

gatherings, sowing societies, and tea parties, and good pious souls,

they will attend to every body’s business but their own. They are the

fountain from whence springs all the scandal of the place, and the

active agents for its circulation--and wo be to him or her who is,

perhaps innocently, the subject of their regards. The members of this

sisterhood are peculiar for the suavity of their hearing--for elongated

visages, sharp noses, thin lips--and for usually wearing “spectacles on

nose.”

[2] Let those remarks by no means be understood as reflecting censure

upon the sincere worship of God, as taught and practised by the meek

and lowly Jesus. All honor, and praise, and glory to such religion. But

a system of pretence at present usurps dominion over the human soul. In

the place of true piety sits a monster not less hideous than damnable:

this is the thousand faced giant, Hypocrisy. There is a market for all

religion now-a-days--and men preach and pray, with the love of God

on their lips and the love of Mammon in their hearts. The pulpit has

become an engine for increasing in riches. How long is it since the

sainted and gifted PIERPONT was thrust from the Hollis Street Church,

in Boston, for opposing the devilish traffic of the bloated rum-seller?

Pouring honied phrases into the ears of heartless capitalists, at the

rate of $4000 a year, has grown into a trade! Raising a breeze to

extort enormous sums of money from the credulous, to be lavished on the

construction of immense piles of stone, each surmounted by a bell and

weathercock, is but another mode of swindling. Not less than twelve

hundred millions of dollars have been filched from the earnings of the

poor, to rear the churches now standing in the United States. Were this

amount expended in the amelioration of plundered humanity, how much

joy and peace would reign where now are hideous want, dark crime, and

hopeless death!

The church establishment is at this time the bulwark of Slavery in the

United States.

Oh, not for the organization of such a wicked machinery came our Savior

into the world! Not so did he teach by example! By the sea-shore

he made disciples, among the rude fishermen; by the water fount he

taught the maiden to draw from the well of immortality; out on the

hill-top he proclaimed his mission of love and salvation. But now the

money-changers are again in the temple. Civilisation has practically

set at naught the maxims of Christ, and made the house of God a “den

of thieves.” The modern church is the mother of more of the privations

daily experienced by the poor and destitute (from which is born the

Mystery of Iniquity) than any other extorting invention of Mammon.

_Privations_, did we say? No. “_Privation_” (in the language of Sue)

“poorly expresses that continuous and terrible destitution--the want

of every thing which is necessary to clothe that life which God has

given, with common comfort. _Mortification_ would more suitably express

the total absence of that security which society, equitably organized,

owes--yes, actually owes--to every honest laborer, inasmuch as poverty,

through civilization, has deprived these of any right to that soil

which God made a free legacy to all. The savage does not enjoy the

benefits of civilization--but he has at least the beasts of the forest,

the birds of the air, the fish of the sea, whereon to feed--and the

great woods to warm and shelter him. The civilized poor man, whom

civilization has disinherited of these gifts of God, has a right to

demand, in return for the hard labor by which he enriches the world, a

remuneration which will procure the permanent comforts of life.”

[3] This mysterious paper is now in the Author’s possession. Much

curiosity has been manifested to examine it, and the enterprising

proprietors of the Boston Museum have recently offered a liberal amount

for its purchase. The author returns his grateful acknowledgements

for the flattering compliment intended for him in their note, but he

is, and ever will be, unwilling that this document, (sacred, no less

than singular,) containing, as it does, most wonderfully verified

predictions, should be exposed to the vulgar curiosity of the mob.

[4] Speaking of things suavitous, it strikes us that the following,

clipped from a late number of the _Daily Mail_, is something rich in

the way of squash luxuriance:

“MR. ROBERT HAMILTON.--To the enterprise, tact, and discretion of this

gentleman, the efficient stage-manager of the National Theatre, much

of the success of this favorite establishment is to be ascribed. His

well-known literary fame, and his merits as an actor, have acquired for

him a deserved popularity.”

Bear always in mind that the game of a literary quack is to sound the

trumpet of his own fame, since no one else will. There is potency in

a free ticket, a beef steak, or a gin-sling! Either of these will at

any time secure plenty of space in the columns of such an ephemeral,

penny concern as the Mail. It is not surprising that the corporation

which contains the ‘immortal part’ of Mr. Robert Hamilton should swell

with the self-complacency of its tenant! Of a truth, Oh Fame, thy

trumpet is of ‘sounding brass,’ and, though thou makest ‘the judicious

grieve,’ yet, with thine every blast, thou givest fresh occasion for

the open-mouthed wonder of ‘the groundlings!’ When is this self-puffing

surfeit to have an end?

[5] It is no unusual thing at the South to see the son of a slaveholder

going to a slave-auction, for the purpose of buying a beautiful and

accomplished female, (whom slavery condemns to the shambles of vice,)

to be appropriated to his sensual gratification. Many of these young

men are not more than sixteen years old when their parents allow them

to begin these hellish practices. Nay, more than this: Young men often

go into the cotton and rice fields, in the open day, and commit acts of

the most revolting libertinism on the helpless girls, who are compelled

to labor fifteen hours a day, under the rays of a Southern sun. One of

the “noblest mothers of Virginia,” in 1844, purchased three attractive

mulatto females, and placed them in a cottage near the family mansion,

for the exclusive use of an only son--assigning as a reason why she did

it, that it would “make Charley steady!” Is there a God in heaven?

[6] Few are aware of the extent of prostitution carried on, on board

the Eastern steamboats. Here the libertines of Boston flourish. State

rooms are provided and free passages given to all young females who

desire to visit their homes and return, or who, being in the country,

are going to the city for employment. It is true they are poor. In the

lime and basswood districts of Maine, perhaps they never had a dollar

in their “born days.” And the people down there are such a simple and

uninitiated race, that these daughters of chastity have never had the

least knowledge of this steamboat deviltry, or of earning money by the

sale of their virtue, until it is whispered to them when it is too late

to make escape. It is supposed that not less than five thousand poor

girls are entrapped and ruined every year by this licentious game.

Under such circumstances, reaching Boston for the first time, it is not

surprising that so large a part of them are prevailed upon to enter

houses of ill-fame, impressed with the delusive idea that they will

soon make a fortune and return. Thus they unconsciously sign their own

death-warrants--aye, passports to a doom far less preferable!

The cab nuisance is a most efficient auxiliary to this work of hell.

Nearly all of them are in the employ of the keepers of houses of

prostitution; they hang around the landings, and get their cue from

the knowing ones. Is there a girl who is entirely a stranger, and is

seeking for a residence in the city, a cabman is always at hand, in the

guise of one who earns an honest livelihood. She steps into his rickety

vehicle, and is jotted down at the door of a temple of vice.

These poor creatures, once steeped in infamy, are generally beyond the

reach of reformation. They remain in Boston while their beauty and

bloom is attractive; but soon, as a matter of course, they contract

odious and incurable diseases. Thus afflicted, large numbers of them

migrate to New Bedford, Nantucket and Cape Cod, where, after a riotous

debauch of a few years with the whalemen, they die. The enormous

dividends declared by the New Bedford Branch Railroad Co. are mainly

attributable to this class of passengers.

Oh, civilization! thou bringest gold to the rich man’s purse, and art

the sweet nursling of murder.

[7] This is fearfully true. Many of the illustrious names of the pulpit

are linked with the most damning vices. We need but cite from a host

of examples on record those of Onderdonk, Johnson, Kimball, Avery,

Hoyt, Mason, Kendrick--to say nothing of the reverend libertines at

this time, who are yet sheltered by the wings of the faithful and stalk

abroad in the face of day, as the representatives and advocates of the

meek and lowly Saviour! Not a hundred days previous to her death Maria

Bickford was the bed-mate of a ranting Millerite preacher of Boston!

[8] It would be culpable in us to allow this opportunity to pass

without paying a feeble, but most hearty tribute of respect to Mr

John Augustus of Boston, for his unwearying labors in the cause of

reformation. Such disinterestedness, attended by such an overflow

of blessed results, can only be appreciated by the unfortunates

themselves. Philanthropy of so pure a cast is among the rarest of the

emblems of human greatness; and the memory of this good man will long

live in the free gratitude of many a broken heart. Mr. Augustus, more

truly than any other man in America, may be likened unto that greater

and crucified philanthropist of the olden time, who gloried in the

work of “going about and doing good.” May his days be as many as his

usefulness is great. Heaven rejoiceth over his works.

[9] Mr. Terson Paulin, of Paris, gives these lines in a petition to

the Chamber of Deputies for the amelioration of the destitute classes

of France: “We do not speak of _girls_ placed in the same alternative;

that which we _might_ say, would be too painful to read. We will only

remark, that it is at the period of long intermissions of work that the

missionaries of prostitution recruit their proselytes from among the

fairest of daughters of the people.

[10] The influence of physicians over the persons of their female

patients is not less remarkable than true. This is very well, when

trust is placed in such as are truly virtuous and honorable; but when

otherwise, beware of a dangerous villain. It is almost a physiological

impossibility for a young woman (however virtuously disposed) to

resist the improper familiarities of an unprincipled physician. She

may, indeed, hesitate and wonder at first, but the glisters and

squills which he will administer, as indispensably necessary for the

preservation of health, are charged with those drugs which excite

the animal passions to an uncontrollable degree, and in this state

they are a sure prey to the rapacious maw of a medical buzzard. This

peace-destroying practice is carried on to an extent which almost

baffles credulity. Our wives and daughters cannot be too often or too

earnestly warned against employing any physician who is not known

to possess the highest moral rectitude. Very old physicians should

certainly be preferred; and those young bucks whose diploma is a

distended pair of nostrils, should as certainly be avoided. Especially

would we particularize, as one of the latter class, a pedantic

simpleton, with a Scotch name, at the West End, in Boston! Shun that

fellow as you would a pestilence!

To our New York readers we would instance a long-shanked, black-haired

whiskerando, who hails (or did, in 1844,) from a respectable

boarding-house on Lispenard street, in that city. He sports an “M.D.”

and a cane, is as silly a mountebank as you will meet in many a

summer’s day. His “importance” and gasconade are insufferable, and his

character is a blight to all that is decent or endearing.

The Life and Death of Mrs. Maria Bickford A beautiful female, who was inhumanly murdered, in the moral and religious city of Boston, on the night of the 27th of October, 1845, by Albert J. Tirrell, her paramour, arrested on board the Ship Sultana, off New Orleans, December 6th · 第 6 / 6 章