CHAPTER XVII

RICHELIEU, THE ROUÉ

In the drama of the French Court many a fine-feathered villain "struts

his brief hour" on the stage, dazzling eyes by his splendour, and

shocking a world none too easily shocked in those days of easy morals by

his profligacy; but it would be difficult among all these gilded rakes

to find a match for the Duc de Richelieu, who carried his villainies

through little less than a century of life.

Born in 1696, when Louis XIV. had still nearly twenty years of his long

reign before him, Louis François Armand Duplessis, Duc de Richelieu,

survived to hear the rumblings which heralded the French Revolution

ninety-two years later; and for three-quarters of a century to be known

as the most accomplished and heartless roué in all France. Bearer of a

great name, and inheritor of the splendours and riches of his

great-uncle, the Cardinal, who was Louis XII.'s right-hand man, and, in

his day, the most powerful subject in Europe, the Duc was born with the

football of fortune at his feet; and probably no man who has ever lived

so shamefully prostituted such magnificent opportunities and gifts.

As a boy, still in his teens, he had begun to play the rôle of Don Juan

at the Court of the child-King, Louis XV. The most beautiful women at

the Court, we are told, went crazy over the handsome boy, who bore the

most splendid name in France; and thus early his head was turned by

flatteries and attentions which followed him almost to the grave.

The young Duchesse de Bourgogne, the King's mother, made love to him, to

the scandal of the Court; and from Princesses of the Blood Royal to the

humblest serving-maid, there was scarcely a woman at Court who would not

have given her eyes for a smile from the Duc de Fronsac, as he was then

known.

How he revelled in his conquests he makes abundantly clear in the

Memoirs he left behind him--surely the most scandalous ever written--in

which he recounts his love affairs, in long sequence, with a

cold-blooded heartlessness which shocks the reader to-day, so long after

lover and victims have been dust. He revels in describing the artifices

by which he got the most unassailable of women into his power--such as

the young and beautiful Madame Michelin, whose religious scruples proved

such a frail barrier against the assaults of the young Lothario. He

chuckles with a diabolical pride as he tells us how he played off one

mistress against another; how he made one liaison pave the way to its

successor; and how he abandoned each in turn when it had served its

purpose, and betrayed, one after another, the women who had trusted to

his nebulous sense of honour.

A profligate so tempted as the Duc de Richelieu was from his earliest

years, one can understand, however much we may condemn; but for the man

who conducted his love affairs with such heartlessness and dishonour no

language has words of execration and contempt to describe him.

From his earliest youth there was no "game" too high for our Don Juan to

fly at. Long before he had reached manhood he counted his lady-loves by

the score; and among them were at least three Royal Princesses,

Mademoiselle de Charolais, and two of the Regent's own daughters, the

Duchesse de Berry and Mademoiselle de Valois, later Duchess of Modena,

who, in their jealousy, were ready to "tear each other's eyes out" for

love of the Duc. Quarrels between the rival ladies were of everyday

occurrence; and even duels were by no means unknown.

When, for instance, the Duc wearied of the lovely Madame de Polignac,

this lady was so inflamed by hatred of her successor in his affections,

the Marquise de Nesle, that she challenged her to a duel to the death in

the Bois de Boulogne. When Madame de Polignac, after a fierce exchange

of shots, saw her rival stretched at her feet, she turned furiously on

the wounded woman. "Go!" she shrieked. "I will teach you to walk in the

footsteps of a woman like me! If I had the traitor here, I would blow

his brains out!" Whereupon, Madame de Nesle, fainting as she was from

loss of blood, retorted that her lover was worthy that even more noble

blood than hers should be shed for him. "He is," she said to the few

onlookers who had hurried to the scene on hearing the shots, "the most

amiable _seigneur_ of the Court. I am ready to shed for him the last

drop of blood in my veins. All these ladies try to catch him, but I hope

that the proofs I have given of my devotion will win him for myself

without sharing with anyone. Why should I hide his name? He is the Duc

de Richelieu--yes, the Duc de Richelieu, the eldest son of Venus and

Mars!"

Such was the devotion which this heartless profligate won from some of

the most beautiful and highly placed ladies of France. What was the

secret of the spell he cast over them it is difficult to say. It is true

that he was a handsome man, as his portraits show, but there were men

quite as handsome at the French Court; he was courtly and accomplished,

but he had many rivals as clever and as skilled in courtly arts as

himself. His power must, one thinks, have lain in that strange magnetism

which women seem so powerless to resist in men, and which outweighs all

graces of mind and physical perfections.

The Duc's career, however, was not one unbroken dallying with love.

Thrice, at least, he was sent to cool his ardour within the walls of the

Bastille--on one occasion as the result of a duel with the Comte de

Gacé. His lady-loves were desolate at the cruel fate which had overtaken

their idol. They fell on their knees at the Regent's feet, and, with

tears streaming down their pretty cheeks, pleaded for his freedom. Two

of the Royal Princesses, both disguised as Sisters of Charity, visited

the prisoner daily in his dungeon, carrying with them delicacies to

tempt his appetite, and consolation to cheer his captivity.

In vain did Duc and Comte both declare that they had never fought a

duel; and when, in the absence of proof, the Regent insisted that their

bodies should be examined for the convicting wounds, the impish

Richelieu came triumphantly through the ordeal as the result of having

his wounds covered with pink taffeta and skilfully painted!

It was a more serious matter that sent him again to the Bastille in

1718. False to his country as to the victims of his fascinations, he had

been plotting with Spain, France's bitterest enemy, for the seizure of

the Regent and the carrying him off across the Pyrenees; and certain

incriminating letters sent to him by Cardinal Alberoni had been

intercepted, and were in the Regent's hands. The Regent's daughter,

Mademoiselle de Valois, warned her lover of his danger, but too late.

Before he could escape, he was arrested, and with an escort of archers

was safely lodged in the Bastille.

Our Lothario was now indeed in a parlous plight. Lodged in the deepest

and most loathsome dungeon of the Bastille--a dungeon so damp that

within a few hours his clothes were saturated--without even a chair to

sit on or a bed to lie on, with legions of hungry rats for company, he

was now face to face with almost certain death. The Regent, whose love

affairs he had thwarted a score of times, and who thus had no reason to

love the profligate Duc, vowed that his head should pay the price of his

treason.

Once more the Court ladies were reduced to hysterics and despair, and

forgot their jealousies in a common appeal to the Regent for clemency.

Mademoiselle de Valois was driven to distraction; and when tears and

pleadings failed to soften her father's heart, she declared in the

hearing of the Court that she would commit suicide unless her lover was

restored to liberty. In company with her rival, Mademoiselle de

Charolais, she visited the dungeon in the dark night hours, taking flint

and steel, candles and bonbons, to weep with the captive.

She squandered two hundred thousand livres in attempts to bribe his

guards, but all to no purpose: and it was not until after six months of

durance that the Regent at last yielded--moved partly by his daughter's

tears and threats and partly by the pleadings of the Cardinal-Archbishop

of Paris--and the prisoner was released, on condition that the Cardinal

and the Duchesse de Richelieu would be responsible for his custody and

good behaviour.

A few days later we find the irresponsible Richelieu climbing over the

garden-walls of his new "prison" at Conflans, racing through the

darkness to Paris behind swift horses, and making love to the Regent's

own mistresses and his daughter!

But such facilities for dalliance with the Regent's daughter were soon

to be brought to an end. Mademoiselle de Valois, in order to ensure her

lover's freedom, had at last consented to accept the hand of the Duke of

Modena, an alliance which she had long fought against; and before the

Duc had been a free man again many weeks she paid this part of his

ransom by going into exile, and to an odious wedded life, in a far

corner of Italy--much, it may be imagined, to the Regent's relief, for

his daughters and their love affairs were ever a thorn in his side.

It was not long, however, before the new Duchess of Modena began to sigh

for her distant lover, and to bombard him with letters begging him to

come to her. "I cannot live without your love," she wrote. "Come to

me--only, come in disguise, so that no one can recognise you."

This was indeed an adventure after the Lothario Duc's heart--an

adventure with love as its reward and danger as its spur. And thus it

was that, a few weeks after the Duchess had sent her invitation, two

travel-stained pedlars, with packs on their backs, entered the city of

Modena to find customers for their books and phamphlets. At the small

hostelry whose hospitality they sought the hawkers gave their names as

Gasparini and Romano, names which masked the identities of the

knight-errant Duc and his friend, La Fosse, respectively.

The following morning behold the itinerant hawkers in the palace

grounds, their wares spread out to tempt the Court ladies on their way

to Mass, when the Duchess herself passed their way and deigned to stop

to converse graciously with the strangers. To her inquiries they

answered that they came from Piedmont; and their curious jargon of

French and Italian lent support to the story. After inspecting their

wares she asked for a certain book. "Alas! Madame," Gasparini answered,

"I have not a copy here, but I have one at my inn." And bidding him

bring the volume to her at the palace, the great lady resumed her devout

journey to Mass.

A few hours later Gasparini presented himself at the palace with the

required volume, and was ushered into the august presence of the

Duchess. A moment later, on the closing of the door, the Royal lady was

in the "hawker's" arms, her own flung around his neck, as with tears of

joy she welcomed the lover who had come to her in such strange guise and

at such risk.

A few stolen moments of happiness was all the lovers dared now to allow

themselves. The Duke of Modena was in the palace, and the situation was

full of danger. But on the morrow he was going away on a hunting

expedition, and then--well, then they might meet without fear.

On the following day, the coast now clear, behold our "hawker" once more

at the palace door, with a bundle of books under his arm for the

inspection of Her Highness, and being ushered into the Duchess's

reading-room, full of souvenirs of the happy days they had spent

together in distant Paris and Versailles. Among them, most prized of

all, was a lock of his own hair, enshrined on a small altar, and

surmounted by a crown of interlocked hearts. This lock, the Duchess told

him, she had kissed and wept over every day since they had parted.

Each day now brought its hours of blissful meeting, so seemingly short

that the Princess would throw her arms around her "hawker's" neck and

implore him to stay a little longer. One day, however, he tarried too

long; the Duke returned unexpectedly from his hunting, and before the

lovers could part, he had entered the room--just in time to see the

pedlar bowing humbly in farewell to his Duchess, and to hear him assure

her that he would call again with the further books she wished to see.

Certainly it was a strange spectacle to greet the eyes of a home-coming

Duke--that of his lady closeted with a shabby pedlar of books; but at

least there was nothing suspicious in it, and, getting into conversation

with the "hawker," the Duke found him quite an entertaining fellow, full

of news of what was going on in the world outside his small duchy.

In his curious jargon of French and Italian, Gasparini had much to tell

His Highness apart from book-talk. He entertained him with the latest

scandals of the French Court; with gossip about well-known personages,

from the Regent to Dubois. "And what about that rascal, the Duc de

Richelieu?" asked the great man. "What tricks has he been up to lately?"

"Oh," answered Gasparini, with a wink at the Duchess, who was crimson

with suppressed laughter, "he is one of my best customers. Ah, Monsieur

le Duc, he is a gay dog. I hear that all the women at the Court are

madly in love with him; that the Princesses adore him, and that he is

driving all the husbands to distraction."

"Is it as bad as that?" asked the Duke, with a laugh. "He is a more

dangerous fellow even than I thought. And what is his latest game?"

"Oh," answered the hawker, "I am told that he has made a wager that he

will come to Modena, in spite of you; and I shouldn't be at all

surprised if he does!"

"As for that," said the Duke, with a chuckle, "I am not afraid. I defy

him to do his worst; and I am willing to wager that I shall be a match

for him. However," he added, "you're an entertaining fellow; so come and

see me again whenever you please."

And thus, by the wish of the Duchess's husband himself, the ducal

"hawker" became a daily visitor at the palace, entertaining His Highness

with his chatter, and, when his back was turned, making love to his

wife, and joining her in shrieks of laughter at his easy gullibility.

Thus many happy weeks passed, Gasparini, the pedlar, selling few

volumes, but reaping a rich harvest of stolen pleasure, and revelling in

an adventure which added such a new zest to a life sated with more

humdrum love-making. But even the Duchess's charms began to pall; the

ladies he had left so disconsolate in Paris were inundating him with

letters, begging him to return to them--letters, all forwarded to him

from his château at Richelieu, where he was supposed to be in retreat.

The lure was too strong for him; and, taking leave of the Duchess in

floods of tears, he returned to his beloved Paris to fresh conquests.

And thus it was with the gay Duc until the century that followed that of

his birth was drawing to its close; until its sun was beginning to set

in the blood of that Revolution, which, if he had lived but one year

longer, would surely have claimed him as one of its first victims.

Three wives he led to the altar--the last when he had passed into the

eighties--but no marital duty was allowed to interfere with the amours

which filled his life; and to the last no pity ever gave a pang to the

"conscience" which allowed him to pick and fling away his flowers at

will, and to trample, one after another, on the hearts that yielded to

his love and trusted to his honour.

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