CHAPTER VI

THE REGENT'S DAUGHTER

Many unwomanly women have played their parts in the drama of Royal

Courts, but scarcely one, not even those Messalinas, Catherine II. of

Russia and Christina of Sweden, conducted herself with such a shameless

disregard of conventionality as Marie Louise Elizabeth d'Orléans, known

to fame as the Duchesse de Berry, who probably crowded within the brief

space of her years more wickedness than any woman who was ever cradled

in a palace.

It is said that this libertine Duchesse was mad; and certainly he would

be a bold champion who would try to prove her sanity. But, apart from

any question of a disordered brain, there was a taint in her blood

sufficient to account for almost any lapse from conventional standards

of pure living. Her father was that Duc d'Orléans who shocked the none

too strait-laced Europe of two centuries ago by his orgies; her

grandfather was that other Orleans Duke, brother of Louis XIV., whose

passion for his minions broke the heart of his English wife, the Stuart

Princess Henriettta; and she had for mother one of the daughters of

Madame de Montespan, light-o'-love to _le Roi Soleil_.

The offspring of such parents could scarcely have been normal; and how

far from normal Marie Louise was, this story of her singular life will

show. When her father, the Duc de Chartres, took to wife Mademoiselle de

Blois, Montespan's daughter, there were many who significantly shrugged

their shoulders and curled their lips at such a union; and one at least,

the Duc's mother, Elizabeth Charlotte, Princess Palatine, was

undisguisedly furious. She refused point-blank to be present at the

nuptials, and when her son, fresh from the altar, approached her to ask

her blessing, she retorted by giving the bridegroom a resounding slap on

the face.

Such was the ill-omened opening to a wedded life which brought nothing

but unhappiness with it and which gave to the world some of the most

degenerate women (in addition to a son who was almost an idiot) who have

ever been cradled.

The first of these degenerates was Marie Elizabeth, who was born one

August day in the year 1695, and who from her earliest infancy was her

father's pet and favourite. His idolatry of his first-born child,

indeed, is one of the most inscrutable things in a life full of the

abnormal, and in later years afforded much material for the tongue of

scandal. He was inseparable from her; her lightest wish was law to him;

he nursed her through her childish illnesses with more than the devotion

of a mother; and, as she grew to girlhood, he worshipped at the shrine

of her young beauty with the adoration of a lover and put her charms on

canvas in the guise of a pagan goddess.

The Duc's affection for his daughter, indeed, was so extravagant that

it was made the subject of scores of scurrilous lampoons to which even

Voltaire contributed, and was a delicious morsel of ill-natured gossip

in all the _salons_ and cabarets of Paris. At fifteen the princess was

already a woman--tall, handsome, well-formed, with brilliant eyes and

the full lips eloquent of a sensuous nature. Already she had had her

initiation into the vices that proved her undoing; for in a Court noted

for its free-living, she was known for her love of the table and the

wine-bottle.

Such was the Duc's eldest daughter when she was ripe for the altar and

became the object of an intrigue in which her scheming father, the Royal

Duchesses, the Duc de Saint-Simon, the King himself, and the Jesuits all

took a part, and the prize of which was the hand of the young Duc de

Berry, a younger son of the Dauphin, the grandson of King Louis.

Over the plotting and counterplotting, the rivalries and jealousies

which followed, we must pass. It must suffice to record that the King's

consent was at last won by the Orleans faction; Madame de Maintenon was

persuaded to smile on the alliance; and, one July day, the nuptials of

the Duc de Berry and the Orleans Princess were celebrated in the

presence of the Royal family and the Court. A regal supper followed;

and, the last toast drunk, the young couple were escorted to their room

with all the stately, if scarcely decent, ceremonial which in those days

inaugurated the life of the newly-wedded.

Seldom has there been a more singular union than this of the Duc

d'Orléans' prodigal daughter with the almost imbecile grandson of the

French King. The Duc de Berry, it is true, was good to look upon. Tall,

fair-haired, with a good complexion and splendid health, he was

physically, at twenty-four, no unworthy descendant of the great Louis.

He had, too, many amiable qualities calculated to win affection; but he

was mentally little better than a clown. His education had been

shamefully neglected; he had been suppressed and kept in the background

until, in spite of his manhood, he had all the shyness, awkwardness and

dullness of a backward child.

As he himself confessed to Madame de Saint-Simon, "They have done all

they could to stifle my intelligence. They did not want me to have any

brains. I was the youngest, and yet ventured to argue with my brother.

Afraid of the results of my courage, they crushed me; they taught me

nothing except to hunt and gamble; they succeeded in making a fool of

me, one incapable of anything and who will yet be the laughing-stock of

everybody."

Such was the weak-kneed husband to whom was now allied the most

precocious, headstrong young woman in all France; who, although still

short of her sixteenth birthday, was a past-mistress of the arts of

pleasure, and was now determined to have her full fling at any cost. She

had been thoroughly spoiled by her too indulgent father, who was even

then the most powerful man in France after the King; and she was in no

mood to brook restraint from anyone, even from Louis himself.

The pleasures of the table seem now to have absorbed the greater part

of her life. Read what her grandmother, the Princess Palatine, says of

her: "Madame de Berry does not eat much at dinner. How, indeed, can she?

She never leaves her room before noon, and spends her mornings in eating

all kinds of delicacies. At two o'clock she sits down to an elaborate

dinner, and does not rise from the table until three. At four she is

eating again--fruit, salad, cheese, etc. She takes no exercise whatever.

At ten she has a heavy supper, and retires to bed between one and two in

the morning. She likes very strong brandy." And in this last sentence we

have the true secret of her undoing. The Royal Princess was, even tat

this early age, a confirmed dipsomaniac, with her brandy bottle always

by her side; and was seldom sober, from rising to retiring.

To such a woman, a slave to the senses, a husband like the Duc de Berry,

unredeemed by a vestige of manliness, could make no appeal. She wanted

"men" to pay her homage; and, like Catherine of Russia, she had them in

abundance--lovers who were only too ready to pay court to a beautiful

Princess, who might one day be Queen of France. For the Dauphin was now

dead; his eldest son, the Duc de Bourgogne, had followed him to the

grave a few months later. Prince Philip had renounced his right to the

French crown when he accepted that of Spain; and, between her husband

and the throne there was now but one frail life, that of the

three-year-old Duc d'Anjou, a child so delicate that he might easily not

survive his great-grandfather, Louis, whose hand was already relaxing

its grasp of the sceptre he had held so long.

On the intrigues with which this Queen _in posse_ beguiled her days, it

is perhaps well not to look too closely. They are unsavoury, as so much

of her life was. Her lovers succeeded one another with quite bewildering

rapidity, and with little regard either to rank or good-looks. One

special favourite of our Sultana was La Haye, a Court equerry, whom she

made Chamberlain, and who is pictured by Saint-Simon as "tall, bony,

with an awkward carriage and an ugly face; conceited, stupid,

dull-witted, and only looking at all passable when on horseback."

So infatuated was the Duchesse with her ill-favoured equerry that

nothing less would please her than an elopement to Holland--a proposal

which so scared La Haye that, in his alarm, he went forthwith to the

lady's father and let the cat out of the bag. "Why on earth does my

daughter want to run away to Holland?" the Due exclaimed with a laugh.

"I should have thought she was having quite a good enough time here!"

And so would anyone else have thought.

And while his Duchesse was thus dallying with her multitude of lovers

and stupefying herself with her brandy bottle, her husband was driven to

his wits' end by her exhibitions of temper, as by her infidelities. In

vain he stormed and threatened to have her shut up in a convent. All her

retort was to laugh in his face and order him out of her apartment.

Violent scenes were everyday incidents. "The last one," says

Saint-Simon, "was at Rambouillet; and, by a regrettable mishap, the

Duchesse received a kick."

The Duc's laggard courage was spurred to fight more than one duel for

his wife's tarnished fame. Of one of these sorry combats, Maurepas

writes, "Her conduct with her father became so notorious that His Grace

the Duc de Berry, disgusted at the scandal, forced the Duc d'Orléans to

fight a duel on the terrace at Marly. They were, however, soon

separated, and the whole affair was hushed up."

But release from such an intolerable life was soon coming to the

ill-used Duc. One day, when hunting, he was thrown from his horse, and

ruptured a blood-vessel. Fearful of alarming the King, now near the end

of his long life, he foolishly made light of his accident, and only

consented to see a doctor when it was too late. When the doctors were at

last summoned he was a dying man, his body drained of blood, which was

later found in bowls concealed in various parts of his bedroom. With his

last breath, he said to his confessor, "Ah, reverend father, I alone am

the real cause of my death."

Thus, one May day in 1714, the Duchesse found herself a widow, within

four years of her wedding-day; and the last frail barrier was removed

from the path of self-indulgence and low passions to which her life was

dedicated. When, with the aged King's death in the following year, her

father became Regent of France, her position as daughter of the virtual

sovereign was now more splendid than ever; and before she had worn her

widow's weeds a month, she had plunged again, still deeper, into

dissipation, with Madame de Mouchy, one of her waiting-women, as chief

minister to her pleasures.

It was at this time, before her husband had been many weeks in his

grave, that the Comte de Riom, the last and most ill-favoured of her

many lovers, came on the scene. Nothing but a perverted taste could

surely have seen any attraction in such a lover as this grand-nephew of

the Duc de Lauzun, of whom the austere and disapproving Palatine Duchess

draws the following picture: "He has neither figure nor good-looks. He

is more like an ogre than a man, with his face of greenish yellow. He

has the nose, eyes, and mouth of a Chinaman; he looks, in fact, more

like a baboon than the Gascon he really is. Conceited and stupid, his

large head seems to sit on his broad shoulders, owing to the shortness

of his neck. He is shortsighted and altogether is preternaturally ugly;

and he appears so ill that he might be suffering from some loathsome

disease."

To this unflattering description, Saint-Simon adds the fact that his

"large, pasty face was so covered by pimples that it looked like one

large abscess.'" Such, then, was the repulsive lover who found favour in

the eyes of the Regent's daughter, and for whom she was ready to discard

all her legion of more attractive wooers.

With the coming of de Riom, the Duchesse entered on the last and worst

stage of her mis-spent life. Strange tales are told of the orgies of

which the Luxembourg, the splendid palace her father had given her, was

now the scene--orgies in which Madame de Mouchy and a Jesuit, one Father

Ringlet, took a part, and over which the evil de Riom ruled as "Lord of

merry disports." The Duchesse, now sunk to the lowest depths of

degradation, was the veriest puppet in his strong hands, flattered by

his coarse attentions and submitting to rudeness and ridicule such as

any grisette, with a grain of pride, would have resented.

When these scandalous "carryings-on" at the Luxembourg Palace reached

the Regent's ears and he ventured to read his daughter a severe lecture

on her conduct, she retaliated by snapping her fingers at him and

telling him in so many words to mind his own business. And to the tongue

of scandal that found voice everywhere, she turned a contemptuous ear.

She even locked and barred her palace gates to keep prying eyes at a

safe distance.

But, although she thus defied man, she was powerless to stay the steps

of fate. Her health, robust as it had been, was shattered by her

excesses; and when a serious illness assailed her, she was horrified to

find death so uncomfortably near. In her alarm she called for a priest

to shrive her; and the Abbé Languet came at the summons to bring her the

consolations of the Church. He refused point-blank, however, to give the

sinner absolution until the palace was purged of the presence of de Riom

and Madame de Mouchy, the arch-partners in her vices.

To this suggestion the Duchesse, perilous as her condition was, returned

an uncompromising "No!" If the Abbé would not absolve her--well, there

were other priests, less exacting, who would; and one such priest of

elastic conscience, a Franciscan friar, was summoned to her bedside.

Then ensued an unseemly struggle around the dying woman's bed, in which

the Regent, Cardinal Noailles, Madame de Mouchy, and the rival clerics

all played their parts.

While the obliging friar remained in the room awaiting an opportunity to

administer the last Sacrament, the Abbé and his curates kept watch at

the bedroom door to see that he did no such thing; and thus the siege

lasted for four days and nights until, the patient's crisis over, the

services of the Church were summarily dispensed with.

With the return of health, the Duchesse's piety quickly evaporated. It

is true that she had had a fright; and, by way of modified penitence,

she vowed to dress herself and her household in white for six months and

also to make a husband of her lover. Within a few weeks, de Riom led the

Regent's daughter to the altar, thus throwing the cloak of the Church

over the licence of the past.

Now that our Princess was once more a "respectable" woman, she returned

gladly to her old life of indulgence; until the Duchess Palatine

exclaimed in alarm, "I am afraid her excesses in drinking and eating

will kill her." And never was prediction more sure of early fulfilment.

When she was not keeping company with her brandy bottle, she was gorging

herself with delicacies of all kinds, from patties and fricassées to

peaches and nectarines, washed down with copious draughts of iced beer.

As a last desperate effort to reform her, at the eleventh hour, the

Regent packed de Riom off to his regiment. A few days later, the

Duchesse invited her father to a sumptuous banquet on the terrace at

Meudon, at which, regardless of her delicate health, she ate and drank

more voraciously than ever. The same evening she was taken ill; and

when, on the following Sunday, her mother-in-law, the Duchess, visited

her, she found the patient in a deplorable condition--wasted to a

"shadow" and burning with fever. "She was suffering such horrible pains

in her toes and under the feet," says the Duchess, "that tears came to

her eyes. She looked so very bad that three doctors were called in

consultation. They resolved to bleed her; but it was difficult to bring

her to it, for her pains were so great that the least touch of the

sheets made her shriek."

A few days later, in the early hours of 17th July, 1719, the Duchesse de

Berry passed away in her sleep. The life which she had wasted with such

shameless prodigality closed in peace; and at the moment when she was

being laid to rest in the Church of St Denis, Madame de Mouchy, blazing

in the dead woman's jewels, was laughing merrily over her

champagne-glass at a dinner-party to which she had invited all the

sharers in the orgies which had made the Palace of the Luxembourg

infamous!

The moral of this pitifully squandered life needs no pointing out. And

on reviewing it one can only in charity echo the words spoken by Madame

de Meilleraye of another sinner, the Chevalier de Savoie, "For my part,

I believe the good God must think twice before sending one born of such

parents to the nether regions."

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