CHAPTER 16

After lunch--which was poor, slow and expensive--I screwed up my

courage and telephoned the Office of Strategic Services.

"May I speak to Mrs. Jacklin?" I asked the switch-board girl. She

promptly referred me to Information, who told me that Mrs. Dorothy

Jacklin was on Extension 3046, shall-I-connect you?

A moment later a pleasant voice said, "Yes? This is Mrs. Jacklin."

"Mrs. Jacklin," I told my wife, "my name is Tompkins, W. S. Tompkins. I

have a message for you from Commander Jacklin."

"Oh," she said. It was not a question. "Are you a friend of Frank's? Is

he all right?"

"He asked me to see you when I got to Washington and gave me some

special messages for you. I'm staying at the Willard. Are you free for

cocktails or dinner this evening?"

Something of the urgency in my voice communicated itself to her and I

could feel her reverse her original impulse to refuse the invitation.

"Why yes, Mr. Tompkins," she agreed. "I'd be glad to join you, for

cocktails, that is. Shall we say about half past five?"

"Splendid! I'll meet you in the south lobby. I'm sure to recognize

you, Frank gave me such a good description of you. If there's any

slip-up, have one of the bellboys page me."

"Thank you," she said. "I'll be there."

As I laid down the telephone, my pulse was racing and my throat was

dry. How in God's name should I act with her?

Half-past five crawled around. I filled in some of the time by phoning

the F.B.I. and telling Lamb's secretary I was registered at the Willard

under the name of R. L. Grant. I phoned Bedford Hills and told Jimmie

that I was in Washington and wanted her to join me at the Willard. She

was a little slow about getting the R. L. Grant angle but allowed that

she could register as Mrs. Grant or Mrs. John Doe if necessary and when

was all this nonsense going to stop?

In spite of my assurance, I almost failed to recognize Dorothy. She

looked younger, smarter and infinitely more self-possessed, and the

tanned and muscular young man in uniform who accompanied her was

obviously not animated by brotherly sentiments toward her.

"Mrs. Jacklin?" I asked. "I'm Tompkins. And--" I turned eloquently to

her escort.

"Oh, this is Major Demarest," she said. "Thanks, Tony, for escorting

me. I'll see you later?"

"Half-past sixish?" Demarest asked.

"Say seven," Dorothy told him. "I'll meet you here, by the desk."

So I was neatly bracketed. While Dorothy and I were talking, her

escort would be waiting--impatiently. There was no chance of a

prolonged operation. I must keep things moving.

I took her to the rather garish cocktail lounge on the east side of the

hotel and ordered her a Bourbon old-fashioned and a Scotch-and-soda for

myself.

"Frank told me that's what you like," I remarked, before she could

raise her eyebrows after I told the waiter to bring a sliver of lemon

peel to go with the old-fashioned.

"Where did you know him?" she asked.

I leaned confidently across the table. "Mrs. Jacklin," I told her, "I'm

in intelligence. Tompkins is my name but I don't use it much. I've

seen quite a bit of your husband during the past few years--here at

Washington and out in the Pacific. In fact," I added, "I might say that

I'm his closest friend. We were at school together, many years ago. I'm

surprised he never mentioned me."

"How _is_ he?" she asked. "I know too much to ask _where_ he is."

I looked gravely at her. "We don't know where he is," I replied. "His

ship hasn't been reported for nearly two weeks. He was on a special

mission. That's why I've looked you up. Frank made me promise that I

would if--I mean--he thought--"

Dorothy drained her glass and gave me a long, strange look. "Are you

trying to tell me that he's dead?" she asked.

"It's not official," I said. "It may never be confirmed, but I

personally am sure, as sure as I'm sitting here that you'll never see

him again."

She looked down at the table and nervously tapped an unlighted

cigarette against her lacquered thumb-nail. "I'll have another drink,

if you don't mind," she said. "It's not that--well, our marriage was

over long ago--but, he--I--"

I signaled our waitress and duplicated our order.

"This is one of the times when my father told me to remember the

giants," she said.

I raised my eyebrows.

"My father was professor of philosophy at Wesleyan," she explained.

"He always said that it was impossible to imagine anything so big that

there wasn't something else bigger. He said that it stood to reason

that somewhere in the universe there was a race of giants so big that

it took them a million years to draw a breath. He said when things

seemed difficult just to think about that."

"Sounds like the Navy Department," I observed. "Was he the one who

argued that there might be several sexes? Frank told me something--"

She smiled. "Yes. That was when I was adolescent and having crushes

about boys. He said that somewhere there must be a place where, Instead

of two, there were six or seven sexes. He suggested that falling in

love under those conditions was really complicated. He was a nice man,"

she added. "He's dead."

"Your father sounds like a right guy," I remarked. "Frank said--"

"How do I know you're telling the truth?" she suddenly interrupted.

"What proof have you?"

Here I was on home-ground. "Frank thought of that. He told me to remind

you that you have a mole on your left hip, that you're nuts about

Prokofiev, that you don't think much of Ernest Hemingway as an author

and--"

"The louse!" she exclaimed. "Oh, I know I oughtn't to talk about him

this way if he's dead but I didn't dream men told each other--"

I pulled out my fountain pen and wrote my Jacklin signature rapidly

across the back of the drink-card. I pushed it at her across the table.

"There!" I told her. "Recognize that, Mrs. Jacklin?"

"Why!" Dorothy exclaimed. "It's his writing! Who _are_ you, Mr.

Tompkins? Only I could say that it's a forgery."

"Listen, Dorothy," I began conspiratorially. "And if I call you Dorothy

it is only because your husband always spoke of you as Dorothy. I must

see General Donovan. This is much more than a matter of your husband

and yourself. It's a matter of top-echelon intelligence."

She looked downcast. "The General's out of town," she said. "He's

trying to get back for the Roosevelt funeral but the man who's running

the show in his absence is Colonel McIntosh. Ivor McIntosh."

There was a curl to her lips as she pronounced the name that told

me all I needed to know about the colonel. Still, beggars can't be

choosers and Colonel McIntosh was ever so much better than nothing at

all.

"Very well," I told her. "Will you arrange to have me see Colonel

McIntosh tomorrow morning? Tell--" here I took a leap--"Tell him that

I'm from the White House."

"You aren't, are you?"

"Of course not, but I gather that's the kind of bait your Colonel

needs."

"He's a very clever man," Dorothy belatedly defended him. "They say

he did brilliant staff-intelligence work under Stillwell in the first

Burma campaign."

"That's the one we lost, isn't it?" I asked dryly. "No, Dorothy. Let me

see this Colonel. You know how to fix it--there's always one special

girl in an office that has the ear of a man like that. Frank swore to

me that there was nothing you couldn't do if you decided it was worth

while."

She looked at me across the little round, black table. "Mr. Tompkins,"

she said, "I have no way of telling whether you are telling the truth

or not. Frankly, if General Donovan was in town I wouldn't bother him,

but Colonel McIntosh is--you know--one of _the_ Chicago McIntoshes.

You never heard of him? Nobody else did either but here he is with a

British accent and if you can make the grade with him it won't worry

me."

I ordered another round of drinks.

"Tell me, Dorothy," I said, "not that it's any of my business, except

that I was a friend of your husband's, don't you feel any special

regret that he's probably gone west?"

She took a man-sized swallow of her old-fashioned. "Not particularly,"

she admitted. "In a general, normal sort of way, I'm sorry, of course.

He was nice even if we didn't get on very well. But we had almost no

interests in common and when we broke up it was for keeps. He was kind,

and on the whole, decent, but God! so stuffy and boring to live with.

Day after day, Hartford, Connecticut, writing and yessing, living by

minutes and dying by inches. He rather liked it. I couldn't understand

it. So you can see why I can't pretend to be prostrated. And perhaps he

isn't dead at all."

I nodded. "He's dead if that's the way you feel about him," I said. "He

told me that his wife was a lovely girl with a mole on her hip and the

hell of a temper. He said it was like being married to a circus acrobat

or an opera singer--exciting but not happy. He said you had a habit

of--" I stopped in the nick of time.

"Oh, he did, did he?" she snapped. "Well, Mr. Tompkins, I don't suppose

he ever told you that he snored or that--"

"Skip it, please," I calmed her. "It's your marriage, not mine. I told

you these things so you'd know I was really sent to you by Frank. Now

you fix it so I can talk to McIntosh."

"I will," she replied.

It was the epitaph on ten years of marriage. I knew when I was

licked. Dorothy was what she had been when I had picked her out of

Middletown--as inaccessible as the root of a Greek aorist or as a

book of curiosa in a Carnegie library. She had not shown a trace of

recognizing Frank Jacklin inside the body of Winnie Tompkins, even

though my morning calisthenics were reducing my circumference. I was

licked. I was no Faustus to woo this Marguerite, especially when she

obviously had someone else on the string. The Master of the Rat Race

obviously meant me to play the hand he had dealt me, and no Joker. By

Godfrey, it would go hard with Dorothy's boss when I came to grips with

him. All the Navy men who had been hitched by Washington would applaud

me--Marty Donnell who had been sent out against the "Nagato" with the

wrong size shells for his guns; Abie Roseman, who had been cashiered

because he had refused to okay a travel order for the Admiral's

sweetie; Julius Winterbottom, who had died on the "Lexington"--and all

the gobs who had died. Well, win or lose, I'd give the F.B.I. a run for

its money and what could they do to me? Damn it! I was a civilian--one

of the guys that paid their salaries!

Colonel Ivor McIntosh of the Chicago McIntoshes was one of those who

had been born with a platinum spoon and a broad "A" in his mouth. His

face bore the marks of years of application to the more expensive

tables, cellars and bedrooms. His uniform was in the U.S. Army but

definitely not of it--having a Savile Row touch that suggested the

Guards. He was, he told me, in charge of the O.S.S. "until Bill gets

back," and what could he do for me?

"Colonel," I said. "I came to you in the face of strong opposition from

the F.B.I. I have first-hand information concerning the sinking of the

Alaska."

"Nonsense!" McIntosh replied cheerily. "It was on the map five minutes

ago. I'm sure it's still there."

I smiled. "The U.S.S. Alaska, sir," I explained. Colonels love to be

called "Sir," especially by a civilian. "I have the inside story of

the sinking of the carrier. The F.B.I. told me it was useless to try

to see you or Admiral Ballister. In fact, they ordered me under no

circumstances to mention the F.B.I. in connection with my mission."

McIntosh toyed with a crystal elephant on his desk. "Exactly what _is_

your mission?" he asked.

I drew myself up, not without dignity. "I am with Z-2, Colonel," I told

him, "and as you know the Z Bureau reports only to the President." I

had heard of G-2, A-2, even X-2. Why not Z-2--to end all 2's.

"Of course," he agreed without bending an eyelash. "But why have you

come to see me, Mr. Tompkins?"

"Call me Grant, Colonel," I replied with a knowing smile. "That's the

name I'm registered under at the Willard. The reason I've come to you,

is that my orders, which were given to me personally last February by

President Roosevelt, were to consult the head of the O.S.S. if anything

went wrong. As you undoubtedly know, Roosevelt had a very warm feeling

for the O.S.S. and my instructions have been to work with your men

whenever possible. F.D.R. told me that, if I needed prompt action

at any time to come to this office and skip the other intelligence

services."

Colonel McIntosh was only human, if from the Chicago McIntoshes. He

relaxed. He almost smiled.

"I got back to this country less than two weeks ago, Colonel," I told

him. "I was working on the other end of the Alaska case--and it's a

tough one--when word came of the President's death. My report was due

to him at Warm Springs next Monday. Now I'll have to take it up direct

with Admiral Ballister. The F.B.I.'s trying to block me."

"Why?" he asked, but he knew why.

I shrugged my shoulders. "You know Washington, Colonel," I said.

"The F.B.I. tried to get control of Z-2 and was stopped by the other

services. Since then, they've refused all cooperation. And I must get

to see Admiral Ballister before he goes away for the week-end. Since

Roosevelt's death the whole town has changed and Truman is too busy and

bothered to see Z-2 reports."

Colonel McIntosh put in some earnest home-work on the telephone.

"Ballister," he said at last. "McIntosh speaking, O.S.S. A Mr. R. L.

Grant--that's not his name, but he's from Z-2--Yes, of course you

do. That's the special--Yes, that's right, Admiral. He has an urgent

report for you. He's been trying to reach you since Thursday but our

good friend J. Edgar has been blocking him--Sure, you remember--That

was a couple of years ago, when Edgar tried to grab Z-2 and we all

helped block it. Grant has some hot stuff for you, on the Alaska

sinking--Fine! Yes, he'll be over as fast as my car can take him. Oh,

not at all. Always glad to help--As you know, orders are to help Z-2 at

all times--no questions asked, nothing on paper--Righto!"

McIntosh hung up and turned to me with an air of authority. "That was

Admiral Ballister, Mr.--er--Grant," he said. "He'll see you right away.

I'll have my chauffeur drive you over to the Navy Department. You can

talk freely to the Admiral. He's a sound man."

I smiled wanly. I had won the first round of my match with the F.B.I.

Ballister meant nothing to me but I had to convince him that I was on

the level or Mr. Lamb would close in on me. In any case, I owed it to

my Navy friends to take a fall out of the Department. After all, I

couldn't be worse off than I already was, with the G-Men breathing down

my neck and me out on open arrest, on a charge of treason. The electric

chair doesn't look funny when there's even the faintest chance of your

sitting in it yourself.

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