"Earl Beatty is setting an example in hustle at the Admiralty.
Photographed yesterday hurrying to lunch."--_Daily Paper._
His Lordship's example is superfluous. The Admiralty has nothing to learn
about hurrying to lunch.
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[Illustration: _Mistress._ "CAN YOU EXPLAIN HOW IT IS, JANE, THAT WHENEVER
I COME INTO THE KITCHEN I ALWAYS FIND YOU READING?"
_Jane._ "I THINK IT MUST BE THEM RUBBER 'EELS YOU WEARS, MA'AM."]
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