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[Illustration: _Constable._ "NOW THEN, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' UP HERE?"
_Burglar._ "WOTCHER S'POSE I'M DOIN'? FEEDIN' THE PUSSY-CATS?"]
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"A van containing £3,000 worth of woollen goods has been stolen from
Broad-street, Bloomsbury. It was left unattended by the driver, who
went into a restaurant for dinner and later was found empty at
Holloway."--_Provincial Paper._
We know that kind of restaurant.
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"ACCOUNTING FOR WOMEN."--_American Paper._
We had always been told there was no accounting for them.
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