ESSENCE OF PARLIAMENT.

_Tuesday, February 10th._--As HIS MAJESTY read his gracious speech to the

assembled Lords and Commons did his thoughts flow back for a moment to the

last time he opened Parliament in person? It was on another February 10th,

in 1914, and so little was the coming storm foreseen that the customary

announcement, "My relations with Foreign Powers continue to be friendly,"

was followed by a special reference to the satisfactory progress of "my

negotiations with the German Government and the Ottoman Government"

regarding--Mesopotamia, of all places.

[Illustration: I AM AFRAID I AM GETTING CONTROVERSIAL."--_Mr. Lloyd

George._]

Since then everything has changed--save one. Ireland remains the skeleton

at the feast. The condition of that unhappy country still causes HIS

MAJESTY "grave concern," to be removed, let us piously hope, by the

promised Home Rule Bill. It is true that, as Lord DUFFERIN said when moving

the Address in the Lords, no one in Ireland appears to want the Bill; but

then, as Colonel SIDNEY PEEL, the Mover in the Commons, remarked with equal

truth, the ordinary rules of thought do not apply to the Irish Question.

The PRIME MINISTER has lately been advised by a candid friend to take a six

months' holiday "to recover his resilience." Mr. ADAMSON and Sir DONALD

MACLEAN found him nowise lacking in that quality when he came to reply to

their criticisms of the King's Speech. The Labour leader, convinced by a

fortnight in Ireland that the present Administration was all wrong, and

that the Government's Bill would do nothing to improve it, was bluntly

asked, "Are we to withdraw the troops and leave the assassins in charge?"

while the "Wee Free" champion, who had interpreted the recent by-elections

as a sign that the time for the Coalition was past, was unkindly reminded

that, at any rate, the results of these contests had furnished no

encouragement to the party that he adorns. "But I am afraid I am getting

controversial," said Mr. LLLOYD GEORGE, to the amusement of the House,

which had enjoyed his sword-play for half-an-hour; and with that he turned

to the task of defending the new policy in Russia. Having failed to subdue

the Bolshevists by force, we are now going to try the effect of commerce--a

modern reading of "Trade Follows the Flag." The Labour Party cheered the

new departure vociferously, but the rest of the House seemed a little

chilly, and Mr. CHURCHILL, at the PRIME MINISTER'S elbow, looked about as

happy as NAPOLEON on the return from Moscow.

[Illustration: HILARITY OF MR. CHURCHILL ON HEARING HIS CHIEF'S VIEWS ABOUT

RUSSIA.]

Lord HUGH CECIL raised the standard of economy, and complained that the

legislative programme was extravagantly long. "A large number of Bills

generally meant a large amount of expenditure." I have myself observed this

phenomenon.

_Wednesday, February 11th._--The Lords, having disposed of the Address with

their usual celerity, welcomed Baron RIDDELL of Walton Heath (and, perhaps

I may add, Bouverie Street) to their ranks, and then adjourned for a week.

If all Labour Members possessed the sweet reasonableness of Mr. BRACE we

should view the advent of a Labour Government without any of Mr.

CHURCHILL'S misgivings. The Member for Abertillery argued the case for the

nationalisation of mines so gently and genially that before he sat down I

am sure that a good half of his hearers began to think that, after all,

there was "something in it." Visions of a carboniferous millennium, when

there would be no more strikes and hardly any accidents, and altruistic

colliers would hew their hardest to get cheap and abundant coal for the

community, floated before the mind's eye as Mr. BRACE purred persuasively

along.

[Illustration: THE PIED PIPER OF ABERTILLERY

(MR. W. BRACE).

"FOR HE LED US, HE SAID, TO A JOYOUS LAND

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