CHAPTER V.

Barbers, by common consent, enjoy a most enviable reputation. Both in

fact and fiction they are the representatives of shrewdness and good

nature; and in some of the choicest literature extant, the sayings and

doings of the brethren of the craft are among the best of their kind.

It would be a dull world without Figaro.

The barber’s shop was for centuries the emporium of gossip, the

idler’s club; and when the young Roman wished to meet with a rake as

pleasure-loving as himself, he sought him at the barber’s, possibly to

contrive how to steal away some old man’s daughter or his money-bags.

And thither came the old miser to get his finger-nails clipped,

taking care, however, to take the parings away with him. All classes

frequented the barber’s shop; and we may suppose the lively satirists

of old visited the spot, as Molière did the barber of Pezenas, to find

material for some of their best sketches of character.

The Roman barbers, it must be confessed, were somewhat garrulous, and

their tongues went as nimbly as their shears. Like the moderns, they

put a rough cloth round the patient, as we are half inclined to call

the customer who submitted to the operation, for we fear their razors

were none of the best, for some preferred to have their beards plucked

out by means of plasters applied to the face, and then those terrible

tweezers completed the work, pulling out the stray hairs the razors

or plasters had left behind. Some wealthy men had the duties of the

barber performed by their own slaves, but the shops were thronged

with customers, and the tonsor was at all times the most obedient and

obliging servant of the public. One of the peculiarities of their art

was the clicking of the shears, to which Juvenal makes allusion:

“He whose officious scizzors went snip, snip,

As he my troublesome young beard did clip.”

Several of these worthies attained to great distinction, and rose from

the shop to the senate.

The furniture of a barber’s shop, to those who are curious in matters

of antiquity, might serve to explain the customs of a very remote

period. The basin is mentioned in Ezekiel: it is the _cantherus_

of the middle ages, which was of bright copper. From a peculiar soap,

_lascivium_, used by the fraternity, we derive the word lather.

Washing-balls were used for washing and softening the beard before

shaving, and the pomatum in use was known as _capillare_. Various

modes of frizzing and plaiting the hair, distinguished by appropriate

terms, are alluded to by archæologists; but we turn a deaf ear to such

traditions--our lode-star glistens near the barber’s pole, Mambrino’s

helmet, bright with sunny memories of golden romance and the adventures

of the knight of La Mancha. There has been some diversity of opinion as

to the origin of the well-known barber’s pole. The prevalent opinion

is probably the true one, that it represents the staff held in the

hand by the patient phlebotomized by the barber-surgeon; and that the

red ribbon coiled round it represents the tape by which the arm was

compressed during the operation. And here, at the threshold, we observe

the mystical union between Barbery and Surgery; and hence the dignity

and professional honours to which the barbers justly lay claim. Lord

Thurlow, in the House of Peers (1797) decorated the barber’s pole with

somewhat different colours when he stated “that, by a statute then in

force, the Barbers and Surgeons were each to use a pole. The barbers

were to have theirs blue and white, striped, with no other appendage;

but the surgeons’, which was the same in other respects, was likewise

to have a galley-pot and a red rag, to denote the particular nature

of their vocation.” Our business is not with the galley-pot, although

we love the golden beard of Æsculapius well. We incline to the belief

that there were no jealousies between the happy couple at an early

period of their union. The fees of both professions were, doubtless,

small, and seldom any but minor operations attempted; while, probably,

the ignorance of both parties was so nearly balanced as to produce the

desired equality so necessary to the concord of the married state. For

many long years we know they jogged on together without complaint of

any kind; that subsequently, if not very loving, they tolerated each

other with due decorum; and that, when at last they got to wrangling

and high words, they luckily obtained a divorce.

The barber’s basin certainly ranks next in importance to the pole. The

basin of the proper form had the usual semi-circle cut out of the brim,

that it might fit into the neck; and, in another part, a hollow place,

like a little dish, to hold the soap: its office was two-fold, and was

in requisition both for bleeding and shaving. To the disturbed vision

of Don Quixote the brass basin glittered like burnished gold. His

adventure with the village barber, mounted on his dappled grey ass, the

renowned helmet, and the part it played in the astounding feats of that

flower of chivalry, are known the world over, and are among the most

pleasant associations connected with the barber’s trade. At a public

festival in Holland, in honour of the Earl of Leicester, Holinshed

says a barber set up some three score of bright copper basins on a

wall, with a wax candle burning in each, and a painting of a rose and

crown, and an inscription in Latin, “this made a faire shew, and was

a pretie deuise.” If the fellow were an honest patriot, he deserved a

pyramid of brass basins for a monument.

Punning inscriptions and quaint devices outside of the shop were

frequently adopted as alluring bait for the lovers of odd whims and

fancies, who thought none the worse of the man for having some spice of

humour in his composition. Over a barber’s shop Hogarth has set up this

inscription, “Shaving, bleeding, and teeth drawn with a touch, ECCE

SIGNUM.” Bat Pigeon, of whom honourable mention is made by both

Steele and Addison, had a curious device of a bat and a pigeon, which,

in its day, attracted much attention. The wig-maker’s sign of Absalom

hanging from the oak by his hair, and the darts of Joab fixed in his

side, is probably of French origin. The story is told of a barber at

Troyes, and the inscription runs thus:

“Passans, contemplez la douleur

D’Absalon pendu par la nuque:

Il eût évité ce malheur

S’il avait porté la _perruque_.”

The English version is more concise:

“O Absalom, unhappy sprig,

Thou shouldst have worn a perriwig.”

The barber’s chair may be regarded as the centre of the system. The

proverb “As common as a barber’s chair” is well known, and Shakspere’s

clown adds “it fits all buttocks”--the word is not ours--the seat

of honour, if you please, reader, furnished with twin cushions to

protect the sacred Luz, out of which the Rabbins say the renewed

mammal is to sprout forth at the resurrection, as you are probably

aware. In old prints, the chattels of a barber’s shop are usually

few and mean enough; but the chair--the descendant of the _sella

tonsoria_--bears some rude flourishes of art, is broad and massive

and well-cushioned, as became the throne of so many grave potentates.

One is as much astonished at the size of the combs, scissors, and

razors of the ancient barbers as at the giant arms and armour worn

by the knights of old. What ponderous blades these artists wielded

it is fearful to contemplate. There is an old joke that some barber

advertised shaving by the acre, and cutting blocks with a razor one

would think not impossible with such weapons. Actius’ razor, which

was of the keenest, must have been after this fashion. As razors are

of very old date, it may interest some one to know that, long before

Sheffield or Sheffield blades were thought of, Palermo did business in

their commodity. The presiding deity was not unfrequently the greatest

curiosity about the place. A certain knack of snapping the fingers

was a common practice among them; tradition says, it recalled to mind

the clicking of the shears used by their great ancestors. Morose, in

Ben Jonson’s “Silent Woman,” so detested this sound, as indeed he did

noises of all kind, that meeting with a barber who was without this

trick of his profession, he thought it so eminent a virtue, that he

made him chief of his counsel, which reminds one of Adrian’s rebuke to

his gossip of a barber, who, in reply to the man’s query how he should

like to be shaved, said--silently! But barber’s were better employed

than in curing the ill-humours of the Morose family. In Stubbes’

Anatomie of Abuses (1583) is a dialogue about old barbers, which we

will in part transcribe:

“There are no finer fellowes under the sunne, nor experter in

their noble science of barbing than they be; and therefore,

in the fulness of their overflowing knowledge, (oh! ingenious

heads, and worthy to be dignified with the diademe of folly and

vain curiositie!) they have invented such strange fashions and

monstrous manners of cutting, trimmings, shavings, and washings,

that you would wonder to see.... Besides that, when they come

to the cutting of the haire, what snipping and snapping of the

cycers is there, what tricking and trimming, what rubbing,

what scratching, what combing and clawing, what trickling and

toying, and all to tawe out money, you may be sure. And when

they come to washing, oh! how gingerly they behave themselves

therein; for then shall your mouth be bossed with the lather

or fome that riseth of the balles (for they have their sweete

balles wherewithall they use to washe); your eyes closed must

be anointed therewith also. Then snap go the fingers; ful

bravely, God wot. Thus, this tragedy ended, comes me warme

clothes to wipe and dry him withall; next the eares must be

picked and closed togither againe artificially forsooth; the

hair of nostrils cut away, and every thing done in order comely

to behold. The last action in this tragedie is the paiment of

monie. And least these cunning barbers might seem unconscionable

in asking much for their paines, they are of such a shamefast

modestie, as they will aske nothing at all, but, standing to

the curtesie and liberalitie of the giver, they will receive

all that comes, how much soever it be, not giving anie again, I

warrant you; for take a barber with that fault, and strike off

his head. No, no, such fellows are _Raræ in terris, nigrisque

simillimi cygnis_,--“Rare birds upon the earth, and as geason

as black swans.” You shall have also your Orient perfumes for

your nose, your fragrant waters for your face, wherewith you

shall bee all to besprinkled: your musicke againe, and pleasant

harmonie shall sound in your eares, and all to tickle the

same with vaine delight. And in the end your cloke shall be

brushed, and, God be with you, gentleman!...* * * * * * But yet

I must needs say (these nisities set apart) barbers are verie

necesarie, for otherwise men should grow verie ougglisom and

deformed, and their haire would in processe of time overgrowe

their face, rather like monsters, than comlie sober Christians.”

Stubbes, himself, was an inveterate trifler--one of an army of pigmies

warring against cranes; but we acquit him of all malice; he belonged

to that numerous class who originate nothing, but find fault with

everything--

“The long-neck’d geese of the world for ever hissing dispraise

Because their natures are little,”

as Tennyson calls them. An apt turn for flattery was very requisite in

an accomplished barber--one of the most difficult things, by the way,

for humanity to attain to; for if satire should wound, like a keen

razor, “with a touch that’s scarcely felt or seen,” flattery, like

rouge, should be applied with a very delicate hand, indeed. Suckling’s

verses allude to this hazardous feat:

“When I’m at work, I’m bound to find discourse

To no great purpose, of great Sweden’s force,

Of Witel, and the Burse, and what ’twill cost

To get that back which was this summer lost.

So fall to praising of his lordship’s hair,

Ne’er so deformed, I swear ’tis _sans_ compare:

I tell him that the King’s does sit no fuller,

And yet his is not half so good a colour:

Then reach a pleasing glass, that’s made to lye

Like to its master most notoriously:

And if he must his mistress see that day,

I with a powder send him strait away.”

But other duties such as bleeding, cupping, and drawing teeth had to be

attended to in turn. Those who have seen the

“Black rotten teeth in order strung,

Rang’d cups, that in the window stood,

Lin’d with red rags to look like blood,”

will acknowledge that this was once a very important branch of

industry. We have ourselves seen the tooth of some unknown animal

in a collection of the kind, which, for size, would have astonished

Professor Owen; the sight of it, we were told, had frightened away many

a toothache. The reader has probably met with the anecdote of Queen

Elizabeth, who hesitated about having a tooth drawn; when Bishop Aylmer

sat down in the chair, and said to the operator, “Come, though I am

an old man, and have but few teeth to spare, draw me this!” which was

done; and the queen, seeing him make so slight a matter of it, sat down

and had hers drawn, also.

When it was part of the popular belief that the human subject required

to be bled at regular intervals to ensure good health and make the

ladies fair, and when every barber-surgeon was ready “to breathe a

vein,” we may be sure the lancet was in constant request. Cupping

was recommended to remove a catarrh or cold in the head; and one who

made trial of its virtues says, he was startled by being asked by the

operator if he wished to be _sacrificed_; but declined being

scarified on that occasion. We take it for granted there must have

been uncommon stamina in the British constitution, or it would long

since have broken down hopelessly under the rough handling it has

undergone.

Benjamin Suddlechop, in Scott’s “Fortunes of Nigel,” has become the

model barber of our popular literature; the sketch is confessedly a

slight one, and, indeed, after Cervantes, Fielding, Smollett, and Le

Sage--not to mention others--have given their delineations of the

character, the barbers stand in need of no further help to fame.

Even Suddlechop had some music in his soul; his shop in Fleet-street

resounded with the tinklings of the guitar, where the lover, if so

inclined, might warble “a woeful ballad to his mistress’ eyebrows,” or

flay some spell-bound Marsyas with sounds by no means

“As sweet and musical

As bright Apollo’s lute, strung with his hair.”

But what shall we say to Suddlechop’s little back shop, from which

he supplied his customers with strong waters. We consider this a sad

blot upon his fame. Many of the barbers sold cordials and compounded

English _aqua-vitæ_, and to them we are indebted for some of the

earliest recipes for British brandy--an abominable mixture, which, like

the filthy poison known as gin, has destroyed more victims than ever

groaned under the lancet of the barber-surgeon. Could these worthies

have foreseen what scandalous things would come of this gin drinking,

how

“The vitriol madness flashes up in the ruffian’s head,

Till the filthy by-lane rings to the yell of the trampled wife,”

what disease, and want, and wretchedness, and crime, are engendered

of this poison to men’s souls--all to build up the fortunes of a few

wealthy capitalists--we are sure even the strong nerves of the dashing

barber would have failed him, and he would have turned with loathing

from the hateful traffic. Rabelais makes Pope Calixtus a woman’s barber

in the other world, which might be a very salutary discipline for a

proud pontiff; and we put it to the prince of jovial drinkers himself

to suggest any more fitting purgatorial chastisement for the gin-fire

aristocracy, than that of compelling them to drink their own vile

compounds: Prometheus, bound to the rock, with the vulture preying on

his liver, would be but a faint type of their misery.

Before we dismiss Suddlechop, we have to remark that though dame

Ursula, his wife, carried on the sale of cosmetics and perfumes, and

dealt in other mysteries in her own room at hand, the business of a

perfumer, as the term is now understood, had nothing to do with the

ancient craft of barbery; such matters concerned St. Veronica and the

milliners--the barbers and their patron saint, St. Louis, were engaged

on higher mysteries. To preserve order, or, more probably, to promote

merriment, a list of forfeits was hung up in the shop; those who chose

to pay them did, and those who did not might laugh at them--

“like the forfeits in a barbers shop,

As much in mock as mark.”

Some old-fashioned “rules for seemly behaviour” have been handed to

certain learned antiquaries as genuine regulations of the craft; but

old birds are not to be caught with chaff, and the archæologist knows

better. The forfeits are said to have been incurred by meddling with

the razors, talking about cutting throats, swearing, pricking another

with the spurs, taking another’s turn, interrupting the barber, and

such like venial offences. It was formerly the custom to apply the soap

with the hand when lathering the beard; the practice of using a brush

was a French innovation, not known in England till the year 1756. Nor

must we omit to mention that contrivance of the dark ages, the barber’s

candlestick, which consisted of an upright wooden stem, pointed at the

lower end, which was fixed in the apron string, and a projecting branch

moveable round the stem to hold the candle.

Down even to the time of Queen Anne the barber’s shop was frequented

by the better sort of people, and the hand that trimmed the tradesman

curled the courtier. In Green’s “Quip for an Upstart Courtier,” (1592),

we read, “With quaint terms you greet Master Velvet-breeches withal,

and at every word a snap with your scissors, and a cringe with your

knee; whereas, when you come to poor Cloth-breeches, you either cut his

beard at your own pleasure, or else in disdain ask him if he will be

trimmed with Christ’s cut, round like the half of a Holland cheese?”

Some of the old histories afford curious glimpses of the varied

fortunes of the trade. In the time of Henry VI., the king’s palace was

surrounded by little barbers’ shops, under the direction of the barber

of the household. There being then no carriages, and the streets being

dirty, it is probable that those who went to court were first shaved

and dressed in these shops. A considerable fee was given to this barber

for shaving every Knight of the Bath, on his creation; forty shillings

from every baron; one hundred shillings from every earl; and ten pounds

from every duke. The barbers of London were first incorporated by

King Edward IV., in 1461, and at that time were the only persons who

practised surgery. In France the Company of Barbers dates from 1096.

An association called the Company of Surgeons was then formed prior to

the act of Henry VIII., regulating the trade of barbers and surgeons.

This act incorporated the company of surgeons with the barbers, under

the name of the Barbers and Surgeons of London, and defined the duties

of both professions: the barbers were not to practice surgery further

than drawing of teeth, and the surgeons were strictly prohibited from

exercising the craft of shaving. It is needless to add, that to a much

later period, any act of parliament to the contrary notwithstanding,

the barber did as much of the surgeon’s work as he could get. In

certain articles devised by Henry VIII. for the establishment of good

order in his household and chambers, there is an order by which the

king’s barber is “expressly enjoined to be cleanly, and by no means to

frequent the company of idle persons and misguided women, for fear of

danger to the king’s most royal person.”

Montaigne complains (1581) that throughout Italy he had not been able

to get hold of a single barber that could either shave him, or cut, or

arrange his hair properly. The barber of King Charles II. seems to have

acquired somewhat of the levity of his master, (evil communications

corrupt good manners); for one day, while shaving him, with his usual

familiarity he hazarded the remark, that none of his majesty’s officers

had a greater trust than himself. “How so, friend?” quoth the king.

“Why,” said the barber, “I could cut your majesty’s throat whenever

I liked.” Charles started up at the idea, and, using his favourite

oath, exclaimed, “Odds fish, the very thought is treason!” Nor could

King Charles have forgotten the occasion when William Penderel first

performed the office of barber, and shaved and trimmed him in a very

sorry fashion, that he might elude his enemies. Royalty must at all

times have been a very awkward customer for the barber to meddle with.

Midas’ barber who appears to have had the _cacoethes loquendi_

which is said to be endemic with the craft, suffered dreadfully in

consequence. Fortunately for a few crowned heads, the tonsor, taught

discretion by the story of Midas, has become the most prudent of men,

and not a whisper is uttered on earth of any peculiar developement

about the ears which the Phrygian cap effectually conceals from the

vulgar.

Female barbers were not unknown to our forefathers, and, till within a

few years, were to be met with in the provinces: possibly some “weird

sisters” still survive in odd localities. We remember a sturdy little

Welsh woman who wielded the razor very successfully in her native town,

and was patronized extensively by the sailors and quarrymen. The five

barberesses of Drury Lane, who dreadfully maltreated a woman in the

reign of Charles II., are remembered for their infamy. Local histories

tell of a noted barberess in Seven Dials, and of a black woman who

did duty at Butcher Row, near the Temple. The delicate manipulation

of female artists is proverbial; but one shudders at the thought of

encountering the armed hand of the female barber; for who has forgotten

the trick which the barber-damsel put upon Don Quixote, when she raised

a lather a span high, covering up his face and beard with a white

foam, and then left him for awhile with his neck outstretched, and his

eyes half shut, “the strangest and most ridiculous figure imaginable;”

and how poor Sancho was threatened with still worse consequences, and

protested loudly against the beard-scouring by the scullions, adding,

with his usual shrewdness, that there was no such difference between

him and his master, that one should be washed with angel water and

the other with devil’s-ley. Southey informs us that female shavers

were not uncommon in Spain in his day. The more feminine occupation of

hair-dressing was long carried on by the other sex, in a becoming and

artistic manner: witness the announcement of one of them, copied by

Strutt from the original in the British Museum:--

A [Illustration] R

_Next Door to the Golden Bell, St. Bride’s Lane, Fleet Street_,

LYVETH LYDIA BEERCRAFT,

Who cutteth and curleth ladies, gentlemen, and children’s

hair.--She sells a fine pomatum, which is mix’d with ingredients

of her own makeing, that if the hair be never so thin, it makes

it grow thick; and if short, it makes it grow long. If any

gentleman’s or children’s hair be never so lank, she makes it

curle in a little time, and to look like a perriwig.

It will be observed in Queen Anne’s reign no other style but that of

the perriwig was thought worthy of imitation. In former times, the

university barber was a person of some consequence. The vice-chancellor

and proctors invited the fraternity to an annual supper, and no barber

or hair-dresser could exercise his vocation in the university unless

he matriculated,--took the usual oath, and had his name entered on

the books of the university. It was usual for the college barber to

wait upon the “freshmen,” and dress and powder them in the prevailing

fashion--a custom which Southey was among the first to resist--an

innovation he would scarcely have ventured on in after life.

The home of the first Company of Barber-Surgeons in London was probably

where the hall of their successors, the barbers, is at this day, in

Monkwell Street. The present building was erected by subscription

some years after the Fire of London, which all but consumed its

predecessor: a portion of the hall, of a semicircular shape, is

actually within one of the bastions, still entirely perfect, of the old

Roman wall--the ancient boundary of the metropolis. The court-room,

designed by Inigo Jones, though small, is of fine proportions, and

contains what must now be considered the chief riches of the company--a

noble painting by Holbein, “Henry VIII. granting the charter to the

Barber-Surgeons”--one of the finest pictures by Holbein in this

country. There is also a portrait of Inigo Jones, by Vandyke; a picture

by Sir Peter Lely, and other valuable paintings. The Company possesses

a silver-gilt cup, presented by Henry VIII.; another the gift of

Charles II.; and a large bowl given by Queen Anne. Such are some of

the relics the barbers may still feel proud of, which we trust are

not fated to decay; but, as this is eminently an age of revival and

restoration, it is to be hoped the old hall may yet see better days;

that, whatever was garnered up of old by the wisdom and prudence of our

forefathers, may be wisely and liberally enjoyed by this generation,

and the good work carried on and extended for a later age. The arms of

the barbers are:--

Quarterly first and fourth, _sa_, a chevron between three fleams

_ar_, second and third, per pale _ar_, and vert, a spatula in

pale _ar_, surmounted of a rose, _gu_, charged with another of

the first; the first rose regally crowned _proper_. Between

the four quarters a cross of St. George, _gu_, charged with a

lion passant gardant, _or_. _Crest_--An opinicus, with wings

indorsed, _or_. _Supporters_--Two lynxes _proper_, spotted

of various colours, both ducally collared and chained, _or_.

_Motto_--“De præscientia Dei.”

If we were privileged to direct our thoughts to other lands, and to

record the pleasant life of that admirable humourist, the barber of

Southern Europe, we might hope to add a little sunshine to these pages.

Who enjoys life better than Figaro--who is as well entertained--who is

half as entertaining?

Ah che bel vivere!

Che bel piacere per un barbiere di qualita,

Ah bravo Figaro, bravo bravissimo fortunatissimo.

What a lively, sensuous, _al fresco_ life he has of it at Naples;

content, without the semblance of property of any kind; in action, free

as the breeze; and in spirit, buoyant as a wave.

Ah che bel vivere!

But the shrine of Figaro must be sought in Seville. In the charming

fictions of Cervantes and Le Sage, we seem to live on most familiar

terms with the Spanish barber, as much so, as with Smollett’s Hugh

Strap, or Partridge in Fielding’s “Tom Jones.” So truthfully is the

invisible world peopled for us by the power of genius. Romance seems in

some way associated with the character of a barber--

“In Venice, Tasso’s echoes are no more,

And songless rows the silent gondolier;”

but the barber still contrives an occasional serenade, accompanying

his amorous tinklings with vocal strains which would rouse the Seven

Sleepers. What a contrast to his European brethren is the grave barber

of the East, who is usually physician, astrologer, and barber, and

better known to most of us by the amusing story in the Arabian Nights

than from any other source. Much might be said of Yankee wit and humour

in the person of the American barber; something too, of the crude state

of the art in Africa, where, to complete her modest coiffure, the sable

beauty is seated in the sun with a lump of fat on her head, which

trickles down in resplendent unctuous streams with a profusion enough

to make a railway engine jealous. Nor can we stop to notice the Chinese

“one piccie Barber-man,” whose speculations on heads and tails must be

highly amusing; for the Fates are inexorable, and our canvass too small

to complete the picture.

We must not, however, omit all mention of the trade in human hair, on

which the wig-maker is dependent for his supplies. Ovid alludes to this

traffic--light and auburn hair was most sought for by the Roman ladies

which was brought from Germany and the North of Europe--

“Hair is good merchandise, and grown a trade,

Markets and public traffic thereof made;

Nor do they blush to cheapen it among

The thickest number, and the rudest throng.”

In the reign of Elizabeth, the wearing of false hair was something of a

novelty; Italian ladies of no reputation are said to have first revived

the fashion. Stubbes took up the cudgels in earnest; he says:--

“They are not simply content with their own hair, but buy other

hair, either of horses, mares, or any other strange beasts,

dyeing of what colour they list themselves. And if there be any

poor woman (as now and then we see--God doth bless them with

beauty as well as the rich) that have fair hair, these nice

dames will not rest till they have bought it. Or if any children

have fair hair, then will entice them into a secret place, and

for a penny or two they will cut off their hair; as I heard that

one did in the city of Londinium of late who, meeting a little

child with very fair hair, inveigled her into a house, promised

her a penny and so cut off her hair.”

In more modern times the demand has created a distinct branch of trade,

and various agencies are at work to procure the needful supply. Black

hair comes principally from Brittany and the South of France, where

it is collected by dealers who visit the principal fairs, and barter

ribbons, kerchiefs, and such matters, for the tresses of the Breton

lasses. From a superstitious feeling, most of them are averse to take

money for their hair, and consider it unlucky to do so. As it is an

invariable custom for the females to wear a close cap from childhood,

the loss of their magnificent _chignons_ is thereby concealed.

Germany supplies the market, as of old, with light and flaxen hair,

and this branch of trade is chiefly carried on by a Dutch company.

The London hair-dressers alone, purchase some five tons annually. The

annual consumption in Great Britain of foreign human hair is assumed

to be about six tons. Hair which curls naturally, and is of good

colour and very fine, commands the highest price; and certain shades,

which are comparatively rare, are much sought for. Such choice lots

are packed up in skins, to exclude the air, and exported to the best

markets. Fashion, however, has much to do in regulating the price.

Bryant, the American poet, whose Pegasus seems to have taken fright at

the gaudeous dresses of the beauties in the Broadway, thus discourses

of hair with a poet’s license:

“And thick about those lovely temples lie

Locks that the lucky Vignardonne has curled.

Thrice happy man! whose trade it is to buy,

And bake, and braid those love-knots of the world;

Who curls of every glossy colour keepest,

And sellest, it is said, the blackest cheapest.

And well thou mayst--for Italy’s brown maids

Send the dark locks with which their brows are dressed,

And Gascon lasses, from their jetty braids,

Crop half, to buy a riband for the rest;

And the fresh Norman girls their tresses spare,

And the Dutch damsel keeps her flaxen hair.

Then, henceforth, let no maid nor matron grieve,

To see her locks of an unlovely hue,

Grizzled or thin, for liberal art shall give

Such piles of curls as nature never knew.

Eve, with her veil of tresses, at the sight

Had blushed, outdone, and owned herself a fright.”

When long-curled perriwigs were in fashion, some fine heads of hair

fetched extraordinary prices; and as it was impossible to find human

hair in sufficient quantity for the purposes of trade, recourse was

had to horse-hair. One of the companies projected just before the

bursting of the South Sea bubble, was a company for dealing in human

hair which promised unheard of profits. In “A Description of Trades,”

published 1747, we are told, “that the business of hair-curlers and

sellers is properly a part of perriwig making, but of late years they

have prevailed so much as to become quite a separate trade, and really

not an inconsiderable one neither, some of them being even styled

_merchants_, who have the makers-up of hair in all shapes for

their customers. There are also abundance of hawkers and pedlars who

go up and down the country to buy up this commodity, who generally

dispose of it to these hair-sellers.” The material for a perriwig being

somewhat costly, and trickery not uncommon, the character of the barber

was the best guarantee for the quality of the wig. The reader has

probably heard how Tom Brown, meeting a parson at Nando’s Coffee-house,

recommended him to the honestest perriwig-maker in Christendom--the

barber at Chelmsford, with his nineteen daughters, all bred up to his

own trade, and being kept unmarried, their hair grew so prodigiously

fast that it gave them full employment throughout the year; the barber

cropped them every four years, and never lacked a plentiful harvest--so

that Chelmsford was as famous for its wigs, as Romford for calves. The

girls were all virtuous, which made the hair the stronger, and there

was not finer hair to be had in the kingdom. On this, the parson who

was in want of a new wig, and had been cheated in his last purchase,

set out for Chelmsford, and returned thoroughly satisfied--that he had

been sent on a fool’s errand.

The value of long fair hair, when wigs were in fashion, is amusingly

shown in Walpole’s anecdote of the Countess of Suffolk, married to Mr.

Howard. “Such was their poverty, that having invited some friends to

dinner, and being disappointed of a small remittance, she was forced

to sell her hair to furnish the entertainment, and for which she

obtained twenty pounds.” Middle Row, Holborn, was chiefly inhabited by

perriwig-makers, and the French barbers congregated in Soho.

One of the mysteries of the craft was the art of dyeing hair, and every

barber was supposed to be fully initiated in this occult science.

Greeks and Romans performed similar feats in their day, but blonde

hair being most esteemed, the compositions they used were of a very

different nature to those employed by the moderns; strictly speaking

they could hardly be called dyes, they partook more of the nature of

caustic pomades and pigments: such were the _pilæ Mattiacæ_, the

_caustica spuma_, _spuma Battava_, &c., of their authors,

imported for the most part from Germany. Making old folks young again,

at least in appearance, was not beyond the power of Roman art, for

the locks of age, white as the plumage of the swan, could be suddenly

changed to that of a crow. Sir Thomas Brown suggests that Medea might

have possessed some famous dye:--“That Medea, the famous sorceress,

could renew youth, and make old men young again, was nothing else but

that, from the knowledge of simples, she had a receipt to make white

hair black, and reduce old heads into the tincture of youth again.”

Mohammed forbade the dyeing of the hair; and a story is told of Herod,

that in order to conceal his advanced age, he used secretly to dye his

grey locks with a dark pigment In the greater number of Anglo-Saxon

M.S.S. the hair and beard are painted blue, and sometimes green and

orange. Strutt concluded from this, that the Saxons dyed or tinged

their hair in some way; but the point is doubtful. In the fourteenth

century, yellow was the favourite colour, and saffron was used as a

dye. Again, in Elizabeth’s reign, fair hair became fashionable, and the

ladies used various compositions to obtain the desired shade. Stubbes

is indignant at the practice, and exclaims with his usual warmth:--“If

any have hair of their own natural growing which is not fair enough,

then will they dye it in divers colours, almost changing the substance

into accidents by their devilish, and worse than these, cursed

devices.” Foreign charlatans, quack doctors, and astrologers, were

formidable rivals of the barber, and succeeded in disposing of their

dyes and cosmetics in the most unblushing manner; some affected to be

so occupied in the sublime study of contriving cures for all the ills

which flesh is heir to, as to have no leisure for cosmetic practice,

and coolly announced that their wives attended to such matters. A high

German doctor and astrologer informed the public that he was blessed

with a wife “who could make red hair as white as a lily, shape the

eyebrows to a miracle, make low foreheads as high as you please, and

had a rich water which would make the hair curl.” The practice of

shaping the eyebrows, though now in disuse, was at one time considered

a very delicate and important operation. Every one has remarked the

extreme fineness of the eyebrows in the pictures of the great Italian

masters. The St. Catherine of Rafaelle, and the Saints of Francia, in

the National Gallery, are instances of this; such was the fashion of

the Italian ladies of the fifteenth century, and was esteemed a great

beauty. The eyebrows were carefully reduced in substance to a mere

line, till scarcely visible. A lady, whose lover had an unconquerable

aversion to red hair, once made application to a noted quack, who,

politely answered:--“This is no business of mine, but my wife’s, who’ll

soon redress your grievances, and furnish you with a leaden comb and my

_Anti-Erythrœan Unguent_, which after two or three applications

will make you as fair or as brown as you desire.” We hope, for the

ladies sake, it turned out to be the true _Elisir d’amore_. A Mr.

Michon, a goldsmith, in 1710, advertised a clear fluid, which would

change red or grey hair to brown or black, under the name of “The

Tricosian Fluid.” The remarkable success which attended the use of the

_Cyananthropopoion_, patronized by Titmouse Tittlebat, is known to

all readers of “Ten Thousand a Year.” It would, however, say but little

for the progress of chemistry in our day, if we were unprovided with

some efficient means of dyeing the hair; in competent hands, no doubt,

the thing is easy enough. The old-fashioned dyes are now perfectly

useless, and may safely be consigned to the same limbo with Peter

Pindar’s razors:

“Sir,” quoth the razor man, “I’m not a knave;

As for the razors you have bought,--

Upon my soul, I never thought

That they _would_ shave.”

“Not shave” cries Hodge, with wondering, staring eyes,

And voice not much unlike an Indian yell--

“What were they made for, then, you knave?” he cries.

“Made,” quoth the fellow, with a smile, “_to sell_.”

The names of no inconsiderable number of barbers are inscribed on

the roll of Fame. In the very foremost rank we may place that of the

poor barber, Arkwright, who lived to accomplish such great things

for the trade of this country. His was an instance of that material

success which the dullest can comprehend, and the vulgarest worshipper

of Mammon will stand agape at. To be knighted by the Sovereign, and

to realize half a million of money, would be fame enough for most

ambitious minds--but this is but dust in the balance, compared with

the value of the vast enterprise to which the barber’s talents gave

the first impulse. Wealth, beyond the dreams of avarice, has accrued

from that giant industry; and yet rival manufacturers would have

crushed him if they could, so blind is grasping selfishness to its

own true interests. Till the age of twenty-eight, Arkwright worked at

the barber’s trade, then turned dealer in hair, which he travelled

about to collect and dispose of to the trade. A hair-dye he happened

to get hold of was a source of considerable profit to him. But his

good genius was at hand to rescue him from obscurity, and although his

subsequent career appeals but little to the imagination, his fame will

long endure to attest the energy and the capability of the British

workman. Belzoni was another earnest spirit working out its freedom

in a different way. His adventurous career is well known; had it not

been for the promptings of an active mind, he might have lived and died

shaving beards at Padua. Burchiello, the Florentine, gave up the razor,

and courted the Muse, as he says in one of his sonnets;

“La Poesia combatti col rasio.”

Jasmin, the French poet of Agen, rose from extreme poverty to comfort

and independence as a barber, and acquired a well-earned reputation

by his pleasant verses “Les Papillotes,” and the Poem “L’Aveugle de

Castel Cuillé.” Allan Ramsey must be numbered with the barber poets;

and literature is indebted to Winstanley, a barber of the time of

Charles II., for his “Lives of the English Poets.” These, however, have

earned other titles than those conferred by their original calling;

there are others, whose sole claim to notice is their professional

reputation. Among the most noted barbers of their day we may mention

“the gentleman barber” to the Earl of Pembroke, who built a large

house with tennis-courts and bowling-green, nick-named Shaver’s

Hall, the resort of the gayest of the nobility, where many a fortune

was lost and won; and Farr who opened the well-known coffee-house,

“The Rainbow,” in Fleet Street, hard by Temple Bar. Lillie who had a

shop at the corner of Beaufort Buildings, in the Strand, whose fame

is preserved in the pages of the Tatler and Spectator. Honest Bat

Pigeon, of whom Steele and Addison make honourable mention. Gregory,

the famous peruke-maker, from whom the wig called a “Gregorian” took

its name, and who lies buried in the church of St. Clement Danes, with

an epitaph in rhyme, writ, says Aubrey, by a Baron of the Exchequer.

Shammeree, the fashionable wig-maker of the reign of William III.; and

Stewart, the author of the “The Noble Art of Hair-dressing.” Amid minor

celebrities, Don Saltero occupies a conspicuous place--he opened his

museum-coffee-house, in Cheyne Walk, Chelsea, in 1695. Sir Hans Sloane

supplied him with many curiosities for his museum. His own name was

James Salters. He claimed to have some skill on the fiddle, could draw

a tooth, made most excellent punch, and was esteemed a virtuoso and a

wit. He includes himself among the oddities at the Chelsea Knackatory,

with much complacency, in the following verses:

Through various employs I’ve past--

A scraper, virtuos’ projector,

Tooth-drawer, trimmer, and at last

I’m now a gim-crack-whim collector;

Monsters of all sorts here are seen,

Strange things in nature as they grew so:

Some relics of the Sheba Queen,

And fragments of the fam’d Bob Crusoe;

Knick-knacks, too, dangle round the wall,

Some in glass cases, some on shelf;

But, what’s the rarest sight of all,

Your humble servant shows himself--

On this my chiefest hope depends.

Now, if you will my cause espouse,

In Journals pray direct your friends

To my Museum-Coffee-house;

And in requital for the timely favour,

I’ll gratis bleed, draw teeth, and be your shaver.

Steele, alluding to Don Saltero, asks, “why must a barber be for ever a

politician, a musician, an anatomist, a poet, and a physician?” He was

evidently puzzled to account for the varied talents of the brotherhood.

The sons of barbers have, likewise, achieved great distinction: we

may instance Jeremy Taylor, secretary Craggs, the friend of Addison;

Tonson, the publisher; Turner, the painter; and Lord Tenterden. We are

told by one whose testimony we cannot doubt, that when Lord Tenterden

visited Canterbury in company with his son, he took him to the very

spot where his own father had carried on his humble trade, and said,

“Charles, you see this little shop; I have brought you here on purpose

to show it you. In that shop your grandfather used to shave for a

penny! That is the proudest reflection of my life! While you live

never forget that, my dear Charles.” Lord St. Leonards, we believe,

rose from a sphere equally humble, and his father followed the same

trade. Lord Campbell has rescued the name of “Dick Danby” from oblivion

by a kindly notice in one of his volumes, “One of the most intimate

friends I have ever had:” says his lordship, “was Dick Danby, who kept

a hair-dresser’s shop under the Cloisters in the Inner Temple. He could

tell who were getting on and who were without a brief, who succeeded

by their talents and who hugged the attorneys, who were desirous

of becoming puisne judges, and who meant to try their fortune in

parliament, which of the chiefs was in a failing state of health, and

who was next to be promoted to the collar of S.S. Poor fellow! he died

suddenly, and his death threw a universal gloom over Westminster Hall,

unrelieved by the thought that the survivors who mourned him might

pick up some of his business--a consolation which wonderfully softens

the grief felt for the loss of a favourite Nisi Prius leader.” We may

conclude by quoting the words of the same learned author:--“Although

there be something exciting to ridicule in the manipulations of

barbers, according both to works of fiction and the experience of life,

there is no trade which furnishes such striking examples of ready wit,

of entertaining information, and of agreeable manners.”

STRUCTURE, GROWTH,

AND

COLOUR OF THE HAIR.

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