MR. JOUR. (_after having made two bows, finds himself too near
to_ DORIMENE). A little farther, Madam.
DORI. What?
MR. JOUR. One step more, if you please.
DOR. What then?
MR. JOUR. Fall back a little for the third.
DOR. Mr. Jourdain, Madam, knows whom he is addressing.
MR. JOUR. Madam, it is a very great glory to me that I am fortunate
enough to be so happy as to have the felicity that you should have had
the goodness to do me the honour of honouring me with the favour of
your presence, and had I also the merit to merit such merit as yours
and that heaven ... envious of my good fortune ... had granted me ...
the advantage of being worthy ... of the....
DOR. Mr. Jourdain, this is quite enough; Madam does not care for great
compliments, and she knows that you are a clever and witty man.
(_Aside to_ DORIMENE) He is a harmless citizen, ridiculous
enough, as you see, in his behaviour.
DORI. (_aside to_ DORANTE). It is not difficult to perceive that.
DOR. Madam, this is one of my greatest friends.
MR. JOUR. You do me too much honour.
DOR. A most excellent and polite man.
DORI. I feel the greatest esteem for him.
MR. JOUR. I have done nothing as yet, Madam, to deserve such a favour.
DOR. (_aside to_ MR. JOURDAIN). Be very careful not to speak to
her of the diamond you gave her.
MR. JOUR (_aside to_ DORANTE). May I not just ask her how she
likes it?
DOR. (_aside to_ MR. JOURDAIN). Eh? Be sure not to do that. It
would be most vulgar of you; and to behave like a true gentleman, you
should act in all things as if you had made no present at all.
(_Aloud_) Mr. Jourdain says, Madam, that he is delighted to see
you in his house.
DORI. He does me great honour.
MR. JOUR. (_aside to_ DORANTE). How truly obliged I am to you,
Sir, for speaking of me to her as you do.
DOR. (_aside to_ MR. JOURDAIN). I had all the trouble in the
world to make her come here.
MR. JOUR. (_as before_). I don't know how to thank you enough for
it.
DOR. He says, Madam, that he thinks you the most beautiful woman in
the world.
DORI. It is a great favour he does me.
MR. JOUR. Madam, it is you who grant the favours, and....
DOR. Let us think of the dinner.