CHAMPAGNE OR LEMONS?

In a match which took place in the Midlands last season, the

home team gave a particularly poor display in the second half,

and one of the directors said to me, “They have been behaving

foolishly to our men. The trainer gave them champagne during

the interval, and I do not think that is a good drink for them

to have. The momentary feeling of exhilaration following a

glass of champagne soon wears off.”

If the form manifested by the team which had the champagne that

day may be taken as a criterion as to the merits of champagne

as a stimulant for football purposes, then all I can say is,

that I never want to see a team receive such a stimulant again.

It may not have been the champagne that caused their poor form;

but at any rate their play was poor.

I recall another interesting instance in which champagne played

a part. I am going back a long time now, but the circumstances

were exceptional.

Away in the remote eighties, Moseley (as they often were then)

were in possession of the Midland Counties Rugby Challenge Cup,

and one of their supporters was interested in Aston Villa. I do

not know whether it was Kenneth Wilson or not, for Kenneth

Wilson, I may say, was a Pollokshields man, who was in business

in Birmingham. He was a splendid athlete, and played for Aston

Villa, and also for Moseley under Rugby rules simultaneously. I

expect he had something to do with the incident.

At any rate, the Cup made its appearance at Perry Barr on the

day that Aston Villa were playing an English Cup tie with

Darwen. Now the Aston Villa team of that period, captained by

the great Archie Hunter, was as bonny a set in a social sense

as I have ever known. They were grand footballers, and played

the game for all they were worth when they were on the field.

But it was a loose and lax age as compared with the present

football era, and during the interval some one filled the Cup

with champagne, and the Villa players drank to the prosperity

of the Moseley Club--and very bad football they played after

the interval, too.

I do not suppose for a moment that any one player had much

champagne, but from what I could see of their demeanour, I came

to the conclusion that champagne was a bad thing to play

football on. At any rate, the Villa had the greatest difficulty

in avoiding defeat at the hands of Darwen. If I remember

aright, the great Hugh McIntyre, who died in London last year,

and was better known as a Blackburn Rover, kept goal

brilliantly for Darwen that day.

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