CHAPTER III.

THE CADGING HOUSE.

As this is the first attempt that has been made to describe a Cadging

House, we perhaps may be excused in being somewhat particular. The

outside of this dwelling was more cleanly and decent than we had been

led to expect. The window of the low front room, which was large and

rather bowed, still retained the remains of its former shop-like

appearance, was modestly screened in the inside by a green curtain;

and the step of the door was nicely scoured and sanded.

On entering, we were struck with the establishment-like appearance of

the room. Rows of common tin tea-pots were ranged along the dresser.

As for the shelves, they literally lined the walls, well filled with

plates, dishes, and tea-ware. The landlady came forward to meet us, a

tall, genteel woman, with the manners of one apparently used to

better society. After putting down our groat, and giving into her hand

a certain garment wrapped in a handkerchief, in case of accidents, we

were told that the men's kitchen was in the next house, the first door

on the right hand side, in the entry. By this, we found that the

threshold on which we then stood, was no less than the high quarters

set apart for the barrack-master himself. Accordingly, we sallied out

for No. 12: but, before going in, we took the liberty to make a survey

of this "Vagabond's Home!" and, in troth, it did well deserve that

name.

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The low front room or parlour, whose fate it was now to be the

Cadger's Kitchen, had certainly the same shop-like appearance as that

of No. 13--but there the likeness ended. The door, which led into the

street, instead of having the clean, welcome, and open look of its

neighbour, was fast nailed up, and bore evident marks that many a sick

man had leaned against it. The door-light--the window above the

door--had been taken out, or what is more likely, knocked out, and its

place supplied with a wooden shutter, which was raised up during the

day, to let in the light, and air: and as for the window itself, with

the exception of a few panes of glass in the centre, here and there

patched with brown paper, it was almost wholly made up with squares of

wood--giving ocular proof that glass was of a very brittle nature in

St. Giles's.

After satisfying ourselves thus far, we proceeded to explore the

interior. A narrow passage ran between the houses, and led into a

tolerably large court, which, with those two, contained the number of

houses already stated. At the foot of this entry stood two or three

Moll Flanders looking husseys, who, it may be supposed, did not

neglect a passing salute. Farther up the yard, were some half-dozen

fellows, in parti-coloured dresses, (and not over particular about

shoes and stockings) smoking their cutties, and gambling at

pitch-penny.

We next proceeded to the kitchen--and a den-like retreat it was--dark

and gloomy from the partial light let in by the few remnants of glass,

it seemed well calculated to harbour felon thoughts. The room itself

was moderate enough in size--a good fire, and an excellent grate,

containing a copper of boiling water, always kept full by a pipe

conveyed to it from a cask raised on one side of the fire-place, was

all that we could see that approached to anything like luxury or

comfort. Beneath this cask lay a heap of coke and coal, and a

coal-heaver's shovel leaned against the wall, at the service of any

one who loved a cheerful hearth. The floor and walls did not differ

much in colour, the former being of a dusky hue, that knew of no other

purifier save the birchen broom; and the latter, a dirty red--a daub

long since and clumsily made. A cuckoo-clock ticked on one side of an

old cupboard, and before the window was spread a large deal table, at

which sat the landlord playing at cards with a couple of ruffian-like

fellows. A small table (whose old-fashioned, crooked, mahogany legs,

showed that it had once been in a more honoured place; but the rough

deal covering with which it had been repaired, denoted that it was now

only fit for _cadger's plate_)--stood at the other end of the room,

behind the door. A man, in a decent but faded suit of clothes, sat on

one side--his arms were stretched over the table, and his head

half-buried within them--he was, apparently, asleep. The white apron,

that was wrapped round his waist, clearly proclaimed to what class he

belonged--the "Begging Tradesmen." A few things, tied to a blue

handkerchief, rested on one side of his head; and a parcel of ballads,

his whole stock-in-trade, lay on the other. Before the fire, warming

his back, stood a short, thick-set man, humming the air of a vulgar

ditty; his hands were thrust into the pockets of a velvet

shooting-jacket, ornamented with large ivory buttons, such as are

commonly worn by cabmen and other tap-room blackguards. His

countenance was by far too dark and sinister-looking to be honest,

and, as he occasionally favoured us with a few oblique and

professional glances from beneath a white _castor_, half-pulled over

his brow, it instinctively, as it were, reminded us of "my lord--the

prisoner at the bar."

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On a form against the wall, sat a tall and aged man, with a beard

like a hermit, all fluttering in rags--the very emblem of

wretchedness. He was relieving his uneasiness by giving his back every

now and then, a comfortable rub against the wall. A little on one side

of this forlorn being, at the head of the table where the landlord

sat, was a character that could hardly escape the notice of the most

obtuse observer, a stout active young man, in the very perfect costume

of a cadger. The upper part of his person was decorated with a piece

of a garment that had once been a coat, and of which there yet

remained a sleeve and a half; the rest was suspended over his

shoulders in shreds. A few tatters were arranged around his nether

parts, but they could scarcely be said to cover his nakedness; and as

for shoes, stockings, and shirt, they doubtless had been neglected, as

being of no professional use. A kind of a hat (which, from a piece of

the flap still remaining, showed that it had once possessed a brim)

ornamented as villanous a looking head as ever sat upon a pair of

shoulders--carrotty hair, that had as much pliancy as a stubble

field--a low receding forehead--light grey eyes, rolling about, with

as much roguery in them as if each contained a thief--a broad, snubby

nose--a projecting chin, with a beard of at least a month's

growth--the whole forming no bad resemblance to a rough, red,

wiry-haired, vicious terrier dog, whose face had been half-bitten off

by hard fighting. He was the very type of a hedge ruffian, and a most

proper person to meet any one "by moonlight alone."

----"He looked as if his blood

Had crept thro' scoundrels ever since the flood."

The very sight of this model of his tribe brought vagrancy, with all

her train, before our eyes, mugger's-carts, tinker's wives, bull dogs,

donkeys, creels, kail pots, and all the trumpery of a gipsey's camp.

This elegant individual, we found afterwards, answered to the very

proper appellation of "Cadger Jack." He was leaning over the table,

resting his arms on a bundle of matches, and grumbling heavily about

the times, "Cadging," he said, "was gone to the devil! He had been

out ever since the morning, and had not yet broke his fast; but if he

lived till Monday, he would go to the lord mayor." Here he used some

emphatic language, and swore he would not stir until he got relief.

"You will get three months to the tread-mill," observed a woman,

sitting opposite (the only one in the room, and a happy compound

between the slut and the sot).

He d----d the tread-mill, declared he had played at up and down before

now--and would go--they were compelled to give him something--the law

did not suffer any man to starve, and so on.

He was rattling on in his way, without any one paying the least

attention to what he said, when a lad about fourteen, decently

dressed, came in, carrying a box. He placed himself beside the window,

and began to display the contents of his trunk, offering for sale

several respectable articles of clothing for mere trifles.

"Go home, boy," (said a man who had just come in, with his arms

loaded with good things). "What brought you here? do you want to be

ruined? you have run away, you young rascal, and stole them things."

The younker, who was the very image of a spoiled child and natural

vagabond, replied with all the pertness and insolence of one that had

been over indulged, "that the things were his--he had paid for his

lodgings, and nobody had anything to do with him."

"When did he come here?" enquired the man, (the landlord by this time

had gone out).

"On Thursday," he was answered.

"It is a shame," he said, "to take in so young a boy; he should have a

stick laid across his back, and sent home again."

In defence of the landlord, it was argued, that if he did not take him

in, others would; and that his things were safe here, which might not

be the case elsewhere. This was admitted by our moralizer to be very

true.

"Howsomever," observed he, "all I know is this--that if the young dog

is not already a thief, I know that he has come to the right place to

become one."

"Aye, that he has," drawled out a half naked lusty young fellow,

raising himself slowly up from the form where he had been stretched

his full length, laying upon his face, the sluggard's favourite

position. Hogarth, or Joe Lisle, or any other character hunter, might

have taken this youth for the very Son of Idleness. There might

alternately be traced in his heavy features sluggard, loon, fool, and

rascal. "Aye, that's very true," he observed, "it was coming to St.

Giles's that was the ruin of me; and them there lasses," pointing to a

ruddy-faced girl, who had just popped her brazen front in at the door,

and who, in return for his salutation, politely placed her finger on

one side of her nose, then raising the hinder part of her body touched

it, in a style that would scarcely be tolerated at St. James's.

"Ah, you imp of Satan!" he bellowed out, as the young vixen scampered

away between a dance and a run, and again commenced his story:

"It was coming to St. Giles's, I was saying, was the ruin of me. I

robbed my father, but I got clear of that; then I robbed my mother, I

got turned away for that; my sisters took me in, I robbed them, and

was first to cut; at last, my aunt pitied and took care of me, I

robbed her too. But I got three month for that, and--"

"Hold your tongue, you ass," exclaimed half-a-dozen voices, "the

booby's mad, and should be sent to St. Luke's."

At this rebuff the hopeful youth grinned a grin something like the

triumph of a fool glorying in his shame; then thrusting his hand into

his bosom, was for a few moments lost in heavenly bliss, enjoying that

most ecstatic of enjoyments, which King Jamie, of clawing memory,

says, ought always to be reserved for kings--scratching; then rolled

himself down again, to have a little more folding of the arms, and a

little more slumber.

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