IS THERE A WOMAN IN THE BARN?
YOUD a dide to see the fun I had with Jobe day before yisterday. It was
warm like, and I went out to the barn to see what Jobe was a doin. When
I got up to the barn door I heerd Jobe a talkin. Peekin in through a
crack, I seed Jobe settin on the half-bushel, lookin desperate and jist
a layin it off with his hands, like as if he was argyin with some one.
At times he come so near a swearin that he is in danger of gittin
churched, if they find it out on him. Jist as I got my eye to that crack
he brought his fist down on his knee with force, and says, says he:
“Ive been made a fool of and I know it. Ive marched up to the ballot-box
for nigh onto thirty-five years and voted men into office that cared no
more for Jobe Gaskins and his likes than they did for a good fox hound,
and not as much. They said it was necessary to destroy the greenbacks,
and I said, ‘Destroy them.’ They said, ‘We ort to demonitize silver,’
and I said, ‘Demonitize her.’ I seed that times was gittin harder, but
they said way back in the seventies that the tariff ort to be higher,
and the next year higher, and higher, and higher. And every time they
said higher I hollered, and the higher they made it the louder I
hollered, and kept a hollerin until to-day about all I have to show for
my hollerin and votin is the holler, and there is dummed little of that
left now.
[Illustration: “Peekin through a crack.”]
“Here I am a old man. I have worked hard, year in and year out, and have
been fool enough to vote a ticket that was enslavin me for thirty years
or more. The wealth that I have produced by my hard work has been taken
from me by the laws they have made, while the fellers I have voted for
have got rich, and say that it is my fault if I am poor. Me and my likes
had to be made poor in order that others might be made rich. Its no
fault of mine. Ive tried to be honest and scorn dishonesty, and am
to-day nearly without a home for bein sich and for votin the strait
ticket and not askin what they was doin; while the fellers I have voted
for looked on dishonesty as a honor, and have made laws by which the
products of my labor has been taken from me and given to themselves and
others no more honest. Ime dummed if I know what to do.
“If I leave the party the polerticians and officeseekers will call me a
‘sorehead’ and sich names; if I stay in I am doomed to distress.
“I wish the Republicans would make some of them Populist ideas into a
law. Ide—Ide——”
Just then I opened the door all of a suddent, and says:
“Jobe, who air you talkin to?”
“Nobody, nobody,” says he, gittin up and steppin round, quick like.
“Jobe Gaskins,” says I, puttin my hands on my hips and throwin my head
back. “Jobe Gaskins, dident I hear you a talkin?”
“No, you dident,” says he, mad like. “I haint spoke a word for hours.”
[Illustration: “Jist a layin it off with his hands.”]
I stepped back a step or two, lookin Jobe square in the face. Says I:
“Jobe, I heerd you a talkin, and you needent deny it. If there is a
woman in this barn I want to know it.”
At that Jobe got mad, and comin at me with his fist drawed, says he:
“Betsy Gaskins, do you dare accuse me with anything like that?” grittin
his few teeth.
I had grabbed the pitchfork. Says I:
“Jobe, take care!”
He stopped, and I started to turn the hay upside down, sayin, “If there
is a woman in here, Ile—Ile——”
Jobe he watched me a minit or two; then says he:
“Betsy, what the Harry is the matter with you? There haint any woman in
here.”
And at that he sneaked out of the barn and went down in the sheep-shed.
Now, jist to think! There is Jobe Gaskins, a man of good sense, a man
who sees that every law made by the Republican party since the war was a
law agin him, and for people who make their livin off Jobe and his likes
without workin. Yit, fool like, Jobe will keep a votin his party ticket,
jist to please a lot of office-seekin canderdates and “hangers-on” that
eek out a existence by doin the dirty jobs set up by the leadin
polerticians and fellers who pay to git laws made agin Jobe and his
likes.
Jobe ort to be ashamed to admit that he was talkin the talk I heerd him
talkin.
But, poor Jobe, I suppose he will keep a votin for the hand that has
smote him, and will keep a smotin him, till he is in his grave and
beyond smotin.
Had the Republican party made laws for all the people, instid of for
only the rich; had they made laws to make interest less and taxes lower;
had they made laws to make it easier for people to borrow money when
they needed it, instid of makin it scarce and hard to git—I say, if they
had made sich laws, if they had been as foolish as my dream was, do you
suppose Jobe and me would have to go to court next week to show cause
why we hadent ort to be foreclosed?