CHAPTER XVI.

WHERE DID THEY ALL GO TO?

Having indicated to some extent the sources from which the great

demand for coachmen were supplied, I will venture to dwell, for a

moment, and not without feelings of regret, on the subject of their no

less rapid disappearance from the scene. It will, I am aware, have

little or no interest to many: well, then, let them skip it; but some

there may be, into whose hands this little volume finds its way, who

have sufficient remembrance of old days to be interested in it, and,

at any rate, it shall not occupy much space.

It is always a melancholy thing to see any class of men suddenly

deprived of their means of subsistence from no fault of their own. It

is very easy to say that if one trade fails another must be found, and

to some political economists this appears to be a sufficient solution

of the difficulty, but it by no means has that effect on the

sufferers. A man who has thoroughly learned one handicraft, can very

seldom become a proficient in any others; and it is always the

inferior workmen who are left out in the cold. Driving, like other

trades, was not learned without much practice, and does not fit a man

for any other business. Where, then, did they vanish to?

The guards could, and I believe did, to a large extent, find

employment on the railways in the same capacity, and, probably, some

coachmen also; but this could not absorb all, or, indeed, any very

large proportion of them. His means of subsistence consisted in his

power of driving horses. He could not drive a steam engine. It is

difficult to say where they all dispersed to. A considerable number,

no doubt, found employment upon omnibuses in London and other large

towns; but that was a sorry life, indeed, like slavery compared to

freedom, to one who had been accustomed to the cheery work on a coach.

Many of those who had had the good fortune to drive good paying

coaches, and had been thrifty, invested their savings in inns, and, in

some cases, in hotels of some importance. A few, some of whom I have

previously mentioned, followed the receding tide, and obtained drives

upon summer coaches. One who could horse a stage was pretty sure of

getting a drive on one of them, as there was frequently some

difficulty in finding people to cover the middle ground. Some few took

to farming, but I cannot call to mind anyone who prospered as an

agriculturist.

I fear the larger part died off rapidly. They were never a long-lived

class of men. Strange as it may sound, the natural healthiness of the

employment tended to shorten their lives. The constant passing through

the air promoted great appetites, which, for the most part were fully

gratified, and this, together with insufficient exercise, produced

disease. I have known some who took a good walk before or after the

day's drive, who lived to a hale old age, but too many seemed to think

that the driving was sufficient exercise, though it could only have

been very bad teams that made it so; worse than were put to coaches of

late years.

Joe Wall, who drove the Manchester "Telegraph" out of London, used to

take his exercise in a very aristocratic manner, as he always kept

one, and sometimes two hunters, at Hockliffe, where he left the coach,

and enjoyed his love for sport, as well as getting healthy exercise,

and occupying the time which would otherwise have hung heavy on his

hands, and possibly might have led him into mischief. This, however,

had its drawbacks, and, on one occasion, was very near leading to a

difficulty of no small magnitude. He had, as usual, been out hunting,

and had, unfortunately, experienced a bad fall, which incapacitated

him from driving the return coach, and, at first, it seemed as if it

could not find its way to London that evening, for it was not every

one, even though he might call himself a coachman, who was capable of

driving a coach at the pace at which the "Telegraph" was timed, on a

dark winter's evening, along a road crowded with so large a number of

vehicles of all descriptions as would be the case on one approaching

the metropolis. As good luck, however, would have it, an efficient

substitute turned up in the shape of a very able and experienced hand,

who had driven equally fast coaches. A few became horse-dealers, and I

knew one who was for many years the highly-valued stud-groom to the

late Sir W. W. Wynn, but, if I ever heard it, I have quite forgotten

what coach it was that Simpson drove. I believe he was a good

coachman, but he had the misfortune, though by no fault of his own, to

capsize the hound van, nearly killing that prince of huntsmen, John

Walker.

I once knew a guard who had previously followed the occupation of

clown in a circus. His experience there had made him active enough for

anything, but he and the coachman did not, I fancy, get on very well

together, as the latter used sometimes to speak of him in derision as

"my fool."

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