ONE TOUCH OF NATURE

The feelings of Mr J. Wilmot Birdsey, as he stood wedged in the crowd

that moved inch by inch towards the gates of the Chelsea Football

Ground, rather resembled those of a starving man who has just been

given a meal but realizes that he is not likely to get another for many

days. He was full and happy. He bubbled over with the joy of living and

a warm affection for his fellow-man. At the back of his mind there

lurked the black shadow of future privations, but for the moment he did

not allow it to disturb him. On this maddest, merriest day of all the

glad New Year he was content to revel in the present and allow the

future to take care of itself.

Mr Birdsey had been doing something which he had not done since he left

New York five years ago. He had been watching a game of baseball.

New York lost a great baseball fan when Hugo Percy de Wynter

Framlinghame, sixth Earl of Carricksteed, married Mae Elinor, only

daughter of Mr and Mrs J. Wilmot Birdsey of East Seventy-Third Street;

for scarcely had that internationally important event taken place when

Mrs Birdsey, announcing that for the future the home would be in

England as near as possible to dear Mae and dear Hugo, scooped J.

Wilmot out of his comfortable morris chair as if he had been a clam,

corked him up in a swift taxicab, and decanted him into a Deck B

stateroom on the _Olympic_. And there he was, an exile.

Mr Birdsey submitted to the worst bit of kidnapping since the days of

the old press gang with that delightful amiability which made him so

popular among his fellows and such a cypher in his home. At an early

date in his married life his position had been clearly defined beyond

possibility of mistake. It was his business to make money, and, when

called upon, to jump through hoops and sham dead at the bidding of his

wife and daughter Mae. These duties he had been performing

conscientiously for a matter of twenty years.

It was only occasionally that his humble role jarred upon him, for he

loved his wife and idolized his daughter. The international alliance

had been one of these occasions. He had no objection to Hugo Percy,

sixth Earl of Carricksteed. The crushing blow had been the sentence of

exile. He loved baseball with a love passing the love of women, and the

prospect of never seeing a game again in his life appalled him.

And then, one morning, like a voice from another world, had come the

news that the White Sox and the Giants were to give an exhibition in

London at the Chelsea Football Ground. He had counted the days like a

child before Christmas.

There had been obstacles to overcome before he could attend the game,

but he had overcome them, and had been seated in the front row when the

two teams lined up before King George.

And now he was moving slowly from the ground with the rest of the

spectators. Fate had been very good to him. It had given him a great

game, even unto two home-runs. But its crowning benevolence had been to

allot the seats on either side of him to two men of his own mettle, two

god-like beings who knew every move on the board, and howled like

wolves when they did not see eye to eye with the umpire. Long before

the ninth innings he was feeling towards them the affection of a

shipwrecked mariner who meets a couple of boyhood's chums on a desert

island.

As he shouldered his way towards the gate he was aware of these two

men, one on either side of him. He looked at them fondly, trying to

make up his mind which of them he liked best. It was sad to think that

they must soon go out of his life again for ever.

He came to a sudden resolution. He would postpone the parting. He would

ask them to dinner. Over the best that the Savoy Hotel could provide

they would fight the afternoon's battle over again. He did not know who

they were or anything about them, but what did that matter? They were

brother-fans. That was enough for him.

The man on his right was young, clean-shaven, and of a somewhat

vulturine cast of countenance. His face was cold and impassive now,

almost forbiddingly so; but only half an hour before it had been a

battle-field of conflicting emotions, and his hat still showed the dent

where he had banged it against the edge of his seat on the occasion of

Mr Daly's home-run. A worthy guest!

The man on Mr Birdsey's left belonged to another species of fan. Though

there had been times during the game when he had howled, for the most

part he had watched in silence so hungrily tense that a less

experienced observer than Mr Birdsey might have attributed his

immobility to boredom. But one glance at his set jaw and gleaming eyes

told him that here also was a man and a brother.

This man's eyes were still gleaming, and under their curiously deep tan

his bearded cheeks were pale. He was staring straight in front of him

with an unseeing gaze.

Mr Birdsey tapped the young man on the shoulder.

'Some game!' he said.

The young man looked at him and smiled.

'You bet,' he said.

'I haven't seen a ball-game in five years.'

'The last one I saw was two years ago next June.'

'Come and have some dinner at my hotel and talk it over,' said Mr

Birdsey impulsively.

'Sure!' said the young man.

Mr Birdsey turned and tapped the shoulder of the man on his left.

The result was a little unexpected. The man gave a start that was

almost a leap, and the pallor of his face became a sickly white. His

eyes, as he swung round, met Mr Birdsey's for an instant before they

dropped, and there was panic fear in them. His breath whistled softly

through clenched teeth.

Mr Birdsey was taken aback. The cordiality of the clean-shaven young

man had not prepared him for the possibility of such a reception. He

felt chilled. He was on the point of apologizing with some murmur about

a mistake, when the man reassured him by smiling. It was rather a

painful smile, but it was enough for Mr Birdsey. This man might be of a

nervous temperament, but his heart was in the right place.

He, too, smiled. He was a small, stout, red-faced little man, and he

possessed a smile that rarely failed to set strangers at their ease.

Many strenuous years on the New York Stock Exchange had not destroyed a

certain childlike amiability in Mr Birdsey, and it shone out when he

smiled at you.

'I'm afraid I startled you,' he said soothingly. 'I wanted to ask you

if you would let a perfect stranger, who also happens to be an exile,

offer you dinner tonight.'

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