I stopped at once.

'Come along,' said I to Charlie. 'That's our exit cue.'

And we walked off the floor amidst applause.

'Well,' says Charlie, taking out his handkerchief and attending to his

brow, which was like the village blacksmith's, 'we didn't do so bad,

did we? We didn't do so bad, I guess! We--'

And he looked up at the balcony, expecting to see the dear little wife,

draped over the rail, worshipping him; when, just as his eye is moving

up, it gets caught by the sight of her a whole heap lower down than he

had expected--on the floor, in fact.

She wasn't doing much in the worshipping line just at that moment. She

was too busy.

It was a regular triumphal progress for the kid. She and her partner

were doing one or two rounds now for exhibition purposes, like the

winning couple always do at Geisenheimer's, and the room was fairly

rising at them. You'd have thought from the way they were clapping that

they had been betting all their spare cash on her.

Charlie gets her well focused, then he lets his jaw drop, till he

pretty near bumped it against the floor.

'But--but--but--' he begins.

'I know,' I said. 'It begins to look as if she could dance well enough

for the city after all. It begins to look as if she had sort of put one

over on somebody, don't it? It begins to look as if it were a pity you

didn't think of dancing with her yourself.'

'I--I--I--'

'You come along and have a nice cold drink,' I said, 'and you'll soon

pick up.'

He tottered after me to a table, looking as if he had been hit by a

street-car. He had got his.

I was so busy looking after Charlie, flapping the towel and working on

him with the oxygen, that, if you'll believe me, it wasn't for quite a

time that I thought of glancing around to see how the thing had struck

Izzy Baermann.

If you can imagine a fond father whose only son has hit him with a

brick, jumped on his stomach, and then gone off with all his money, you

have a pretty good notion of how poor old Izzy looked. He was staring

at me across the room, and talking to himself and jerking his hands

about. Whether he thought he was talking to me, or whether he was

rehearsing the scene where he broke it to the boss that a mere stranger

had got away with his Love-r-ly Silver Cup, I don't know. Whichever it

was, he was being mighty eloquent.

I gave him a nod, as much as to say that it would all come right in the

future, and then I turned to Charlie again. He was beginning to pick

up.

'She won the cup!' he said in a dazed voice, looking at me as if I

could do something about it.

'You bet she did!'

'But--well, what do you know about that?'

I saw that the moment had come to put it straight to him. 'I'll tell

you what I know about it,' I said. 'If you take my advice, you'll hustle

that kid straight back to Ashley--or wherever it is that you said you

poison the natives by making up the wrong prescriptions--before she

gets New York into her system. When I was talking to her upstairs, she

was telling me about a fellow in her village who got it in the neck

just the same as you're apt to do.'

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