“The scene is a village on the outskirts of Muelhausen,” says a
correspondent in Bordeaux. “A lieutenant of German scouts dashes up to
the door of the only inn in the village, posts men at the doorway and
entering, seats himself at a deal table.
“He draws his saber and places it on the table at his side and orders
food in menacing tones.
“The village waiter is equal to the occasion. He goes to an outhouse and
fetches a hayfork and places it at the other side of the visitor.
“‘Stop, what does this mean?’ roars the lieutenant furiously.
“‘Why,’ says the waiter innocently, pointing to the saber, ‘I thought
that was your knife, so I brought you a fork to match.’”