ALL FOLLOWED THE BOTTLE

Here is a delightful story from a correspondent in France:

“A party of British bluejackets were being entertained by their future

allies ashore. A middy came off with the leave boat at 10 o’clock. He

noticed some of the men were half seas over and all were jolly.

“One of the bluejackets he saw had a bottle concealed beneath his

jumper. He directed a petty officer to take it from him and throw it

overboard. This was done--and the owner of it promptly jumped in after

it. The next moment half the boat’s company had dived overboard; the

other half were restrained by the officers. Fortunately every man was

saved. Next morning there was a parade on the quarter deck. The captain

complimented the men on their exploit of the night before, thanked God

they were safe and expressed pleasure that he had such a body of men

under him. The men received his praise stolidly. Then one spoke out:

“‘Sorry we were unsuccessful, sir,’ he said, saluting.

“‘But--but!’ said the captain, ‘I understood Seaman Robert Hodge was

saved.’

“‘Yes, sir, but we dived after the whiskey, sir. We knew Bob could look

after himself.’”

“JACQUES DID HIS DUTY!”

Details of how his son was wounded have just reached the French Foreign

Minister, Delcassé.

Lieutenant Jacques Delcassé, his sword in one hand and a revolver in the

other, was charging at the head of his company when a German bullet

struck him down. Gallantly struggling to his feet, Delcassé again dashed

at the enemy, but a second ball placed him out of action.

To his wife, who arrived at Bordeaux to-day, the Foreign Minister said:

“I’m proud of Jacques; he did his duty.”

“THE SCOUNDRELS!”

In the hospital at Bordeaux a soldier of the Second French Colonial

Regiment was operated upon for a horrible wound in the thigh, caused by

an explosive bullet. The orifice made by the bullet on entry was clean

and narrow, whereas at the exit it was several centimeters wide, while

the intermediate flesh was a mass of bruised and torn tissues, which

were entirely destroyed. As the surgeon cut away the flesh the wounded

man remarked:

“The blackguards! To think that I served two years in Morocco without a

scratch, and now these German scoundrels have served me like this.”

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