CHAPTER X.

THE BLACKS

If you ask what sort of a race the Blacks of Australia are, nine people

out of ten will immediately answer your question with that prompt

assurance which no one ever ventures to bring to bear on any subject,

except one about which he knows nothing and has thought less, and will

tell you that they are physically and intellectually the most degraded

race in the world.

There being no fixed standard to apply to the different races of the

world for the purpose of gauging their physical and intellectual

merits, we can only do so by comparing them with each other. When

compared with those nations of the Old World who are universally

admitted to have reached the highest point of civilisation as yet

known, the Australian Black is, of course, a very low specimen of the

human race indeed. But compared with the Digger Indians, the Bushmen of

South Africa, and the inhabitants of not a few of the islands of the

Pacific Ocean, he at once assumes a different aspect. I had thought of

comparing him to some of those savages by no means extinct in the Old

Country at the present day; but the comparison seems more than usually

odious, and I will pass on.

From a physical point of view, many of the Australian Blacks are

exceedingly fine specimens of humanity, and possess great muscular

strength. In swimming, diving, climbing, picking up and following a

trail, they are a match for any race under the sun; and in running

and jumping many of them would give a good deal of trouble to a

professional athlete. The extraordinary art of throwing a boomerang is

peculiar to them, and with a spear they are not to be surpassed.

It will be objected that these are a very low class of accomplishments,

displaying, with the exception of the boomerang, no inventive genius

whatever. This is quite true, but it is equally true that they answer

the end in view, which is more than can be said of many more elaborate

contrivances; and, as a rule, the simplest means of obtaining an

object are the best. Now the object of an Australian Black, in common

with most of his fellow-creatures, is to provide himself with food;

and it has been frequently brought forward as a proof of great want

of intelligence, that he has never invented a bow and arrow for this

purpose. But necessity, we all know, is the mother of invention, and

so long as a Black can with perfect ease kill as many birds and beasts

as he wants with sticks and spears, it is hardly fair to accuse him of

want of intelligence for not employing the more complicated appliances

which are necessary in countries where food is less plentiful and less

easily obtained. We might with equal justice and discernment abuse the

inhabitants of Upper Egypt, where it rains once in five years, for not

having invented umbrellas; or the Esquimaux for not using refrigerators

to preserve their meat. That the Blacks are by no means deficient in

natural ingenuity is proved by the stone-headed tomahawks, heavy wooden

swords, and bone-tipped spears which are in use amongst the wildest

of the tribes. No doubt, when game becomes too wild or too scarce to

be easily killed with sticks and stones, they will invent some more

ingenious way of procuring it.

[Illustration: BLACK-FELLOW PREPARING TO GO UP A TREE.]

The countenances of these niggers, often very pleasing, are seldom

devoid of a good deal of intelligence, and after a short intercourse

with civilisation are highly susceptible of that expression of finished

rascality which is usually supposed to be a peculiarity of the white

man. Their sense of humour and perception of the ridiculous is

exquisitely keen. A cow tumbling head over heels across a log in the

long grass, a man looking for a pipe which he has got in his mouth, or

a dog in search of food upsetting something on to its own head, and

running away like the deuce, with nothing after it, will make a black

fellow laugh for a week afterwards whenever he thinks of it. Nothing

with the ghost of a joke in it escapes him, and finer shades of humour

that are entirely lost upon many well-educated whites will be instantly

and thoroughly appreciated by him.

We had a black fellow on the station, by name Wakarra, who was as

pleasant a companion for a day’s ride as could be wished. It is not too

much to say his manners were those of a perfect gentleman. No amount of

hurry ever made him forget himself for an instant, no scolding made him

sulky, and no kindness made him disrespectful. The graceful ease with

which he used to remove his battered hat to any ladies that happened

to be staying on the station, was a sight that might have moved an Old

Country swell to tears of admiration. He learned to read with ease, and

had a most surprising faculty for asking questions. One day he wanted

to know how the sun set and rose. I explained to him that the earth

went round, which he understood perfectly; but when I told him how fast

it went, he thought for a bit, and asked why the trees and houses and

things did not all fall off? I told him that they were stuck on with

a kind of invisible glue, which only partially allayed his thirst for

information. He is certainly rather an extraordinary Black, and perhaps

hardly a fair specimen of his race. But I never saw one upon whose

education so much pains had been bestowed; and most likely here, as

elsewhere, there are just as good fish in the sea as ever came out of

it.

In acquiring the rudiments of civilisation, such as drinking, lying,

thieving, and twisting red handkerchiefs round their heads, the Blacks

show themselves to be very apt pupils. But in all the higher branches

of social science they are very backward. For instance, when their

relations become incapacitated by age or disease from following the

wanderings of the tribe, they have a nasty low habit of beating in

their heads with a club, instead of gently assisting the course of

nature by giving them little or nothing to eat, a method which I have

occasionally seen pursued with the greatest success by the inhabitants

of more civilised countries. Then, again, they are extremely particular

about their wives, and resent any interference with them on the part

of the rest of the tribe, with a violence which civilised society of

modern times has branded as being in the worst possible taste.

It has often been said that it is impossible to teach any sort of

religion to the Australian Blacks. I never heard of any great exertions

being made in this direction; but undoubtedly the great obstacle to

success would be not so much a black fellow’s want of intelligence, as

his unrestrained sense of the ridiculous. One of our poets has declared

that

“Life is a jest, and all things show it”;

and seeing that it is impossible at the outset to impress a nigger with

the solemnity of religion, there is great likelihood that he will fall

in with the views of the poet, and laugh at it immoderately.

I remember once trying to give a fairly intelligent Black some idea of

a future state. In the course of conversation he pointed up to the sky,

and said:

“Big one Master stop up there? Where you been see Him that One?”

“Yowi” (yes), I replied, “you better believe it. By and by you see Him

that One too.”

After a pause he again inquired, “That One got a store up there?”

Now the possession of a store implies unlimited power to a black

fellow, so I promptly replied:

“My word! altogether big one store up there. Plenty flour, plenty

tobacco; supposin’ you good one nigger, by and by you get plenty up

there.”

His next remark was, “I say! you go along o’ that One by and by?”

“Yowi,” said I, “mine think it. By and by go along o’ that One, get

wings, fly about close up like a bird.”

This appeared to interest him immensely, without striking him as

the least odd. But when I told him that if he behaved well he would

go there too, he had barely time to say “Gammon!” with an amount of

expression that no one but a nigger can put into that one word, before

rolling on to the ground in perfect convulsions of laughter. That a

white man should go to heaven seemed perfectly natural to him; but the

idea of a black fellow by any possibility getting there too, struck him

as so utterly funny that he went on laughing for a week after whenever

he saw me.

The Blacks that have received any religious instruction generally

sneak up to you in the towns and offer to parade their knowledge for a

consideration. “I say! you give it me one fellow sixpence, plenty mine

yabber-yabber--belief! I say! Glass of whiskey--Our Father,” and so on.

The most notable instance of anything like success attending the

attempt to proselytise a Black, was that of an old nigger who once

observed, in answer to some inquiry as to his views of a future state,

that, “supposin’ he was a bad nigger, altogether debbil-debbil come and

take him off.”

Their ordinary creed is very simple. “Directly me bung (die) me jump up

white feller,” and this seems to be the height of their ambition.

They have some sort of religion or superstition of their own. When a

warrior of celebrity dies, or succumbs to a blow on the head from a

nullah, they skin him with the greatest care, and, after eating as

much of him as they feel inclined for, they pick his bones beautifully

clean and wrap them up in his skin. Instances have been known where

Blacks have carried these relics about with them in all the wanderings

of their tribe for many years. Sometimes they embalm their chiefs,

but very rarely one would suppose, as up to the present time very few

of these mummies have ever fallen into the hands of white men. One of

them is now in the Queensland Museum at Brisbane, and, according to the

account of the tribe from which it came, it is over 200 years old.

Whether it would be possible to teach Christianity to the Australian

Blacks, or not, I do not pretend to say; but I am very certain that it

would be far better to begin by teaching them to behave as respectable

members of the community. By the time that they have learned to refrain

from smashing the skulls of decrepit relations, from killing a man

simply because he has some article about him which they wish for,

and from eating him afterwards if they are hungry, it will be quite

time enough to direct their attention to a future existence. The task

of persuading an average nigger that punishment follows crime, and

prosperity is the reward of virtue, will be found quite arduous enough

to satisfy the most zealous of missionaries, even though it be the

business of these admirable men to “turn black into white,” after a

fashion. Having, at any rate, got him to comprehend that there are

certain rules that he cannot transgress with impunity, and certain

enjoyments that he can only obtain by exertion, he will be more fit to

be initiated into the mysteries of Christianity than when he had no

idea of right and wrong.

A more lamentable example of misdirected zeal than is afforded by the

South Sea Islanders cannot be imagined. If we may take as examples

the large number of Kanakas who come over to Australia every year,

we are obliged to conclude that any teaching that they get from the

missionaries does them infinitely more harm than good. No one will have

anything to do with a “missionary boy,” if he can by any means get

another one. We cannot for a moment allow the blame of this to rest

on the religion taught, and we should be sorry to think that it was

entirely the fault of those who teach it. Experience proves that it has

nothing whatever to do with the Kanakas themselves; for, until they are

persuaded to become Christians, they are an orderly, contented, and

industrious race. The fault, then, must lie in the manner of teaching.

Religion, someone says, makes an excellent roof, but a very bad

floor; and it is the height of folly to try and teach Christianity

to a savage before he has any idea of those fundamental laws which,

quite independent of any revealed religion, govern the welfare of a

community. It is not only teaching him to run before he can walk, but

expecting him to jump over obstacles at every other step which, from

the earliest ages, have brought the most eminent divines to grief. More

than this, it is putting an exceedingly dangerous weapon into the hands

of an inexperienced and mischievous child.

For example, suppose that you make a savage understand that the God

whom you are teaching him to serve has bade all the rich in this world

to sell all that they have, and give it to the poor. What will be the

effect upon his mind? An earthly paradise of rum, blankets, and tobacco

is at once opened up before him; and having most probably gone to sleep

the night before without even one of these luxuries, he must inevitably

arrive at one of two conclusions, either that you are telling him

a lie, or that there are a number of rich people around him sadly

ignorant of their duties.

Most probably the latter is the view to which he will incline, and,

fully persuaded that he is only promoting the gospel of peace on earth

and goodwill towards men, he will set off to the nearest plantation,

and give the owner of it a lesson in practical Christianity by removing

as many articles of value as he can, and retiring to distribute them

amongst his friends. Be this as it may, one broad truth remains, that

in attempting to convert a South Sea Islander into a Christian, the

missionaries rarely fail to convert an innocent and industrious savage

into an idle and worthless scoundrel.

Nearly every station in Queensland has one or two black boys employed

on it as stock-riders, in which capacity they are very useful, as they

soon learn to ride well, and are invaluable in tracking lost cattle and

sheep. As a rule, however, they are not much use after they get about

twenty years old. By that time they have begun to find out that they

are useful; and as their idea of the value of their services seldom

corresponds with that of their employer, they generally get sent away.

Having once been employed by white men, they would instantly be killed

if they tried to rejoin their tribe; so they generally take to loafing

about the nearest town, and sooner or later die of drink.

There is a school now, down in Mackay, to teach Blacks to read and

write, and get their living by some sort of work. It has hardly been

started long enough to see how it will work. At present the only

place where Blacks are employed in any numbers is upon the Mackay

tobacco-plantations, and their being so is a most unqualified nuisance

to the district. Of course any effort to induce the Blacks to work for

their living, instead of spearing other people’s cattle and picnicking

on their own relations, deserves the highest praise. But we solemnly

protest against their being turned loose on society before their

education is completed; and we infinitely prefer having to deal with

an entirely wild Black than with one who has imbibed a great deal of

mischief, and very little good, from a temporary residence amongst

white men. The services of these Blacks are only required for a few

months during the year on the plantations, and they are then allowed to

wander off into the Bush, and amuse themselves until the busy season

comes round again. Familiarity having, of course, bred contempt, and

cunning taken the place of timidity, they no longer scruple to turn the

hitherto sacred runs into their Happy Hunting-grounds. Picnics on the

cattle camps, and wild chases amongst if not after the cattle, form the

principal amusements of these emancipated scholars. The results are

appalling. We have all heard of swine urged by devils running violently

down a steep place and being lost to their owners in the sea. Here in

the Antipodes we observe that our cattle, under similar circumstances,

pursue an opposite but equally disastrous course, and are lost to us in

the mountain ranges.

It is annoying to go and muster a camp where a few days before you had

been gloating over thirty or forty fat bullocks, and to find that the

Blacks have been scouring the whole country around, and frightening the

cattle into fits; so that instead of thirty fat bullocks you probably

only find half-a-dozen wretched crow-baits, with staring coats and

protruding ribs, and altogether such a played-out appearance, you can

hardly believe they are the same animals that a few days before you

watched swaggering up to camp, with that satisfied, well-to-do air

that so endears a fat bullock to the eye of his owner. In the more

settled districts along the coast of Southern Queensland, and in New

South Wales and Victoria, the Blacks have given up spearing cattle,

and, beyond frightening them occasionally, do not do much harm. But in

the north and interior of Queensland they are still very troublesome,

and never lose a chance of killing cattle and horses, and spearing

any unfortunate shepherd or traveller if they get a chance. They will

follow a man for days, just keeping out of his sight, until they get

an opportunity for killing him. Sometimes, when they feel more than

usually cheerful, even the half-tame Blacks in the settled districts

cannot resist the temptation of spearing a traveller. It is not long

since they killed two South Sea Islanders on the range about fifteen

miles from our head station. For the purpose of repressing this kind

of joviality, there are native police-stations, at tolerably wide

intervals, all over the country. At each of these are stationed a few

black troopers, under the charge of a white man. These troopers become

perfect devils for hunting down and killing the wild tribes from which

they have themselves been taken when young. The duty of the white man

who commands them is a very unpleasant one. Whenever the wild Blacks

in the neighbourhood become troublesome, and take to spearing cattle,

or otherwise misbehave themselves, it is his business to sally out

with his mounted troopers, and “disperse” them, the meaning of which

word is well known all through the colony. If it can be proved that

in “dispersing” a mob of Blacks he has killed a single one except in

self-defence, he is liable by the laws of the country to be hanged. On

the other hand, he knows perfectly well that unless he manages to shoot

down a decent number of them before they can escape, his services will

soon be dispensed with. The Government will then replace him by a man

who is better able to understand the peculiar form of justice which

hangs a man for being detected in carrying out his recognised duty. It

is very difficult to know what to do with the Blacks. It seems unjust

to drive them out of a country to which they have at least as good a

right as we have. On the other hand, we know that if they are allowed

to remain, they take every opportunity of killing us and our cattle. It

is impossible to tame them unless they are caught very young, and even

then they are not always to be relied on. Whether the Blacks deserve

any mercy at the hands of the pioneering squatters is an open question,

but that they get none is certain. They are a doomed race, and before

many years they will be completely wiped out of the land.

A gentleman who shall be nameless, but who once resided at a place

well known as the Long Lagoon, in the interior of Queensland, is

still famous for the tremendous “haul” of Blacks which he made in one

day. They had been giving him a great deal of trouble, and had lately

killed four of his shepherds in succession. This was past a joke, and

he decided that the niggers required something really startling to

keep them quiet, and he hit upon the following device, which everyone

must admit was sufficiently startling. One day, when he knew that a

large mob of Blacks were watching his movements, he packed a large

dray with rations, and set off with it from the head station, as if

he was going the rounds of the shepherds’ huts. When he got opposite

to the Long Lagoon, one of the wheels came off the dray, and down it

went with a crash. This appeared to annoy him considerably; but after

looking pensively at it for some time, he seemed to conclude that there

was nothing to be done, so he unhitched the horses and led them back

to the station. No sooner had he disappeared than, of course, all

the Blacks came up to the dray to see what was in it. To their great

delight, it contained a vast supply of flour, beef, and sugar. With

appetites sharpened by a prolonged abstinence from such delicacies,

they lost no time in carrying the rations down to the waterside, and

forthwith devoured them as only a Black-fellow can.

Alas for the greediness of the savage! alas for the cruelty of his

white brother! The rations contained about as much strychnine as

anything else, and not one of the mob escaped. When they awoke in the

morning they were all dead corpses. More than a hundred Blacks were

stretched out by this ruse of the owner of the Long Lagoon. In a dry

season, when the water sinks low, their skulls are occasionally to be

found half buried in the mud.

As a rule, however, few people are ambitious of indulging in such

wholesale slaughter, and, when the Blacks are troublesome, it is

generally considered sufficient punishment to go out and shoot one or

two. They are easily discouraged in their wild state, especially by

anything that they cannot understand. Not very long after this station

was first taken up, while the wild Blacks were still very bad round

about, my partner Rice was digging one day in the garden. Suddenly he

became aware that half-a-dozen of these “Myalls,” as they are called,

were creeping towards him through the long grass. Armed with spears and

boomerangs, they were evidently on anything but hospitable thoughts

intent. Rice waited until they got about fifty yards off, and then, as

they stood up ready to sling their spears at him, he suddenly pointed

his spade at them like a gun. Two warriors fell flat down on the spot

from sheer fright, upsetting a third one who was just about starting to

flee. Two of the remaining three tried to run away so fast that they

hardly made any progress at all, and the last one, while scattering

a Parthian glance at the object of terror in his rear, ran with awful

violence against a gigantic gum-tree. The prevailing idea of all six

of them seemed to be a wish for seclusion, and in an incredibly short

space of time they had all picked themselves up and disappeared over

the horizon in a cloud of dust.

Some of the northern Blacks, however, are not so easily frightened.

They are a much finer race than those in the interior and the south,

and will stand up and fight like anything.

There seems to be an inherent dislike in all Blacks to anything like

regular work. They will hit out like Trojans for about a week, and then

they cave in, and declare they are sick. A few days’ spell and the

diversion of a kangaroo-hunt will sometimes induce them to try another

term of treadmill; but, as a rule, they never stick long to any heavy

work. Sometimes, when they see any work going on in the Bush, the

half-tame ones come up and offer to help, and are quite content with

half a stick of tobacco and a good feed for a day’s work. Sometimes

they content themselves with criticising, without offering to assist.

There was a party (I use the word in its plural sense) putting up a

telegraph-line not far from here. One day a Black-fellow sauntered up

to them with the easy air of an owner of the soil, the freedom of his

movements being unhampered by anything but a red cotton handkerchief

twisted round his head. Securing the loan of an atom of tobacco

from the superintendent, he put it in his mouth and sat down on a

log. Presently he glanced contemptuously at the telegraph-wire high

overhead, and remarked:

“Altogether----fool mine think it white feller.”

This did not look promising for an extended conversation. The

superintendent, however, had the curiosity to ask why; whereupon the

child of Nature pointed to the telegraph-posts and wires and said:

“You think it bullock stop along o’ that one paddock? My word! you

plenty stoopid!”

And then, without listening to the infuriated official’s explanation

that it was not a paddock that he was putting up at all, the Black-man

sauntered off again into the Bush.

They are incurable nomads, these Blacks, and never stay long in one

place. They wander about the country in mobs, invariably accompanied

by a vast army of the most wretched-looking, mange-stricken dogs. They

camp for a while where there is a good supply of food, and when that is

done they move on. A couple of hours after they have camped they have

completed as good a house as a Black-fellow ever wants, by stripping

a few sheets of bark off the nearest trees and propping them up with

saplings.

They are passionately fond of tobacco, and the children begin to smoke,

when tobacco is plentiful, literally before they can walk. I have often

seen a little object, not many months old, slung over its mother’s

shoulder, puffing away at a short pipe stuck in its mouth.

Away in the far north, round about the Herbert and the Cooktown

district, numbers of white men are “put down” by the Blacks every year.

A few months ago the manager of Rocklands, a station on the Herbert

water adjoining ours, was killed; and many a solitary traveller who

disappears in the lonely wilds of the Bush of Northern Queensland

doubtless owes his death to these black devils, who are always lurking

in his tracks, waiting for a favourable chance to kill him. The

traveller in the north carries his life in his hand. Any day he is

liable to be attacked by the Blacks; and at night when he lies down,

he can never be sure that his awakening may not be a spear through his

ribs or a blow on the head from a tomahawk.

It is very seldom that the Blacks will attack a man on horseback.

They will sooner follow him for days, until, perhaps, they get a

chance at him when he is off his horse, stooping down to drink at a

water-hole. Upon one occasion a traveller was riding quickly round the

corner of a scrub, when he came suddenly on to a camp of wild Blacks.

His horse propped short, and sent him flying over its head right into

the middle of them. If he had displayed the slightest signs of alarm he

would most certainly have been instantly killed; instead of which he

burst into wild shrieks of laughter, as if he had done it for a joke,

which so delighted the Blacks that they all began to laugh too, and let

him go unmolested, after helping him to catch his horse.

[Illustration: A BLACK GIN AT HOME.]

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