CHAPTER VI.

LIFE ON THE STATION

Three times a year all the cattle on the run are mustered, and passed

through the drafting-yards, that the young calves may be branded, and

the older ones weaned.

The cattle belonging to each camp are brought in separately, drafted

and turned out again to make room for the next lot, as the yards will

only hold about a thousand head comfortably at a time. Mustering

is pretty hard work, for, when once you start, you have to stick

at it from daylight to dark, Sundays very often included, until it

is finished. A general muster at Mount Spencer used to take us a

month, and a fortnight after to “clean up.” One or two hands from the

neighbouring stations used generally to come up and help, and look

after their own cattle, a good number of which were pretty certain to

pass through the yards.

Drafting cattle in the yards is very good fun, especially if they are

at all rowdy, but it is work that requires a good deal of nerve to

start with, and long practice before a man becomes a good hand at it.

The yards are very strong enclosures of posts and rails, the posts

from a foot to sixteen inches thick, set in eight feet apart, and the

rails not less than four inches thick and ten inches wide, the top rail

being about six feet from the ground. For the purpose of drafting the

various classes of cattle, the yards are subdivided according to the

accompanying plan. The whole mob are first of all run into one of the

big “receiving yards,” an enclosure about seventy yards long and forty

yards broad. The gate leading into “the lane” is then thrown open,

and five or six men, each armed with a sapling about six feet long,

and a couple of inches thick, go into the receiving yard, and jam the

cattle up into the corner against the gate of “the lane,” until seventy

or eighty have gone through, when the gate is shut. This is called

“yarding up,” and is about the most dangerous part of the work; for if

a beast charges a man in the middle of a big yard, he has a very poor

chance of getting out of its way. An old hand knows in a moment, from

the look of a beast that charges him, whether it is safe for him to

stand his ground and turn it with a blow on the nose from his stick,

or whether he ought to clear out for the rails. But the instant the

cattle begin to move in the yard, the dust becomes something awful. It

rises in dense clouds, sometimes entirely hiding the cattle from view,

getting into one’s eyes, nose, and mouth, and mixing with the sweat

into a thick black paste, which makes white men and niggers all pretty

much the same colour for the time being. I have often seen the dust so

bad that we have had to knock off for half an hour to let it settle,

as it was perfectly impossible to see to work the cattle. Under cover

of the dust it is often hard to see a beast charging, until it is too

late to attempt to get out of the way, and then the best thing to do is

to lie flat down in front of it, and in nine cases out of ten it will

jump over you and pass on, unless it is a cow, when most likely it will

stop, turn round, and horn you as you lie on the ground. When a beast

comes tearing out of the mob in an awful hurry, its head down, its tail

in the air, and its eye rolling, it is quite safe to stand still. It

will pass you with a frightful snort, that gives a new chum rather a

queer sensation under the ribs, but hardly makes an old hand smile. But

when it comes out rather slowly, with its head in the air, its brisket

shaking, and its eye fixed straight upon you, it is time to clear out.

The animal means business, and, be it a cow or a bullock, you might as

well hope to stop the charge of an express train. It will hunt you for

your life, and if you are not up the rails before it can catch you, it

will have its horns into you as sure as fate.

[Illustration: THE BRANDING BAIL.]

A man running for his life, pursued by an infuriated animal with horns

two feet long and as sharp as needles, does not at first sight seem

to be a particularly mirthful spectacle. Familiarity, however, breeds

contempt, and a charge in the yard is always greeted with shouts of

laughter from the lookers-on, especially if the man who is hunted has

a narrow escape. Provided he is not actually hurt, the nearer he is to

being horned the funnier everyone thinks it, including the individual

himself, who is always ready to join in the laugh the instant that he

has got up the rails out of harm’s way. Occasionally the best and most

experienced hands get caught, and very few men have worked for any

length of time amongst Bush cattle without getting a horn into them

once or twice. The wound from a beast’s horn is always a nasty one, and

very bad to heal, and I have known several cases where it has ended

fatally.

The “lane” leads into a small square enclosure called “the pound,” from

which gates open into five different yards. Behind each gate a man

stands, ready to open it when a beast intended for his special yard

comes into the pound. Two men work the cattle in the lane, running

them into the pound according to their respective classes, calling out

“stranger,” “weaner,” or “calf,” as the case may be. The proper gate

is open ready for it, before it gets into the pound, and a man stands

ready to hurry it through, so that no time is lost.

In drafting cattle, everything of course depends upon the men working

in the lane, and there are very few prettier sights than to see a

good hand amongst cattle that are inclined to be rowdy. The least

nervousness or flurry on the part of the man communicates itself in a

marvellous way to the cattle, and makes them perfectly unmanageable;

while, on the other hand, a man who keeps quite cool and collected has

an extraordinary influence over the animals which he is working.

One of our stockmen, Billy Burgess, was reckoned to be about the best

hand in the yards in the north of Queensland, and, certainly, the

whole time I was in the country, I never saw anyone who could hold a

candle to him. No one ever saw him in a hurry, but he would draft more

cattle in an hour than most men would in two. While other men were

shouting, and swearing, and running for their lives, he would stand

perfectly still, watching the cattle with an amused smile on his face,

and seeming to know by instinct exactly how far he could trust them. To

an outsider, the power he possessed over cattle seemed little short of

mesmerism; but in reality it was only the result of years of experience

and work amongst them, combined with an excellent temper and iron

nerves.

In or out of the yards he knew every beast on the run by sight, and was

never at a loss for a moment when he was drafting. A furious charge

from an animal that would send most men flying up the rails, seldom

elicited more than a gentle remonstrance of, “Steady, old man! where

are you coming to now?” from Billy, and perhaps a tap on the nose from

his stick if its horns went rather nearer to him than he considered

good manners. But if a beast meant mischief, no one knew it sooner, and

he took care to put himself out of harm’s way. If the animal was more

than usually vicious he would wait his opportunity, and give it a blow

just behind the horns with infinite precision, which would bring it

blundering on to its knees, and, without killing it, leave it sick and

stupid for the rest of the day.

It does not require at all a heavy blow to stun a beast, if laid on

in the right place, just on the “pith” of the neck, behind the horns.

I have seen a full-grown bullock drop in its tracks, as dead as a

herring, from a blow with a stick no thicker than a man’s finger.

The rowdiest cattle, as a rule, are bullocks, and the quietest of all,

in or out of the yards, are bulls; but a cow, if she is rowdy, is the

worst of all. It is a curious thing, however, that the quietest of

bullocks will become absolutely infuriated, and charge anything and

everything he can see, if he is shut up alone in a yard for a little

while. A bullock bred and raised in the Bush, though he may be as fat

as a pig, is a very different animal to the sleepy creatures that one

meets on their way to an English market, driven by a couple of small

boys and a dog. He is as quick on his legs as a rabbit, and for a few

furlongs it takes a good horse to get away from him, and, moreover, as

a rule, he can jump like a deer.

One day my brother was drafting in “the lane,” and I was working “the

pound.” I had just turned a beast back into the lane, and was going

back through the gate, when my brother sang out, “Stranger! clear

out, or he’ll have you!” Looking round, I saw a great hard-skinned

white bullock belonging to the next station, with horns about a yard

long, just behind me. He was charging up the lane full gallop, and

as I sprang through the gateway and turned aside, he made a sweep at

me which just grazed my ribs, but, fortunately, did no damage beyond

tearing my shirt. Without the least hesitation, the brute went

straight at the opposite fence of the pound, six feet high, and got

over without a fall, though he hit the top rail hard with every leg he

had. The performance was the more astonishing as he had not a very long

run, and what there was of it up the lane was slightly uphill. We ran

him round again, and into the lane, as he had jumped into the wrong

yard. The next time he came up we all let him alone to see what he

would do. He came full tilt up the lane as usual, looking for someone

to kill, and when he got into the pound, he turned sharp to the right,

pulled himself together, and going straight for the gate at the far

end of the pound, five feet six high, he cleared it without a mistake.

After this performance we concluded to leave him alone until we had

finished drafting.

In some yards it is the fashion to leave a big post, or the stump of

a tree about four feet high, in the middle of the big yard, so as to

afford a shelter for anyone who is charged and has no time to get to

the rails at the side. We had nothing of the kind at Mount Spencer;

but I remember a most ludicrous scene at Gracemere, a station near

Rockhampton, where there was one of these harbours of refuge in the

middle of the yard. Seven or eight men were yarding up a mob of cattle,

when suddenly an old cow came out and charged in a most business-like

manner. Five men all ran for their lives for the post. The first who

got there, of course, was all right; but there was only room for one,

so the next man had to hang on to the belt of the man in front, and so

on, till the whole five were extended in a row. The cow charged, and,

of course, no one could tell which side of the post she would pass, so

it was not until she was within a few feet that the human tail swung

round out of her way, a yell of terror escaping from the last two men,

as the brute’s horns passed within an inch of them. Quick as lightning

the cow turned and charged again, and again the end of the tail had a

narrow escape. Four times the cow charged, four times the tail swept

round, their howls of anguish mingling with shouts of laughter from the

men on the rails who were looking on. Anything more ridiculous than the

whole scene cannot possibly be imagined. The last man at the end was

very fat, and very nervous, and had no business in a yard at all. He

was evidently getting weak with terror and exhaustion, so a diversion

was made by those on the rails, and, the cow having been induced to

charge someone else, the men in the middle of the yard were enabled to

leave their post and make for the rails.

When the cattle are run through the yards in a general muster, all

the calves that are old enough to wean are picked out. They are then

“tailed,” as it is called, for several weeks; that is to say, they are

let out in a mob in the daytime to feed, and carefully watched by one

or two hands, to see that none get away, and that no strange cattle

mix with them, and shut up in a small paddock every night. Of course,

the object of everyone in working a cattle-station is to get all the

cattle as quiet as possible, and nothing has such an excellent effect

in quieting a whole herd as tailing the weaners when they are young.

But of all occupations that fall to the Bushman’s lot, it is probably

the most irksome.

Shepherding sheep is bad enough, and the asylums are three parts full

of idiot shepherds, whose reason has succumbed to the dreariness of

their lives; but for a short time it is infinitely preferable to

tailing a mob of weaners. A man who is looking after sheep can, at

all events, enjoy long intervals of perfect repose, during which,

if he likes, he can lie on his back and read a book. But a mob of

weaners will never give him an instant’s peace. Without being at all

interesting, their habits are extremely irritating. They never know

exactly where they want to go, or what they want to do, but the one

thing they will not do is to keep still and feed sensibly. Out of a

thousand weaners you may possibly induce nine hundred and ninety-nine

to lie down round a water-hole for an hour in the middle of the day.

But the remaining one is certain to keep on the move the whole time,

walking off into the Bush, first one way and then another, so that you

never have a spell. If you get off your horse for a drink, the whole

mob will probably pretend they never saw a man on foot before in their

lives, and make a wild stampede. Fortunately, it is an occupation that

does not last long; for a continuance of it at the best of times would

drive the most sane man out of his mind, and in wet, cold weather it

is simply deadly. However, it is very necessary and very useful work,

though everyone shirks it who can, and a “new chum,” if one can be

found, is invariably selected for the duty.

A great many young men who go out to the colony with the view of

following stock-growing as a profession, make a grave error in not

making themselves fully acquainted with all the details connected

with the working of a station. Of course, before starting on their

own account to work a station, they go into the Bush to gain colonial

experience, during which process they are known in the colony as

“Jackaroos.” Especially on a cattle-station, the Jackaroo very soon

discovers that a great deal of the work is very pleasant. He goes into

the yard every morning and catches his horse, rides round the run with

the stockman, camps out when required, and lends a hand to draft and

brand at the general muster, and generally has a very good time. The

consequence is, at the end of a couple of years he knows very little

more about the management of a cattle-station than he did when he

started, and probably labours under the additional disadvantage of

imagining that he knows a great deal.

[Illustration: A BUSHMAN’S CAMP.]

The efficiency of the manager of a cattle-station depends largely upon

his being a good judge of other men’s work; and it is impossible for

him to be this, unless he has actually performed the work himself. It

is not enough to sit on a rail and watch another man breaking in a

horse or a milking-cow. However good a hand he may be, you will learn

much more by helping him than by watching him. One of the largest items

of expenditure on every station is always fencing, and the manager

should be thoroughly able to form an estimate of how much it ought to

cost. It is nearly always done by contract, and, of course, the price

at which a contractor will put up fencing varies enormously according

to the nature of the country. An old hand riding through the forest

with a tomahawk, and cutting a chip out of a tree here and there to

try if it will work freely, can tell to a nicety at what price it

will pay him to split posts and rails and any other class of timber

that may be required. But this experience is only gained by practical

work, by felling trees and splitting them up with a maul and wedges

oneself. The manager of a station ought always to be a thorough judge

of timber-getting in all its branches, for it is a part of his yearly

expenditure where experience and judgment will enable him to save

largely. It is pretty hard work to pull a cross-cut saw and swing a

heavy maul all day, with a vertical sun and the thermometer up to 110°

in the shade, and it requires a good constitution to stand it. But if

a man is thoroughly sound, the harder he works in Australia the better

health he will have, and it is odd if he does not look back to the time

when he was splitting rails for ten hours a day as one of the happiest

in his life. It is not a very intellectual employment, certainly.

Still, it must be an unfortunate nature to which perfect health does

not bring the keenest pleasure, in a climate like that of Australia.

It is pleasant to set out to work in the morning, after eight hours of

such sleep as none but men who work hard ever enjoy. The sun is just

rising, and there is not a breath of wind, but the air feels as cool

and fresh as iced champagne. The tools have been “planted” under a

sheet of bark by the big tree which you felled overnight; so you have

nothing to carry but a pipe, and as the blue smoke curls round your

lips, mingled with the fragrant scent of the gum-trees and blood-wood

flowers, you decide that certainly the first pipe after breakfast is

the most thoroughly enjoyable of any. By the time that you have got

to your work you are wet through up to the knees, and it is just cold

enough to make you very glad to roll up your sleeves and start in with

a will to work yourself dry. This does not take long, and as the sun

rises and makes himself felt, it does not take long to work yourself

damp again. If you are wise you will not drink much in the morning,

for if you once start you will be thirsty all day. With a cheery mate,

and an occasional spell of five minutes for a smoke, the morning does

not seem very long, and the sun fair overhead, combined with certain

internal sensations, warns you that it is time to knock off and boil

the “billy” for dinner. Every meal in the Bush is, if possible,

accompanied by a brew of tea; and, though it may seem strange, when you

have worked yourself up to boiling point under a grilling sun, there

is nothing in the world so refreshing as a pannikin of very hot tea,

not too strong, with not too much sugar and without any milk. Refreshed

with a square meal of salt beef and damper, which is of all forms of

bread the sweetest and most easily digested if it is properly made, you

start in again, with a firm determination to raise a good “tally” by

the end of the day. As the sun gets low, a hundred sound rails, nine

feet long, bear witness that your day’s work has been an honest one.

A pleasant feeling of languor, which cannot be called fatigue, makes

you very glad to get home, and a wash in the creek brings a sensation

of perfect strength and soundness into every fibre and muscle of your

body, unknown to those who have not worked hard in the healthiest

climate in the world. Supper ended, you pitch a fresh log on the

fire to make a blaze, and, stretching your limbs full length on a

’possum-rug, prepare to devour the last number of the _Australasian_, a

paper which, for general interest and information, was never surpassed.

A fresh pipe lighted with a fire-stick, just as the stars are coming

out, makes you forget the sweetness of the morning air; and for the

hundredth time you tell yourself that tobacco never tastes so nice as

in the cool of the evening, after a real sound day’s work splitting

rails.

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