CHAPTER I.

ADVANCE AUSTRALIA!

[Illustration: THE QUEEN OF THE SOUTH.]

ADVANCE AUSTRALIA!

_AN ACCOUNT OF

EIGHT YEARS’ WORK,

WANDERING, AND AMUSEMENT,

IN QUEENSLAND, NEW SOUTH WALES,

AND VICTORIA_

BY

THE HON. HAROLD FINCH-HATTON

SECOND EDITION

LONDON

W. H. ALLEN & CO.

13 WATERLOO PLACE, PALL MALL, S.W.

1886

(_All rights reserved_)

_Printed by_ R. & R. CLARK, _Edinburgh_.

CONTENTS

CHAP. PAGE

I. THE VOYAGE 1

II. THE VOYAGE (_continued_) 12

III. SOMERSET 21

IV. FIRST IMPRESSIONS OF THE BUSH 35

V. LIFE IN THE BUSH 54

VI. LIFE ON THE STATION 69

VII. PLAGUES AND PLEASURES OF THE BUSH 80

VIII. WILD CATTLE 95

IX. COMPARISON OF CATTLE AND SHEEP STATIONS 107

X. THE BLACKS 123

XI. SUGAR 138

XII. GOLD-MINING 154

XIII. GOLD-DIGGING 174

XIV. DRINK 197

XV. GOLD-DIGGING 208

XVI. GOLD-DIGGING 224

XVII. QUEENSLAND AND HER RESOURCES AND PROSPECTS 242

XVIII. BRISBANE 276

XIX. SYDNEY 291

XX. MELBOURNE 300

XXI. MELBOURNE 315

XXII. IMPERIAL FEDERATION 328

INDEX 341

LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS

THE QUEEN OF THE SOUTH _Frontispiece_

A QUEENSLAND BLACK _To face page_ 22

THE HERMITAGE PADDOCK ” 27

MOUNT SPENCER HEAD STATION ” 46

THE FARM, MOUNT SPENCER ” 54

GROUND-PLAN OF A STOCK-YARD ” 69

THE BRANDING BAIL ” 71

A BUSHMAN’S CAMP ” 77

BLACK FELLOW PREPARING TO GO UP A TREE ” 124

A BLACK “GIN” AT HOME ” 136

GOLD-DIGGING: CRADLING ” 166

BULLOCK TEAM CROSSING A LOG BRIDGE ” 177

DOWN-HILL WITHOUT A BRAKE ” 215

THE END OF A GOLD RUSH ” 238

GOVERNMENT HOUSE, SYDNEY ” 292

ADVANCE AUSTRALIA!

CHAPTER I.

THE VOYAGE

In January, about nine years ago, I climbed on board the Messageries

Maritimes steamer _Irouaddy_, for the purpose of getting to a

cattle-station in Queensland. Like many others of the same line, the

_Irouaddy_ is a grand boat, clean, well ventilated, very fast, and

steady in bad weather.

Three days after leaving Marseilles we got to Naples. I had been there

before, but as I never can be twenty minutes in a steamer without

wanting to get out, of course I went ashore. There was nothing fresh

to be seen, and certainly nothing fresh to be smelt. In appearance

the whole place resembles a very inferior chromo-lithograph; and I

cannot help thinking that the saying, “_Vede Napoli e poi Mori_,” has

more reference to the asphyxiating nature of its smells than to any

overpowering beauty about the place.

Leaving Naples, we passed through the Straits of Messina, and soon lost

sight of land. The weather was glorious, and one morning observing the

chief officer laboriously employed in doing nothing, I sauntered up to

him with a view to engaging him in conversation. With the originality

that distinguishes the British traveller, I observed that it was a fine

day. If I had had the foggiest idea of the effect that this remark

would have on him, I certainly should not have ventured to make it. He

looked at the sky: it was blue. He looked at the sea: it was blue too;

and I then noticed for the first time that the expression of his face

was infinitely more blue than either of them. Shrugging his shoulders

with an emphasis that would have fractured the collar-bone of anyone

but a Frenchman, he called the Deity to witness that although the

weather was indeed fine enough just now, neither he nor anyone else

could possibly foretell what it would be like in twenty-four hours’

time. If it did come on to blow, he said, we were in a very exposed

part of the Mediterranean, and, as our present course lay, over 400

miles from land. I left him, to meditate upon the extraordinary effect

that being out of sight of land has on a French sailor. It is true they

do not seem to come to grief very often, but still I rather mistrust

these French sailors in a bad time. The least thing puts them into

such a ludicrous state of fluster, one cannot help thinking that a

good gale of wind would dishearten them altogether. They never seem

to be quite at ease until they get back to Marseilles, and even then

religious enthusiasm, or the prospect of another voyage, often wrings

a votive offering to the Virgin out of the dregs of their past terror.

The Church of the Virgin and Child at Marseilles absolutely bristles

with these offerings, many of which indicate a singularly bad taste on

the part of the donor. Among a host of paltry toys calculated to amuse

none but the youngest children, I noticed one or two perambulators in

a prominent position. Now, under certain circumstances, a perambulator

might be a very neat and appropriate gift to the mother of a young

child; but when we consider to Whom they are in reality offered, such

presents become shocking in the extreme. It is impossible that people

can have any real veneration for a Deity Whom they like to imagine

wheeled about in a perambulator, or amusing Himself with the mechanical

movements of a woollen rabbit. Indeed, except on the supposition that

they are entirely destitute of any sense of humour, it is difficult to

acquit such people of wilful profanity.

Upon this occasion, however, nothing occurred that the most pious or

pusillanimous Frenchman could distort into a pretext for presenting his

Maker with a toy, and three days after leaving Naples we reached Port

Said. This town forms a receptacle for all the scum and dregs of every

nation under the sun, and is undoubtedly one of the most villainous

dens in existence. Composed almost entirely of casinos, gambling

saloons, and houses sacred to the worship of blind Cupid, it is a sink

of iniquity whose waters, like those of the Dead Sea, are so dense as

to support numbers who would go to the bottom elsewhere. The lighthouse

and the coalsheds are probably the only buildings in the place that

have not a professional tendency towards the subversion of morals and

the encouragement of vice.

Leaving Port Said, we crawled through the Canal, and after calling

at Suez, steamed away down the oily expanse of the Red Sea. Between

October and May the Red Sea is not often oppressively hot; but for the

rest of the year the heat is excessive, and deaths from heat apoplexy

not unfrequently occur.

How is it that one so very seldom meets any nice people travelling at

sea, and then never discovers them until just before leaving the ship?

It cannot be that no nice people travel by sea. It must be that the sea

has a demoralising effect upon those who do. But it would seem that a

prolonged sojourn upon the ocean has exactly the opposite effect of

a temporary cruise, for sailors are, as a rule, as conspicuous for

those qualities that make a man a pleasant companion as passengers

are the reverse. Assuredly a passenger-ship presents humanity under

a most unfavourable aspect. Sea-sickness alone renders most people

positively misanthropic while it lasts, and excessively irritable for

some time after it has passed away. But besides this, and such minor

annoyances as having your cabin deluged with salt water if you leave

the port open, and being suffocated with foul air if you keep it shut,

the bare fact of being boxed up in the same ship with a number of

fellow-sufferers is often very exasperating. Just as in hot weather a

man is never so thirsty as when he knows that he can get nothing to

drink, so on board ship a wild yearning for solitude is apt to overtake

him, all the more violent that it cannot possibly be gratified. As to

the ordeal of being obliged to live in the same cabin with one or more

individuals for any length of time, it is not only sufficient to cause

unreasoning hatred between strangers, but often to destroy a friendship

of long standing. I am convinced that if David and Jonathan had been

subjected to the disenchanting test of sharing a small cabin in a

gale of wind, they would have been famous to posterity, less for the

great love that they bare one another than for a propensity to quarrel

savagely over trifles.

Certainly the sea develops the worst qualities of human nature

more rapidly and more surely than any other phase of existence.

In particular, I remember one man in whose company it was once my

misfortune to make a voyage. My previous experience of him as a

fellow-traveller, on dry land, had led me to suppose he was rather a

pleasant companion than otherwise. Beyond an insane habit of appearing

on every possible occasion in a variety of hideous and fantastic

caps, he appeared to be unusually free from the vices of travellers.

That is to say, he was neither inordinately greedy nor passionately

selfish. He had no particular taste either for sight-seeing or for

grumbling, and when in the presence of strangers, he did not consider

it necessary either to insult them with impertinent familiarity or to

repel them with churlish incivility. When I say that he was capable of

visiting the Alhambra, St. Marc’s Cathedral, and the Pyramids, without

displaying the slightest desire to engrave his name on the walls of

any of them with a penknife, it will at once be seen that he had no

ordinary claims to respect. Furthermore, his manners were those of a

gentleman, and his language remarkable for the absence of anything like

expletives. After he had been at sea a week, his own mother would not

have recognised him.

For the first few days it was calm, and everything went well enough.

My friend justified the sanguine expectations I had formed of him,

by reclining all day in a long chair, puffing at a pipe with a head

as big as his own, and with twice as much in it. This sort of thing

was too good to last. We dropped in for a spell of bad weather.

It did not last long, but from the moment that it began he was an

altered man. An expression dismal as the latter end of tea-time took

permanent possession of his usually cheerful countenance, and even the

reappearance of fine weather entirely failed to restore him. He became

exceedingly restless, and would indulge for hours at a time in the

reprehensible practice of pacing up and down the deck, which is of all

performances the most trying to the nerves of the spectators. Suddenly

he would flump down into a chair with a violence extremely distracting

to anyone who happened to be seeking repose within a radius of five

yards. Just as one began to hope that he was settled at last, he would

bound up again out of his chair, upsetting it against someone’s shins,

and, without thinking it necessary to apologise, resume his detestable

pastime of patrolling the deck.

But what astonished me more than anything was the bad language that

he took to using upon the most trivial provocation. I lived in the

next cabin to him, separated only by a partition open at the top. One

day, as I was lying on my bunk reading, I heard him fossicking about

among the things in his cabin in that spasmodic way which, even when

a man is out of sight, never fails to convey an idea of awful passion

to the listener. For a while his movements were only illuminated by

smothered execrations, which the partition rendered nearly inaudible.

Suddenly, however, he broke out into a torrent of oaths so fluent,

so comprehensive, and so ornamental, that, shocked as I was at his

profanity, I could not help admiring his genius. I have since reason to

believe that he borrowed a great deal of it from the form of cursing

employed by the Church of Rome against persons who happen to disagree

with her doctrines. At the time, however, I thought it was quite

original, and, of course, shouted to him to know what was the matter,

“Oh! are you there?” he replied. “Nothing; only I cannot hang up my

towel.”

He grew rapidly worse, but it was not until about a week later that

his downward career reached its Nadir of demoralisation. I hardly

expect to be believed when I say, that one day, without the slightest

provocation, at a distance of over 1500 miles from land, he appeared

in broad daylight, on the ship’s quarter-deck, in knickerbockers. The

spectacle of such a self-constituted pariah of society was extremely

depressing. I cannot help thinking that a man who wears knickerbockers

on board ship in the tropics must be capable of committing almost any

crime. It was a painful occurrence altogether, and I should not have

mentioned it, except with a view to showing how apparently harmless

people frequently become exceedingly disagreeable at sea.

Six days out from Suez we got to Aden, a most magnificent cinder-heap,

quite unlike anything else I have ever seen. The town of Aden lies

at the foot of a range of most discouraging-looking mountains, so

forlornly barren, so pitilessly rugged, they do not appear to be made

of anything half so cheerful as rocks and stones. They have more the

appearance of the material by means of which an inferior birdstuffer

endeavours to reproduce the handiwork of Nature in a rockwork at the

back of his specimens. There is something genuine and hearty about

a good mass of rock very different to the attenuated peaks of Aden,

compared to which a granite boulder is affability itself.

When lit up by the splendour of a tropical sunset, however, the

mountains of Aden assume a different aspect. They are usually of a pale

mauve colour, which deepens, as the sun sets, to a glorious purple,

forming a startling contrast to the green and golden expanse of the

surrounding sea. Gradually the purple fades, the opal light dies

out of the sea, and a spectral gloom creeps over everything but the

highest peaks. Round these the rays of the departed sun linger with an

unearthly glare, till in the increasing darkness they seem to glow like

the ragged teeth of a red-hot saw.

On the whole, the scenery of the tropics can never compare with that

of higher latitudes. The strength of the sunlight is so great that

objects are either defined with unpleasant sharpness or blurred in

a quivering haze of heat. There is none of that glorious depth of

colouring and softness of outline, one distance fading into another,

softer and softer, yet still distinct, that the moist atmosphere of

the west coast of Scotland or of the fen countries produces in such

perfection. For my own part, I do not believe the scenery of the west

coast of Scotland has a rival in the world. Of course it is easy to

find places constructed on a far larger scale, but it is not altogether

upon this that the beauty of scenery depends. It is very doubtful

whether a mountain derives much additional beauty from its summit being

invisible; and certainly a river so broad that no one can see across

it, is less picturesque than one which affords a view of both its banks

at the same time. For a few minutes at sunrise, and at sunset, it is

difficult to imagine anything more gorgeous than the colouring of the

tropics. But it quickly fades, and even while it lasts it is more

calculated to dazzle than to please. There is too much of the patchwork

counterpane and the circus-poster about it. Of course a tropical sunset

is a sight that it does not happen to everyone to witness, but anyone

can get a very fair idea of what it is like by eating a quantity of

cold pork-pie and unripe apples just before going to bed.

Leaving Aden, we passed one night to the northward of the island of

Socotra, and were fortunate enough to come across the phenomenon known

as a “milky sea.” It was a wonderfully beautiful sight. The sea was

deadly calm, and all round as far as the eye could reach it was as

white and as transparent as London milk. Out of this the mountains

of Socotra, distant eight miles, rose up clear and distinct in the

brilliant starlight, and black as ink by contrast with the whiteness

of the sea. Several ambitious passengers ladled up some of the water,

to try and discover its component parts, but I don’t think they found

out much, except that if it was allowed to stand some time, a thick

sediment was precipitated, leaving the water quite clear again.

Crossing the Indian Ocean, the weather was so monotonously calm, that

one day the captain was encouraged to give the order for fire and boat

station practice. If intended to display the smart discipline and

efficiency of the ship’s company, this exhibition had better have been

suppressed; but if merely to warn passengers against the incautious

use of matches, and the danger of falling overboard, it was invaluable.

Whether the crew had been expecting the order or not, I cannot say; but

I will do them the justice to affirm that the ringing of the fire-bell

was followed by no sort of confusion or hurry. It was only after an

interval had elapsed, sufficient to allow the strongest swimmer to

drown, and the smallest spark to become a conflagration, that they

began to saunter leisurely aft, dragging after them coils of hose, with

the dejected air of men who have seen the same thing done a dozen times

before and never known any good to come of it. Far more activity was

displayed by a vast army of stewards who swarmed up the companion at

the first sound of the bell, headed by the chief steward, or _maître

d’hôtel_, with a drawn sword in his hand. As these worthies took no

part in the subsequent proceedings, they probably only came up to be

saved.

After some consultation it was agreed that an attempt should be made

to lower one of the quarter-boats, and to this the crew turned their

attention. But an unforeseen difficulty presented itself. Who was to

undertake the arduous task of climbing into the boat, and removing

the canvas cover? An animated discussion took place, the result of

which was that one man was singled out, apparently much against

his inclination, for the enterprise in hand. With a vast effort he

collected his energies, and, scattering a glance of melancholy defiance

at his recreant companions, he ascended the bulwarks and climbed

cautiously on to the boat. It soon became evident that there was far

more cause for his alarm than at first appeared. As long as he was

engaged in unlashing the boat’s cover, the crew amused themselves by

rolling up cigarettes and smoking them. But he had no sooner finished

than the men stationed at the after “fall” of the boat suddenly awoke

to an enthusiastic sense of duty, and lowered away. Those at the other

“fall” were not so alert, and the consequence was the stem of the boat

went down with a run, sending oars, stretchers, planks, and everything

movable in her except the man, flying into the sea. Fortunately for

himself, this hero got mixed up round one of the thwarts and remained

there until the boat was once more raised to a horizontal position,

when he was extricated, positively gibbering with terror and rage.

It having been conclusively proved that in case of emergency one

end of the boat at any rate could be lowered, this was considered

sufficient, and the fire-hose became the next object of interest to

the company. After some minutes of patient toil, one end of this

ingenious contrivance was connected with the machinery, and the order

to start pumping was given. An ominous pause followed, during which not

a drop of water appeared. The men began to look grave and to whisper

hurriedly and excitedly together. But a breathless silence fell upon

all present when the second lieutenant advanced to the business end

of the hose, with the air of a man who knows his duty and is prepared

to perform it at all risks. The excitement now became so intense as

to be quite painful, but still silence prevailed. Suddenly a terrible

gurgle was heard in the pipe, absolutely paralysing the lieutenant, who

remained rooted to the spot with countenance transfigured by terror.

In a moment a young Niagara burst from the pipe, discharging itself

full upon the unfortunate officer, and hurling the hose in convulsions

about the deck. The shock at once restored the use of his limbs to the

lieutenant. With a loud yell of anguish he turned and fled from a foe,

with whom, to judge by appearances, it was some time since he had had

an encounter.

This concluded the diversion of fire and boat station practice,

and the ship’s company returned once more to their ordinary duties.

The captain resumed his occupation of walking up and down, spitting

frequently and emphatically upon his own quarterdeck. The chief

engineer took up his position by the rails of the engine-room, and,

with his watch in his hand, counted the revolutions of the propeller.

The doctor and the first lieutenant threw quoits into a bucket, and the

remainder of the crew, with the exception of a few who still retained

sufficient energy to smoke, went fast asleep.

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