_Guzman departs for Madrid, where he engages in a new gallantry,
the_ CONCLUSION _of which does not prove so agreeable as the_
COMMENCEMENT.
I took the road to Madrid, and six days after my departure from
Saragossa, I arrived at Alcala de Henares, a town, the situation of
which is delightful, and which the beauty of its buildings renders
comparable with the most flourishing capitols in the world. In addition
to this, the _belles lettres_ were cultivated there to perfection. I
should certainly have taken up my abode there, had I not been foolishly
desirous to visit St. James’s once more, where I had formerly acted so
miserable a part.
I stopped but eight days at Alcala, and then proceeded towards Madrid.
That celebrated city saw arrive, with three mules in his train, two of
which were laden with valuable property, that same Guzman who had
formerly carried a basket in its market-place. I hesitated for some time
as to where I should take up my lodging; but recollecting that in my
time the best inn was in Toledo-street, I determined to alight there. I
found it strangely changed. The landlord was dead, and his widow, though
a shrewd active woman, who had more than one string to her bow, could
not support its reputation on the same footing. It was certainly much
fallen off; but the extreme civility with which they treated me, whom
they looked upon as a rich young nobleman, prevented me from leaving
them.
My next care was, to make special inquiries about my old friend the
three-bagged apothecary; and though I did not much fear that I could be
recognised, I must confess that I felt a secret joy when I learnt that
he had taken his departure for that country whither his drugs had
despatched so many of his patients before him. Ten years, however, had
now elapsed since I left Madrid, and, besides that, I was much altered
in person; who the devil could have recognized poor Guzman in the finery
with which he was now disguised? I took great pleasure in shewing myself
off in my best suits, particularly in the one I had purchased at
Saragossa. I exhibited myself in them by turns, in the morning at the
different churches, and in the evening at the prado.
One night having returned home rather late to bed, as I crossed a
corridor which led to my chamber, I heard the voice of a young lady
accompanying a harp. I stopped to listen to this little concert, for it
was very near my own room, and felt an extreme curiosity to know who
were the fair performers. My landlady, who was going to send some
sweetmeats and biscuits to refresh the singer, happened to pass by just
at this moment, and told me that they were two ladies of Guadalaxara,
who were but just arrived at her house, to solicit a law-suit at Madrid
for a large sum of money. I gave her to understand that I had an extreme
desire to hear them nearer, and that she would confer an obligation on
me which I should remember all my life, if she could procure me
admittance into their company. She replied that she would do all she
could in my favour, but that she dared not promise me, for the mother
was a very reserved sort of woman, who led a very retired life with her
daughter, who was very pretty, and whom she never trusted out of her
sight. This only made me the more anxious to see her. My landlady
assured me that she would do all in her power. With this assurance, I
allowed her to enter the apartment where the ladies were, and I walked
up and down the corridor, expecting their answer; which was, that the
ladies hoped I would excuse their declining at so late an hour to
receive a visit from a gentleman with whom they were not acquainted.
I pretended to be very much afflicted at this refusal, which upon the
whole vexed me indeed; so that my good landlady, who appeared on her
side as much concerned as I was, went into the ladies’ apartment to try
again what could be done, and at last she returned to let me know that
the ladies consented to grant me an interview, on condition that I would
only stay a quarter of an hour with them. I desired no more; sure that
once admitted, the condition as to time would not be strictly observed.
I presented myself then with the air of a man of quality, first to the
mother, whom I saluted with great respect, then to the daughter, and
they both received me as it became persons who knew the world. They
were both so neatly dressed, considering they were just come off a
journey, that I was quite astonished. The mother appeared to me very
handsome, though there was in her looks something bold and shy. As for
the daughter, she had a soft and expressive countenance, and appeared to
me a young lady about seventeen or eighteen years old. I remarked in
their room two large silver candlesticks on a table, and two toilets
elegantly set out. I saw also three large travelling trunks, and a
lackey in a very rich livery attended them with the most profound
respect. I had not the least doubt, therefore, that they must be of one
of the first families of Guadalaxara, so that I began my compliments by
apologizing for the liberty I had taken: and the better to justify my
impatience, added that I had been so enchanted with their concert, that
I could not resist the desire of expressing my satisfaction. The mother
replied to my compliment with much wit and modesty. Our conversation
naturally ran upon music, and I soon let them see clearly enough that I
understood that science; then entreating them to renew their concert, I
even offered to sing with them.
The ladies, curious to hear me, agreed to it; so the mother took up the
harp, and the young lady began to sing an air I knew. I endeavoured to
display the full power of my voice, and it produced the same effect here
as at Florence, or at the Abbey near Saragossa, and the ladies seemed
transported with pleasure; they forgot the condition of a quarter of an
hour, for it had already struck twelve, and none of us thought of
retiring. The mother, however, as decency required she should give me
notice of it, at length did it in the most obliging manner, adding how
happy they should be to pass some more agreeable moments with me, during
their stay at Madrid. I then took my leave, and let the young lady see
by my looks that I was not insensible to her charms; and indeed it was
more true than I thought, for during all the night sleep did not close
my eyelids.
The next morning my hostess, who usually drank a dish of chocolate every
day with me, came into my room smiling, and said: “I have just left the
apartment of your fair neighbours, and you cannot conceive how much
pleased they are with you. Besides that they find your person altogether
pleasing, they are also delighted with your agreeable and cheerful
conversation, and if you are inclined to carry it on, I have not the
least doubt of your success; the mother and daughter are equally pleased
with you.” I swallowed these sweet words as if they had been honey, and
pleased to have in so short a time made so lively an impression, I
answered, that I was equally satisfied with them; that the mother
appeared to me to be still very attractive, but as for the daughter, no
woman was to be compared with her, and I was willing to undertake her
conquest, if any well-disposed person would help me in the attempt. “I
understand you,” replied the hostess; “you wish me to render you that
service. I have no objection; but how shall we begin the business?” “I
will this evening,” said I, “prevail on the ladies to take a walk, and
order an elegant repast for them, in some house.” “Not for the world,”
cried out my hostess; “that would affront the mother, who would soon see
into your design, and break off your acquaintance altogether. Let us do
something better,” continued she; after having paused a little, “this
entertainment must be given in my name. I will have the collation
prepared according to your desire, in a garden that I have on the banks
of the Mançanares, where I will invite the ladies to pass the evening;
you will come and surprise us, as if chance only had brought you
thither, and we shall be more to ourselves in that place than in any
other.” I approved of the idea, and my hostess took upon herself the
charge of inviting the mother to the entertainment.
My confidante went immediately to make the proposal to the ladies, with
whom she remained nearly an hour, by which I judged that she had trouble
enough to persuade them to accept of it: and indeed, when she returned
she told me that the mother had been very hard to be prevailed upon, and
that she had for a long time despaired of inducing her to accept my
invitation. “All that I require of you is to behave so that nothing
appear to have been concerted between us. When you come to the garden,
pretend to be astonished to meet us there. In a word, let your coming
seem purely accidental.” I answered, that she might be sure I would
spoil nothing, and we then agreed how things should be managed to render
the entertainment as agreeable as possible.
We succeeded. The entertainment was like that of a young lover who was
desirous to please, and the guests received it as if ignorant of any bad
motive. We were extremely well amused. As the mother had not her harp
with her, her daughter and I were obliged to sing without music,
sometimes together, and sometimes alternately, exchanging slily the most
tender looks; mine with the view of expressing my passion, and hers to
increase it. Night insensibly surprised us in the garden, and whilst the
hostess, out of complaisance for me, held the mother in conversation, I
courted the daughter, who did not seem to listen with indifference to my
empassioned declaration: at last, being obliged to return to town, I
waited on the ladies to their lodgings, where, as a special favour, they
granted me half an hour’s conversation, after which I took my leave, as
much in love, as I thought, with my new mistress, as I had been with any
other before.
The next day I sent the young lady a most pathetic billet-doux by my
hostess, but she returned no answer; to have received it, however,
unknown to her mother, was a favour of itself. I wrote another, which I
gently put into her own hand in the evening when the ladies were again
treated at my expence. This time I had an answer; very short indeed, for
there were but two lines of no real import, but in which I fancied I
discovered an infinite deal of wit. Thus they made me dispute every inch
of ground to increase my desires, or, to tell the truth, all the parts
were so well acted in this intrigue, by my good hostess, that she knew
how to manage each party to her own advantage, just as she pleased.
However, I became every day more and more intimate with my fair
neighbour. I scarcely ever stirred out of the house, so charmed was I
with her company. The mother often went out, as she said, to make
interest respecting her law-suit, and when that happened, my officious
confidante gave me notice of it, and without ceremony would conduct me
to the daughter, with whom I staid while she was at her toilet; and lest
the facility of enjoying such favourable opportunities should lessen the
charms of them, she would every now and then disturb us by false alarms
of the mother’s return.
When my landlady thought I was completely in love, she proposed to me to
marry Donna Helena de Melida, which was the young lady’s name. This
proposal put me upon my guard against my worthy hostess, and I now began
to see into the plot which had been laid against me. She had hitherto
represented the lady to be too rich, and of too high a rank for me to
encourage any hope that she would consent to give her hand to an
adventurer. My landlady from this time became suspected by me, and to
rid myself at once of her importunities, I told her in plain terms that
I was engaged in another quarter. No sooner had I expressed myself in
this manner, than the ladies changed their batteries. Hitherto they had
constantly refused the presents I had ventured to send them by mine
hostess; but they now adopted a plan entirely different, resolving to
fleece the bird while they had it in their power, and they did in
reality pluck many good feathers out of my plumage. In proportion,
however, as I acted with generosity towards her, the less my fair Helena
became reserved; so that after several familiar and interesting
tête-à-têtes, my passion began to subside, and from that time nothing
else passed between us but an interchange of civility and politeness.
A new incident completed my cure. One morning I saw coming out of the
Dominican’s Church a lady of a majestic deportment and richly dressed,
whom I took for a woman of quality; and as she passed near me, though I
dared not bow to her, I shewed her so much respect, that she took notice
of it, and viewed me with so much attention, that I thought myself
highly honoured; in Spain even the look that a lady bestows on a man
being considered a favour. My curiosity induced me to inquire who she
was, and I accordingly followed her. She observed me, but walked on at a
slow pace. She was followed by two duennas and a valet, which confirmed
me in the opinion that I had of her being a lady of quality. When she
was in the middle of the broad street, she stopped before a magnificent
house and went in. I had not the least doubt that she lived there, and
after some inquiries I learnt that she was the daughter of Signor Don
Andrea, who assumed the title of Don in quality of the Court Banker, and
that this young lady had the reputation of being very virtuous.
I could not get this adventure out of my head the whole of the morning;
towards evening I walked up and down before the banker’s window again,
and my trouble was not lost. I had a full view of the banker, who was
conversing with his daughter on a balcony, who appeared to be a very
personable man. As for the lady I cannot say that she was a perfect
beauty, but she had an agreeable air and easy manners, which pleased me
extremely, and prepossessed me in favour of her mind. If I had been
charmed in the morning, how much more so was I in the evening. I
returned home quite in love with her, and resolved to get acquainted
with her father the very next day; which I accomplished in the manner I
am about to relate to you. Since my arrival at Madrid, I had the
precaution to have my diamonds all new set, for fear my relations should
give advice to their correspondents, and cause me to be arrested. I had
even run a great risk in showing them to the jeweller. I carried these
to the amount of ten or twelve thousand franks to the banker, telling
him at the same time, that I had others at home of more considerable
value. He looked at them with an eager eye, valued them at twelve
thousand franks, and offered to pay me that sum in six months, if I
would allow him to sell them for me.
As I had no other intention but to begin a train of business with him, I
accepted of his offer, and even refused his note of hand for the value
of the jewels, telling him that I knew too well what reputation he had
in the world to require of him any other security than his own word. We
then agreed that he should pay me in three months six thousand franks,
and the other six thousand in three months after. My way of dealing
charmed him so much, that he thanked me for the confidence I placed in
him, and made me many protestations of service. He then shewed me all
over his house, which was richly furnished. I observed equipages for
him and his daughter, with a great number of servants. All these objects
dazzled my eyes so much, that I was easily inclined to look upon him as
one of the richest bankers in Spain.
If all that was offered to my sight tended to confirm me in this
opinion, his discourse was still more calculated to mislead me. He told
me that he transacted business to the amount of two or three millions of
franks every day. That the court always made use of him, and of his
purse, to remit considerable sums to foreign countries; that he had
access to the ministers when he pleased; that the greatest lords were
his friends, and that but few of them who had not dealings with him.
This statement was not altogether without foundation. He had formerly
lived upon such a footing with the great, but by dealing with, and
trusting those great men rather too extensively, he had run himself so
far in debt, that he only supported himself by his wits, which were
such, at any rate, that he kept up his credit. My jewels were a great
help to him in his embarrassment; for he was just at this time extremely
straightened for a considerable sum of money, and raised half by them;
having seized the opportunity of the marriage of the Duke of Medina
Sidonia’s daughter to dispose of them advantageously. As I could then
only judge of his circumstances by appearances, I considered myself very
happy in having made an acquaintance with him; and even secretly blamed
myself for having conceived so bold an idea as that of aspiring to the
hand of his only daughter, who appeared to be a match worthy of a
prince.
Don Andrea, on his side, was not without surprise at my mode of
proceeding. He therefore sent a trusty person to inquire my character
from my landlady, and in what style I was living at Madrid. From all
sides, however, he obtained favourable reports of me; for though no one
was acquainted with my family, I might easily pass for a man of quality,
as far as my mode of living, manners, and conversation, would impress
such a belief. After such good accounts of me, he concluded that I was
the man heaven had intended for his son-in-law. He mentioned it to his
daughter who told him that I had followed her from the Dominican’s
church to her house; that I continually passed under the windows; in a
word, that by all my actions I had given her to understand that I had
conceived a passion for her. The father had too much experience not to
believe the same thing, and the confidence I had placed in him by giving
him my diamonds without a note, could only be the effect of my love for
his daughter. They both rejoiced at it in their private conversations,
and concluding that I was richer than a Jew, they resolved to manage it
so well as not to miss so fair an opportunity of advancing themselves
again in the world.
Accordingly the banker came to visit me at the hotel; I expected him,
and I took care to set out in my room all my jewels, which had a great
effect upon him. He was especially struck with my gold chain, the
workmanship of which he praised much, and offered to sell it for me at a
third more than it cost; I took him at his word and let him have it, as
I had done with the diamonds, without a note. His joy was extreme; he
made me a thousand protestations of friendship, and beginning already to
act the part of a father-in-law, gave me advice how to put out my ready
money to the best advantage. A few days after, he brought me the sum he
had promised me for my gold chain. This increased the confidence I had
placed in him, and induced me to acknowledge his trouble by a present
suitable for a young lady, which I sent to his daughter, after he had
granted me leave to do so. This present having been received favourably,
made me bold enough to discover my passion after the custom of the
country, that is to say by signs and looks, and it seemed she did not
disapprove of it.
As for the father, whom I saw every day, I talked with him of nothing
else but trade and business, waiting for the first good opportunity to
declare my sentiments. This new amour cooled me very much with respect
to my last intrigue. My neighbours perceived but too well the
alteration, for there was an end to feasts and presents. I seldom
stopped at home, and when I returned in the evening I went directly to
bed, or when I could not avoid the conversation of the ladies, it was so
cold, that they soon guessed I had shaken off their yoke. Helena,
finding that her kindness to me, far from increasing my ardour, had
diminished it, shed tears out of spite. She held a grand consultation
with her mother and the hostess, on my change, which they did not fail
to attribute to some new intrigue; they resolved to try my generosity,
and if they had no occasion to be satisfied with me, to have recourse to
some of their tricks to be avenged for my inconstancy. An opportunity
soon offered for the execution of their design. Two young lords who had
plenty of ready money came to live at the hotel; they asked me to play
with them, and at two or three sittings I won two hundred and fifty
pistoles of them. The ladies were no sooner informed of this, than they
prevailed upon me to take a walk with them, which I could not refuse,
and in coming back we passed before a shop where they sold silks and
gold stuffs. Our landlady, who was with us, was very anxious that I
should go in and buy a new gown for Donna Helena, saying that I had won
enough to make her that little present. I suffered the hostess to talk
as much as she pleased, and laughing at her entreaties, I baffled the
expectation of the ladies, who fully expected to have completely drained
my purse. This last action sufficiently convinced them that I was no
longer in their snares.
I wanted my money for a better use, for in my rambles about the town I
had seen a house newly built; I asked Don Andrea’s advice, and he
approved of it, and even managed it so that I made a very good bargain.
It cost me only three thousand ducats, which I paid down before him with
as much sang froid as if I had a hundred thousand crowns in my coffers.
You may imagine what an effect it had on my future father-in-law, who,
though a man of rather keen understanding, had not the least doubt that
he had met with a good son-in-law, and that it remained only for him to
allure me cunningly into the snare. I furnished my house elegantly, and
prepared to occupy it. The day that I intended to sleep in it, thinking
that I could not, without rudeness, dispense with taking the last
farewell of my neighbours, I paid them a visit accordingly, and paid
them many compliments, which they received with much politeness, and so
much good humour, that I was quite surprised; then addressing the
hostess, I thanked her for all the attention she had shewn me, which I
told her I should remember to the last moment of my life. She answered
all my civilities in the most flattering manner, and very obligingly
requested the honour of my company to dine with her before my departure.
As I knew her to be a woman of very indifferent character, and wished to
part amicably, I readily agreed to her request.
I accordingly dined with my hostess, who had provided for me three
dishes which she knew I was very fond of; but she kept me for a fourth,
which was not at all to my liking. This was brought to me in the
persons of an Alguazil and six of his followers, who entered the room
with a warrant to apprehend me. At this sight I was thrown into such
confusion, that I had not the least doubt I was ruined. All my relations
presented themselves to my remembrance, for I expected every moment some
persons employed by them would find me out, not so much as dreaming that
any other person in Madrid could have any cause of action against me. I
rose from the table in a dreadful disorder; I knew not what to do: I
attempted the door, but was stopped by three of the fellows; then I went
to the window in order to escape that way, but here the three others
prevented me. The Alguazil, who was one of the most rational of the
brotherhood, observing the confusion I was in, came up to me smiling,
and gently said to me: “Signor Cavalier, cheer up, there is no need of
being so much alarmed; this business is but a trifle, and you will
clear yourself for a few pistoles. Look,” said he again, giving me the
warrant, “read, and you will see that you have taken alarm without
cause.” These words, which appeared to me to come from a fellow, who,
well informed of my tricks, only amused himself by bantering me, did not
much lessen my fear. I sat down, however, and running over the warrant
in as collected a manner as I was able, I read the name of Donna Helena
de Melida; I then took breath a little, and turning to the Alguazil:
“What does it mean?” said I; “What! is it in the name of that lady I am
arrested? what have I done to her?” “She pretends,” answered he,
smiling, “that you have obtained by force, what her virtue had first
refused to your desires.”
“What do I hear?” cried I, quite surprised. “Has Helena impudence enough
to affirm that I am guilty of such a crime?” “Why not,” replied the
Alguazil; “she may have some design in accusing you of it. True she
will be obliged to prove it, and you will be allowed to defend yourself,
but what is the most disagreeable of it,” added he, “is, that by the
duty of my function, I must carry you to prison.” By this time I had
recollected myself, and I read the warrant over again; and after
considering what I should do, I rose and took the Alguazil aside: “Sir,”
said I, “I believe you to be a man of honour; consider, I pray, the
unjust persecution I am suffering. I declare to you, that far from
having used violent means to attain my happiness, the fair Helena has
not been backward in promoting it: if you knew how much money I have
spent”.... “I have not the least doubt of it,” said he; “I know this
wench of old, as well as the roguish tricks of her mother. They have
both lived here at Madrid these ten years, where they have no other
trade but to ensnare young foreigners. You are the third they have
served the very same trick you complain of, and between ourselves I
believe you will not be able to get clear without a sum of money.” “I
think as you do,” said I; “there can be no other means to hush it up
quickly, and without noise; I entrust you,” I added, slipping privately
a diamond ring, worth twelve or fifteen pistoles into his hand, “to
accommodate matters.” He put the ring on his finger, and, with the tone
of an Alguazil, he answered: “I will go and see the ladies, and if they
refuse to desist in their action against you, I will threaten them with
keeping an eye over their conduct, which will not fail to make them
listen to reason.”
After these words he left me in the room with his men, who, dazzling my
eyes with the points of their spikes, kept me in awe till his return. If
the hostess, who I had good reason to suspect had been the inventor of
this piece of roguery, had been present then, I should have eased my
mind by calling her all the names she deserved; but to avoid my
reproaches, she had taken flight at the sight of the blood-hounds of
justice. I was not altogether without uneasiness about the conferences
held in the apartments of my adversaries. I could not place sufficient
confidence in the fidelity of my agent to believe him more in my
interest than in that of the ladies. However, he acted fairly on the
occasion, obliging them to be contented with a hundred pistoles, of
which he had twenty for his own share. I thanked my stars that I had got
off so cheaply; I left the inn never to return to it, and repaired to my
own house, very happy that the adventure had been hushed up with so
little noise.