THE LEATHER FUNNEL

My friend, Lionel Dacre, lived in the Avenue de Wagram, Paris. His house

was that small one, with the iron railings and grass plot in front of

it, on the left-hand side as you pass down from the Arc de Triomphe. I

fancy that it had been there long before the avenue was constructed, for

the grey tiles were stained with lichens, and the walls were mildewed

and discoloured with age. It looked a small house from the street, five

windows in front, if I remember right, but it deepened into a single

long chamber at the back. It was here that Dacre had that singular

library of occult literature, and the fantastic curiosities which served

as a hobby for himself, and an amusement for his friends. A wealthy man

of refined and eccentric tastes, he had spent much of his life and

fortune in gathering together what was said to be a unique private

collection of Talmudic, cabalistic, and magical works, many of them of

great rarity and value. His tastes leaned toward the marvellous and the

monstrous, and I have heard that his experiments in the direction of the

unknown have passed all the bounds of civilization and of decorum. To

his English friends he never alluded to such matters, and took the tone

of the student and _virtuoso_; but a Frenchman whose tastes were of the

same nature has assured me that the worst excesses of the black mass

have been perpetrated in that large and lofty hall, which is lined with

the shelves of his books, and the cases of his museum.

Dacre’s appearance was enough to show that his deep interest in these

psychic matters was intellectual rather than spiritual. There was no

trace of asceticism upon his heavy face, but there was much mental force

in his huge dome-like skull, which curved upward from amongst his

thinning locks, like a snow-peak above its fringe of fir trees. His

knowledge was greater than his wisdom, and his powers were far superior

to his character. The small bright eyes, buried deeply in his fleshy

face, twinkled with intelligence and an unabated curiosity of life, but

they were the eyes of a sensualist and an egotist. Enough of the man,

for he is dead now, poor devil, dead at the very time that he had made

sure that he had at last discovered the elixir of life. It is not with

his complex character that I have to deal, but with the very strange and

inexplicable incident which had its rise in my visit to him in the early

spring of the year ’82.

I had known Dacre in England, for my researches in the Assyrian Room of

the British Museum had been conducted at the time when he was

endeavouring to establish a mystic and esoteric meaning in the

Babylonian tablets, and this community of interests had brought us

together. Chance remarks had led to daily conversation, and that to

something verging upon friendship. I had promised him that on my next

visit to Paris I would call upon him. At the time when I was able to

fulfil my compact I was living in a cottage at Fontainebleau, and as the

evening trains were inconvenient, he asked me to spend the night in his

house.

“I have only that one spare couch,” said he, pointing to a broad sofa in

his large salon; “I hope that you will manage to be comfortable there.”

It was a singular bedroom, with its high walls of brown volumes, but

there could be no more agreeable furniture to a bookworm like myself,

and there is no scent so pleasant to my nostrils as that faint, subtle

reek which comes from an ancient book. I assured him that I could desire

no more charming chamber, and no more congenial surroundings.

“If the fittings are neither convenient nor conventional, they are at

least costly,” said he, looking round at his shelves. “I have expended

nearly a quarter of a million of money upon these objects which surround

you. Books, weapons, gems, carvings, tapestries, images—there is hardly

a thing here which has not its history, and it is generally one worth

telling.”

He was seated as he spoke at one side of the open fireplace, and I at

the other. His reading table was on his right, and the strong lamp above

it ringed it with a very vivid circle of golden light. A half-rolled

palimpsest lay in the centre, and around it were many quaint articles of

bric-à-brac. One of these was a large funnel, such as is used for

filling wine casks. It appeared to be made of black wood, and to be

rimmed with discoloured brass.

“That is a curious thing,” I remarked. “What is the history of that?”

“Ah!” said he, “it is the very question which I have had occasion to ask

myself. I would give a good deal to know. Take it in your hands and

examine it.”

I did so, and found that what I had imagined to be wood was in reality

leather, though age had dried it into an extreme hardness. It was a

large funnel, and might hold a quart when full. The brass rim encircled

the wide end, but the narrow was also tipped with metal.

“What do you make of it?” asked Dacre.

“I should imagine that it belonged to some vintner or maltster in the

middle ages,” said I. “I have seen in England leathern drinking flagons

of the seventeenth century—‘black jacks’ as they were called—which were

of the same colour and hardness as this filler.”

“I dare say the date would be about the same,” said Dacre, “and no

doubt, also, it was used for filling a vessel with liquid. If my

suspicions are correct, however, it was a queer vintner who used it, and

a very singular cask which was filled. Do you observe nothing strange at

the spout end of the funnel.”

As I held it to the light I observed that at a spot some five inches

above the brass tip the narrow neck of the leather funnel was all

haggled and scored, as if some one had notched it round with a blunt

knife. Only at that point was there any roughening of the dead black

surface.

“Some one has tried to cut off the neck.”

“Would you call it a cut?”

“It is torn and lacerated. It must have taken some strength to leave

these marks on such tough material, whatever the instrument may have

been. But what do you think of it? I can tell that you know more than

you say.”

Dacre smiled, and his little eyes twinkled with knowledge.

“Have you included the psychology of dreams among your learned studies?”

he asked.

“I did not even know that there was such a psychology.”

“My dear sir, that shelf above the gem case is filled with volumes, from

Albertus Magnus onward, which deal with no other subject. It is a

science in itself.”

“A science of charlatans.”

“The charlatan is always the pioneer. From the astrologer came the

astronomer, from the alchemist the chemist, from the mesmerist the

experimental psychologist. The quack of yesterday is the professor of

to-morrow. Even such subtle and elusive things as dreams will in time be

reduced to system and order. When that time comes the researches of our

friends in the book-shelf yonder will no longer be the amusement of the

mystic, but the foundations of a science.”

“Supposing that is so, what has the science of dreams to do with a large

black brass-rimmed funnel?”

“I will tell you. You know that I have an agent who is always on the

lookout for rarities and curiosities for my collection. Some days ago he

heard of a dealer upon one of the Quais who had acquired some old

rubbish found in a cupboard in an ancient house at the back of the Rue

Mathurin, in the Quartier Latin. The dining-room of this old house is

decorated with a coat of arms, chevrons, and bars rouge upon a field

argent, which prove, upon inquiry, to be the shield of Nicholas de la

Reynie, a high official of King Louis XIV. There can be no doubt that

the other articles in the cupboard date back to the early days of that

king. The inference is, therefore, that they were all the property of

this Nicholas de la Reynie, who was, as I understand, the gentleman

specially concerned with the maintenance and execution of the Draconic

laws of that epoch.”

“What then?”

“I would ask you now to take the funnel into your hands once more and to

examine the upper brass rim. Can you make out any lettering upon it?”

There were certainly some scratches upon it, almost obliterated by time.

The general effect was of several letters, the last of which bore some

resemblance to a B.

“You make it a B?”

“Yes, I do.”

“So do I. In fact, I have no doubt whatever that it is a B.”

“But the nobleman you mentioned would have had R for his initial.”

“Exactly! That’s the beauty of it. He owned this curious object, and yet

he had some one else’s initials upon it. Why did he do this?”

“I can’t imagine; can you?”

“Well, I might, perhaps, guess. Do you observe something drawn a little

further along the rim?”

“I should say it was a crown.”

“It is undoubtedly a crown; but if you examine it in a good light, you

will convince yourself that it is not an ordinary crown. It is a

heraldic crown—a badge of rank, and it consists of an alternation of

four pearls and strawberry leaves, the proper badge of a marquis. We may

infer, therefore, that the person whose initials end in B was entitled

to wear that coronet.”

“Then this common leather filler belonged to a marquis?”

Dacre gave a peculiar smile.

“Or to some member of the family of a marquis,” said he. “So much we

have clearly gathered from this engraved rim.”

“But what has all this to do with dreams?” I do not know whether it was

from a look upon Dacre’s face, or from some subtle suggestion in his

manner, but a feeling of repulsion, of unreasoning horror, came upon me

as I looked at the gnarled old lump of leather.

“I have more than once received important information through my

dreams,” said my companion, in the didactic manner which he loved to

affect. “I make it a rule now when I am in doubt upon any material point

to place the article in question beside me as I sleep, and to hope for

some enlightenment. The process does not appear to me to be very

obscure, though it has not yet received the blessing of orthodox

science. According to my theory, any object which has been intimately

associated with any supreme paroxysm of human emotion, whether it be joy

or pain, will retain a certain atmosphere or association which it is

capable of communicating to a sensitive mind. By a sensitive mind I do

not mean an abnormal one, but such a trained and educated mind as you or

I possess.”

“You mean, for example, that if I slept beside that old sword upon the

wall, I might dream of some bloody incident in which that very sword

took part?”

“An excellent example, for, as a matter of fact, that sword was used in

that fashion by me, and I saw in my sleep the death of its owner, who

perished in a brisk skirmish, which I have been unable to identify, but

which occurred at the time of the wars of the Frondists. If you think of

it, some of our popular observances show that the fact has already been

recognized by our ancestors, although we, in our wisdom, have classed it

among superstitions.”

“For example?”

“Well, the placing of the bride’s cake beneath the pillow in order that

the sleeper may have pleasant dreams. That is one of several instances

which you will find set forth in a small _brochure_ which I am myself

writing upon the subject. But to come back to the point, I slept one

night with this funnel beside me, and I had a dream which certainly

throws a curious light upon its use and origin.”

“What did you dream?”

“I dreamed—” He paused, and an intent look of interest came over his

massive face. “By Jove, that’s well thought of,” said he. “This really

will be an exceedingly interesting experiment. You are yourself a

psychic subject—with nerves which respond readily to any impression.”

“I have never tested myself in that direction.”

“Then we shall test you to-night. Might I ask you as a very great

favour, when you occupy that couch to-night, to sleep with this old

funnel placed by the side of your pillow?”

The request seemed to me a grotesque one; but I have myself, in my

complex nature, a hunger after all which is bizarre and fantastic. I had

not the faintest belief in Dacre’s theory, nor any hopes for success in

such an experiment; yet it amused me that the experiment should be made.

Dacre, with great gravity, drew a small stand to the head of my settee,

and placed the funnel upon it. Then, after a short conversation, he

wished me good-night and left me.

* * * * *

I sat for some little time smoking by the smouldering fire, and turning

over in my mind the curious incident which had occurred, and the strange

experience which might lie before me. Sceptical as I was, there was

something impressive in the assurance of Dacre’s manner, and my

extraordinary surroundings, the huge room with the strange and often

sinister objects which were hung round it, struck solemnity into my

soul. Finally I undressed, and, turning out the lamp, I lay down. After

long tossing I fell asleep. Let me try to describe as accurately as I

can the scene which came to me in my dreams. It stands out now in my

memory more clearly than anything which I have seen with my waking eyes.

There was a room which bore the appearance of a vault. Four spandrels

from the corners ran up to join a sharp cup-shaped roof. The

architecture was rough, but very strong. It was evidently part of a

great building.

Three men in black, with curious top-heavy black velvet hats, sat in a

line upon a red-carpeted dais. Their faces were very solemn and sad. On

the left stood two long-gowned men with portfolios in their hands, which

seemed to be stuffed with papers. Upon the right, looking toward me, was

a small woman with blonde hair and singular light-blue eyes—the eyes of

a child. She was past her first youth, but could not yet be called

middle-aged. Her figure was inclined to stoutness, and her bearing was

proud and confident. Her face was pale, but serene. It was a curious

face, comely and yet feline, with a subtle suggestion of cruelty about

the straight, strong little mouth and chubby jaw. She was draped in some

sort of loose white gown. Beside her stood a thin, eager priest, who

whispered in her ear, and continually raised a crucifix before her eyes.

She turned her head and looked fixedly past the crucifix at the three

men in black, who were, I felt, her judges.

As I gazed the three men stood up and said something, but I could

distinguish no words, though I was aware that it was the central one who

was speaking. They then swept out of the room, followed by the two men

with the papers. At the same instant several rough-looking fellows in

stout jerkins came bustling in and removed first the red carpet, and

then the boards which formed the dais, so as to entirely clear the room.

When this screen was removed I saw some singular articles of furniture

behind it. One looked like a bed with wooden rollers at each end, and a

winch handle to regulate its length. Another was a wooden horse. There

were several other curious objects, and a number of swinging cords which

played over pulleys. It was not unlike a modern gymnasium.

When the room had been cleared there appeared a new figure upon the

scene. This was a tall thin person clad in black, with a gaunt and

austere face. The aspect of the man made me shudder. His clothes were

all shining with grease and mottled with stains. He bore himself with a

slow and impressive dignity, as if he took command of all things from

the instant of his entrance. In spite of his rude appearance and sordid

dress, it was now _his_ business, _his_ room, his to command. He carried

a coil of light ropes over his left fore-arm. The lady looked him up and

down with a searching glance, but her expression was unchanged. It was

confident—even defiant. But it was very different with the priest. His

face was ghastly white, and I saw the moisture glisten and run on his

high, sloping forehead. He threw up his hands in prayer, and he stooped

continually to mutter frantic words in the lady’s ear.

The man in black now advanced, and taking one of the cords from his left

arm, he bound the woman’s hands together. She held them meekly toward

him as he did so. Then he took her arm with a rough grip and led her

toward the wooden horse, which was little higher than her waist. On to

this she was lifted and laid, with her back upon it, and her face to the

ceiling, while the priest, quivering with horror, had rushed out of the

room. The woman’s lips were moving rapidly, and though I could hear

nothing, I knew that she was praying. Her feet hung down on either side

of the horse, and I saw that the rough varlets in attendance had

fastened cords to her ankles and secured the other ends to iron rings in

the stone floor.

My heart sank within me as I saw these ominous preparations, and yet I

was held by the fascination of horror, and I could not take my eyes from

the strange spectacle. A man had entered the room with a bucket of water

in either hand. Another followed with a third bucket. They were laid

beside the wooden horse. The second man had a wooden dipper—a bowl with

a straight handle—in his other hand. This he gave to the man in black.

At the same moment one of the varlets approached with a dark object in

his hand, which even in my dream filled me with a vague feeling of

familiarity. It was a leathern filler. With horrible energy he thrust

it—but I could stand no more. My hair stood on end with horror. I

writhed, I struggled, I broke through the bonds of sleep, and I burst

with a shriek into my own life, and found myself lying shivering with

terror in the huge library, with the moonlight flooding through the

window and throwing strange silver and black traceries upon the opposite

wall. Oh, what a blessed relief to feel that I was back in the

nineteenth century—back out of that medieval vault into a world where

men had human hearts within their bosoms. I sat up on my couch,

trembling in every limb, my mind divided between thankfulness and

horror. To think that such things were ever done—that they _could_ be

done without God striking the villains dead. Was it all a fantasy, or

did it really stand for something which had happened in the black, cruel

days of the world’s history? I sank my throbbing head upon my shaking

hands. And then, suddenly, my heart seemed to stand still in my bosom,

and I could not even scream, so great was my terror. Something was

advancing toward me through the darkness of the room.

It is a horror coming upon a horror which breaks a man’s spirit. I could

not reason, I could not pray; I could only sit like a frozen image, and

glare at the dark figure which was coming down the great room. And then

it moved out into the white lane of moonlight, and I breathed once more.

It was Dacre, and his face showed that he was as frightened as myself.

“Was that you? For God’s sake what’s the matter?” he asked in a husky

voice.

“Oh, Dacre, I am glad to see you! I have been down into hell. It was

dreadful.”

“Then it was you who screamed?”

“I dare say it was.”

“It rang through the house. The servants are all terrified.” He struck a

match and lit the lamp. “I think we may get the fire to burn up again,”

he added, throwing some logs upon the embers. “Good God, my dear chap,

how white you are! You look as if you had seen a ghost.”

“So I have—several ghosts.”

“The leather funnel has acted, then?”

“I wouldn’t sleep near the infernal thing again for all the money you

could offer me.”

Dacre chuckled.

“I expected that you would have a lively night of it,” said he. “You

took it out of me in return, for that scream of yours wasn’t a very

pleasant sound at two in the morning. I suppose from what you say that

you have seen the whole dreadful business.”

“What dreadful business?”

“The torture of the water—the ‘Extraordinary Question,’ as it was called

in the genial days of ‘Le Roi Soleil.’ Did you stand it out to the end?”

“No, thank God, I awoke before it really began.”

“Ah! it is just as well for you. I held out till the third bucket. Well,

it is an old story, and they are all in their graves now anyhow, so what

does it matter how they got there. I suppose that you have no idea what

it was that you have seen?”

“The torture of some criminal. She must have been a terrible malefactor

indeed if her crimes are in proportion to her penalty.”

“Well, we have that small consolation,” said Dacre, wrapping his

dressing-gown round him and crouching closer to the fire. “They _were_

in proportion to her penalty. That is to say, if I am correct in the

lady’s identity.”

“How could you possibly know her identity?”

For answer Dacre took down an old vellum-covered volume from the shelf.

“Just listen to this,” said he; “it is in the French of the seventeenth

century, but I will give a rough translation as I go. You will judge for

yourself whether I have solved the riddle or not.

“The prisoner was brought before the Grand Chambers and Tournelles

of Parliament, sitting as a court of justice, charged with the

murder of Master Dreux d’Aubray, her father, and of her two

brothers, MM. d’Aubray, one being civil lieutenant, and the other

a counsellor of Parliament. In person it seemed hard to believe

that she had really done such wicked deeds, for she was of a mild

appearance, and of short stature, with a fair skin and blue eyes.

Yet the Court, having found her guilty, condemned her to the

ordinary and to the extraordinary question in order that she might

be forced to name her accomplices, after which she should be

carried in a cart to the Place de Grève, there to have her head

cut off, her body being afterwards burned and her ashes scattered

to the winds.”

The date of this entry is July 16, 1676.”

“It is interesting,” said I, “but not convincing. How do you prove the

two women to be the same?”

“I am coming to that. The narrative goes on to tell of the woman’s

behaviour when questioned. ‘When the executioner approached her she

recognized him by the cords which he held in his hands, and she at once

held out her own hands to him, looking at him from head to foot without

uttering a word.’ How’s that?”

“Yes, it was so.”

“‘She gazed without wincing upon the wooden horse and rings which had

twisted so many limbs and caused so many shrieks of agony. When her eyes

fell upon the three pails of water, which were all ready for her, she

said with a smile, “All that water must have been brought here for the

purpose of drowning me, Monsieur. You have no idea, I trust, of making a

person of my small stature swallow it all.”’ Shall I read the details of

the torture?”

“No, for Heaven’s sake, don’t.”

“Here is a sentence which must surely show you that what is here

recorded is the very scene which you have gazed upon to-night: ‘The good

Abbé Pirot, unable to contemplate the agonies which were suffered by his

penitent, had hurried from the room.’ Does that convince you?”

“It does entirely. There can be no question that it is indeed the same

event. But who, then, is this lady whose appearance was so attractive

and whose end was so horrible?”

For answer Dacre came across to me, and placed the small lamp upon the

table which stood by my bed. Lifting up the ill-omened filler, he turned

the brass rim so that the light fell full upon it. Seen in this way the

engraving seemed clearer than on the night before.

“We have already agreed that this is the badge of a marquis or of a

marquise,” said he. “We have also settled that the last letter is B.”

“It is undoubtedly so.”

“I now suggest to you that the other letters from left to right are, M,

M, a small d, A, a small d, and then the final B.”

“Yes, I am sure that you are right. I can make out the two small d’s

quite plainly.”

“What I have read to you to-night,” said Dacre, “is the official record

of the trial of Marie Madeleine d’Aubray, Marquise de Brinvilliers, one

of the most famous poisoners and murderers of all time.”

I sat in silence, overwhelmed at the extraordinary nature of the

incident, and at the completeness of the proof with which Dacre had

exposed its real meaning. In a vague way I remembered some details of

the woman’s career, her unbridled debauchery, the coldblooded and

protracted torture of her sick father, the murder of her brothers for

motives of petty gain. I recollected also that the bravery of her end

had done something to atone for the horror of her life, and that all

Paris had sympathized with her last moments, and blessed her as a martyr

within a few days of the time when they had cursed her as a murderess.

One objection, and one only, occurred to my mind.

“How came her initials and her badge of rank upon the filler? Surely

they did not carry their medieval homage to the nobility to the point of

decorating instruments of torture with their titles?”

“I was puzzled with the same point,” said Dacre, “but it admits of a

simple explanation. The case excited extraordinary interest at the time,

and nothing could be more natural than that La Reynie, the head of the

police, should retain this filler as a grim souvenir. It was not often

that a marchioness of France underwent the extraordinary question. That

he should engrave her initials upon it for the information of others was

surely a very ordinary proceeding upon his part.”

“And this?” I asked, pointing to the marks upon the leathern neck.

“She was a cruel tigress,” said Dacre, as he turned away. “I think it is

evident that like other tigresses her teeth were both strong and sharp.”

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