I began to feel particularly uncomfortable.

"I wish they had all been burnt long ago," said mine honest uncle. After

a pause he went on: "This scapegrace nephew of mine will be here

shortly. For fear of accidents--accidents, I say,--Gilbert--it were

better to have all safe. Who knows what may be lurking in the old house,

to rise up some day as a witness against us! I intend either to pull it

down or set fire to it. But we'll make sure of the will first."

"A rambling jackanapes of a nephew!" said Gilbert; "I hoped the fishes

had supped on him before now. We never thought, master, he could be

alive, as he sent no word about his being either alive or dead. But I

guess," continued this amiable servant, "he might ha' staid longer, and

you wouldn't ha' fretted for his company."

Listeners hear no good of themselves; but I determined to reward the old

villain very shortly for his good wishes.

"Gilbert, when there's work to do thou art always readier with thy

tongue than with thy fingers. Look! the match has gone out twice,--leave

off puffing and fetch the box; I'll manage about the candle."

I began to feel a strange sensation rambling about me. Gilbert left the

room, however, and I applied myself with redoubled diligence to the

crevice. My dishonest relation proceeded to revive the expiring sparks;

the light shone full upon his hard features. It might be fancy, but

guilt--broad, legible, remorseless guilt--seemed to mark every

inflection of his visage: his brow contracted,--his eye turned

cautiously and fearfully round the apartment, and more than once it

rested upon the gap I had made. I saw him strike his hand upon his

puckered brow, and a stifled groan escaped him; but as if ashamed of his

better feelings, he clenched it in an attitude of defiance, and listened

eagerly for the return of his servant. The slow footsteps of Gilbert

soon announced his approach, and apparently with some heavy burden. He

threw it on the floor, and I heard a key applied and the rusty wards

answering to the touch. The business in which they were now engaged was

out of my limited sphere of vision.

"I think, master, the damps will soon ding down the old house: look at

the wall; the paper hangs for all the world like the clerk's wig--ha,

ha! If we should burn the house down we'd rid it o' the ghosts. Would

they stand fire, think you, or be off to cooler quarters?"

"Hush, Gilbert; thou art wicked enough to bring a whole legion about us,

if any of them are within hearing. I always seemed to treat these

stories with contempt, but I never could satisfy myself about the noises

that old Gidlow and his wife heard. Thou knowest he was driven out of

the house by them. People wondered that I did not come and live here,

instead of letting it run to ruin. It's pretty generally thought that I

fear neither man nor devil; but--oh! here it is; here is the will. I

care nothing for the rest, provided this be cancelled."

"Ay, master, they said the ghost never left off scratching as long as

anybody was in the room. Which room was it, I wonder?--I never thought

on't to inquire; but--- I don't like this a bit. It runs in my head it

is the very place; and behind that wall, too, where it took up its

quarters like as it might be just a-back of the paper there. Think you,

master, the old tyke has pull'd it down wi' scratching?"

"Gilbert," said my uncle solemnly, "I don't like these jests of thine.

Save them, I prithee, for fitter subjects. The will is what we came for.

Let us dispose of that quietly, and I promise thee I'll never set foot

here again."

As he spoke he approached the candle--it was just within my view--and

opened the will that it might yield the more readily to the blaze. I

watched him evidently preparing to consume a document with which I felt

convinced my welfare and interests were intimately connected. There was

not a moment to be lost; but how to get possession was no easy

contrivance. If I sallied forth to its rescue they might murder me, or

at least prevent its falling into my hands. This plan could only prolong

its existence a few moments, and would to a certainty ensure its

eventual destruction. Gilbert's dissertation on the occupations and

amusements of the ghosts came very opportunely to my aid, and

immediately I put into execution what now appeared my only hope of its

safety. Just as a corner of the paper was entering the flame I gave a

pretty loud scratch, at the same time anxiously observing the effect it

might produce. I was overjoyed to find the enemy intimidated at least by

the first fire. Another volley, and another succeeded, until even the

sceptical Gilbert was dismayed. My uncle seemed riveted to the spot, his

hands widely disparted, so that the flame and its destined prey were now

pretty far asunder. Neither of the culprits spoke; and I hoped that

little more would be necessary to rout them fairly from the field. As

yet they did not seem disposed to move; and I was afraid of a rally,

should reason get the better of their fears.

"Rats! rats!" shouted Gilbert. "We'll singe their tails for them." The

scratching ceased. Again the paper was approaching to its dreaded

catastrophe.

"_Beware!_" I cried, in a deep and sepulchral tone, that startled even

the utterer. What effect it had produced on my auditory I was left alone

to conjecture. The candle dropped from the incendiary's grasp, and the

spoil was left a prey to the bugbear that possessed their imaginations.

With feelings of unmixed delight, I heard them clear the stairs at a few

leaps, run through the hall, and soon afterwards a terrific bellow from

Gilbert announced their descent into the avenue.

Luckily the light was not extinct, and I lost no time in taking

possession of the document, which I considered of the most importance.

A number of loose papers, the contents of a huge trunk, were scattered

about; but my attention was more particularly directed to the paper

which had been the object of my uncle's visit to the Manor-house. To my

great joy, this was neither less nor more than my father's will,

witnessed and sealed in due form, wherein the possessions of my

ancestors were conveyed, absolutely and unconditionally, without entail,

unencumbered and unembarrassed, to me and to my assigns. I thought it

most likely that the papers in and about the trunk might be of use,

either as corroborative evidence, in case my uncle should choose to

litigate the point and brand the original document as a forgery, or as a

direct testimony to the validity of my claim. I was rather puzzled in

what manner to convey them from the place, so as not to excite

suspicion, should the two worthies return. I was pretty certain they

would not leave matters as they now stood when their fears were allayed,

and daylight would probably impart sufficient courage to induce them to

repeat their visit. On finding the papers removed, the nature of this

night's ghostly admonition would immediately be guessed, and measures

taken to thwart any proceedings which it might be in my power to adopt.

To prevent discovery, I hit upon the following expedient:--I sorted out

the waste paper, a considerable quantity of which served as envelopes to

the rest, setting fire to it in such a manner that the contents of the

trunk might appear to have been destroyed by the falling of the candle.

I succeeded very much to my own satisfaction. Disturbed and agonised as

my feelings had been during the discovery, the idea of having defeated

the plan of my iniquitous relative gave a zest to my acquisitions almost

as great as if I had already taken possession of my paternal

inheritance.

Before I left the apartment, I poured out my heart in thanksgivings to

that unseen Power whose hand, I am firmly convinced, brought me thither

at so critical a moment, to frustrate the schemes and machinations of

the enemy.

Bundling up the papers, my knowledge of the vicinity enabled me to reach

a small tavern in the neighbourhood without the risk of being

recognised. Here I continued two or three days, examining the documents,

with the assistance of an honest limb of the law from W----. He

entertained considerable doubts as to the issue of a trial, feeling

convinced that a forged will would be prepared, if not already in

existence, and that my relative would not relinquish his fraudulent

claim should the law be openly appealed to. He strongly recommended that

proceedings of a different nature should be first tried, in hopes of

enclosing the villain in his own toils; and these, if successful, would

save the uncertain and expensive process of a suit. I felt unwilling to

adopt any mode of attack but that of open warfare, and urged that

possession of the real will would be sufficient to reinstate me as the

lawful heir. The man of law smiled. He inquired how I should be able to

prove that the forgery which my uncle would in all probability produce

was not the genuine testament; and as the date would inevitably be

subsequent to the one I held, it would annul any former bequest. As to

my tale about burning the will, that might or might not be treated as a

story trumped up for the occasion. I had no witnesses to prove the fact;

and though appearances were certainly in my favour, yet the case could

only be decided according to evidence. With great reluctance I consented

to take a part in the scheme he chalked out for my guidance; and, on the

third day from my arrival, I walked a few miles and returned to the

town, that it might appear as if I had only just arrived. On being set

down at my uncle's I had the satisfaction to find, as far as could be

gathered from his manner, that he had no idea of my recent sojourn in

the neighbourhood. Of course the conversation turned on the death of my

revered parents, and the way in which their property had been disposed

of.

"I can only repeat," continued he, "what I, as the only executor under

your father's will, was commissioned to inform you at his decease. The

property was heavily mortgaged before your departure; and its continued

depression in value, arising from causes that could not have been

foreseen, left the executor no other alternative but that of giving the

creditors possession. The will is here," said he, taking out a paper,

neatly folded and mounted with red tape, from a bureau. "It is

necessarily brief, and merely enumerates the names of the mortgagees and

amounts owing. I was unfortunately the principal creditor, having been a

considerable loser from my wish to preserve the property inviolate. For

the credit of the family I paid off the remaining incumbrances, and the

estate has lapsed to me as the lawful possessor."

He placed the document in my hands. I read in it a very technical

tribute of testamentary gratitude to M---- S----, Esq., styled therein

"beloved brother;" and a slight mention of my name, but no bequest, save

that of recommending me to the kindness of my relative, in case it

should please Heaven to send me once more to my native shores. I was

aware he would be on the watch; guarding, therefore, against any

expression of my feelings, I eagerly perused the deed, and with a sigh,

which he would naturally attribute to any cause but the real one, I

returned it into his hands.

"I find," said he, "from your letter received on the 23d current, that

you are not making a long stay in this neighbourhood. It is better,

perhaps, that you should not. The old house is sadly out of repair.

Three years ago next May, David Gidlow, the tenant under lease from me,

left it, and I have not yet been able to meet with another occupant

fully to my satisfaction; indeed, I have some intention of pulling down

the house and disposing of the materials."

"Pulling it down!" I exclaimed, with indignation.

"Yes; that is, it is so untenantable--so--what shall I call it?--that

nobody cares to live there."

"I hope it is not haunted?"

"Haunted!" exclaimed he, surveying me with a severe and scrutinising

glance. "What should have put that into your head?"

I was afraid I had said too much; and anxious to allay the suspicion I

saw gathering in his countenance--"Nay, uncle," I quickly rejoined; "but

you seemed so afraid of speaking out upon the matter that I thought

there must needs be a ghost at the bottom of it."

"As for that," said he, carelessly; "the foolish farmer and his wife did

hint something of the sort; but it is well known that I pay no attention

to such tales. The long and the short of it, I fancy, was, that they

were tired of their bargain, and wanted me to take it off their hands."

Here honest Gilbert entered, to say that Mr L----, the attorney, would

be glad to have a word with his master.

"Tell Mr L---- to walk in. We have no secrets here. Excuse me, nephew;

this man is one of our lawyers. He has nothing to communicate but what

you may hear, I dare say. If he should have any private business, you

can step into the next room."

The attorney entering, I was introduced as nephew to Mr S----, just

arrived from the Indies, and so forth. Standing, Mr L---- made due

obeisance.

"Sit down; sit down, Mr L----," cried my uncle. "You need not be bowing

there for a job. Poor fellow, he has not much left to grease the paws of

a lawyer. Well, sir, your errand?"

I came, Mr S----, respecting the Manor-house. Perhaps you would not have

any objections to a tenant!"

"I cannot say just now. I have had some thoughts of pulling it down."

"Sir! you would not demolish a building, the growth of centuries--a

family mansion--been in the descent since James's time. It would be

barbarous. The antiques would be about your ears."

"I care nothing for the antiquities; and, moreover, I do not choose to

let the house. Any further business with me this morning, sir?"

"Nothing of consequence--I only came about the house."

"Pray, Mr L----," said I, "what sort of a tenant have you in view;--one

you could recommend? I think my uncle has more regard for the old

mansion-house than comports with the outrage he threatens. The will

says, if I read aright, that the house and property may be sold, should

the executor see fit; but, as to pulling it down, I am sure my father

never meant anything so deplorable. Allow me another glance at that

paper."

"Please to observe, nephew, that the will makes it mine, and as such I

have a right to dispose of the whole in such manner as I may deem best.

If you have any doubts, I refer you to Mr L----, who sits smiling at

your unlawyer-like opinions."

"Pray allow me one moment," said the curious attorney. He looked at the

signature and those of the parties witnessing.

"Martha S----; your late sister, I presume?"

My uncle nodded assent.

"Gilbert Hodgon--your servant?"

"The same. To what purpose, sir, are these questions?" angrily inquired

my uncle.

"Merely matters of form--a habit we lawyers cannot easily throw aside

whenever we get a sight of musty parchments. I hope you will pardon my

freedom?"

"Oh! as for that you are welcome to ask as many questions as you think

proper; they will be easily answered, I take it."

"Doubtless," said the persevering man of words. "Whenever I take up a

deed, for instance,--it is just the habit of the thing, Mr S----,--I

always look at it as a banker looks at a note. He could not for the life

of him gather one up without first ascertaining that it was genuine."

"Genuine!" exclaimed my uncle, thrown off his guard. "You do not suspect

that I have forged it?"

"Forged it! why, how could that enter your head, Mr S----? I should as

soon suspect you of forging a bank-note or coining a guinea. Ringing a

guinea, sir, does not at all imply that the payee suspects the payer to

be an adept in that ingenious and much-abused art. We should be

prodigously surprised if the payer were to start up in a tantrum, and

say, 'Do you suspect me, sir, of having coined it?'"

"Sir, if you came hither for the purpose of insulting _me_"----

"I came upon no such business, Mr S----; but, as you seem disposed to be

captious, I _will_ make free to say, and it would be the opinion of

ninety-nine hundredths of the profession, that it might possibly have

been a little more satisfactory to the heir-apparent had the witnesses

to this, the most solemn and important act of a man's life, been any

other than, firstly, a defunct sister to the party claiming the whole

residue: and secondly, Mr Gilbert Hodgon, his servant. Nay, sir," said

the pertinacious lawyer, rising, "I do not wish to use more

circumlocution than is necessary; I have stated my suspicions, and if

you are an honest man, you can have no objections, at least, to satisfy

your nephew on the subject, who seems, to say the truth, much astonished

at our accidental parley."

"And pray who made you a ruler and a judge between us?"

"_I_ have no business with it, I own; but as you seemed rather angry, I

made bold to give an opinion on the little technicalities aforesaid. If

you choose, sir," addressing himself to me, "the matter is now at rest."

"Of course," I replied, "Mr S---- will be ready to give every

satisfaction that may be required as regards the validity of the

witnesses. I request, uncle, that you will not lose one moment in

rebutting these insinuations. For your own sake and mine, it is not

proper that your conduct should go forth to the world in the shape in

which this gentleman may think fit to represent it."

"If he dare speak one word"----

"Nay, uncle, that is not the way to stop folks' mouth now-a-days.

Nothing but the actual gag, or a line of conduct that courts no favour

and requires no concealment, will pass current with the world. I

request, sir," addressing myself to the attorney, "that you will not

leave this house until you have given Mr S---- the opportunity of

clearing himself from any blame in this transaction."

"As matters have assumed this posture," said Mr L----, "I should be

deficient in respect to the profession of which I have the honour to be

a member, did I not justify my conduct in the best manner I am able.

Have I liberty to proceed?"

"Proceed as you like, you will not prove the testament to be a forgery.

The signing and witnessing were done in my presence," said my uncle. He

rose from his chair, instinctively locked up his bureau; and, if such

stern features could assume an aspect of still greater asperity, it was

when the interrogator thus continued:--"You were, as you observe, Mr

S----, an eye-witness to the due subscription of this deed. If I am to

clear myself from the imputation of unjustifiable curiosity, I must beg

leave to examine yourself and the surviving witness apart, merely as to

the minutiæ of the circumstances under which it was finally completed:

for instance, was the late Mr---- in bed, or was he sick or well, when

the deed was executed?"

A cadaverous hue stole over the dark features of the culprit; their

aspect varying and distorted, in which fear and deadly anger painfully

strove for pre-eminence.

"And wherefore apart?" said he, with a hideous grin. He stamped suddenly

on the floor.

"If that summons be for your servant, you might have saved yourself the

trouble, sir," said his tormentor, with great coolness and intrepidity.

"Gilbert is at my office, whither I sent him on an errand, thinking he

would be best out of the way for a while. I find, however, that we shall

have need of him. It is as well, nevertheless, that he is out of the way

of signals."

"A base conspiracy!" roared the infuriated villain. "Nephew, how is

this? And in my own house,--bullied--baited! But I will be revenged--I

will."

Here he became exhausted with rage, and sat down. On Mr L---- attempting

to speak, he cried out--"I will answer no questions, and I defy you.

Gilbert may say what he likes; but he cannot contradict my words. I'll

speak none."

"These would be strange words, indeed, Mr S------, from an innocent

man. Know you that WILL?" said the lawyer, in a voice of thunder, and at

the same time exhibiting the real instrument so miraculously preserved

from destruction. I shall never forget his first look of horror and

astonishment. Had a spectre risen up, arrayed in all the terrors of the

prison-house, he could not have exhibited more appalling symptoms of

unmitigated despair. He shuddered audibly. It was the very crisis of his

agony. A portentous silence ensued. Some minutes elapsed before it was

interrupted. Mr L---- was the first to break so disagreeable a pause.

"Mr S----, it is useless to carry on this scene of duplicity: neither

party would be benefited by it. _You have forged that deed!_ We have

sufficient evidence of your attempt to destroy this document I now hold,

in the very mansion which your unhallowed hands would, but for the

direct interposition of Providence, have levelled with the dust. On one

condition, and on one only, your conduct shall be concealed from the

knowledge of your fellow-men. The eye of Providence alone has hitherto

tracked the tortuous course of your villany. On one condition, I say,

the past is for ever concealed from the eye of the world." Another

pause. My uncle groaned in the agony of his spirit. Had his heart's

blood been at stake, he could not have evinced a greater reluctance than

he now showed at the thoughts of relinquishing his ill-gotten wealth.

"What is it?"

"Destroy with your own hands that forged testimony of your guilt. Your

nephew does not wish to bring an old man's grey hairs to an ignominious

grave."

He took the deed, and, turning aside his head, committed it to the

flames. He appeared to breathe more freely when it was consumed; but the

struggle had been too severe even for his unyielding frame, iron-bound

though it seemed. As he turned trembling from the hearth, he sank into

his chair, threw his hands over his face, and groaned deeply. The next

moment he fixed his eyes steadily on me. A glassy brightness suddenly

shot over them; a dimness followed like the shadows of death. He held

out his hand; his head bowed; and he bade adieu to the world and its

interests for ever!

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