If it ain't Right, I'll make it all Right in the Morning, 33
Don't you believe in 'em, 37
The old Black Bull, 38
Dobbs makes "a Pint," 42
Used up, 43
The greatest Moral Engine, 50
The Story of Capt. Paul, 51
Hereditary Complaints, 58
Nights with the Caucusers, 59
Affecting Cruelty, 64
The Wolf Slayer, 65
The Man that knew 'em All, 74
A severe Spell of Sickness, 79
The Race of the Aldermen, 80
Getting Square, 85
People do differ, 89
Bill Whiffletree's Dental Experience, 90
A-a-a-in't they Thick? 96
A desperate Race, 101
Dodging the Responsibility, 107
A Night Adventure in Prairie Land, 108
Roosting Out, 114
Rather Twangy, 119
Passing around the Fodder, 120
A Hint to Soyer, 123
The Leg of Mutton, 124
A Chapter on Misers, 129
Dog Day, 133
Amateur Gardening, 138
The two Johns at the Tremont, 139
The Yankee in a Boarding School, 144
A dreadful State of Excitement, 149
Ralph Waldo Emerson, 154
Humbug, 158
Hotel keeping, 159
"According to Gunter," 164
Quartering upon Friends, 165
Jake Hinkle's Failings, 174
What's going to Happen, 176
The Washerwoman's Windfall, 177
We don't Wonder at it, 181
Old Maguire and his Horse Bonny Doon, 182
Getting into the "Right Pew," 187
A circuitous Route, 192
Major Blink's first Season at Saratoga, 193
Old Jack Ringbolt, 198
Who killed Capt. Walker? 199
Practical Philosophy, 203
Borrowed Finery; or, killed off by a Ballet Girl, 204
Legal Advice, 209
Wonders of the Day, 213
"Don't know you, Sir!" 214
A circumlocutory Egg Pedler, 219
Jolly old Times, 223
The Pigeon Express Man, 224
Jipson's great Dinner Party, 229
Look out for them Lobsters, 236
The Fitzfaddles at Hull, 241
Putting me on a Platform! 247
The exorbitancy of Meanness, 251
"Taking down" a Sheriff, 252
Governor Mifflin's First Coal Fire, 257
Sure Cure, 261
Chasing a fugitive Subscriber, 262
Ambition, 266
Way the Women fixed the Tale-bearer, 267
Penalty of kissing your own Wife, 272
Mysteries and Miseries of Housekeeping, 274
Miseries of a Dandy, 279
A juvenile Joe Miller, 284
"Selling" a Landlord, 285
Scientific Labor, 288
Who was that poor Woman? 289
Infirmities of Nature, 293
Andrew Jackson and his Mother, 294
Snaking out Sturgeons, 299
Mixing Meanings--Mangling English, 301
Waking up the wrong Passenger, 302
Genius for Business, 306
Have you got any old Boots? 307
The Vagaries of Nature, 312
A general disquisition on "Hinges," 317
Miseries of Bachelorhood, 321
The Science of Diddling, 322
The re-union; Thanksgiving Story, 324
Cabbage _vs._ Men, 330
Wanted--A young Man from the Country, 331
Presence of Mind, 336
The Skipper's Schooner, 337
Philosophy of the Times, 340
The Emperor and the Poor Author, 341
The bigger fool, the better Luck, 352
An active Settlement, 356
A Yankee in a Pork-house, 357
German Caution, 361
Ben. McConachy's great Dog Sell, 362
The Perils of Wealth, 367
Nursing a Legacy, 372
The Troubles of a Mover, 377
The Question Settled, 382
How it's done at the Astor House, 383
The Advertisement, 387
Incidents in a Fortune-hunter's Life, 400
A Distinction with a Difference, 408
Pills and Persimmons, 409
Mysteries and Miseries of the Life of a City Editor, 414
The Tribulations of Incivility, 415
The Broomstick Marriage, 420
Appearances are Deceitful, 427
Cigar Smoke, 431
An everlasting tall Duel, 432
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