CHAPTER IX—MILITARY PLANS

The man put one foot up on the step of the van and said, “Wall, yer see

he owns the Fair Grounds. Thar was a crew uv these here scout kids

camping over in the grove to one side of it, and not doin’ no manner of

harm, I reckon.”

“That’s one good thing about us, we never do any harm,” Pee-wee piped

up.

“Wherever they camp the violets spring up,” Rossie said.

“Sure, and dandelions and four-leaf clovers, too,” the kid shouted.

The man said, “Wall, naow, them kids wasn’ doin’ no manner uv harm, just

cookin’ and eatin’——”

“Gee whiz, they have to do that!” Pee-wee told him. “That’s one thing

about scouts, they always eat.”

“Most always,” Harry said.

“En’ nothin’ would do but he must chase ’em off,” the man said. “Some uv

them men who wuz interested in the kids made a rumpus about it, but it

weren’t no good; old Grump said off they must go, and off they went. I

wuz sorry ter see it too, hanged if I weren’t, because they’re a bright,

clever lot, them youngsters. Oft times when I’d go inter th’ Cross-roads

with my old mare marketin’, there they’d be in th’ grove right alongside

th’ road, sprawlin’ about and onct, when I come away abaout five o’clock

in the mornin’, thar they were en’ give my old mare a drink out uv th’

spring.”

“Up early, hey?” Harry said.

“Naow, haow is them kids goin’ ter hinder th’ reunion? That’s what I

say. Poked away off in th’ grove right on ter th’ end of the grounds.

But the ole major, he says they was nuthin’ but a lot uv loafers; wanted

to know what good they ever done. Why, Lor’ bless me, if he’d a made

friends with ’em they might uv helped in the reunion, mightn’t they?...

Wall, I guess he wuz all piffed abaout the show not bein’ able to get

there. Trams east of th’ Cross-roads is runnin’ all right, but out this

way thar ain’t been a wheel movin’ in a week, ’cept express trains from

the east. If I was you fellers I wouldn’ go a couple of dozen miles out

of my way over a pile of rocks what they call by the name of a road, I

wouldn’, jus ter do a favor for an old grizzly bear, I wouldn’. Not me.”

Gee whiz, Mr. Abbington looked kind of anxious, because Harry just sat

there on the seat whistling to himself as if he were thinking. The rest

of us were all standing around.

Brent said, “Well, as long as old Grump is a stickler on military

training, what do you say we take Grumpy’s Cross-roads right under his

very nose? We’ll make our approach from the west, with our dry-goods

delivery van and three five-passenger touring cars. General Harris will

have charge of the Commissary. First, the signal corps will communicate

with the boy scouts of Grumpy’s Cross-roads and advise them that

reenforcements are on the way—in a dry-goods van and three touring

cars. The grove on the edge of the parade grounds will be in our hands

before night. We’ll have the Civil War veterans down on their knees

begging for an armistice.”

“Yes, and maybe—maybe—old Major Grumpy will have to go and live in a

castle in Holland, hey?” Pee-wee yelled.

Honest, isn’t that kid a scream?

X—THE SIGNAL CORPS AT WORK

First, Harry asked if the telegraph office was open, but it wasn’t open.

The reason was, because there wasn’t any there. If that place had been a

little smaller we might have run over it without seeing it and punctured

one of our tires.

Then Brent said, “Well then, you don’t happen to have a nice hill handy,

do you? We’ll return it in good condition when we get through with it.”

They didn’t happen to have any hills in that village—they were out of

most everything. Brent said he guessed hills were hard to get. So we

started off again and hit into the road that went to Grumpy’s

Cross-roads. Gee whiz, if Major Grumpy’s temper was anything like that

road, _good night_! That was what we all said. But we should worry about

the road as long as we had all our plans made. Harry said the Kluck car

could eat up the miles all right, but, oh, Sister Anne, if one of them

tried eating the miles on that road it would have indigestion, all

right. Even Pee-wee couldn’t have eaten those.

After we had gone maybe about nine or ten miles we came to a dandy; it

was a kind of a young mountain. Now, on the way along, we had been

making up a message that we would send by smudge signal, because we

thought that if those other scouts got it, it would be a feather in

their cap and we were thinking about them more than we were about

ourselves. Because a scout is brother to every other scout, see?

So this is the smudge signal that we decided to send, and, _good night_,

little we knew what it would lead to. Pretty soon you’ll see the plot

beginning to get thicker.

Uncle Tom show will be given as announced.

Deny rumors to contrary.

Boy Scouts of America.

Brent said, “If those kids are up as early as old what’s-his-name said

they were, they ought to see a smudge signal up on the top of a hill

like this, and they can notify old Grump. Then later we’ll give him the

knockout blow. He’ll look like a pancake when we get through with him.”

That started Pee-wee off—the word pancake. “We’ll go riding into the

village, and we’ll kind of have our clothes torn, and we’ll look all

what-d’ye-call-it—weary and footsore—and we’ll have all the Uncle

Tom’s Cabin company sitting in the touring cars,” he said, “and we’ll

have a big sign that says _Boy Scouts on the Job_, hey? And maybe we’ll

give a parade.”

Harry said, “Well, the best thing for us to do now is to parade up this

hill and send the message. You see, although assaults are usually made

unknown to the enemy, in this case we’ll make a big hit if we start some

propaganda along ahead of us. It pays to advertise, as Jolly & Kidder

would say.”

Now it was a pretty steep climb up to the top of that hill, all woods

and jungle. We left the cars down on the road and most of the actor

people stayed in them, because they were tired and sleepy. Westy stayed

down there so as to cook them some breakfast.

For quite a long distance up that hill we went through thick woods, then

we came out into an open place where we could look down and see the

road. The autos looked small down there. We could see a little thin line

of smoke going up where Westy was starting a fire. The sun was getting

brighter and it made Jolly & Kidder’s van look all shiny on account of

the bright paint on it. It seemed funny to see a department store car

away out there in that lonesome country.

Pretty soon we got into more woods and Harry said he guessed there must

be a trail. But we couldn’t find any.

He said, “This is a forsaken wilderness up here.”

“I bet the foot of white man never trod it,” Pee-wee said; “I bet it’s

unknown to civilization up here.”

“Well, I guess we’re not likely to bunk into any movie shows,” Brent

said.

Jiminetty, but it was some wild place, all right. We had to go single

file and tear away the brush so that we could get through. Tom Slade

went ahead, because he can find a trail if there is one, and even if

there isn’t he always knows how to go. The farther up we went, the worse

it got. We couldn’t see the road at all on account of the thick woods

below us. Gee, it was so still up there that it was sort of spooky.

“I guess no white man ever trod this solemn wilderness before, as our

young friend Scout Harris observed,” Harry said; “it gets worser and

worser.”

Just then Tom Slade stopped and we all stopped in his path. In about a

jiffy he was down on the ground. Gee whiz, I knew what that meant, for I

knew Tom Slade.

“It’s a footprint,” he said.

Just then we heard a sound right near us, just like branches crackling,

and in a couple of seconds one of those bloodhounds from the Uncle Tom’s

Cabin show came dashing up through the bushes. He pushed Tom Slade right

out of the way and began sniffing that footprint. He was so excited that

he didn’t notice us.

XI—A MYSTERIOUS FOOTPRINT

First it seemed kind of as if that bloodhound was just scooping; that

means using something that another scout has found. If I should find a

robin’s nest and then another scout should stalk there, that would be

scooping. Gee whiz, that’s a mean thing to do. Up at Temple Camp a scout

will get himself disliked for doing that. But it’s all right to stalk

the cooking-shack. Pee-wee thinks he’s the only one who has a right to

hang out there—I should worry.

Anyway that has nothing to do with the bloodhound. Tom got out of his

way, and we all stood about while the dog sniffed around the footprint,

awful excited like. There wasn’t another footprint anywhere in sight.

Brent said in that funny way of his, “Well, I guess we’re up against the

real thing at last. I guess old Snoozer here is on the track of Eliza.

Listen and maybe we’ll hear her baby crying. She always carries a baby

with her when she puts one over on the bloodhounds, doesn’t she?”

“You’re crazy!” Pee-wee shouted; “she always crosses the ice. Didn’t you

see that big roll of canvas they’ve got? That’s got ice painted on it.

They spread that on the stage and she runs across it with

har—what-d’ye-call-it—her infant child.”

“Her which?” Harry said.

“I think she takes a thermos bottle, too, and an aluminum cooking set,”

Brent said.

Harry said, “Well, anyway, she has given old Snoozer the slip this

time.”

“That’s a man’s footprint,” Pee-wee said; “there’s a mystery up here.”

“Let’s see it,” Rossie Bent said; “where is it?”

“You make me sick!” the kid shouted. “How can you _see_ a mystery?”

“You smell it, according to Snoozer,” Harry said; “this dog will have a

fit in a minute.”

By that time the dog was pushing every which way in among the bushes and

every few seconds coming back to the footprint.

“He seems to be kind of rattled.” That’s what Harry said.

Pretty soon the dog went running through the bushes out into a big open

space that was just about on the top of the mountain. We found out

afterward that that was why the mountain was named Bald Head. Gee whiz,

he seemed rattled. He’d stop for a couple of seconds and look all

around, then start off all of a sudden, then stop again.

Brent said, “Eliza’s got his goat this time. Look at old Tomasso there;

he’s mad because Snoozer took his job.”

I looked at Tom Slade (because that’s whom he meant) and I saw that he

was kind of picking among the bushes over to one side of the big open

space. So I went over to where he was and I said, “Tom, what do you

think about it? I always thought a bloodhound could follow any trail.

That’s a fresh footprint too, isn’t it? But maybe that dog isn’t a real

bloodhound, hey?”

Tom said, “He’s a real bloodhound, all right, but I don’t think he’ll

find anything.”

I said, “Well, how about that footprint then? It was a fresh one. He

ought to be able to follow that scent. Gee whiz, I never saw a dog act

so funny. He’s all rattled and he doesn’t know which way to go.”

Tom didn’t say anything, only he looked over to the open space where the

rest of the fellows were watching the dog. By that time the dog was

running around and barking, half crazy.

“Eliza fell through the ice,” Brent called over to us.

Harry shouted, “She was very poor, she didn’t even have a scent.

Snoozer’s going to have a nervous collapse in a minute; he’ll require

first aid.”

I said to Tom, “Well, somebody was up here, that’s sure. That’s a new

footprint we found. It’s plaguey funny that a bloodhound can’t follow

that trail; I always thought a bloodhound——”

“A bloodhound isn’t a scout,” Tom said, kind of sober like, in that way

he has; “he followed the trail as far as he could, I suppose. Look

around here; don’t you see anything?”

That’s the way it has always been with Tom Slade ever since he got back

from the war. In scouting, he would never do anything himself, but just

give us fellows a hint that would start us off. “If you make as good use

of your eyes as he makes of his nose, you ought to be able to discover

something.” That’s what he said.

So then I looked all around, and sure enough I could see that the bushes

were broken up toward the top and, _good night_, on one of them was

hanging a little piece of rag.

“Some one has been through here,” I said, all excited; “why doesn’t the

dog come over here? The trail leads over this way.”

Then I began whistling for the dog and calling to the fellows that we

had the trail, and they all started over except the dog. He wouldn’t

follow them or pay any attention to their whistling and calling, only

stayed right where he was running around as if he had a fit.

Before the fellows reached the place where we were Tom said kind of low,

“Don’t fly off the handle, kid; there are some bushes broken here and a

rag. Now what does that mean?”

“It means the trail runs through here,” I said; “and that crazy fool of

an Uncle Tom’s Cabin dog can’t follow the scent across that bare place.

He’s just an actor, that’s all that bloodhound is. All he’s good for is

chasing Eliza.”

Tom just took the rag from me and looked at it. “Well then, if the trail

runs through here, where are the footprints?” he asked me.

“And the dog doesn’t seem to think it’s worth bothering about,” he said.

“You admit somebody went through here?” I shouted at him.

“Oh, somebody went through here, all right,” he said.

“And didn’t leave any footprints and didn’t leave any scent,” I came

back at him.

“Only a rag,” he said.

By that time the fellows had reached the place where we were. “What’s

the big idea?” Harry said. “What have you got there?”

Brent said, “As I _live_, it’s a piece of Eliza’s dress. The plot grows

thicker.”

“There isn’t a footprint here,” I told them.

“She must have slid on the ice,” Brent said.

“I’m going to drag that dog over here by the collar,” Rossie spoke up.

“It’s a mystery,” Pee-wee shouted; “it’s a deep, dark mystery. We’ve got

to solve it—I mean penetrate it.”

Gee whiz, that kid was more excited than the dog.

XII—A DISCOVERY

We all just stood there not knowing what to think. I could tell that Tom

Slade had some kind of an idea, but you never catch that fellow shouting

out about anything till he’s sure. Even when he was a tenderfoot in the

troop he was that way.

It seemed mighty funny that we should find just one footprint in those

bushes, but maybe there weren’t any more across that open space because

it was hard and rocky. Anyway, the scent led out into that open space,

that was sure. Then on the opposite side of the open space the bushes

were broken and there was a rag hanging to one of them. Yet we couldn’t

get that dog to go all the way across and take up the scent where we

found the rag. That was the funny thing. It was funny that there weren’t

any footprints under those bushes where the rag was hanging, too.

Believe _me_, Pee-wee was right, it was a mystery.

Pretty soon the dog began following the scent back and Will Dawson went

after him. In about ten minutes he came up again and said that the dog

had followed it as far as a brook where there was a willow tree. He said

the dog got rattled there just the same as he did on the summit. So he

studied the place carefully and saw that there was a branch of the tree

that stuck out over the water and he swung himself across and then back

again by that. So he decided that was probably what the man had done on

his way up the mountain. So you see that trail was cut in two places.

Will said that he left the dog poking around at the edge of the stream.

And that was the last we saw of the dog till we got back to our caravan.

Then we saw that he was under the van asleep. He was resting up so he

could chase Eliza in the afternoon, that’s what Brent said. He chased

Eliza twice every day, that bloodhound did.

Harry said, “Well, as Scout Harris says, it’s a mystery. Somebody was up

here before us, that’s sure. There’s no use trying to dope it out, I

suppose. Let’s send the signal. Our friends down below will think we’re

lost.”

All the while Tom Slade was sort of wandering around that rocky open

space on the top of the mountain. A couple of times he looked over to

where we were as if he was kind of thinking. Most of the time he looked

at the ground and the flat rocks. I knew he had some idea in his head,

all right.

Pretty soon he came strolling over and said sort of offhand like, “Let’s

follow these broken bushes in a ways.”

“Nobody went through here, Tom,” Rossie said; “if they had there’d be

footprints. Let’s get busy with the smudge signal.”

“It’ll only take a minute,” Tom said.

“Every minute is precious, Tommy boy,” Harry told him.

“Sure, let’s go in,” Brent said; “I’m for adventure every time. You

never can tell; come ahead.”

So we all followed Tom in. The brush was awful thick and I kept tearing

it apart down near the ground, hunting for footprints, but I couldn’t

find a single one. The brush wasn’t even broken above, either, after we

had gone a few feet and Tom just pushed around without any signs to go

by, all the while squinting his eyes into the bushes and poking the

underbrush with his feet.

Pretty soon, _good night_, Pee-wee gave a shout. “_I see it! I see it!_”

he yelled. “The mystery is solved! I know why there isn’t any man’s

footprint here. It was an _animal_ that came through! There he is

now—it’s a _zebra_!”

“A which?” Harry said.

“It’s got stripes—wide stripes,” the kid shouted. “Look there! See it?

It’s a zebra! Don’t you know a zebra?”

Brent said, “I wouldn’t know one if I met him in the street.”

By that time Tom had gone ahead of us and hauled something out of the

bushes. It wasn’t a zebra, but it had stripes all right—it was light

colored and it had wide, dark stripes. I bet you can’t guess what it

was, either.

It was a suit of convicts’ clothes.

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