ST. CHRISTINA THE WONDERFUL

The life of this extraordinary saint, so extraordinary that even those who

canonised her--the vulgar and ignorant--called her “The Wonderful,” comes

to us on the best possible authority. Her life was written by Thomas de

Chantpré, or Catimpré, born at Leuve in the Low Countries in 1201; he was

canon in the abbey of Catimpré, and then entered the Dominican Order in a

convent at Louvain, in 1232, and there taught theology. He was a

contemporary and fellow-countryman of Christina; he had all the

particulars necessary from those who had seen and conversed with

Christina, whom he survived by many years. Indeed, she died when he was

aged twenty-three. Christina the Wonderful was born at the village of

Brustheim, near St. Trond in Hesbain, in the year 1150. When aged fifteen

she was left an orphan, the youngest of three sisters, and spent her

childhood in the fields tending sheep and cows. As now, so then, there

were no hedges, and cattle sent into pasture had to be subjected to

supervision lest they transgressed into the land of neighbours. Christina

was employed as thousands of little girls have been employed since in

Germany and Belgium. It was a solitary occupation for a child, and she was

thrown much in on herself, on her own thoughts, her own imaginations.

Nothing remarkable about her was observed till she began to pass from

childhood into womanhood, a critical period, and then it was that her

malady first manifested itself. She fell down one day in a cataleptic fit,

and was taken up as dead. Her sisters, with whom she lived, had her

washed, laid out, placed on a bier, and conveyed to church, where the

funeral mass was ordered to be said.

Christina had been in a cataleptic fit, or had been shamming death. All at

once she scattered the funeral party and the worshippers by a leap off her

bier, in winding-sheet, with a shrill cry, and then by a scramble up one

of the pillars of the sacred edifice, which she managed to surmount. She

then got upon one of the tie-beams of the roof, and there seated herself,

as her biographer tells us, “like a bird.” The congregation, frightened

out of their wits, ran helter-skelter in all directions. One of her

sisters alone had courage to remain, or possibly knew enough of

Christina’s eccentricities not to be alarmed. The priest at the altar

faltered, stopped, turned and looked about him, and went forward headlong

with the service to the end. When he had retired to the sacristy,

probably, Christina’s sister came to him and explained matters. Anyhow we

learn that he reappeared in the church showing no signs of fear, and very

peremptorily ordered the young woman down from her perch, and demanded the

reason of this extraordinary freak. Christina meekly descended, and on

being again asked the reason of her proceedings, condescended to inform

the priest that she had scrambled aloft to escape the strong odour emitted

by the peasants, which to her refined perceptions was especially

repugnant. It must be admitted that it continues the same to the present

day, and that to the noses of those who are not saints.

Christina was now conducted home by her sisters, and was given something

to eat. When she had fed, she told them a long and marvellous story of her

having visited the regions of the dead; she said that she had been in

Hell, where she recognised the familiar features of a good many

acquaintances, no doubt of all such as had slighted and offended her in

the past and were dead. Then she had visited Purgatory, where also she

found herself among acquaintances. After that she ascended to Heaven,

where she was offered her choice, whether she would remain there

eternally, or return to earth and there perform the meritorious work of

liberating, by her prayers and self-tortures, the souls of those still

undergoing purification in Purgatory. With the utmost heroism and

self-denial she chose the latter alternative, probably not to the

satisfaction of her sisters, who seem to have regarded her as a

self-willed, troublesome piece of goods, and would have preferred to have

her at a distance, as an intercessor in heaven, than on earth an object of

much solicitude and annoyance.

She speedily gave them cause enough to regret the choice she had made, for

she took it into her head to race about the country, leaping hedges,

climbing walls, as she pretended, to get away from the scent of men, which

specially distressed her. She did not specify whether this odour was

spiritual or carnal, but left it to be inferred that moral turpitude was

the most odoriferous. She was repeatedly found on the tops of trees, or on

the summit of church towers, balancing herself beside the weathercocks,

gasping for wholesome air.

Naturally enough her relatives held her to be deranged; and they proceeded

to have her bound, as mad folk were chained and held in bondage till

comparatively recently. But one night she broke away from her prison, tore

off her fetters, declaring that the “odour of men” was suffocating her,

and ran away into the nearest forest, where she swarmed to the tops of

the highest trees and there gasped for untainted air. There for a while

her relatives left her, she must starve or return to them. As Thomas of

Chantpré says, she lived for a while like a bird among the boughs of the

trees, and though sorely in want of food, would not return to association

with odoriferous human beings.

Her biographer gives us an outrageous story which accounts for the way in

which she lived; but in all likelihood she fed on eggs.

After five weeks thus spent, she was recaptured and again put in chains,

stronger than before.

Again she broke loose, ran to Liège, where she rushed headlong into the

Church of St. Christopher, and insisted on the priest whom she found there

giving her the Holy Communion. He naturally enough demurred to do so. Her

wild appearance, with hair flying, her galled wrists, her flashing,

frantic eyes, the condition of dirt and raggedness in which she was, made

him conclude she was an escaped maniac. He made an excuse, and she was

unable to force him to act against his conscience by any representation

she made. Then, as suddenly as she appeared, so suddenly did she rush away

again into another church, where she frightened the priest into

compliance. But what was his disgust and dismay to see the communicant

jump up, leave the church in flying leaps, and run as fast as she could

tear down the steep hill that falls towards the Meuse. He hastily laid

aside his surplice and stole, and ran after her. Then he came on the

priest of St. Christopher, who was also in pursuit, and the two ran after

her to the quay, where she made a plunge, went head foremost into the

water, and swam to the farther shore. The Meuse, as any one who is

acquainted with Liège knows, is no inconsiderable stream there, and the

two priests watched, breathless and alarmed, till the girl had reached the

farther shore. Then only did they breathe freely.

Christina’s conduct became daily more outrageous. She crept into bakers’

ovens, and there howled with pain at the heat, but would not come forth,

till dragged out by the heels. Sometimes she would run into a fire and

kick the brands about with her bare feet. When she saw water hot in large

vessels for a washing, in she leaped, souse, and then shrieked with the

pain. In winter she would run into the river and remain there squealing

with cold, till the parish priest came and ordered her out. One of her

favourite pursuits was to dive under the sluice of a miller’s

water-conduit, and go with the water, head over heels, over the wheel.

These exploits attracted a crowd, and excited her to renewed attempts, not

always most decorous, but greeted with roars of approval and encouragement

to re-attempt the feat.

Another of her freaks was to frequent the places of execution, and climb

the poles with wheels at top on which robbers and murderers had been

broken, and to writhe her own legs and arms in and out of the spokes,

with more dexterity than delicacy, to amuse the vulgar rabble that

followed and applauded her proceedings. Or she would provide herself with

a rope and hang herself between two criminals on the public gallows, with

happy indifference to the savour the corpses emitted. All these

proceedings were, she affirmed, eminently grateful to the souls in

Purgatory, and afforded them consolation and relief.

At night it was her delight to run through the streets of St. Trond, with

all the dogs of the town barking and snapping after her; she led them a

chase over the country, running like the wind, they tearing her tattered

garments, and also biting and wounding her limbs. She, however, seemed

insensible to pain, in her enjoyment of the race. Finally, when exhausted,

she went up a tree like a chased cat.

One great source of entertainment she provided during divine service was

to coil herself up into a ball, so that neither head, hands, nor feet

appeared, and so roll about the church. Then all at once, when no one was

expecting it--snap! out flew head, feet, and hands, and she lay flat on

the floor, rigid as a log of wood, all her limbs extended and motionless.

Another of her devotional vagaries was to pirouette on one toe on the top

of a paling, whilst vociferously praying. All which not only edified the

living, but afforded vast gratification to the souls in Purgatory.

At length her sisters could stand her vagaries no longer,--her biographer

candidly admits that Christina put them to the blush,--and they engaged a

strong man to catch her and chain her up again. He went after her, and she

ran. Unable to catch her, he flung a club at her that brought her down

and, as was thought, broke her thigh. As she could not walk, a cart was

brought to the spot, and she was placed in it and conveyed to a surgeon,

who had a bed of straw strewn for her in his cellar. He put her leg in

splints, but to ensure her remaining quiet and not tearing at the

bandages, bound her hands and fastened them to a ring in the cellar wall.

In the night she succeeded in disengaging her hands. Then she ripped off

the bandages, threw away the splints, and stood up. Her thigh was not

broken. She got a stone, and with it broke a way through the wall of the

cellar, and escaped into the open country once more.

After this her relatives gave up all further attempts to control her.

Finding herself unmolested, she ventured back to the haunts of men, and

begged for food or whatever she required. If refused what she wanted, she

became angry and took it. Few dared resist her importunities or violence.

When she had a sleeve of her gown torn off she went to the first woman she

encountered and asked for hers. If not at once given, she rushed at the

person, and with teeth and claws tore the sleeve off the gown, and then,

with crazy laughter, she slipped her own bare arm into it. Her dress was a

mass of tatters and incongruous patches, sewn on with willow-bark thread,

or pinned together with thorns. Her hair, dark, utterly uncombed, hung

wildly about her head, and fell over her tanned, dirty face. Her limbs

were covered with scars. One day she visited the parish church of Wellen,

near St. Trond, and finding the cover off the font, and the sacred vessel

pretty full, since the recent benediction of the sacred water, with one

jump reached the brim, and then flopped herself down in the hallowed

water. This, says her biographer solemnly, had the effect of subduing in

her the more extraordinary manifestations of ecstatic devotion; and after

this souse in the baptismal water, she professed herself less distressed

by the odour of human beings.

She was not gracious to those who gave her food. As she ate what she had

begged, she growled, “Why am I eating this nastiness? Why am I thus

plagued?” and told them that what they gave her tasted like the insides of

newts and toads.

Her biographer assures us that “she avoided, with the utmost solicitude,

all human honour and praise,” but it would be hard to find that either was

shown or offered her whilst alive; for then she certainly was esteemed

crazy. Only after her death did it occur to people that she was a saint.

In her old age she was often given shelter by the kind sisters of St.

Catherine at St. Trond, and she returned their hospitality by her amusing

antics. One day, as she was talking with them, she suddenly curled

herself up into a ball, and began to roll round the room, “like a boy’s

ball, without any token of her limbs appearing.” Then, all at once, she

expanded flat on the floor, and ventriloquised. “No voice or breath issued

from her mouth and nose, but only her breast and throat resounded with an

angelic harmony.” She concluded this exhibition by singing the “Te Deum”

from the pit of her stomach, and then jumped up and ran away.

We can understand that at a time when hysterical disorders were completely

misunderstood, such marvellous contortions and tricks were reputed to be

due to spiritual agency, either divine or diabolic. Towards the close of

her days she spent most of her time in the Convent of St. Catherine, and

she was there when attacked by her mortal sickness.

When she was apparently insensible the Superior, Sister Beatrice, said to

her, “Christina! you have always been obedient to me; return now to life,

I have something I desire to ask of you.”

Then Christina opened her eyes and said, “Why have you disturbed me? Be

quick, I cannot tarry; tell me what you want, that I may be gone.”

Then the Superior put the question, received her reply, and the next

moment the poor clouded spirit fled. She died on 24th July 1224, at the

age of eighty-four.

Twenty-five years after her death an old woman told the Superior, “I have

come to you with a divine revelation, to say that the body of that most

holy woman, Christina, is not receiving proper respect from you. If you

neglect to give it sufficient honour it will fare ill with you.”

On the strength of this vague message the body of the poor old creature

was dug up, and enshrined. Miracles attended the elevation of the bones,

and thenceforth St. Christina the Wonderful came to be regarded as a saint

in the Low Countries. Her body is still preserved as that of one of the

elect of God in the Church of St. Catherine at Milin, near St. Trond; and

her name has been inserted in a good number of martyrologies--amongst

others, that of France. It is not in the Roman Martyrology, where,

however, she has a better right to figure than have St. Symeon Salos and

St. Nicolas of Trani, who were loose fishes as well as fools.

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