MR. JOHN BURNS. "PERFECT! PERFECT! BUT JUST WANTS THE MASTER'S TOUCH."

(_Gives it._)]

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[Illustration: _Cheery Passenger (in non-stop express)._ "WELL, I MUST

SAY IT'S QUITE A RELIEF TO ME TO 'AVE A GENTLEMAN IN THE CARRIAGE. IT'S

TWICE NOW I'VE 'AD A FIT IN A TUNNEL."]

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